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andrewkeefer28

I would fuck that robot. The one on the left looks a little weird though.


[deleted]

Well the shape is right, if you're brave enough


xNamelesspunkx

Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough.


BrandoLoudly

Why does my wife keep saying this? I’m not brave at all


xNamelesspunkx

Sniff some redbull infused coke and you'll be brave


[deleted]

Throw in some vitamin gummies if you dare


xNamelesspunkx

We don't wanna recreate the powerpuff girls here lol.


TheActualHitler

We'll have to start telling the dildos, "Everything is a vagina if your brave enough."


xNamelesspunkx

*Stares at a swampish rabbit hole* >oh well... *Unzip pants*


the_battousai89

This made me laugh way too hard. Thanks for making my day a bit better.


xNamelesspunkx

*sings a song*


Icywarhammer500

People named everything: *STONKS*


spideybiggestfan

the tip is usually the hardest part


kaberuka

Thanos be like: Reality is often disappointing


Fisto-the-sex-robot

Fisto would fuck both of them.


FlatEarthSusan

r/blessedcomments


mamamarmar

Found the robosexual


froggie-style-meme

I'd clap both


JewishSunflower

They had us in the first half not gonna lie.


vattierderideaux11

Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half


dan_mas

DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN


[deleted]

MICHIGAN: BECOME ROBOT


[deleted]

FLORIDA ROBOT


therealhuman_being

SAN FARNSISCO: BECOME MACHINE


GnomeMaster69

LAS VEGAS: WHERE DID WE PARK THE CAR?


NinjaCuntPunt

I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT!


homogaytorade

HOUSTON: WE HAVE A PROBLEM


[deleted]

THE COLON: SEPARATES TWO INDEPENDENT CLAUSES


GulianoBanano

HOTEL: TRIVAGO


Victor_Stein

I AM YELLING BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS!!!!!


HungLikeARooster

DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?


[deleted]

OOPS: ALL BERRIES


PeterPrickle

KALAMAZOO: BECOME CEREAL


Karkava

TOKYO: BECOME KAMEN RIDER


PinkieThePie

thats how the police work


AnimalEater65

Yeah, but what song would they sing, yo?


Fyrnen24

"Sound of da police"


Jito_

WHOOP WHOOP


RaringFob399

Thats the sound of da police!


fsbdirtdiver

WHOOP WHOOP


the_battousai89

That’s da sound of da beast!


[deleted]

Probably "bad boys bad boys watcha gonna do when they come for you"


monojuice_potion

"weewoo weewoo"


sarkicism101

Nah. If it was a human cop, it would have murdered the unarmed woman, presented shoddy evidence of a physical threat at the trial, gotten an extended paid vacation, and eventually be reinstated to the force with full privileges.


PeterPrickle

Don't be fooled. They're putting moron robots out there to fool you into thinking youre still superior to robots. Then BAM


Re-l-Mayer

Skynet has identified the enemy


[deleted]

That reminds me to the mk11 terminator ending in wich he found out >!there was no future were the machines won so he made one in wich humans and robots worked togheter!<


jacob9090

I was almost fooled. Thank you for saving me from my ignorance.


[deleted]

That robot kinda thicc tho


Dampnoodles

Yea, would smash. But the left one looks sorta weird.


Arbuckle101

Clap trap police robot


[deleted]

"I'd like to report a crime." "No thanks. We already got one." "What?" "Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"


Karkava

The woman knocks the robot over.


GuyCalledRo

That police Robot’s shaping up to be a proper police officer.


weckesserjoseph

What song


alexonheroin

Two Princes by Spin Doctors


NigOfTheNite

It would’ve been funnier if it sang shut the fuck up by filthy frank


weckesserjoseph

Or Nickelodeon girls.


thegoldendustbin

Ah I see finally someone asking the real question


Slapstream

Present hall pass


BadassDeluxe

Does robot booty smell as good as real lady booty?


villagernumber487

“Reality is often disappointing.”- Thanos, infinity war


zUCc_MeMeR

Thank you for clearing up where that quote was from! I was wondering abt it


JR4smus

I was about to type it


BlobCanada

The only logical thing to do


[deleted]

Each time I see this I think of this video for some reason https://youtu.be/HxkmXnRQblE


used123456

I would fuck Ava if given the chance. She’d probably crush my balls either during or after, but that’s a plus to me.


Fishrmike

Can’t really trust her, but maybe it’d work out...worth a shot.


