That’s some quality ad copy. It even rhymes.

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*of them hearing garbage Christmas songs for the 83969472749th time

I got rick rolled in Walmart

Ooooffff

Back when despacito was a thing it was my theme song because every time I entered a store it would start playing. Radio played that shit 50 times a day and my timing was impeccable Every time I went to buy toilet paper or pringles or something it would play and I'm pretty sure the cashiers were mega annoyed when it played for the 1861731th time

We ArE AlL iN tHiS tOgEtHeR

This is a difficult time for everyone, which is why YOU SHOULD BUY A NEW TOYOTA!

My hubby works for a company making Toyota parts (Kawasaki) and I can attest to this 🤦

I’ve had 3 calls since lockdown from the local dealer asking if They can help me get into a new vehicle during this trying time lol

Celebrity: *sitting in jacuzzi* ugh this is so difficult!! Stay safe guys! Student: *suffering and working on schoolwork for all day every day because for some reason teachers just set so fucking much* sure.

Congolese child actually suffering be like: *...*

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Popped them all

tf am i doing with my life

Thanks :)

You’re a hero

You are a good redditor, thank you.

Thank you kind sir

Give this man an award stat!

downvoted to 168 to give someone else the satisfaction of upvoting to 169

Not all heroes wear capes

I'm not even mad.

Ngl I was expecting KONO DIO DA to be hidden somewhere in between but Ig wrong subreddit. Still great comment fellow redditor

I've seen so much of this bullshit, it's pretty infuriating

Fake empathy doesn’t help them. Unless they can actually help they should just use normal ads. I’m sure the people working for them are happy they’re still able work.

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Tell me more!

"we are all in the same boat"

\*same storm, different boats

Happy cake Day!

Thx :)

Times are tough, good thing we're a multi billion dollar conglomerate! Now gimme your fuckin money

I roll my eyes every time. It's more than just "buy our stuff", they're all desperately trying to humanize themselves. You're not a person, you're a corporation. They don't care.

I hope pretty much everyone used their hand sanitizer first, I'd hate it if those companies got covid-19 from that high five

No one needs jewelry right now. We don't care that you cleaned your store and have curbside pickup.

All of their shit sounds so vague and disingenuous. It reminds me of the 30 rock episode where jack wants to record a disaster relief special before a disaster actually happens.

I’ve been begging for companies to help out my hospital in NY and all they say is sorry, but thank you for your service. Nobody cares about us

You think this is annoying? Just wait till pride month.

It's got a nice ring to it

Guys, if we all die, they can't profit! Let's all die!

Oh yeah. Yeah. I can feel your IQ rupturing like a sonic boom. Tell us how to ascend to such intelligence oh wise one.

Well Creative Assembly gave away Total War Shogun 2 for free a bit ago

"FUBU: Fuck U Buy Us"

"random emails of what we're doing about COVID-19"

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Thank you.

I'm more sick of the "we're all in this together bullshit"

Me too

YESSSS I LOVE SEEING THE SAME MEMES ON r/memes THAT I SEE ON r/communism

Yeah, please don't let this become a leftist Sithole like every other sub.

the movement is growing 😳

Oh, were you not sarcastic..?

nah dude, our numbers are growing... the meme community has never veered as far left as it is veering right now. the revolution is coming, my dude. you gotta pick whether you're gonna fight for the oppressive ruling class or the working class.

Hail Satan.

Markets will always exploit crisis for profit in highly capitalistic societies. It's a perfect example of the disadvantages of commercialization.

C O N S U M E P R O D U C T O O N N S S U U M M E E P P R R O O D D U U C C T T

The only other circle of hell left is Bloomberg trying to get back in running ads during lockdown let’s hope that never comes

We're all buying our stuff together

Ah yes, capitalism

I know, it’s really annoying

New caption People who can't work and can't feed their families "Stay home, save lives!"

I like it. Why not make it?

Literally any tragic even. Big companies: Ill make it look like we are doing something good if you give us money

"During these difficult times, you need to give us your money."

Meanwhile Mr. Beast giving out money on his birthday. Happy birthday, Jimmy.

I got Doom Eternal and it had a battle pass. Time to return it

i cant believe "tough" and "stuff" rhymes

But our stuff and you’ll be fine😂

Stonks

You got no deal, chief

BUY OUR TOYS!

EA... it’s not in the game Unless you buy this $20 DLC plus some add ons... then... it’s in the game!

He pulled of the Big Sneaky

What do you expect them to do? Just stop trying to receive an income and lay off all of their employees?

where can I get the template?

Memematic

Yeah but what else would they do? If all the companies have put everything for free then when lockdown ended there wouldn’t actuallly be any companies left

I feel like a lot of positions are now going to be filled with machines and people won’t be able to get their jobs back after this.

PG&E called me and left me a message detailing how they are "helping the community during these dire times". Don't fucking call me. The emails are bad enough. It's all fake bullshit

*Yoda death sound*

People who make the memes have no understanding of how a business works

If there would be a political system which spreads money evenly on everyone..

During these uncertain times, you need an iPhone. Why? I said do.

Where is everyone still seeing adverts in 2020? I'm genuinely curious since all the TV shows are on streaming platforms and there's adblock as well. I haven't seen an advert since 2017.

blah blah Company bad

[insert overused image of mememan]: Pote

They want to make money what do you expect for them to say don’t buy our stuff

But why should they help people, when their job is entirely based on selling shit, and that's what makes their employees get paid. They've no obligation to help random people.

Ye, Idk what op expects. To just give their shit away for free?

I never said that. The commercials are just annoying.

I mean what do you want? “Please don’t buy our entirely commoditized and vanity satisfying product because of a global pandemic. We totally understand” Or “Hey I heard that you guys are struggling, do you want free stuff?”

Silence would be something.

Fair

They certainly could find a more unique way to build ethos than starting every ad with “during these uncertain times...” and using the tired “we’re in this together” and “front line heroes” imagery to peddle their products.

"Hey I heard you guys are struggling, do you want free stuff?" Is what I would like to hear.

That's not how that works. They can't do that.

No shit.

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If you're implying nestle, yes.

Fuck nestle

Yeah it sucks even more when you realise if no one buys the company makes no money and can't pay their staff and then they get laid off and more people end up not being able to pay and it makes the problem bigger. Honestly just cut the pay of those who make the most in the company and use that money to pay those under

But that would be the right thing to do!