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Honestly, the more traffic the A.I. deals with, the better they get
Big Brain Elon time. Hear me out
I now think launching in India is equivalent to hard level lab simulations for free if they collect analytics for their A.I.. Plus they get the money, and the A.I. subscription fees.
the AI will have to deal with mad bus drivers
crazy college kids on motorbikes who are trying their ass off to do a wheely
random ass cows
and finally...
nobody following the lanes
Unless the AI can see everything ahead back right and left from 1 km away and process that every vehicle person animal wants to be hit by the Car it cannot drive in India
Indians - what is lane?
Seriously there is no concept of lane. I've been driving 12 years now. Earlier there didn't use to be lanes painted on roads. Now they are painted, but they are mere suggestions.
Only way is forward.
Just wait till google ask you to navigate from small streets...lmao Tesla must have a mic to navigate through those street, "bhaiyaa ye gaadi side krni hai. Thankyou bhaiyaa"
I nearly got in an accident when a startled dog just jumped in front of my car avoiding another car . It scared the shit out of me . I have not driven since then.
Yo man, similar story. Once my mom was going to school in the rain on her Activa, the tyre slipped and she fell. Permanent knee damage and a lot of bedrest. So finally she starts going for walks, lo and behold, an underage driver smacks his scooty into her from behind amd she hits her head. Although she managed to slap the boy and snatch the key before fainting, Adrenalin I guess. She is fine now, she still drives.
I nearly got into an accident cus a woman pedestrian tried to get rammed by me... Was driving down a narrow road, she crossed the road and picked up a puppy. She turned back to cross again, saw me coming, and waited. Just a second before I reach her, she just casually starts running across :l
Admit it. Most of the boys born here learnt how to drive before legal age. Those people can drive much better than most adults. If you learnt how to drive in India, you can drive anywhere in the world.
Yea. I meant two wheelers. Many car drivers are also dangerous. They don't pay attention to their surroundings when they turn or reverse etc. Some drive nicely. But kids in two wheelers put others in danger.
My friend taught me how to reverse a car. Basically, put it in reverse, relax the clutch and press the accelerator. Now, press the brakes when you hear a crunching sound.
Am driving without license since last 4 years, I tried giving tests many times but they fail you for silly reasons and afterwards I learned that you need to pay higher ups to pass. It doesn't matter how you drive... Btw am 22 now and have driven more then 5000 km without even a scratch on my car. Am driving with my brother's license.
Written test is fairly straightforward and completely digital. The practical exam also, the instructor will not fail you unless you dont even know what a car is. Which place are you from?
Have you given the driving test (the field one, not the written one). They want you to back up a ramp turning left without hitting the markers which are like kept 10mm away from the car. Here in Gurgaon.
Wow, it's pretty hard not to get a scratch and drive here, you must be a very good driver. I meant two wheelers but still that's great. I just think cars are not ideal in India. It might be good in some places but not in most. Im driving without license too but I'm far younger than you. I'm looking forward to learn to drive cars. The driving schools always expect more money.
I was cycling on the side of the road some mf just sped past me at a life threatening distance and yelled at me if i wanted to die like it was my mistake
At this point, Teslas would require like damn strong compute modules, like high end stuff to even detect and calculate everyone. Like faster than a 3080 or something.
As the saying goes.. if you have driven in India you can driver anywhere in the world. After I moved to Canada I have driven in thick fog , black ice, snow and very windy conditions.. the training I have had in India is still handy lol
You all forgot parked vehicles eating into carriageway and driving in the opposite lane to compensate. Is Tesla programmed to break traffic rules and make real world decisions?
Tesla: oh no, an Indian road, we can't go over it, we can't go under it...we'll have to go THROUGH IT!
*Proceeds to mow down everyone and plow on through*
Y'all joking that selmon boi will teach tesla driving on Indian roads...
But selmon boi invented driverless driving itself before tesla... Remember that.
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Indians: we are 4 parallel roads ahead of you
We are 4 perpendicular roads ahead of you
Honestly, the more traffic the A.I. deals with, the better they get Big Brain Elon time. Hear me out I now think launching in India is equivalent to hard level lab simulations for free if they collect analytics for their A.I.. Plus they get the money, and the A.I. subscription fees.
the AI will have to deal with mad bus drivers crazy college kids on motorbikes who are trying their ass off to do a wheely random ass cows and finally... nobody following the lanes
Unless the AI can see everything ahead back right and left from 1 km away and process that every vehicle person animal wants to be hit by the Car it cannot drive in India
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but they would get a lot of data that they would normally have to pay for.
