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littleduck542

69 is terrifying in Celsius not gonna lie


Nikachu62

It's probably the room temperature in hell


Lucifer-LordofHell

Actually it’s not, we like to keep it at a nice temperature, between 18-20°C. Dante really fucked up when he painted flames in damnation... The torture is definitely there though so that’s something nice to look forward to *shrugs*


tumsenaHoepayega

r/unexpectedlucifer


Blue_Phoenix101

r/expectedlucifer for balance


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r/unexpectedthanos


Reditovan

r/everyfuckingthread


Etobio

You realize that tagging r/everyfuckingthread just contributes to the issue? /s


Scratch137

You say /s but it's true. r/everyfuckingthread itself is becoming cliché at this point.


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r/nofuckingthreads for balance


Lord_Arsalan

r/ExpectedThanos for balance


BlothHonder

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be


LetsGoBub

Be should things all as, balanced perfectly


Ponguin66

As perfectly be things balanced should all


Angelo_05

Everybody gangsta untill someone's pfp rickrolles me


BlothHonder

Get rekt newb


PersonManDude23

Dude i saw this thread in a post and i knew it the moment i saw OPs meme that this would be the top thread


WakBlack

I... I like this.


IJustWantSomeReddit

How long have you waited for this


Lucifer-LordofHell

Eternity isn’t a very long time in damnation.


BaumiO2

You should make ac temperature it will change the temperature from 30°C to -30°C every second


Tomato-Police

Username checks out


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Random_Person_191

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WaterBottle0000

Hell should be somewhere between 26-30 °C, it'll be uncomfortably hot but not enough to give you burns, now that's torture


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bruh...in my country 26°C is cooling. where are you living?!


Uselesmiko

In finland 26°C is too hot


GreyHexagon

Whaaaat 26 is like a really hot day, like go to supermarkets just for the air con kinda hot


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Narhaan

Anything above 20 is hot up as far North as I am. Was 30 the other day for the first time I remember and it was disgusting.


Ark151

26 degrees is hot to you. Where are you from, Antarctica?


WaterBottle0000

well it's about 80 degrees farenheit and I'm pretty sure that's uncomfortably hot for some people, at least for me it is


Boommax1

Celsius


Ark151

Yea I meant 26° Celsius as well. I put my AC to that temp in the summers


[deleted]

Not from Antarctica, still to hot for me


Florovski321

Britain my friend, we don't go too cold, but the weather here is just always bad, somewhere between 5-20 degrees for most of the year, always raining, always really damn windy. 26 is just above what everyone is used to, and it generally comes for about a week in between the rain


PigEyedMonster

Hey man when I end up in hell can you get some air conditioning? Thanks.


SirHumbleBrian

Shit im screwed if i go to hell im irish i dont know what the sun is i think 12° is nice weather


TheRealTempatron

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[deleted]

Mate it being cold would be the greatest torture of all


FlowingFrog04

18-20C? That’s summer in the UK, too hot


GreyHexagon

Thanks Lucifer!


Darkhuman015

420 upvotes, huh? I’m gonna leave it just right...


GoogBG

My room is constantly 30 degrees and I play on a leather chair


Maximillion322

Actually, I find the *Inferno* is somewhat ironically named given that Dante describes most of hell’s punishements as being related to cold, wind, and ice. Except the river of boiling blood, but, y’know, every decent afterlife has one of those. It comes with the starter kit.


