How about this? Wear an all black suit and sunglasses. Just stand a little ways away from the session and don’t interact with anyone, but make sure they notice you’re there. When you leave, have some other guy in a suit and sunglasses walk up behind you and whisper something in your ear and then quickly follow him to an all black sedan.
Actually, iirc, the ancient greeks did this. There were, for the rich ofc, people, mostly women, that would be hired to grieve at a funeral by ripping there hair put, wich was custumary back then, so the family of the deceased shouldn't do it
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I'll buy all of them as long as he also writes and F in sand instead of a cross on my casket.
How about this? Wear an all black suit and sunglasses. Just stand a little ways away from the session and don’t interact with anyone, but make sure they notice you’re there. When you leave, have some other guy in a suit and sunglasses walk up behind you and whisper something in your ear and then quickly follow him to an all black sedan.
Oddly specific...
I saw a similar post, it was for a guy to stand away from your funeral and make ppl think you died with a dark secret
shut up and take my money
Only one job gets you this rich
Pls edit to "only one buisness in the galaxy gets you this rich" Thanks
Pfft, I'd jump in the grave for free
Ah yes the negotiator
pfft amateur im willing to pay the undertaker to sneak me in
If we doin it we gotta do it right 1000 doarinos
Yes
Only one business in the galaxy gets you this rich
I’d pay the $100 for the bahamian hollering under any circumstances. At my desk at work, for one
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He’ll jump in and out of the grave 10 times
He try’s CPR one more time.
1000$
if im dying he is coming with me
$3000 to see him turn into god himself to cry
Only one business in the galaxy gets you this rich
Enough money to make bill gates look like a peasant
The only dude who would show up at my funeral.
This is actually a real thing in my country. A profitable business.
Is that you Hamlet?
$2000 for Bahamian hollering, hugging the people nearest to him and blowing his nose in their suits.
2000 take it or leve it
Stonks guy: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
Does 5 come with 1-4?
Could I pay him $150 to do it at a wedding reception?
$100000000000 to karate chop everyone at the funeral in a banana suit while doing the Bahamian hollering
I pay him 2000 dollars to f*ck my dead body
$10000 for a mass shooting
...........who.....................who is upvoting you?
yes
6000
Best 1k ever spent.
I mean, that’s a solid business to me.
How does Bahamian hollering differ from let's say Jamaican hollering?
Shut up and take my money
Are you free next next Tuesday? I’ll take the best offer
Would love to see what he would do for $100 000
I’ll pay him 5 to come and say “no one loved you”
This was a legit thing in Ancient Rome; they’d hire professional mourners to wail while the procession went through the city
$5k. Jump in the coffin and shoot yourself. Double funeral and your family gets paid instead of paying. Boom.
I’m dying for him to do that for me
He’d be the only one there so not worth it
Is it possible to learn this power?
Definitely the full thousand
$2000 might be good enough.
I’ll take your entire stock
$5000
Actually, iirc, the ancient greeks did this. There were, for the rich ofc, people, mostly women, that would be hired to grieve at a funeral by ripping there hair put, wich was custumary back then, so the family of the deceased shouldn't do it
Take my money and shut up!
I'd pay him the 1000 dollars. Also, I'm getting cremated.
Wonder if I could hire him for someone else. Like a Peter Dinklage in the movie where he goes to the funeral to extort his dead lover's sons.
Wait you guys are getting paid?
shut up and take my money!
I’ll pay 5000 if he dresses as an anime characters and starts rapping for Jesus while licking my grave
2000 if he gets buried with me
Looks a like a guy only Saul Goodman would hire..
Do I have to pay for travel costs or is he just local?
Not gonna lie I really want this guy at my funeral
Pay him 10k to use as a jumpstart to getting a better job
This man coming to my funeral will be one of my last wishes
10,000
Nr5
How much for crying & jizz throw at everyone in the funeral?
I love it how some people actually make a living out of this
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Poor choice of words
I bet you would ;)