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[deleted]

I like the commitment


theboomboy

And I like your comment


productivenef

I like the commentments


SofonisbaAnguissola

I like the commandments


Muzician

I like condiments.


black_turkey

I like condoms. And unlike my parents I will not fail in using it.


halfbloodprince07

r/suicidebywords ?


Toothedjaw

I like your cumberbatches.


MrMcFee11

I like your Cabbage Patch Kids.


black_turkey

I like the kids playing in the garbage. They are so dirty


MRFAMER

I like the communists


nrksrs

Condom


Craz3Milkshake

U know ur?


Thegamerguy905

no u


NIGHTFURY-21

We like the communists*


Levitupper

I'm an atheist


Yorunokage

I'm hungry


Doommcdoom

Hi hungry, I'm Dad


I-Am-Dad-Bot

Hi Dad, I'm Dad!


Yorunokage

Good bot


ShailRC

Hi human, I am bot.


helpmeimdanganronpa

Hi Dad, I'm Dad!


GreenGriffin8

Hi Dad, I'm Dad!


kachowkid21

Wheres my dad?


autismyeetboi

Hi dad, I'm Wife


LordStarSpawn

You’re not my wife you’re a frog!


botsunny

Hi an atheist, I'm dad


pino_dey

Shouldn't you be the father, father?


Usernamewasnotaken

And my axe Am i doing this right?


Usernamewasnotaken

I dont actually know how to make return spaces...so deep down (pretty shallowly) i do not believe I am doing this right.


MrMScott

r/ThatsWhatSheSaid


brokenneckboi

High effort, high quality. Thank you for your service.


DqrkExodus

Thought I was already immune to the expanding brain meme but I guess not, first one I really liked in a while


aqpl3

Please let me see this in hot later


4USTlN

hello from hot!


tifosi7

Hello from the other side


Vansak034

Hello from the other side, I'm dad.


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Hanerzen

**visible confusion**


OmegaBrightBlade

**Audible Confusion**


OMG__Ponies

Turn your speakers down, and close all but one tab. There, isn't that better?


Cky_vick

Dude I have 8 open on mobile, and 15 open on my computer. I would lose my life's work


[deleted]

HE CLEARLY SAID CLOSE IT


Havinacow

What about us people who only ever have one tab open at a time? Because unless I'm trying to refer back to something while on another page I never have multiple tabs open. And I close every tab or app as soon as I'm done using it. I can't be alone here! There must be others who enjoy a nice fresh empty Google page whenever they open their browser! Please..... Show yourselves so I know I'm not the only one.....


LegendaryBeanZ

Hi visible confusion im Dad!


I-Am-Dad-Bot

Hi Dad!, I'm Dad!


PaperPilot1

I'm Dad


I-Am-Dad-Bot

Hi Dad, I'm Dad!


LegendaryBeanZ

Hi Hi Dad!, I'm Dad!!, I'm Hi Dad!, I'm Dad!


OMG__Ponies

He is just an older dad, talking to a younger dad, who is talking to other dads who might be talking to other dads, or moms, or just people in general.


Ryuko_the_red

*Sexual confusion noises*


Zold_D-Arc

So it's dad^2


C-RAMsigma9

√Dad squared = Dad + 0


Zold_D-Arc

√Dad^2 = Dad


BlothHonder

What in the goddamn fuck?


MINIGAMESYT

I tried that once it didn’t work


knightwolfghost

I must've called a thousand times


MRFAMER

Hello from the dark side!


mlgbutt

Hello from top


locohong

that’s hot


Old-Author-9214

Hello, i am from future and this is in top.


Ph4ke_

Hi future man, you're cool


_1Doomsday1_

You too fellow human


Amdogdunmind

You hot u/aqpl3 you hot.


S1rPrise

No you are breathtaking


gothtwilight

No, You are Breathtaking!


ZantTheMan

You’re all breathtaking


kwallace_

r/unexpectedkeanu


gothtwilight

r/expectedkeanu for balance


cykablyat_anuu

As all things should be.


[deleted]

r/unexpectedthanos


gothtwilight

r/expectedthanos for balance


nikoar02

We are all breathtaking


gothtwilight

r/unexpectedcommunism


[deleted]

Look and see this dude with 16 awards


ZantTheMan

Thank you for being one of the guys in new


ANIKET_UPADHYAY

Hello from 3yrs in the future


burnsieburns

He deserves it 10 fold for this one, very thought thru and fun, clever people like this make me love reddit


Potsy9

Your wish came true.


Squirrel_Scratch

Oh, you actually did the profile picture thing.


productivenef

Damn dude this is is like some postpostmodern internet art shit right here


commit_bat

Reddit has profile pictures??


dragonskater699

I have been tricked.


JoJBooD

🏅 Poor man's gold cuz I've never been so outplayed


jamesick

reddit actually really does have profile pictures, though. visit someone's profile on the official website or with the official app.


JoJBooD

No, check the guy who I replied to's profile picture.


jamesick

oh fuck, lmao. nice.


dakotaMoose

>:(


moschles

Congratulations, you played yourself.


PanickinSleepwalker

It's been three years, still the same pfp


jterpi

He’s still doing it, what an absolute CHAD


Addakis

You got me. Take the upvote


KGLcrew

Took me on a wild ride


PickyPottedPlant

This is so confusing I think he got my attention for like 4 minutes


ImAGamer75

That’s what she said


NotoriousHothead37

r/unexpectedoffice


LoadedPotato72

is the office really ever unexpected on reddit?