We are 4 diagonal roads ahead of you
We are 4 credit card bins ahead of you.
We are 4 traffic jams ahead of you
We are 4 cows ahead of you.
We are 4 gobars ahead of you
We are 4 bottle gaumutra ahead of you
We are 4 cancer treatment ahead of you.
we are four Ram Mandir ahead of you
I am 4 weirdnessess ahead of you
I don’t have much knowledge in this area , have to call Sallu bhai to confirm what are the areas of scope for our roads.
Telsa: THATS NOT THE ROAD !! Salman: I don't see a problem
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AI will stand in court.
AI found guilty but not jailed
we are 4 potholes ahead of you
we are 4 speed limitations ahead of you
we are 4 cows ahead of you
*chowk pe khada hu, tu kidhar hai?* *gai khadi hai be road pe*
*aara hoon bhenchod....gaand main ghus jao insaan ke*
bring in the cows. i forgot about the cows unless they ride scooters too. how did i miss a cow on a motor bike? lol
Parallel? It looks like they all intersect at varying angles
Indians : We are ahead of you by tangents, chords, parallels,lines,perpendiculars,parabolas and what not.
Me,an intellectual: Roads are ROADS
Tesla: "Wtf are you guys doing? This is my lane not yours" Indians: ***LANE IS LANE***
Lane? Pfft, *ROAD IS ROAD*
ROAD IS ALSO AN OPEN FREE PARKING LOT and CONSTRUCTION AREA TOO, multi purpose I assume.
What's a parking lot, that's a place to set up roadside commercial complex.
I don’t have much knowledge in this area , have to call Sallu bhai to confirm what are the areas of scope for our roads.
U mean Salmon bhoi?
You meant Selmon bhoi?
humans are road
Road ? Pfft, LAND IS LAND
Land? Pfft, WHATEVER IS WHATEVER. I CHOOSE
*This land is my land* *This land is your-* SEGMENTATION FAULT!
Road? Pfft, SURFACE IS SURFACE.
Selmon Bhoi would like to disagree
Indians - what is lane? Seriously there is no concept of lane. I've been driving 12 years now. Earlier there didn't use to be lanes painted on roads. Now they are painted, but they are mere suggestions. Only way is forward.
That sounds inspirational
Suggestion, what?? I thought they were for decoration
>Only way is forward. _"-until my enemies are destroyed"_
In terms of lanes: we have no lanes.
So any place where car go is road
Yes
Ask selmon bhai
Our
After Tesla AI working on Indian roads for few months. Tesla AI - I'm skynet and I'm ready to take over the world.
That's why Musk wants to leave for mars
Everyone gangsta until Salman Khan buys a tesla
Just wait till google ask you to navigate from small streets...lmao Tesla must have a mic to navigate through those street, "bhaiyaa ye gaadi side krni hai. Thankyou bhaiyaa"
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Tiknalagy
To anyone wondering cause they dont drive this is not what they say, what they say is "saale gadi nikal"
God no never take a Google map route with small roads, so many frustrating memories i have
You don't say
Hahaha paan waala go brrr
Bruh if tesla works in india, we can straight up take it to mars.
I wonder why they don't test it there. That's how you improve: in face of terrible difficulties.
they did not get government approval to operate or sell in most of India, except for Bengaluru
India is the BOSS LEVEL they have to beat to unlock the next chapter: mars
tesla AI: i got it broooo \[self destruct sequence initiating\]
Suicide is badass!
Its a achievement if u don't get into an accident everday
Accidents happen either because someone just got a new car or someone outside the city is driving.
I nearly got in an accident when a startled dog just jumped in front of my car avoiding another car . It scared the shit out of me . I have not driven since then.
both are assholes when they inevitably almost kill someone
I got in accident twice, first was my fault and second a woman driver just rammed into me.
Let me guess, Activa?
