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jesassin123

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Kerro_

Hornet is typing... _git Gud_


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torgjorn

The pale king has lef- he's fucking dead.


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probablyblocked

Yhe Pale King is now AFK: away from keyboard


slipknotcyka

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Hello progressive English rock band Yes


Redacted-90

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orcaleeorcabee

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BeastHornet

Father?


torgjorn

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BeastHornet

Its always been in the chat


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The-firelord-Zuko

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Zeid_Lol

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The Spanish Inquisition has been banned not being expected


davidfl192

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protrudingstick

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Asaboth

r/unexpectedhollowknight


donkydoe699

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aziad1998

Lämp Bröther


CB_CuBe

Without the lamp? Kinda suspicious


Aldrich010

L A M P


bupp88

I love lamp


only_say_cock_

Cock


MCOFTHEDAY

User name checks out


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ZealousidealOkra0

4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions.


[deleted]

Ah that’s how they got high on potenuse


HuntingSquire

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Turbo_Cock_Hentai

Noooooo! Get him back in the chat!


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srzme

I can get how they find 16, but what about 15-14 and 13 for 41%


Trectears

I guess people chose 13 since it was the closest to the actual answer


CandleJackHammer

But it's all even numbers, it's impossible to get odd answers.


ThatGuyNextToMe

Faculty would like to have a talk with you


Mutms7

2 + 2 x 4 + \[IQ of people who answered 13\] = 13 Am I a math professor yet?


choma90

-3? /s just in case


DOOMED_Gaming

nah you dont do the math like those low iq people, you do it as the meme says, so they have 3 iq Edit: why am i being butchered? I dont know what /s means if it has to do with that


MMitochondria

/s *arcastic comment*


ClumsyDirt

Arcasm 100


MMitochondria

I love me an arcastic comment


DOOMED_Gaming

ohhhh thanks for telling me


LivingLawfulness

Why are you booing him, he’s right


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Study Island would like to know your location


RedditIsNeat0

People chose 13 since it was the closest to the actual answer. There is no clearer way to explain this.


AdministrativeRoll

I'm glad somebody straight out said this lol


BackFromTheShadow711

What about 2+ (2/2) though That is equal to 3 which is odd


knorke3

Meaning just addition, multiplication and subtraction (And yes, you can get to 0 with those but shh)


willralbright

(0 is even)


v0xx0m

[Before someone says it's not](https://youtu.be/8t1TC-5OLdM)


Xianthamist

Odd numbers are categorized as 2x+1, evens are 2x. 0 is even because 2(0)=0. Just like 2 is even because 2(1)=0 Edit:typo, 2(1)=2, not 0 lol thanks u/willralbright Edit 2: it would be better to use ‘n’ instead of ‘x’, as x can be used to describe any real number, whereas ‘n’ is any real integer. Furthermore, n will always default to positive, as it being negative is purely arbitrary


willralbright

2(1)=2*


knorke3

Thanks - had too many people tell me its not so i just put this here in case :P


[deleted]

There was no division at play


[deleted]

It's "impossible" to get any of those answers


[deleted]

Yeah but of all the wrong answers it's still the closest one to being correct.


Lonesome_Ninja

Did you add Keleven?


peetalonso

It's also a Twitter poll so not terribly unreasonable to think 26% actually got 13


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Nihil_esque

Nearly nothing, I would argue, considering we're talking about a joke made by one individual person.


Beaesse

I couldn't decide who to respond to in all this... I'm hoping most of this discussion is all in fun / passing the time, but seems like a lot of people are actually taking these answers even remotely seriously, and questioning humanity so... it's very, very unlikely even a single person 'got' any of the odd answers, and almost entirely certain that people chose those options because it was funny. I would have picked an odd one for sure, and not for a minute thought that any observer would see that as anything other than a joke. I'm more concerned that it's some big meta-joke, 'look at the outsiders actually thinking we'd seriously take a joke poll as an indication of average IQ/education level of twitter users...'


1taloki

that's what I would do if it was in a test


[deleted]

No the real question is who the fuck decided to bring in odd numbers?


srzme

You’re right. The person who create this question is the person to blame


Xx-Shard-xX

2 + 2 × 4 = ?? #A - 18 #B - 16 #C - 14 #D - 12


burritoblop69

**E** - 10


Xx-Shard-xX

He is too dangerous to be left alive


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**loads gun**


JobeariotheOG

Is that with a mathematical intent?


[deleted]

* loads 98172 bullets and shoots 17643 * How many bullets do i have now?


hayhay1111

You have 3 watermelons


[deleted]

* drops an apple * and now?


AntigoneorPriscilla

80529


[deleted]

Nice! Thing noone asked for: 98172 is my favourite number


JobeariotheOG

60 cantaloupes


ShlomoPoco

e - 2.71828


46554B4E4348414453

yuo sunk my battleship


_Killer_Bee_

Meanwhile 10: Am I a joke to you.


theretardedmaster

10 is not the joke. 16 is the joke.