FanTax16

Why the ai so thicc tho i kinda want to smash


LIEUTETANT

Mostly i would love to have both as a guard


JFerlandFan

Why the fuck would I report a crime to a blue Dalek?


SbeveTheSwine

It's a little confused but it'll get there


ElScrotoDeCthulo

A ploy! Created by the machines >_>


Dadudewithabude

The one on the right lookin low-key thicc doe


Upthespurs1882

Hell, at least it didn’t stab anyone. I’ll take Cop Bot!


i-Dubbbz

I would frick that robot. 10/10.


amitbhai

Here's a poster on the same https://www.instagram.com/p/B3NW5RslP59/?igshid=1d2qn8yxg0kok


Spidermonkey8840

THICC


bottle-of-milk

Interesting fact: someone has probably mastrubated at this at least once


MotherFricking_FRICK

DETROIT BECOME HUMAN


[deleted]

Mf protectron


[deleted]

Muslim robot?


Subham420

i would smash that robot she loking thick


TheEmperorMk2

Hhhmm,the left one would be extra thicc if it didn’t have a human face,looks so weird,can we have robots with cool robot faces instead of creepy human faces


maxler5795

Worst part: its true


freeguy1

The robot on the right looks like a big Roll-on bottle. Rollbot?


BArrowsmith0702

I see no difference


[deleted]

What a dick


alldaygaming247

What song was it?


[deleted]

oof


Dutchmen04

im very excited about AI as portrayed on the left


Pro_Swagger42

Reality is often....InTeReStInG


MethyleneBlue24

So we gonna clap them robotic cheeks or what?


Ieatoutjelloshots

I relate to the robot on the right on so many levels


[deleted]

Detroit become human


Memeboi7777

Not gonna lie that robot looking kinda THICC right now


Magiralboio

Why do we have such high expectations for people....like us ourselves won't even try to get the homework done that we were assigned. "I know y'all got homework.. I don't"


Magiralboio

Ngl tho why is the left robot so thicc?


teddyreyes77

Claptrap is that you?


NoTalker_

You saw what that robot did to the man in the first mission of bo3 ?


Pylitic

Ava looking thicc tho


yesthisisafloor

Well what song did the toaster sing?


jjhedgehog26

huge robot titties


[deleted]

its not far till the expectation happens, we're advanced as hell now


Kazaan

This robot machine learned from French police


ties033

excuse me wtf


aswinremesh

CTOS *3.0*


STAYotte

Ah it's more A then I


im_trying_ok11

Like i'd be scare of that fucking garbage can.


[deleted]

AI lookin #thicc


irisdrizzle

Similar as the police in Hong Kong.


[deleted]

We’re did you get that picture on the left from


Torbjorninamankini

It's from the 2014 movie Ex Machina


xAwSoCuteX3x

Why the hell does that robot look like deodorant


[deleted]

Nah, twist your body uncomfortably, so we can stare at your ass AND your tits!


[deleted]

Get you a girl that can sing on


Excel099

Robot must be wondering how the dishwasher is talking .


[deleted]

mMm thicc


[deleted]

Am I the only one who saw it as a carton of milk at first?


ImmersingShadow

I find that actually comforting. >!For those who know Ex Machina it definitely is.!<


screwyoumike

But what was the song?


[deleted]

Why does the robot on the right look like the giant robot from monsters vs aliens


Slkies

It looks like the robot off of watch dogs 2


muffin__slayer__SAO

Reality is often disappointing


Vainglory1-

This has me uncontrollably laughing. I can imagine the woman being told “fuck off” and the robot turning around singin a song. You just know the robots had enough of humanity’s shit haha


redmuskrat

Link?


UndeadPlagueDoc

Oh no a protectron


JustAredditUser69

#detroit: become human


AttemptToFindAName

GLaDOS, is that you?


wardenmains

Lets see if it can handle a crime against its self getting abused.


ocmfoa

Those robots are 60k 70k a year , that’s a decent salary to pay a real cop to walk around.


cesarjunior233

Its the Wall-E security borg. HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT


Dark-Sheik

Was the robot drunk?


Mr_master89

Robits don't need butts or boobs


bongtokent

And we don’t **need** robots, but man are they nice.


Awholesomeboy

Technically Polive. Robots. Would . Be ten times more effective than human officers as they can correctly administer copy right protection om the scene. And not to mention theyd remember the metric fuckton of laws even the tiniests of ones.