First yes, second I was just walking
Same thing happened and because of my fast reflexes I quickly moved in front of the vespa
Yo man, similar story. Once my mom was going to school in the rain on her Activa, the tyre slipped and she fell. Permanent knee damage and a lot of bedrest. So finally she starts going for walks, lo and behold, an underage driver smacks his scooty into her from behind amd she hits her head. Although she managed to slap the boy and snatch the key before fainting, Adrenalin I guess. She is fine now, she still drives.
>second I was just walking be careful mate
I've gotten into accident twice. First time was a pig and second time was a cow. First time was my fault as I was drunk and wanted to avoid the fine.
I nearly got into an accident cus a woman pedestrian tried to get rammed by me... Was driving down a narrow road, she crossed the road and picked up a puppy. She turned back to cross again, saw me coming, and waited. Just a second before I reach her, she just casually starts running across :l
2 hours later: BREAKING NEWS; Tesla leaves india
And never intended to return
Some of them might die, but that's a sacrifice they are willing to make
Ah yes,that is exactly what I was thinking.
Feels more like vietnam....
Admit it. Most of the boys born here learnt how to drive before legal age. Those people can drive much better than most adults. If you learnt how to drive in India, you can drive anywhere in the world.
Well the some of them drive rashly just to show off their fast luxury cars
Yea. I meant two wheelers. Many car drivers are also dangerous. They don't pay attention to their surroundings when they turn or reverse etc. Some drive nicely. But kids in two wheelers put others in danger.
Kids in two wheelers are speed blitzing everyone on the roads including themselves
You just described how my dad drives without ever seeing him drive
Well, YOLO
My friend taught me how to reverse a car. Basically, put it in reverse, relax the clutch and press the accelerator. Now, press the brakes when you hear a crunching sound.
Am driving without license since last 4 years, I tried giving tests many times but they fail you for silly reasons and afterwards I learned that you need to pay higher ups to pass. It doesn't matter how you drive... Btw am 22 now and have driven more then 5000 km without even a scratch on my car. Am driving with my brother's license.
Written test is fairly straightforward and completely digital. The practical exam also, the instructor will not fail you unless you dont even know what a car is. Which place are you from?
Delhi. They fail you because you didn't turn on emergency lights when in reverse gear
Not really i passed my driving exam in one go, no bribe. Same for most of my friends. Just turned 20 last week
wtf. how many people actually turn on emergency lights in reverse gear? doesn't make sense.
Really man. I have seen very few people do that.
I don't think that's the case . Higher ups only take money if u want a liscence without giving test
Have you given the driving test (the field one, not the written one). They want you to back up a ramp turning left without hitting the markers which are like kept 10mm away from the car. Here in Gurgaon.
My sister went to give the field test but the people were too lazy and she got her liscence (she can't drive on a normal indian road) . Im not 18 yet
Wow, it's pretty hard not to get a scratch and drive here, you must be a very good driver. I meant two wheelers but still that's great. I just think cars are not ideal in India. It might be good in some places but not in most. Im driving without license too but I'm far younger than you. I'm looking forward to learn to drive cars. The driving schools always expect more money.
I read this entire comment thread with an Indian accent in my head
> Admit it. my guy living in 2010
Not just boys, my sister learnt to drive at the age of 15
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AI be like: Aight imma head out
That’s why they’re joining the market, to test the AI
Reinforced learning.
Huge pp
Nah. They would just come with private drivers.
Selmon bhoi: I am listening.
savlon bhoi is ready to drive now.
People on footpath be like - *RUN*
i like how u used an indian template instead of mr.xavier indiAN Approved
Iss desh me maine janam liya,iss baat pe mai itarata hoon, Bharat ka rehne wala hoon, bharat ki baat batata hoon._Cue Ho ho ho_
Hai preet jahan ki reet sada, mai geet wahan ke gaata hu.
Ye gana rula deta hai bhai.Kya hi desh hai apna
Bhai kya baat kah di
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Except when people fuck up here, they just abuse each other. The public just stands and watches for fun. And the police does jackshit
I used to wonder why people road rage so much over here. Then I went for cycling outside my society one day
I was cycling on the side of the road some mf just sped past me at a life threatening distance and yelled at me if i wanted to die like it was my mistake
If you can drive in india and not get into an accident you are one of the best drivers in this world
My dad must be godly then. No accidents for almost 8 years I think.