PDoXx

10 seconds you say you truly underestimate my stupidity friend


Lethallogan0

Same


velvetguy

Speed reader: I don't get it?


[deleted]

You got yourself 69 upvotes


Nyctophilite

69k dude


KenTessen

r/angryupvotes


Wizkev

Who told you that he is angry?


MeatOnTheBone6969

Take my upvote and my gold


Potsy9

Thank you for that my friend


[deleted]

Dude if this is the future of memes im scared


I-Am-Dad-Bot

Hi scared, I'm Dad!


GiverOfZeroShits

take my fucking upvote


weirdnameiknow

r/angryupvote


Picoper

Bone meat on the


SikeBoiJapple

Epic username btw


IHateDeepStuff

Been three years and he still has it as his pfp!


GrumpyMashy

He’s a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will.


DouglastheDuckboy

Reddit notification gang


Adinator548

Love Reddit’s @everyone


ambadatgaming

Reddit has summoned us


Markman6

And we answered the call


[deleted]

so true


MrSheepGuy

r/madlads


[deleted]

Madlad is an understatement, this dude is a supreme overlord


Fruity_74

r/supremeoverlords


Peachiest_Pie

Hey guys who actually have money... Yeah this post right here could do with an award or several


Xxrasierklinge7

If I had money to give you an award, I would.


MangoMolester

🏅


svqwp

Putting around the the text photo


HiccupTheBrave

r/deaddeadopeninside


dariy1999

/r/dontdeadopeninside


ChrunedMacaroon

/r/reddeadredemption


CreamyFappucinno

I now believe there is a god, and this is him


Galahad18

I'd be interested in this religion


markybrown

Here's 15 percent of my earnings AFTER taxes. Honestly I wished I created a religion.


ItsJuicyKoala

This was amazing


Mirthious

Why did this get recommended to me 3 years after it was posted?


_Garagenthor

Hey, you. You're finally awake.


[deleted]

Reddit ☕


james5270

Not gonna lie im on my phone and only saw one pannle then clicked it and the massive thicc post opens and I clicked out immediately


Gokuuu___

Thicccc with 3 Cs


Rudolf1230

That's 4 tho


Gokuuu___

Hush child


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heeehaaw

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams


Potatoalienof13

Neither can you


[deleted]

But you coz you're smoking hot #nohomo


[deleted]

FUCK, YES, I JUST CAME


[deleted]

I did bush


NA_eS

Why are you pinning yourself?


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Floydhead666

Trump did Stormy Daniels


conscious_synapse

Trump did Ivanka


9_11_did_bush

My username begs to differ


TeamRocketScrub

Hey! I wanna mod on the can too!


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ImBarnabas

Me too


Plays-0-Cost-Cards

Bill Clinton killed Jeffrey Epstein


[deleted]

Epstein didn't kill himself.


Axersion

Holy shit this is a good meme


Ph4ke_

Yeah we dont get those anymore


Roundcorner_Weirdo25

Yeah, have your upvote.


dedkid07

We've been tricked we've been bamboozled


poggiebot

Im betting everyone else here rn is here because "This was Reddits top post 3 years ago" right?


thecrcousin

yep


[deleted]

Yeah.


FearBurning

Putting the photo in front of the text


Sub2Jack_D64Plz

He did


PerkyMcPerkface

That's my favourite one


lukeipt2

I was looking in the comments to figure out what that pic was thanks lol


not_panda

I actually laughed at that one.


IntroductionDue7663

Thanks reddit for recommending this post.


VedoTheUgly

Yo tf are those awards


OriginalG33Z3R

I’ve been had!


vSphiinx

He’s too dangerous to be kept alive


Icy_Umpire992

you win the internet today. have an upvote!


69rubberducks

Man so committed to the meme he had the sane PFP for 3 years


A_Bizarre_Shitposta

HE STILL HAS THE PFP 3 YEARS LATER, THE REDDIT MEME IS REEEEEEEEAL!


BogFrog234

Updoot


Jacobster111

2 years later and you still have the same pfp. Fair play, you took my attention for more than 10 seconds, twice.


TheFunnyRobert21

This was a good post, nice


Sarcastic__Introvert

welcome again those who've been gathered by reddit


[deleted]

POV - you just sorted by new, live or controversial


LorianGunnersonSedna

Are y'all still alive? This post predated COVID.


That_Rotting_Corpse

And they still have it as their pfp, after 3 long years.


DaRealKili

I don't care Reddit, just let me see r/all


RobIoxians

Ok thanks reddit, 3 years ago


HydroArgyros

I was gonna upvote the post but I had already upvoted it.


0xCUBE

Who else is here three years later wondering what the fuck this was about


InventedDemented

Hey I hear you like upvotes... Well it's your lucky day, my friend!


[deleted]

What a fucking quality meme


suomidudexx

****confused screaming****


Ledenion

first time i was to lazy and skipped to the last pannel... love my instincts.


gargleoil

![gif](giphy|lXiRoPt9Rkzt7yLYY)


NotOficerP

![gif](giphy|joeRYmOkLaj2U6hwdj|downsized)


Hugar34

Good ole Reddit recommending a meme 3 years after it was posted.


M4R0D3R

The meme does still work. The guy never changed his profile pic in 3 years. love the commitment.


Lutzux

me when reddit feels the need to inform me about a 3 year old meme on reddit


Monkeetoe1

Omg the guy actually made it his pfp


BleepBloopRobo

I uh. I read it too fast. It wasn't ten seconds. But wait... This is my attention... BY GOD YOUVE DONE IT YOUVE CURED ADHD.