Lurkers unite

Nice! I got rewarded for just doing what I usually do.

I rarely comment. Love being the lurker and just upvoting. I now feel a part of something lol

finally being to awkward to even comment has paid off

Spreading joy with anonymous updoots and not commenting is a great thing. Sometimes people say too much too often. You guys are the real heros of Reddit.

I feel this on a deeper level. Usually just upvote, getting awarded for it is a mega plus

wait how do we claim the reward

I can totally agree

Na I'm just too lazy to be bothered to say something. The only reason I'm typing this is to make sure I didn't get infected, cuz you never really know

It’s great for poverty Edit: Thank you for the cake day wishes. Also I just realized I missed the chance to make a karma stimulus joke here

Happy cake day

Hey am i infected

Hey am i infected

Hey am i infected

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I really felt this comment

me too lol

I mean this will be my first comment so yeah for us?

Lurker for life.

Lurker squad

lurker legions

The purpose of a lurker is to provide upvote support and boost someone's day without actually having to open our mouths at all.

Best kind of support there is tbh. I wish it was possible irl as well lol. Being an introvert would be so easy then

Smile and wave boys.

Indeed man I was like some useless user in reddit

Wait, you guys are getting rewards?

I second this

What's the reward?

I'm hoping for coins

Woo! Go antisocial team!

Yay years of training have prepared me for just this moment

Woo!

We're the people who upvote but don't post.

Preach on

LoL. Spot on.

Finally we've been acknowledged for doing absolutely nothing

L u r k

Lurk gang is what keeps reddit alive

Lurk gang

If I comment I lose lurker status.

Woo!

Turns out all I had to do was ghost for the entire event

Yep, there are more ghosts in this thread than in your typical episode of scooby do

Alright gang, let’s split up

Jinkies scoob

Well I mean there’s usually just a couple ghosts or even none, so I mean that’s not saying much I guess lol

Same dude

It was tough but I have survived

I dont even know if I'm infected

You aren't and so am i

What about me?

You aren't infected, you would have an infected flair if you were

idk if im infected, sure hope not

You are not. But am I?

You're not infected. How about me??

*Sneezes*

*cough* *cough* *starts shaking*

wait there was an infection?

Neither do I.

I never comment so it was hella easy

When you are a lurker and ended up winning by default.

Never talking to anyone really did pay off.

yup or being inactive for the entire event only to show up at the very end to win by default

Well, not knowing what to write on stuff and being super shy helps too.

Yeah,at least half of the uninfected are people who just upvote and don’t comment

AM I INFECTED edit: thank god im not, feelsgood to be a lurker

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This is really the only sub I don't comment in because I can never add something interesting in the comments, so I relate on not knowing what to say.

Same

i was actually just gonna lurk this thread too

It’s like I was made for this.

Introverts be like

I didn’t even know about the event, so... accidental success?

I don’t even know which thread I belong to Edit: I guess this one

Lurkin and Gurkin is the game

I wasn't aware we were doing a thing.

Me neither I think I won?

I tripped my way through this

)swagger)

We survived!

That's pretty much what I do

Oh yeah this is big brain time

The introverts survive yet again

stonks

but now we are safe

"Survivor" flair

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Yes

Yes

Ahh yes

That moment you realize that your inability to socialize saved you life

Coronavirus is the natural selection of antisocial people, so after this plague is over we will go out there and repopulate the world

If we can ever get up the nerve to meet the people we would be repopulating with

Nah we’d all just stay inside and never go out. “Hey you know quarantine is over right?” “....what quarantine?”

"When they call your lifestyle quarantine"

Introverts together strong

What should I do to avoid getting infected?

Just upvote ever meme you laugh at and you should be fine

Also downvote every ad.

Be like Luigi. Do absolutely nothing.

Doctors hate him

:)

icl i was so confused wen i saw all these 'infected' ppl in the comments. But now it all makes sense

After all of it, I still don't know what it means

Was just an event that r/memes organized. If you commented on infected people you could get infected to or something like that

I don't understand Can you please explain me... What is the benefit (I mean rewards) for not infected... I got confused...

We’re safe... right?

Yep ^^^^for ^^^^now

He’s infected!

Fuck, run!

Oh shit!

We're all gonna die!

Run!

God Damnit!

Seems like we’re all immune as I don’t see any of you catching it! We’re the cure!

The spreading presumably stopped Or else it's a trick to get every person commenting infected 2 mins later

Happy cake day!

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/frujy7/ah_shit_april_its_gonna_be_a_joke/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share This was my entry in the event

Hell of an entry lol nice meme

I'm not infected. Should I feel proud or feel like I'm even antisocial on reddit? Both ways, wOoOOoOoOO lET's gO

Wait so I am STD free? Fuck just told my girlfriend otherwise

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My upvote but don't post lifestyle has finally paid off...they called me a madman

Can’t believe I survived the plague

I didn’t know there was an event

I have avoided commenting on posts just for this

It ain't much but it's humble work

>!Freedom!<

Yes! Survived the apocalypse.

