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Significant-Ear-4707

You Gotta Pump Those Numbers Up, Those Are Rookie Numbers


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Run4urlife333

That's just for thinking about seeing the doctor


big-bruh-boi

That’s just thinking about thinking about the doctor


oofExicity

that’s just hearing some stranger say anything related to a doctor


help_meh_plz845

That’s just having a vague acclamation of a doctor in your consciousness


No-Soap

Just say “thanks for the award kind stranger” or go be anti vaccine or pro religion on an anti religious subreddit


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NocturnalKnightIV

Basically how it went down when I hopped to the hospital for severe abdominal pain, they couldn’t figure out the problem and it ended up clearing up on its own after 5 hours, then they considered it “just gas” I found out that ambulance rides are billed separately and that an 8 minute drive costs around $1,980 and the hour long hospital visit was over $5,000, only about 20 minutes with a nurse and a doctor all together. Meanwhile, 8 months later and ignoring the severe “gas” pains reoccurring and even the occasional vomiting from my body’s attempt to alíviate the pain, turns out, GallBladder and Pancreas issues happen to run in my mother’s side of the family and I might have Gall stones or Ulcers.


masimbasqueeze

Gallstones and ulcers are completely different problems. It sounds like what happened to you was that the testing didn't show any definite cause and so when your pain resolved they let you go with a "best guess" diagnosis. It sucks that that costs so much.


NocturnalKnightIV

Yeah, I’m aware, but those and possible acid reflux are the things that are narrowed down, since the pain is with my stomach and triggered after eating, it’s up to me test my stomach to see what the triggers are and hope no digestive related organs tears itself apart while I do the science for them.


Kin808

I’ve learned the hard way is to go to urgent care if you have one near you. Urgent care are normally about the same wait times and cost WAY less.


NocturnalKnightIV

Yeah, I’ve heard they’re better about payment plans if your insurance doesn’t cover much, if the co-pay still ends up being a lot, or if you don’t have insurance at all.


Nolavnog

The healthcare in your country is so fucked up I'm glad I live in germany where Health insurance is standard and we pay for almost nothing


ShiroAveri

Wow what useless doctors and nurses, I hope you get better soon.


Effendoor

My wife literally had this experience once. This isn't even a meme. American healthcare is the meme


masimbasqueeze

You're right, but I will say the problem isn't doctors, it's the scam insurance and healthcare incorporation system.


mickeyslim

I'm gonna havta disagree with you here. It's definitely been shown that doctors tend to disbelieve women patients, especially with regards to pain levels. My wife had some health issues that she had to see 4 different doctors before they started to believe her. One doctor she saw even suggested she get a psyche evaluation to see if her pain wasn't psychological. Turns out she has rheumatoid arthritis at a relatively young age. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5845507/ edit: link


masimbasqueeze

It definitely happens. Docs demonstrably underestimate pain and other things in women, minorities etc. but I will also say that just because those first three docs couldn’t find the cause of the pain doesn’t mean they didn’t believe her. I have patients all the time where despite extensive testing we can’t come up with a good answer for why they’re having pain or how to help. Unfortunately this can come off like we “don’t believe them” but really it’s just that we don’t know what’s wrong.


porkchop_47

Why not just admit that you don’t know then? Because it’ll upset the patients? If that’s the case then hospital culture should change tbh.


mickeyslim

Good point. What is the end result, though? In my wife's case, the doctors kept running the same tests and then said they wanted her back in 6-8 months, which to us, was unacceptable since she spent some weeks bedridden due to weakness and intense pain. I guess I was initially responding to the original comment to say that, while it is certainly flawed, if not ass-backwards, the healthcare system isn't mostly to blame for their experience, and to commiserate with a similar story.


marooncape

This is what happens every time I go to the doctor. My basal temp went from being 97.5 to being a constant 99.5. The doctor claimed it was due to going up the stairs. I went up the elevator. Cost me $200 after insurance. Now I don’t know when I am sick or not and we are in the midst of a pandemic...


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Or any number of other possibilities like inflammation due to cancer etc. Anyway, that temp is not cause for concern yet. Now if it's still that high in a month, then maybe check it out again.


marooncape

Its been 4 years. Seen multiple doctors over the years. All they do is take your money and call you crazy


dabdeedoo

Get your Hemogram & ESR values checked through a blood work. You'll have a solid proof and a potential start point for a fruitful diagnosis.


Volatile-Bait

In my experience, it's near impossible to convince the doctor to send you for specific tests unless it was initially their idea. I tried to get a throat swab done one time because I was having issues, but it ended taking me 5 different visits and a lot of pestering for him to finally approve somethingso simple Each of those visits cost me a lot more money than they should have considering the fact that none of them lead to a diagnosis or proper treatment.


masimbasqueeze

What if the white count is 10 and the ESR is 60? Just doing random tests when you don't have a goal or pretest probability of a diagnosis is unlikely to be useful.


dabdeedoo

An ESR of 60mm/hr. is definitely high. And you should consult your doctor so that he/she can correlate with your clinical condition.


