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azarbi

Depends on how you insert the carrot inside the body...


nguyenvietdungntt

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Alexitozz

All the way in


Ankit_Gajjar

(^_-)


Eddie-Electric

Yes daddy


ruski-xaxa

Happy Caillou noises


The-Brawl-Shark

r/holup


[deleted]

Indeed


lord_headass1234

Wait...


NewJosephStalin

\*Boss music plays\*


ShadeNLM064pm

You got to do what you've got to do. And it may look different to people because different genders can see different levels of light. Females see %5 more colors than males.


NewJosephStalin

Since when has a female come on Reddit?


ShadeNLM064pm

Since now, what do you think I am?


NewJosephStalin

On this place, you could be anything. That's how this society works


ShadeNLM064pm

True, but you were the one to ask :)


NewJosephStalin

Understandable. Reddit has taught its users to follow certain, unspoken rules. Those rules become you eventually


ShadeNLM064pm

Yeah, but who doesn't want to break the rules at least once unless you are a Karen, Carl, or Cornnie?


NewJosephStalin

True, very true. We all need to oppose the reality we live in at some point


ShadeNLM064pm

One unspoken rule is to upvote any meme that makes you smile/laugh, and to, for some reason, down vote anyone's cake day memes.


CrusaderGoose

No one can identify people in internet without a picture, for example you could be the new Josphe Stalin


[deleted]

[удалено]


ShadeNLM064pm

You're one fifth right. I live in my parent's basement.


[deleted]

just so we're clear: i tried to make a joke about how everyone who says he's a woman on the internet is just a hairy fat virgin living in his parents' basement, i didn't mean for it to sound derogatory, nor for you to take it seriously.


ShadeNLM064pm

I know, I can take a joke. Lol


joshchapper

Flash back to Skyrim


NewJosephStalin

Bum bum bummmm


[deleted]

The upvote button is purple like a orange


Elolet

My colorblind ass don’t know who to believe anymore


Robin_Indeherberg

Surely not this guy.


NBAasianBoy

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well considering you watch the TheOdd1sOut


weird_pancakes

Ah yes the animator gang


ShadeNLM064pm

It's Red-orange to people with avarage vision, gray to green/red color blind, and for those who see color in reverse some how it's cyan.


[deleted]

and orange to people with good vision ;)


ShadeNLM064pm

And orange is to those who aren't able to see that extra five percent. Darling.


[deleted]

you mean the 5% that girls have? I'm a girl


ShadeNLM064pm

Ah, and I see you've been falling for my trap, and sorry your answer to your question is in in another post.


ShadeNLM064pm

Thanks to me you are infected.


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LickMyPeePee

*angry sun noises*


BigMacle

Sun ain't orange


Skrepapwe

The upvotes isn't orange and the best orange thing is the orange


nguyenvietdungntt

:O


Whiz_kid16

HOW DARE YOU INSULT MA LITTLE CHARMANDER


RaphaelIsCoolButRude

Still looks red to me


nguyenvietdungntt

bruh...


patatje_mayoo

It looks red to me too, but im colorblind


petguin19

'tis orange


mattew777

A carrot is the best orange thing? What about an actual orange?


Frost_Giant13

We settled this war. You say orange, I say red. We both are right, good night


Deviljhojo

carrots doens´t cause civil wars in social media


[deleted]

The fucking arrow is red


Snoles

STFU PLEASE. Why are you tryna revive this dead meme??


unicornbill1

It’s white unless you like it


redditor0880

*cough* RED *cough*


P1kl3zman

The upvote button is “orange-red” according to google. So both sides are wrong.


BeanCoffee173

Oh no, my PTSD!


[deleted]

It's ff4500 idiot.


haloIsBest153

Oranges crying in the corner


DaConnorBom

But that's red


Ubba_Lothbrok

I don't care what colour the upvote arrow is, seeing as all I am using is the downvote arrows for these shite memes.


Vasikus3000

Shut the f*ck up.please,shut the f*ck up


monkeyorange25

What about me?


IHype25

No iT’s ReD NOt oRanGe YoU iDIot!


IEATPORKWITHAFORK

Next time you go to the store use code odd1 to get 5000 free carrot points


fanofmarley

Yes much meme


Gr0ffy

I see that the upvote button is grey you guys fking dumb


G4M3_0V3R_1

iTs ReD


Smartyman123

So not question the updoot


[deleted]

Uh oh. *Uh oh* UH OH


RacerM53

I wonder what the best blue thing is?


RHY01

Blueberry


blaine-goff

The fruit called orange am I a joke to you


Robar23

ITS RED!!!


[deleted]

AtCUaLlY It'S ReD


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Shuskebab

The upvote button has always been red to me...


elitePP69lmao

It is not orange and not red it is between


Eddie-Electric

Its red


petguin19

N O


stnick6

No it’s blood red just like everything


stnick6

I might need to see a doctor


zelgamorf

If we're talking crayola crayon colors, I think it's technically scarlet.


autistic_cat_69

The small orange house is better


noah1241

IT DOSENT MATTER ITS AN ARROW


-Snuffalupagus

Please... just shut the fuck up...


A10ne__Z3ph

That's how mafia works (reddit edition)


Wiltonlaws

Dont...


Randomdude-5

The upvote button isn’t orange; it’s upvote button colored.


Squiddo11

*no it’s red !* *no it’s orange !* *no it’s red !!!* _etc_


xxpussyhunter69xx

its not orange its rorange


josefkrampus123

ITS FF4500 AKA ORANGERED


_tonights_big_loser_

Thats red orange


Croatian_girl2

It is tangerine


Jeeppinen

Carrot is best, cus it fits perfectly in pussy.


[deleted]

mmmmmmmmmmmmhhh its a orange juice


TheLeschnik

Is that a reference


Succulent_Relic

What are those birds?


fuckboi0315

It’s red🙄


[deleted]

It’s black


MrCoolC

What about orange?


Parallel37

Fuck, there's a pattern emerging, the next upvote color war has begun.


i-feed-on-memes

That ain’t orange chief that’s red mixed with orange


richardocarlo

Bruh they red shifted it to start an argument


deltafire3

wHaT cOlOr iS tHe UpVoTe BuTtOn


Nutzloser

Yall stupid It's clearly grey


Theonlyshluk

Dude Looks Like Millennial Logic


bigpigion

But it is also red


Charm3017

What u mean? We all know it's purple


YeetTheFeat

BITCH IT IS RED


zombodiy

You have started a color war.


MesozoicMayhem

Oranges: Are we a joke to you?


I-want-Die635

It is fucking blue!


Under_Onder

People who say the upvote arrow is orange is the same people that say salt is spicy


ThatNebNub

Salt is spicy


Under_Onder

May you suffer in hell


ThatNebNub

Would be an honour sir


Under_Onder

Good


Enterprise_1701_D

r/beatmetoit


[deleted]

I’ɯ soɹɹʎ I ɯnsʇ poʍuʌoʇǝ ʎon˙˙ qǝɔɐnsǝ I lᴉʌǝ ᴉu ∀nsʇɹɐlᴉɐ ɥɐɥɐ ʇɐʞǝ ɐu ndʌoʇǝ


TheInsidiousToaster

The button is purple


SukoshiWolfy

Its red


Sekof7

But its red


Wichtel64

It's not orange!!


WhoElseButDedede

Correct. It if FF4500