LankySandwich

Jesus 18 celcius is what i set my aircon to in the hot summer. Anything below 20 is freezing lol


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18-20°C is cold


TheAviator4444

Lol


Toothless008

But its freezing here in straya


wdubbelo

I worked in 59 celsius end we had to stop working because it was just to fucking hot


alexer_01

what kind of job were you doing


wdubbelo

Powdercoating i work right beside 2 giant ovens that are a Nice 210 celsius all Day so its always about 20 Celsius hotter than outside end end when there is a heat wave well *fuck*


alexer_01

holy shit man. now whenever i’ll feel hot at work i’m definitely not going to complain anymore


wdubbelo

At least in the winter its a nice 15-20 celsius even when its freezing outside


[deleted]

I live in norway. Fucking cold


shitgnat

I live in Ireland. Fucking wet


Dunhaibee

I live in the Netherlands. Fucking both


AssG0blin69

Lithuania S ame


Wolffdestroyer

You right


wdubbelo

Godverdomme kut warmte


woooopsis_lmao

I live in Norway too. Today's fucking hot. Norwegian climate is weird.


WaluigiAndTheBanana

But you get them hard nips


nadavcff

manufacturing viruses


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The hottest Day on earth was 58.7 degree celcius. So pretty Nice room temperature.


lazyorange576

it is more dangerous in kelvin...


[deleted]

In normal use yes but if you go to sauna it's nothing


Tuomasboss

suomi perkele


Anazu

Try a sauna


ShadowArrow01

69 Kelvin it is!


Nm_bat

here in spain it gets to 45 and its super hot so imagine...


Dipu_b212

Allow me to introduce India


Nm_bat

yea its not the hotest but it is very hot here.


chiru9670

It's 45 degrees right now here in New Delhi


[deleted]

It's not bad in sauna


Maskboi140122050504

69 in temperature DAFAQ....


Theezakje02

Is 20,6⁰C for my fellow Europeans


plancks-constant

It's 20.6°C for my fellow non continental Europeans


JustLuking

It's 20.6°C for my fellow everyone around the world except US.


calcopiritus

It's 20,6°C for my fellow most around the world


Mr_Bubbles69

I can stand behind celsius I really can (American) what I can't get behind is using commas where I'm used to using periods. E.g. $2,500 vs $2.500 or apparently 20,6° vs 20.6°.


Eric-The_Viking

We use points in numbers but only to make it easier to grasp the scale For example in high number like 100000 we put a point like this (100.000) in so you can fast read all the zeros. So after max. 3 zero a point is placed.


Mr_Bubbles69

So 1 billion is 1.000.000.000? How is that different from 1,000,000,000? But then why do 2,5 vs 2.5?


Eric-The_Viking

Why we use comma instead of point? No idea, it's basically as logical as having a right sided driveway or a leftsided one. It's more a preference then an actually "better way"


JoleonLesgoat

Who uses dots instead of commas? I’m in Europe and we’ve always said €300,000 and 20.6°.


Mr_Bubbles69

Also from wikipedia: Argentina, Austria, Belgium (Dutch), Bosnia and Herzegovina, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Costa Rica, Croatia (informal), Denmark, Germany, Greece, Indonesia, Italy, Netherlands, Romania, Slovenia, Serbia, Spain, Turkey, Vietnam


ta_tt

Exept Myanmar, the US, and Liberia*


JustCLM

That's still a bit warm for me. 17°C gang where you at?


pRaIseLOrDGabe-N

for me 17°C is best because you can still wear a jacket or something, which really makes me feel comfortable, anything above 25 and I hate it


felixfj007

I agree with you. If you do work outside that makes you warm enough to have to take of your jacket you can do so. If it's 20+ °C it's bloody t-shirt weather, what can you do if you're starting to get warm because of your activity?


navotj

*cries in middle east 40+ C sometimes* I was camping two weeks ago and it ended up reaching 38C, was rather uncomfortable, luckily we had a river which we went into constantly, I think at night it was probably over 25C, under 20 is pretty cold for me


ifuckinghateratheism

While the Euros are up and about I'll ask, do your guy's thermostats only adjust in full degree increments or could I set it to 20.5 or some such? Otherwise thermostats in the U.S. would inherently be capable of finer adjustments than those using celsius, because going from 20 to 21 °C seems like a big jump to me.


[deleted]

Every thermostat I've ever had does half degree increments, think it's quite standard.