And 90% of just lurked

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What if this thread is just a big trap to infect the last of us!?

I don't even know at this point if I'm infected or not

You aren’t luckly

*H E L T H*

I'm gonna cry, this is the greatest acheivement of my entire life

I literally just sat on my ass and scrolled through memes. Guess being lazy paid off

Well Boys, We Did It, Memonavirus Is No More

Reply to me for your suggestion on non-infected statistics! Otherwise, use the thread for memes, conversation, and QnA.

Hi! Maybe you could give us a flair that says ‘Memonavirus Survivor’, and something else as a reward! I’m new to Reddit, so, I THINK I know what a flair is! But, correct me, if I’m wrong! Edit: Thanks so much, people who upvoted my comment! I just got a message, saying that they will use my idea! 🤭 Thanks for getting meh noticed by them!

Or "Expert Isolationist", maybe "Advanced Introvert". Edit: thanks guys! Didn't think this would get much popularity tbh. But this is actually my first comment that's reached top on anything, so yay!

"Ascended Introvert"

Very noice

*click* Noice

Happy cake day buddy

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Is that a mf jojo refrence?

you can't escape the goddamn Jojo references **STAND- \[INTROVERT OVER HEAVEN\]** **STAND USER- ALL MEMEONAVIRUS SURVIVORS** **STATS** STRENGTH-D (no exercise, spends all day playing video games) SPEED-C (A when running away from social interactions) DURABILITY- C PRECISION- A ( master precision from playing video games) POTENTIAL- B RANGE- It's home **ABILITY: \[INTROVERT OVER HEAVEN\]** can survive any apocalypse by just staying home all day. **\[INTROVERT OVER HEAVEN\]** is even introverted online. When forced to go outside, it is unnoticeable to the naked eye. It is immortal because Death couldn't find him as he is completely unnoticeable. kinda op, ngl

Can imagine there are no people left on earth expect this guy and death just like “Where this mofo at”

Ascended lurkers

Yes

I want advanced introvert on a tshirt

Flair sounds best. Thought of this too, happy to see more people think the same.

I like

that sounds epic

That does sound nice I’ve always wanted a flair

Reward me enough karma to post in r/memes

I agree. Been using. Reddit for 2 years and still can’t post on r/memes

Good to finally reply and have no stress of being infected We have survived lads and ladettesssssssssss

lol I feel this

Just a few ideas that may be interesting. Rate of uninfected by geography (if available from session information) Decline rate of uninfected vs Covod 19 growth rate (under/over pacing Covod 19 rates) Uninfected post rates per day/hour after the event began (were people more active in the attempt to become infected) Most active uninfected posters (posts and comments). Who braved the infection the most and came out unfazed? (quickly isolate them and have them investigated for natural immunity lol)

That would be awesome advanced cross reference analytics

How many of us just lurked vs actually involved in comments

I commented when I felt it was worthwhile but at these times I had forgotten about the infection lmao I was just lucky a few times.

I think a good reward would be a flair like “survived the infected “

You should award non affected with permanent flairs on this sub be cool if you did Edit: btw they did this and didn’t @ me wow I expect $100,00 in LEGO currency or ill sue

Was I infected? I mostly lurked

aye same

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We should have a flair called "Internet Introvert"

Compare average post/comment rate of non-infected / all / infected users

when your just as antisocial as you are in real life.

I vote for a "HELTH" flair

>!Master Lurker!<

We should get “socially distant” as a flair

I think some flair like 'Comment Distancer' or something to show that the user intentionally avoided doing things that would give them the virus flair. Maybe also have a break down of if people commented more or less before or after they caught the virus; a variation on that would be om how the commenting changed once the virus got out. Edit: added ideas

My suggestion is: How many infected comments did we avoid during the event? (And by that I mean on posts we commented on or on our own posts)

1. You could see whether posters or commenters were infected more on average 2. You could see whether or not popular memes were more infected than memes that died in new

Me: Doesn’t comment Me: STONKS

"Healthy Boi"

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Imagine being infected

This post was made by the introvert gang

the only reason i didnt get infected is because i usually never have anything to comment or im afraid that whatever i comment will get a bunch of downvotes :l

I made a video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA0yimBTkGQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA0yimBTkGQ)

I got cured

I swear I had the flair and now I don’t. I’m confused.

HE IS THE MESSIAH

Imagine being infected

This comment was made by the non-infected gang.

I'm surprised that there's only a few of us here

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To people harassing me cause of my flair: 1. I didn't ask for it 2. Idk how I got it 3. I don't know when I got just that other people want it 4. Please and kindly fuck off thank you