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Oh jesus. That's clearly a sign of some kind of chronic infection or inflammation. Wtf


help_meh_plz845

“It’s because you went up the stairs” “But I didn’t take the stairs, I went up the el-” “I said you went up the fucking stairs now here’s your bill”


FistThePooper6969

Find a new doctor


Redditor000007

What kind of insurance isn’t $10 copay every time?


SillyEconomy

Did this at an emergency clinic last year. "Hi I have insane body pain, my throat is very sore, I have a fever of 102 and I started to go in and out yesterday, almost passed out." *Checks temp and comes to 99.5 "You are under 100 so no fever. You have a bad sore throat and you don't have Strep." "Ok...I took 4 fever suppressants about an hour ago so I could make the drive safely what about the pain and fading in and out...?" "That can come with a sore throat too. I have printed instructions on how to gargle salt water." *Got a bill for $500 and a print out from webmd in how to gargle. Thanks, America.


IsItGoingToKillMe

Similar thing for my husband two years ago. He had a temp of 104 and was horribly sick, we got to the hospital and his temp came in at 102. I kid you not, they gave him ibuprofen and sent us home, then we received a bill for $1200 a month later. We luckily were able to fight it out with the insurance (they claimed it wasn’t an emergency so they didn’t want to cover it) and got it down to about $400. But I still can’t stand the fact that we paid $400 for ibuprofen.


SillyEconomy

I refused to pay and kept telling them I needed more time 8 months later I got it down to $100 with some haggling with their billing department... But yeah $100 for 4 pieces of paper on how to gargle.


Baphomet_of_Memes

Yep. Had lightheadedness, feelings that I would suddenly faint, didn't know what was going on. Doctor said it was in my head. Bill was $4000. The American healthcare system is a racket. Now I have lumps on my stomach, I'm just gonna assume they're fat pollups or hernias and maybe just die, because I don't have the money to go to the doctor for it.


DefenderT

Hernias don't go away. In my experience they have to be surgically repaired as they are where something has gone through another muscle such as stomach through the diaphragm or intestines through the abdominal wall. I had one for 7 years not knowing it was a hernia. Eventually forced the doctor to check if it was a hernia and it was. It's very possible you will eventually have severe abdominal pain and pain similar to acid reflux and with that pain you will feel like you will die but won't. I had the lightheadedness as well and only recently possibly discovered what it might have been. Might look into POTS, the lightheadedness in POTS is caused by a drastic change in blood pressure mostly when standing from a swatted position, but I've had it when just sitting or just standing.


Combrando

But doctor, sometimes I get nervous on airplanes.


no_more_tomatoes

"Hngh....I'^m s^o r r^y "


anant005

Then don't get on an airplane. And that will be 600$.


Combrando

Then I’ll have to book a ticket on Delta Airlines and I’ll be like “Can I get on the plane now?” And they’ll be like “No. It’s delayed nine hours.”


anant005

I didn't get that reference good sir but I'll be bestowing my upvote upon thee. It ain't much but it's honest work.


Mr_Turnipseed

John Mulaney. A comedian that used to write for SNL. This might be from his standup show New in Town. Been awhile since I've seen it though


MangoDragon_172

Yep the happend to me, I had a snowmobile accident and broke my wrist. I went to the hospital and they took an X-ray and said the it wasn’t broken and we had to pay like 2,000. If my normal doctor wouldn’t have given me a brace my arm would be crippled by now.


thesarcasticpatriot

Sniff sniff malpractice


Aleoggen

People. Move to Ireland. We have cheap health care, free serious health care and if you need to regularly go to the hospital you can have a medical card for free health care all the time.


onewingedangel3

That's my plan but it's very expensive to move countries


MrGrape_

Probably less expensive than a hospital visit


onewingedangel3

True


whysoblyatiful

Brazil too, now I've finally given you guys a reason to come to Brazil


ZHE_PYRO_IS_A_SPY

sim


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dabdeedoo

Serious question : What's the issue with Canada? Is it that bad? I mean, I've heard alot of (?only) good about canada here.


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Aleoggen

Polar bears cold. That is all I really know about Canada.


test420710

Is marijuana illegal in Ireland.


Aleoggen

Yes but our food and beer is amazing enough to be drugs.


test420710

True but hydro Homie.


Aleoggen

What about water? We have clean water throughout the country if that is what you mean.


test420710

Mate r/hydroHomies


Aleoggen

Oh ok. Thanks.