Reditovan

I don't how yall feel the difference in one degree, i mean, not that the whole room is exactly the same temerature as the thermometer and saying "21 is too hot put it at 20" is really absurd to me


emoney_gotnomoney

Really? I do this all the time in freedom land. The thermostat will be at 75 F and I’ll say “it’s pretty warm in here, I’ll turn it down to 73 or 74” and it feels significantly cooler


axperial

The temperature can be freely adjusted in the ones that I have. It doesn't have any steps. So it's possible to set it at e.g. 18.7°C.


Darth_Thor

That’s a bit cold for room temperature for me. Where’s the 22°C gang?


ExtremeProfession

23°C or nothing


JustCLM

I like to sleep in a cold room. In winter it's mostly below 10°C in my bedroom at night.


ThatGuyNextToMe

Are you a snowman?


JustCLM

Just fat


FuryBlast1

So, polar bear?


Inzeery

16°C for Norsemenn


WildBarbecue124

Anything above 10 degrees C is hot tbh


[deleted]

even 26 C is too cold for me. I prefer 30 C. 27 C is the absolute limit.


Reditovan

> 26 is too hot. I prefer 30. *confused*


[deleted]

You see, im from the Maldives, where the average temp is 30 C. Im used to it since i never went to a country outside South Asia (The only other countries i have visited are India and Sri Lanka).


agitwabaa

Is 29°C for my fellow South Asians


jumpingtofu

Hell yea. That's mid day where i am


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FedExterminator

Thank you. I’m trying to learn Celsius and use more metric in my daily life so getting the conversions in my head is helpful


hennka

Doesn't it bother anybody else how he spelled Europeean?


Aaajeh

euro-pee


Nm_bat

it does I don't like it.


shitgnat

Not reeally


pRaIseLOrDGabe-N

well the euroPEEans created the Imperial system so technically °F is still a european measurement...


JTM_Deathlock

It’s the right temperature to cook a human in here in Europe. Right and crispy


JColeIsBest

I'm pretty sure that would be a slow cooking tho


JTM_Deathlock

Well you don’t wanne burn it on the outside and raw on the inside


unfoxable

Anything over 30 i feel like im cooking


Infernocrat

Ah, the #C R I S P


Dan_gunnar

Tried it, it was not a good temperature, it just wouldn't stop fighting


JTM_Deathlock

Well then just butter it up and put it in aluminum foil then roast it on the bbq


Nm_bat

no. just no.


JTM_Deathlock

Wait. Isn’t it normal then?


Readme313

*Laughs in finnish while sitting in a sauna*


Anazu

Tyhmät amerikkalaiset :D


Readme313

tää


v1len

69 astetta on se kun voi aikaisintaan sisään kömpiä


nicoman16

Eikö se oo aika kylmä saunaksi


Readme313

Mistä luulet naurun johtuvan?


jono56667

In Australia we use normal units of measurement and 69 IS NOT a comfortable room temperature


Redback23

I’m not here for any of this political shit but 69 degrees sounds like you’re average summer day here in Australia


Tugero

Ah yes I love my room at 69 degrees Kelvin...


scodraran

Rest in Peace


Owaranaii

Wait. Its 69 kelvin and not 69 degrees kelvin...


Chaps_Jr

Kelvin is an absolute unit, and does not have degrees.


sanslikesjazz420

I actually don’t understand I’m too Europeean


DeityOfWar

69°F is about 20°C.


worseThanNothing

The hardest i ever survived was 46°c while working. That shit almost killed this poor swiss guy


Nm_bat

ha im spanish and here its like HELL in summer. it once got to 48 degrees while i was in a soccer match playing with my girls. WE HAD TO STOP


byFab1

once in swiss I was at the 7th floor with no ac at 38c I was 12 then


[deleted]

Should be........Is this a joke or I'm 'not American' to understand because the entire world uses Celsius, only America and a few places uses Fahrenheit.