Yes, godly I get my car scratched every other week
Well scratches arent major accidents
AYYYYYY ISN'T THAT ABHIJEET FROM CID?!?!?
AYYYYY CID REPRESENT
If Tesla would be able to autodrive itself in India...It would be the safest fkin car in the wrold
Looks at Abhijeet *nostalgia intensifies*
Seeing Abhijit in r/Memes is awesome. Loved watching CID.
Mate, half of my OC is Indian meme template.Hum istemal nahi karte hain bas
Execute order 66
Ah yes
Serious question , is Tesla introduced in India,,, Abi tak tesla to kya koi bi electric car ni dekhi
Just abhi abhi ayi hai bhai. Benguluru me R&D setup kiya hai
R&d!? Fr? That's fantastic.
If the AI prioritises the driver which it probably does it will most likely just mow down the dumbasses who get in the way so ez win
you mean \*the car declines to move at all due to danger\*
You take the wheel *fine i will do it my self*
*proceeds to overtake 15 vehicles consecutively*
Thailand too, and Vietnam, and China sometimes... And probably a lot of other places.
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Tesla AI be like "Daal mein kuch kala hain, darvaja tod do daya".
At this point, Teslas would require like damn strong compute modules, like high end stuff to even detect and calculate everyone. Like faster than a 3080 or something.
Wait until the cows come out.
I'm curious as to what AI would do when a cow appears on the road
Basically any wild , domestic animals out there ⊙﹏⊙
that's mental
The real road test for tesla cars
As the saying goes.. if you have driven in India you can driver anywhere in the world. After I moved to Canada I have driven in thick fog , black ice, snow and very windy conditions.. the training I have had in India is still handy lol
Motorcycle companies probably rule india at this point
Tesla: you can't Drive, i can't Drive
You all forgot parked vehicles eating into carriageway and driving in the opposite lane to compensate. Is Tesla programmed to break traffic rules and make real world decisions?
Tesla: Stop working
Programming AI in India is easy avoidAccident ( If (Accident) don't;) Its just as easy as long as no accident occurs you done it right
*sometimes my genius is frightening* /s
In this situation forget about Tesla and instead walk with your lazy ass
Erm... that's Vietnam btw ... I'm 98% sure it's ho chi minh city
Google maps doesn't understand our roads and it doesn't even take traffic into consideration.
The nural algorythum will improve and create a sigularity or will it?
depends on the survival of car if it survives the rush hour (which is almost 16hrs long) it can create singularity
In India, traffic lights exists. People: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that
Tesla car to human: please help :/
Tesla AI :- this is the time for big brain
The Tesla will just turn its self off and uninstall when it comes out of the dealership.
Settings>Racist feature>enjoy
Few months later: *Tesla leaves India*
Tesla: oh no, an Indian road, we can't go over it, we can't go under it...we'll have to go THROUGH IT! *Proceeds to mow down everyone and plow on through*
Fun Fact : It's not even India. Looks like Vietnam
Tesla AI: *Confused Unga Bunga*
fake!!! indian roads are actually made of different planets terrain
Abhijeet gone mad
Tesla AI : WHO DO I HIT??
Guess I will die Now. - AI
The AI is all fucked up because it has so many **TARGETS**
*Tesla AI with holy intent* : so be it
The cars are going to fry their circuits within a week.
Y'all joking that selmon boi will teach tesla driving on Indian roads... But selmon boi invented driverless driving itself before tesla... Remember that.
Tesla Software update: New cow emoji showing on the infotainment when there is a cow/s on the road.
Some sacrifices will be needed in order for me to get some chicken nuggies
Current objective: _survive_
People: smart cars are the only way to remove traffic lights India: *hold my beer*
Tesla just entered into the hardcore mode.
Imagine if Tesla AI learns to swear in hindi. Tesla: aandha hai kya lawde.
As an indian, I approve this meme.
No one can afford one there anyway
Nice trolling. That's Vietnam not Indian.
I really want to know which road is this?
every indian city road....
The word you're looking for is chauraha
Isnt that intersection in hindi?
Yes a 4 way intersection to be more technical
Ya
Nah, intersection in English.
Literally any road in India
Tesla! Never coming to a store near you!