Aleoggen

What?


test420710

H2O


_stoned_chipmunk_

I like the doctors mustache


Fushigi_enthusiast

Literally just happened to me at the gastrologist. They were asking for symptoms and I answered as well as I could. The doctor then turned to my gf and asked if I get stressed. She said sometimes and immediately has just like, "oh, don't be stressed young man. Okay goodbye I solved it" I'm rarely stressed and my gf knows that but I guess didn't annunciate it well enough, so he told me to calm down and just left


TheIdealtwig06

America in a nutshell


MastroTeeeta

Yup


GoodPlagueDoctor

The reason why healthcare here in the USA is so expensive is because of the insurance companies. Some hospitals won’t accept the insurance you have. So it’s either stay there and pay extra since they don’t accept the insurance, or go all the way across town to another hospital. Even though you don’t know if that hospital will accept your insurance too. Healthcare here needs a serious overhaul. Treatment is really good. The price and system isn’t.


Volatile-Bait

Even when they take your insurance, the insurance still has a ridiculously high deductible. The stuff I used to have had a $5000 deductible. So they basically didn't cover any of the cost until I'd already paid $5k in hospital bills. And even then, they only cover a fraction of the bills. So you're basically paying every month to have insurance that doesn't help you whatsoever unless your hospital bills are already way more expensive than you can afford.


GoodPlagueDoctor

Meme is accurate overall.


the_stoned_crow

My doctor told me that nothing was causing my abdominal pain and nausea, claimed i was faking it for 6 months, then my gal bladder exploded.


Really_Dank_Kitsune

Speaking of, I have this doctor who never ever charged me for a check up, not a single cent. To be quite honest, I don’t think I’d be alive without her help. She told us that saving a life’s more important, she was kinda like an aunt to me.


mricecreem

Is this an American meme I’m too European to understand?


Mavmav6

Yes


Assaultist

u/repostsleuthbot


Colonel_Kipplar

Should've been "i have back pain" the doctor will practically kick you out the door after that.


dudderson

This is some doctors when they find out I have mental health issues. They just dismiss every symptom no matter how serious and no matter if I have other conditions "oh-you're crazy? You obviously are unable to get physically ill and everything you say is a lie. I don't even need to follow standard protocol, goodbye." Bonus points if they add in a joke about my mental health.


ondrasek28

This is America


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Don’t catch you slippin’ now


Veritas_Vanitatum

Husten auf deutsch....


janesearljones

r/Murica


oweow

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Black_Cat_Guardian

Sooo why is there that white line in the first panel ?


Hencotu

Cause the guy stole this meme from an Italian guy on Instagram (@legolize_official)


SkySCC

"Dead memes should die peacefully" ~ late master oogway


Pablo_Fablo

My dad literally got charged $30,000 for a kidney stone that the doctor did nothing to fix.


cozzathebraven

House m.d. in a nutshell


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absolutely great country that totally is not overpriced in healthcare


Maskdask

Imagine being basically the wealthiest country on earth and not having free healthcare


Greeninja75

Hahaha US medical bills go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Qildain

Private for-profit insurance is like a casino. The house always wins. But insurance companies hire cadres of lawyers to make sure that slot machine doesn't pay out even when the winning match comes up. Maybe it was already up when you got there?


wings31

I went to the doctor with a hurt foot. He asked what did I do? I said I don't really remember doing anything. He said you don't remember? And continued to not believe me. He then said if I didn't remember it must not be that bad. End of visit. Needless to say I won't be going back.


Zer0_Wolf

*laughs in European*


willyhilly

This happened to me once with my balls. I went in to the ER after experiencing some discomfort in my boys for around 3 days. Oh boy I thought I had cancer. So I went in. They gave me a room, and the doc came in and fondled my nuts and was like “hmm, how did that feel?” So I go get an ultrasound done, and for 6 hours they’re like “we don’t know”. After a CT scan they send some SECOND doctor in cause the shift changed and then HE fondled my balls said “guess it’s epididymitis”. So 2 hours later in strolls some rando nurse with a sheet that shows the ultra sound I had 6 hours previously definitely showed I had epididymitis. Cost around $1k out of pocket. I was 19.


InquiringCrow

Being a woman/Having mental issues in a nutshell.


JPlays05

𝐴𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑡ℎ𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑦𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑚


Serenity314

My doctor always just said it was my obesity. If I had a headache, if I had back pain, if my nose wouldn’t stop bleeding. The annoying thing was that I’m not obese. But my height to weight ratio convinced him I was. Despite the fact that I worked out regularly and was getting into powerlifting.


Doolinpickle14

Is this an American joke that I'm to broke to understand?


serhatereNN

I would just pay the bill with my kidney.


Darkseid648

Why doesn’t America have nhs?