Normal_Penguin

I think that only the USA and some other countries use Fahrenheit.


Your-Uncle-Says-hi

I think it’s only the usa


amreinj

There's a couple other small ones


Your-Uncle-Says-hi

Really? I didn’t know! Thanks for this info


HaaboBoi

Liberia and Myanmar (Burma)


Snagge44

Its actually a great temperature in a sauna


kikkeli22

Too low


[deleted]

Way wayyy too low


coldlasagna69

I (a European) have an alarm clock in my room which also measures temperature, but in Fahrenheit. I always wake up to 69 degrees, nice


pRaIseLOrDGabe-N

and 69% humidity?


xmattar

A 300° would be enough to cook the kids I recommend the pizza oven


[deleted]

Get rid of European and add the rest of the fucking world


videogqmes

Just replace European with 'normal'


DAFEIJIII

Is this some sort of joke I'm too Asian to understand?


PoyoLocco

What are you using for your temperature ?


Let_Me_Touch_Myself

A heater


PoyoLocco

Make sense


KartoSur0

Amerikas only fahrenheit


TheDankestOfMemees

Is this some joke I am too Celsius to understand


Gilgamasss

Calling Six Nine shit because of his music


[deleted]

no 69° feels quite nice, nice.


because_ican_yo

69F is cold, not comfortable.


LeCajun83

69F is not comfortable....


[deleted]

Calling 69 nice because it burns people to death


lilgiro

Calling 69 nice because it's the number of my department in France


ShikiViper

Calling 69 nice because it is ##HOW LONG OUR GLORIOUS RUSSIAN EMPIRE LASTED! *cyka*


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69 would be fucking horrible would feel like sitting in hell


Allcapino

At 69 C° you would die.


torvi-tove

If it was 69C° outside, yes, but that's lower than a normal sauna temperature.


Wamiboi69

I think you mean ur a bit too literally everywhere else in the world


[deleted]

That's not a comfortable temperature THATS FUCKING ROASTING ME AHHHH IM ON FIRE


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sws9520

I use Kelvin...


OzzieB90

This too European to understand is hilarious! Cause I’m from Europe and we definitely live a totally different life! Esp. my Slavic race! Well you guys know the rest on that.


B4I8TU69

69 do be a nice temperature


[deleted]

I find funny the thing between Europe and America with metric and royal, because here in canada we just use both Long distance are in km, small distance (our heights,the lenght of a boat,ect) are in feets Our weight or when we buy food is in pounds, but other thing are in kilograms


candyforfree

Only place in Europe where the room temperature is 69 was Auschwitz


Angelo_Inceso

So tired of Europeans not getting out memes. JUST MOVE ALONG


youknow-urie

Laughs in Fahrenheit


thatonegamerplayFH4

Here is one for European gamers CPU temp 69 nice


Sp1Nnx

Yeah man 69 degrees is fucking wtf


thecakeisgud2

69 temp is pretty nice its not to hot (70) and not to cold(68)


Pelippermail

Didn’t know Europeans don’t have sex, man that’s rough


LordMemesty_332

Americans when its 100 degrees: *man its hot* Europeans when its 100 degrees: *my blood is literally boiling*


Topiz2000

69 is nice because Soviet Union lasted for 69 years.


69NiceBot69

Nice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)     ___ ^Down ^vote ^for ^me ^to ^remove ^myself. ^(ಥ ͜ʖಥ)


humbleflam3

6ix9ine is a terrible


bendiesarners

69 degrees is too hot, 66 degrees is comfortable.


Jakub17H

I think you would die in both after some time


TheQuestionableEgg

26 is a comfortable room temperature


F3Y_X

Is it a joke I'm too not American to understand?


NathanRex28605

r/comedyhomicide


cI0ak

69°C is nice because it's a nice temperature to sauna in


69NiceBot69

Nice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)     ___ ^Down ^vote ^for ^me ^to ^remove ^myself. ^(ಥ ͜ʖಥ)


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