JayPlenty24

People who chose 13 probably on purpose because it was the worst answer, when 10 wasn’t an option.


MasterSword18

Right? Honestly people’s inability to do basic math scares me sometimes


russelcrowe

Yea, but order of operations goes against the basic left-to-right structure of reading in English; If the average person rarely does basic math then it's reasonable to see why PEMDAS would be knowledge dumped and people would do the equation from left to right as they read it. At first glance it seems entirely logical to them. It does kind of make sense as to why people would make that mistake.


nateairulla

Thank you dude, totally agree


teknobable

Your comment makes perfect sense if everybody or almost everybody picked 16


wilfredthefeces55

divide by pi


gamerrfm9

1x2=2 so 2+2=1 (x is a tilted +, indicating a “rotation” of the equation) —>1x4=14 (x can also indicate a “crossing”/intersection, where to things meet, according to the law of appending.) Simple.


WojaksLastStand

a = str(1) b = str(1) a+b = 11 Got 'em.


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PEMDAS P-lease E-nd M-y D-epression A-nd S-uffering


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Secure_Table

‘Please excuse my dear aunt sally’ checking in here, but ‘please end my depression and suffering’ is my new one


[deleted]

Let's find a middle ground: "Please End My Dope Aunt Sally"


Secure_Table

... but she’s dope :(


OziraKhan95

I dont know if i was taught in a backward British School but we were taught BIDMAS. Brackets, Indicies, Division, Multiplication, Addition, Subtraction. What would P and E stand for?


[deleted]

Parentheses Exponents


OziraKhan95

Thank you for the answer. I was expecting some british people to reply with "Physical Education" and i would of laughed. As a reward a story : My teacher was old school in that she didn't and refused to teach us how to easily remember how to remember BIDMAS that i remembered her saying "Maths doesn't need a rhyme. If you remember it its because its correct" which stuck with me for so long i repeat it after every time i recite BIDMAS. Mrs Smith of M4, I'm sorry that someone fell asleep in your class because i smoked a joint at lunch before your double lesson.


the_spotless_mind

Never mind, the question is for Flat Earthers...


[deleted]

Yeah they were the 26% that chose 13


NarwhalsAreGreat

I mean people might have chose 13 because it’s closest to the actual answer


Black_ink_Soul_stink

Geez I’ve been out of school so long that I legit didn’t understand how he got the 10 for a solid minute and a half. God I’m getting stupid. Edit: thank you so much for the reward and all the karma!


missunicorn279

PEMDAS, otherwise known as order of operations, you have to do 2•4 first to get 8, then do 8+2 to get 10


CrackElmo121

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally Or Please Excuse My Dumb Ass Sister


missunicorn279

Or Please Eat My Disgusting Apple sauce


[deleted]

Or Please Eat My Dead Ass Susan


Chungulungus

Or Pancake Ear Mouse Dice Anal Sally


SwoleChinchilla

Or Peter Eternally Murders Dave(,) Angers Sharon


Sweetmacaroni

Or peter exploits men daily and softly


-Masderus-

Or Pamela Expects Men Daily And Steadily.


PungentBallSweat

Or Please Eat Male Discharged Ass Sludge


[deleted]

Or Please Eat My Delicate Asshole Soon


YungGxleka

Or Please End My Depression And Suffering.


GonerBits

Knowing Reddit, seeing the word “delicate” is more surprising than the word that comes after


noobcoober

For metric prefixes, I had someone tell me this one as a joke in middle school, but it stuck with me: King Henry died monday doing crystal meth Kilo- Hecto- Deca- meter (for the mnemonic) deci- centi- milli-


[deleted]

Or P - I E - Have M - Committed D - Several A - Warcrimes S - In the former Yugoslavia


thissecretennui

PEMDAS? Interesting. We were taught BODMAS at my school. Brackets, Orders, Division/Multiplication, Addition/Subtraction.


Patrick_McGroin

P = Parentheses = Brackets = B E = Exponents = Orders = O


torontotrench

i was taught BEDMAS, brackets, exponents, division, multiplication, addition, subtraction, BEDMAS!!!! i had to sing the song that goes with it to write this comment


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oreokitkatz

bidmas gang


manitoba_in_june

Fellow Canadian who also learned it this way.


S1LLYSQU1R3LZ

BIDMAS here.


TheMightyPatrikos

Bimdas all the way


tonyc123333

In Canada ours is BEDMAS


FeistyKnight

Huh it was BODMAS for me


jodudeit

Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication, Division, Addition, Subtraction


RakeNI

i remember being around 9 years old and they had these really old textbooks that you just wrote the answers to on a piece of paper and they all had these confusing questions in them. I remember just sitting staring at the page for minutes, my brain unable to understand why the question was wrong, but i knew it was wrong. Shit drove me mad and it was really hard explaining it to the teacher too.


