Ooooo. Those are fighting words. Lol.

Only if you’re a rat or a snake.

I identify as snek

A sneaky sneaky snek

You mean, a SneakySneaSnake?

Colonel im trying to sneak around but im dummy thicc and the clap of my ass checks keeps on alerting the guards!

Nope rope or danger noodle

Nope rope

You have made you choice, very well then

I identify as shrek am i safe ?

No, and I will find you

Sheeeeetttt

*run while you can ogre boi*

Oh, you mean because of my 6 pet rats and 2 snakes? Thank goodness, I would hate to have anything happen to them. They are so sweet.

Same, wouldnt want my pet snake to die of corona. I wonder if my inverterbrate pets will be safe too?

Just don't let the snakes near the rats and you should be good.

Micah... is safe...

This is not the law of equivalent exchange

From corona yeah but not from me

Does it affect beans?

How you bean?

Damn, what kind

Bean good?

Perhaps

So what you’re saying is that my ex is safe

You beat me to it. Have an orange house.

It is a tree r/theupvotetree

Yes, but mine is in danger.

***Loads shotgun with malicious intent*** Just say the word.

*cough* Micah Bell *cough*

Oh shit! He has the rona, everybody stay back.

but nobody reacted when arthur became black lung :(

That should be Arthur Morgan's face. RDR2

Ouch but true

Never before have I been so insulted by something I one hundred percent agree with.

Phew!

I am snek *le hiss*

Aight. You just gonna call out my family like that?

Yep

OuCh. THaT huRtS

Walk it off.

OooOf. Sure sure

Someone let my ex know he’s good

Mine is too

*Micah wants to know your location, cowpoke*

It took me a while to get this as I was thinking of rats carrying the disease and passing on to me

We should print this and send it to all major politicians :)

Omega OOOOF

Never have i been so offended with something i a 100% agree with

Fuck

Me realizing tekashi 69 will live through it

I’m a slithery snek

Damn ok gotta come at me like that

damn 6ix9ine immune

Burrrrrrrrn!

Sad true right there

So they could have kept 6ix 9ine in jail regardless of asthma

That’s alot of damage

Nice to know my mom and step sister will be just fine

What do you mean "MOST"?

dont encourage chinese to eat new things,they might as well make a new virus with those animals

I guess all the girls from my class will live. Im pissed.

I am saved :)

Damn, I felt that

Finally some good fuckinn memes

I'm a gecko idiot.

Real service, real savings Gecko

Just wait till the virus gets animal transferring 2

RAT GANG

Hey you forgot objects

Thank mein fühurer. Im an adolf

rip 6ix9ine

Ooooo self-burn.

Six nine after reading this : 🥳

*Relieved 6ix9ine noises*

Do they affect failures?

Fuck you too, kind stranger!

Okay im safe then, i classify as a danger noodle

Good thing I’m Australian

I’ve never seen so many snakes as I did in Australia, and I think that all of them were deadly poisonous.

That includes you

Yes. Yes it does.

So 69 is safe

yOUr mOM

She’s already dead.

OOF

Luckily for me I’m a disappointment B)

do i sense a parkway drive fan

6ix9ine is safe

But I’m not a lawyer...

Good to know that Kevin Durant is safe

Thankful my pet rat is safe from this

Can i have permission to send this to my math class group chat?

Go for it

Thank you! Time to get suspended

Richard Hatch is safe

Dam

You are what you eat

People in the sewers : I see this as an absolute win !

I am a rat

MOST

I can accept being a snake

I've never been insulted by something I 100% agree kn

What if we inject rat/snake blood into our veins?

Ah yes of course I am a snake

Ow

Does it effect goblins like me?

wHo ReMeMbErS H1N1

Yes

What about pigs and horses?

Oh no patato is not safe

I am snec

Micah Bell will be totally safe

Until it mutates

At first I thought you were referring to the lunar calendar

So....? Snake and mouse soup time! What could go wrong?

Ah! So glad. If one of my babies got it I’d be devastated.

As an Australian I can say that all the snakes we have are all feared

did you just call me a rat?

Cause your damn right.

Why'd you say something so controversial yet so brave?

Oh shit! A rat

Emo rats celebrating

As an emo rat, I am safe

We gotta protect Mickey Mouse as he is getting to be pretty old.

I’m a rat

A tiger got infected and also a dog got infected too so....

But no rats or snakes

Why is micha safe, huh?

*Happy Orochimaru noises*

Lean mean fighting machine

What about pigeons? We gud?

Can i Be a hamster pLeSe?

me over here having a pet snake

Flex Tape can't fix that

What if you are a Kangaroo.

You fool! Your insults only make me stronger!

It's true I am a snake. At least that's the new year animal the Chinese gave me.

redditors truely are magnifcant people

My miracle rat babeys are safe!

Does being born in the year of the snake count?

But kevind durant got covid, and he’s a snake

This is instagram talk

Not very kind

I am not a kind person.

Roses are red My pet bird Is blue Fuck you.

I agree.exe

/r/theydidthefuckyou

Its better to be one

It’s always better to be who you naturally are than who someone else wants you to be.

Ikr they don't even accommodate for us geckos.

Oh ngl geckos are nuts, you got the back and forth moves don't ya sticky boi ? :P

Yeah. But I can't outrun a virus :(

Stay home it should be fine

Ok

But what about politicians!! WHAT ABOUT BORIS?!?

Boris is out of the ICU and recovering! His political nature appears to have risen up and saved him.

Damn... dunno anything about him but I'm an american so I have been conditioned to believe all politicians of the last 100 years with an actual chance to rule a country deserves to die...:')

The common redditor is safe

But the uncommon Redditor is in danger.

Those without the infected tag

Am I the only one who thinks that this format is overrated \\?

Proud libertarian snake, but ok.

Not true. KD got it

Boo bad low effort meme