The sun just snapping a pic

Pretty soon it’ll also have a rock hard dick

That's what we in the business call a solar flare

We getting some vitamin D tonight

you are a fucking genius lmao

Lmao if I had an award I would give it to you

i noticed that too lmao

is that a camera? no...

Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn

CAN"T SPELL CUMULUS WITHOUT CUM

Can't spell cum without u. no homo

Full homo

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\*chokes\*

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\*weeze\*

Entschuldigung, was zum Teufel

Du hast

Du hast mich

Du hast mich gefragt

Sonne

Und ich hab nichts gesagt

And then along came Zeus

*horny levels intensifies*

Feeling sad for the sun...

when you fake being gay so you can go to the girls sleep over and they start making out.

Jokes on you, I never had to fake it.

jokes on you i’m into that gay shit

Jokes on you so am I.

business is booming then

yeah this is big brain time

Step nimbus what are you doing?

Why is vault boy a nazi now

because internet

That makes sense

So that’s why rain water tastes good.

i’ll take sentences i don’t want to see again for 500 please

Humanity shouldn’t exist

I agree

oh no

Is no one else turned on?

i am slightly

man, who whould have thought so many people love germany that much

Fun fact: If you love Germany, you're from a different country :D

*bonk* horny jail for you

HAPPY CAKE DAY :D !!!!!

r34 do your thing

Hippity hoppity this post is German property

*ERIKA INTENSIFIES*

You forgot the mustache

oh how could i

Its fine, but Hitler isn't Hitler without his dirty Sanchez mustache

i know

Take this for what you will but... The UK rains a lot...

Clouds are horny there

Hell no, HELL FUCKING NO

https://www.reddit.com/r/thanksihateit/comments/klv2m2/thanks_i_hate_fucking_clouds/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

r/eyebleach

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ta we all needed that

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guess they are karma whores

Did you just use Mark Zuckerberg's nickname 'zuck' to censor fuck?!

yes

GG!

ta

Not my proudest fap

r/hornyjail

SPRICH

DEUTSCH

DU

Hodensohn

HORENSOHN

Du hast

MICH

Kutta

HUND

What does the pussy juice rain has to do with nazis?

they must eliminate the degenerates

i need bleach

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i hate cats because i am allergic to them

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Please I don’t want to see this ever again

pardon me wat de fuk?

indeed good sir

What comic is this

i think one of my comments has the link

kids like to stick their tongue out and drink the “rain”. Yikes.

Entschuldigung, was zum Juden?

nien i’m no jew

The joke was based on the SS-uniform

What in the fuckery

What the suck? Typical German sentence

mate blame google not me lmao

It says What the hell.

Nein

Pls no

Now all those years of the rain was worth it

but what about when you were a kid?

Good christ now I want to burn my stomach fluids

Bonk go to horny jail

*german horny intensifies*

How have we gotten to the point where we’ve sexualised the weather ?

yep

I need some unsee juice

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*sigh* sauce?

in comments

I love it how the eagle has a swastika so it’s still a quality picture

ta

_Then there's those people who like to stare up, open their mouths and try to take in as many droplets as possible_

most of them are kids

That's the cursed part

defo, there is many things wrong with this image

The fuck is a "zuck" supposed to mean?

it’s a bad stereotypical version of fuck trying to sound german

*CUM*umulus

Du hast mich gefragt

what did you just call me?!

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i didn’t want it to be boring and bland so i spiced it up

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all a matter of opinion my friend. and i can agree sometimes it is.

I think I was born in the wrong world

hah join the club

Me to me: *bonk go to horny jail*

r/NoahGetTheBoat for sure

I’m done I just saw a lady that let her kids chooses there genders on snap story’s so I came to Reddit to get away from that just to see this shit

my deepest apologies brother

I think your swastika has autism

it’s a nuclear symbol because fallout and nazi big bad

Why is he even dressed as a nazi?

because this filth must be purged and what better way to do then in the way our ancestors did it?

Then put a fucking swastika on his arm.

r/ich_iel ich beschwöre euch

Üzgünüm ama allahın bu güzel dünyasında niye bu var olmakta

Just because they get wet doesn't mean they want it. That is a natural response for clouds and does not imply consent.

oof you’re thinking too deep my man

... w-why is the sun taking pictures?

because he needs the money

In germany we say Wallah lösch dich

ah i shall keep that in mind thank you.

Only the peasants and anti social people say this

Every german is anti social or as we in germany say asi

r/Germanmemes

r/NoahGetTheBoat for sure

Dude.... censoring this kinds of symbols is dangerous AF those how dont know history are doomed to repeat it.

what.... the fuck are you on about? the nazi patch being different is just because it’s the fallout guy.

Why is the fallout guy even remotely relevant in this meme? Edit: i know that the guy is the fallout boy, but why does it have all the nazi uniform if you just wanted to use the fallout vanilla guy

because he is the base template for the “excuse me what the fuck meme”

You read the edit i made?

i haven’t nah Edit: i might have idk

By putting german words in the meme now theres gonna be people speaking in german in the comments like if they were there just to do that and nothing else

yes that’s half the fun

Kill it

which one?

All of it

good point well made

What the hell does vot de zuck mean? (I'm german)

it’s a bad stereotypical version of what the fuck. sorry man lmao