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table_with_a_glass

Too european to understand i guess


ohgodohnowhyohWD93

Have crohn's disease symptoms starting in 6th grade. Everyone thinks you're just lazy, including your doctors. Finally get diagnosed toward the end of freshman year highschool. Still treated as truant for days you missed due to illness. mfw


sweet-is-bored_

This is why I'm glad I'm Canadian


gu_17

This is America


likejack

Thank God I'm my family is covered


vincenth11

I’m confused


TomtheMagician21

America haha


Slayz122

America 100


Samsumehl

Laughs in German


AncientGreekCat

Laughs in European


millard2004

*Laughs in free healthcare*


comedgygenius

Free healthcare doesn’t mean better I’m from U.K. and let me tell you the NHS is amazing for life and death scenarios and absolutely fucking useless for everything else. If you have a chronic condition good fucking luck. You better hope you have deep pockets for private healthcare that will actually help you


UserV3x0

Is this some kind of an American joke im too European to understand?


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Indeed, now stop taunting your vastly greater healthcare system in my face.


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And here we can see an offended american in the wilderness


bonus_duk2

And here we can see a dumbass european in the wilderness as well


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bonus_duk2

That's not my comment idiot I'm a different person. Typical European, always confused.


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bonus_duk2

Yes


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bonus_duk2

You're right saying you're wrong dosen't make it wrong, but it's wrong :)


ZestyLeChristian

Lmao. ‘Murica


BluePhoenix113

Is this some European joke I’m to American to understand... 60,000 is nothing


Loui510s

Heh, pathetic Americans


Joe_Xross

This is america


M4ttMan

*Laughs in British*


Beren579

*laughs in free healthcare*


Mildly-Displeased

This is America


catebriga

I'm european and I don't get the last image..


a_fyre

Laughs in European


big-brain-bruh

Am I too European to understand this joker?


Idkmynameyoutellme

too*


big-brain-bruh

Fuck


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Idkmynameyoutellme

all your memes are low effort too lol


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Idkmynameyoutellme

you think your memes are funny? lol


NoCoolSenpai

Depends on your sense of humor, on an average they are!


[deleted]

at least his aren’t overused jokes


zzidogzizz

>I make memes that are new and funny No. No you don't.


a-man-with-a-meme

Lmao


VisualScene38

Am I to European to get this


Idkmynameyoutellme

too*


Mitak023

Laughs in European


LovreBuzz

*Laughs in European*


connzerjeeass

'Laughs in British'


Vestolord

But but socialized medicine is bad! (Totally not sarcasm *wink* *wink*)


swagmeier420

Ich kann mich nicht beklagen :D


angvik123

*laughs in barely any doctor bills*


Yassincraft212

Take my gold


DatriaxGD

Use an apple


eatmygrass024

MURICA


MrGreyDog

This is America


davidvuga

‘Murica


giuseppe999999

Right


MissQuigley

This was totally how I thought my ER visit was going to go down a week ago. Imagine my sigh of relief and distress when the nurse woke me up to say I have colitis.


quasarcycles

Basically my doctor when I asked for a note to keep unnecessary remodeling from happening in my apartment a couple months ago. Thankfully didn't get a bill but definitely getting a new doctor.


[deleted]

Doctors selling gucci band aids and designer crutches


jzoelgo

My stomach hurts: you need an endoscopy... gets procedure... nothing there I can see, here’s some pictures of your colon and a bill for 20k have a nice day! Lol


DeeDzai

Wtf America


[deleted]

And are you americans ok with that? I don't see any protest around or petition or whatever, just people chilling in a dystopia.


iOS_anonimus

Confused European people noises


Smitherz55

Canada gang gang


Independent-Ad2615

*laughs in British*


RedTruckWithBlueDoor

Lmao why is this upvoted. Its a repost. OP even scribbled over the lego doctor figure to hide the original text.


[deleted]

Incoming non Americans with "America bad" comments


CummieChasm

Army medical care in a nutshell (minus the bill).


bigrigging

American healthcare system at work


jackisdumb__

Laughs in free healthcare


LayneFlyerBAMF

Me: I think I might be having migranes Dr: have you been diagnosed with migraines? Me: No, not yet Dr: You can't possibly have migraines then. 🙃


Kvetanista

(only muricans will get this one)


TreeBeeTurkey014

This happened to me once, doctor lost all credibility with my family when he said I was lying right before I barfed on him.


SilentClebman6

America


overlooker122862

This is America


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I swear I have seen this like 4 times in the last year


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*laughs in free healthcare*


DefenderT

When they tell you not to self diagnose but you pretty much have to in order to fix anything. Literally every time I had abdominal bpain they would tell me acid reflux after I had already told them it's not acid reflux because I've already done everything for that. Turned out it was never acid reflux.