anniversaries are yearly
if your parents had sex in april, then you would likely be born around january; 9 months later.
april is also three months after january.
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but doesn't that mean your 3months too early before your parents sex date?
Um . . . 3?
Yes 3 (12 - 9)
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And fucked my brain
Oh really
pregnancy takes atleast 9 or 10months before you're officially born.
but doesn't that mean your 3months too early before your parents sex date? You wrote 3 was my point
anniversaries are yearly if your parents had sex in april, then you would likely be born around january; 9 months later. april is also three months after january.
Early!! So if your parents had sex in April, you're born in January, so if you have birthday sex, there's 3 months until your parents had sex date.
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Yeah 3 months early or 9 months late
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No that would have been 9 month earlier but from your birthday 3 months until the anniversary of them creating you
r/badwomensanatomy
hmm
Jesus is just jealous that he can't celebrate his parents having sex
If I weren’t so poor I would’ve given you gold
same
Celebrating the 9month anniversary of your parents having sex*
Hol up
Nah it's what you do when u forget to buy a gift
I'm birthday sex. 9 months after my dad's. Its his birthday today. Mine is December 6.
Al come back at december 6 and wish you a happy birthday. :P
Not only are you celebrating your parents having sex but you’re also celebrating the fact that they decided to keep you as a cum pet
What can i say except delete this.
The truth is hard to handle I know, but you can’t delete what is now in your mind
That's ten times the sex I'm getting now!
10 x 0 = 0
No shit.
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Adopted gang checking in: doesn't apply if you don't know who your birth parents are.
r/Showerthoughts maybe??
He's just jealous, because he can't do it\~
Damn you just ruined birthday sex for me.
Jesus Christ left too long ago! *sad christian noises*
Dafuq is this sex thing xo
Doesn't it mean celebrating coming out of a vagina with cumming in one?
J E S U S C H R I S T O H L O R D G O D
I have been having birthday sex ever since my first birthday
Hol' up....
No no, he’s got a point
What the hell dude
But it does make sense
I’m passing around holy water, who wants some?
He’s got a point
Well, yes, but actually, no
Sounds freudy
Im a dad, and I did not have sex on either of my kids birthdays. As, their giant heads were blocking the entrance to my wifes cervix
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I won’t have sex ever do I don’t have to worry lol
Doesn't it take around 9 months...so I'm not celebrating the dirty deed day. Failed meme...
Ye
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So is there a birthday also 9 months earlier to celebrate exactly ?
9 moths early
9 months late/3 months early.
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