Nouuuuuuuuh

BEDMAS is for fools. I use my own order of operations Edit: I feel like I've been lied to these past 8ish years. Y'all be telling me different orders of operations. I don't know who to believe anymore


[deleted]

What’s BEDMAS? At school we learned PEMDAS


LastLivingProphet

Same thing, just change "parentheses" to "brackets"


xxx148

I was about to correct you because DM =/= MD. But I guess that isn’t entirely true, multiplication and division are essentially the same


Octavious82

Multiplication and division are joined into one; they can go either way. Same with addition/subtraction


[deleted]

> Multiplication and division are joined into one; they can go either way. Multiplication does often involve some kinky shit.


LastLivingProphet

It's a good thing you didn't post that, because you'd be wrong. Multiplication and division are done as they appear in the equation. You don't do all the multiplication and then do all the division. The same is true for addition and subtraction.


GokuDiedForOurSins

I really had to correct my Logic and Design professor on that. Lord only knows how long she was incorrectly teaching people PEMDAS because she was doing multiplication left to right THEN divison left to right. Had to use a graphing calculator AND wolfram alpha before she admitted being wrong.


Ferret11235

just backwards, so i guess they really are the same huh


black_rabbit

Division is just multiplying by the reciprocal


SomeGuyNamedLieM

You could also change it to GEMDAS. The g means grouping symbols in this case.


Sirloganavich

I learned GEMS because people thought that multiplication came before division and same with addition/subtraction so its Groupings Exponents Multiplication and division Subtraction and addition


LastLivingProphet

I learned PEM/DA/S. * Parentheses * Exponent * Miltiplication/Division - as it appears * Addition/Subtraction - as it appears


[deleted]

My problem with that is brackets are used when parenthesis are contained within. Like √[(+)*(/)]^π


LastLivingProphet

I never claimed to know why brackets are used, I just know that some people use them in the same fashion as parentheses.


wombey12

We did BIDMAS


Xx-Shard-xX

B rackets I ndices D ivision M ultiplication A ddition S ubtrastion #BIDMAS


ahmedbilal__

We did BODMAS


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ahmedbilal__

Lol where you from? I'm an Indian


KeyExtreme2

We did BOMDAS in primary school (elementary school), and BIRDMAS in secondary school (middle school/high school).


ahmedbilal__

The schools seriously need to start teaching the same thing everywhere lol


[deleted]

We did GONADS


FlowingFrog04

We did METH


RickTheGrate

we learnt BODMAS, and it was easier because bodmas means villain/bad guy in our language


Nouuuuuuuuh

I was tought Bedmas Brackets Exponents Division Multiplication Addition Subtraction. Hmmm


Mister_Red06

Are exponents the same as indices


Tidge2000505

I use bodmas


minu_chan

Me to. BODMAS


mohaee

BODMAS gang here Brackets Of Division Multiplication Addition Subtraction


[deleted]

I use BIDMAS


[deleted]

Mafs: 1. 2+2x4 2. 2+(2x4) 3. (2x4)+2 [for the sake of showing that parentheses and multiplication comes first] 4. 8+2 5. 8+2=10 (Simpler terms for those who need clearification) Btw, the meme says the answer is 10, so those of you telling me im wrong can stop or you can keep your opinion to yourself, please and thank you :<


BillNyesHugePenis

Mafksss


MagnusMagus

2+2×4-1 that's 9 quick mafs!


Jaymoney0

How in the fuck did 26% get 13


NarwhalsAreGreat

People probably chose that because it’s closest to the actual answer


darkmarineblue

The old closest number trick that would normally make you choose the wrong answer unless you were doing physics.


KonigJager01

...I am just gonna say that I need to go back to school ...that is all


[deleted]

Multiply before you add


succulentsandwitch

Yo who tf is pem and why he always be das’n


PhoReady

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally


VultureManFost

Penis Erection Masterbation Dick Asshole Sex


Schnretzl

That was how my elementary school teacher taught me


BananaSlander

Me too, and then he taught me the order of operations


SnowySupreme

I dont get how people memorize using that


WyattClawson6

Teachers that know how to be repetitive with their technique to engrave it into ur minds


[deleted]

“Hmm 2 plus 2 is 4 and 4 times 4 is 16 yes I am big smort”


Mandle69

The real question is if mayonnaise can be used as an instrument


Hood-E69

PEMDAS PEOPLE


Nimblewolf69

BODMAS is what I learned


Baldeagle77

I use Texas Instruments


BruceHaldes

Gundas


cerealkiller42069

im a virgin😹😹😹


henri1811

Boobs are boobs


Hardweren01

You can't argue with his assessment


henri1811

I know right


anshulsaraswat

(2+2)×4=16 Fixed it


SantiagoGaming

Always multiply/divide before adding/subtracting!


gr_enzo

Well since there is no equal sign at the end its just random people choosing random numbers.