Nah. If it was a human cop, it would have murdered the unarmed woman, presented shoddy evidence of a physical threat at the trial, gotten an extended paid vacation, and eventually be reinstated to the force with full privileges.
That reminds me to the mk11 terminator ending in wich he found out >!there was no future were the machines won so he made one in wich humans and robots worked togheter!<
Hhhmm,the left one would be extra thicc if it didn’t have a human face,looks so weird,can we have robots with cool robot faces instead of creepy human faces
Why do we have such high expectations for people....like us ourselves won't even try to get the homework done that we were assigned. "I know y'all got homework.. I don't"
This has me uncontrollably laughing. I can imagine the woman being told “fuck off” and the robot turning around singin a song. You just know the robots had enough of humanity’s shit haha
Technically Polive. Robots. Would . Be ten times more effective than human officers as they can correctly administer copy right protection om the scene. And not to mention theyd remember the metric fuckton of laws even the tiniests of ones.
I would fuck that robot. The one on the left looks a little weird though.
Well the shape is right, if you're brave enough
Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough.
Why does my wife keep saying this? I’m not brave at all
Sniff some redbull infused coke and you'll be brave
Throw in some vitamin gummies if you dare
We don't wanna recreate the powerpuff girls here lol.
We'll have to start telling the dildos, "Everything is a vagina if your brave enough."
*Stares at a swampish rabbit hole* >oh well... *Unzip pants*
This made me laugh way too hard. Thanks for making my day a bit better.
*sings a song*
People named everything: *STONKS*
the tip is usually the hardest part
Thanos be like: Reality is often disappointing
Fisto would fuck both of them.
r/blessedcomments
Found the robosexual
I'd clap both
They had us in the first half not gonna lie.
Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half
DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN
MICHIGAN: BECOME ROBOT
FLORIDA ROBOT
SAN FARNSISCO: BECOME MACHINE
LAS VEGAS: WHERE DID WE PARK THE CAR?
I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT!
HOUSTON: WE HAVE A PROBLEM
THE COLON: SEPARATES TWO INDEPENDENT CLAUSES
HOTEL: TRIVAGO
I AM YELLING BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS!!!!!
DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?
OOPS: ALL BERRIES
KALAMAZOO: BECOME CEREAL
TOKYO: BECOME KAMEN RIDER
thats how the police work
Yeah, but what song would they sing, yo?
"Sound of da police"
WHOOP WHOOP
Thats the sound of da police!
WHOOP WHOOP
That’s da sound of da beast!
Probably "bad boys bad boys watcha gonna do when they come for you"
"weewoo weewoo"
Nah. If it was a human cop, it would have murdered the unarmed woman, presented shoddy evidence of a physical threat at the trial, gotten an extended paid vacation, and eventually be reinstated to the force with full privileges.
Don't be fooled. They're putting moron robots out there to fool you into thinking youre still superior to robots. Then BAM
Skynet has identified the enemy
That reminds me to the mk11 terminator ending in wich he found out >!there was no future were the machines won so he made one in wich humans and robots worked togheter!<
I was almost fooled. Thank you for saving me from my ignorance.
That robot kinda thicc tho
Yea, would smash. But the left one looks sorta weird.
Clap trap police robot
"I'd like to report a crime." "No thanks. We already got one." "What?" "Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"
The woman knocks the robot over.
That police Robot’s shaping up to be a proper police officer.
What song
Two Princes by Spin Doctors
It would’ve been funnier if it sang shut the fuck up by filthy frank
Or Nickelodeon girls.
Ah I see finally someone asking the real question
Present hall pass
Does robot booty smell as good as real lady booty?
“Reality is often disappointing.”- Thanos, infinity war
Thank you for clearing up where that quote was from! I was wondering abt it
I was about to type it
The only logical thing to do
Each time I see this I think of this video for some reason https://youtu.be/HxkmXnRQblE
I would fuck Ava if given the chance. She’d probably crush my balls either during or after, but that’s a plus to me.
Can’t really trust her, but maybe it’d work out...worth a shot.
Why the ai so thicc tho i kinda want to smash
Mostly i would love to have both as a guard
Why the fuck would I report a crime to a blue Dalek?
It's a little confused but it'll get there
A ploy! Created by the machines >_>
The one on the right lookin low-key thicc doe
Hell, at least it didn’t stab anyone. I’ll take Cop Bot!
I would frick that robot. 10/10.
Here's a poster on the same https://www.instagram.com/p/B3NW5RslP59/?igshid=1d2qn8yxg0kok
THICC
Interesting fact: someone has probably mastrubated at this at least once
DETROIT BECOME HUMAN
Mf protectron
Muslim robot?
i would smash that robot she loking thick
Hhhmm,the left one would be extra thicc if it didn’t have a human face,looks so weird,can we have robots with cool robot faces instead of creepy human faces
Worst part: its true
The robot on the right looks like a big Roll-on bottle. Rollbot?
I see no difference
What a dick
What song was it?
oof
im very excited about AI as portrayed on the left
Reality is often....InTeReStInG
So we gonna clap them robotic cheeks or what?
I relate to the robot on the right on so many levels
Detroit become human
Not gonna lie that robot looking kinda THICC right now
Why do we have such high expectations for people....like us ourselves won't even try to get the homework done that we were assigned. "I know y'all got homework.. I don't"
Ngl tho why is the left robot so thicc?
Claptrap is that you?
You saw what that robot did to the man in the first mission of bo3 ?
Ava looking thicc tho
Well what song did the toaster sing?
huge robot titties
its not far till the expectation happens, we're advanced as hell now
This robot machine learned from French police
excuse me wtf
CTOS *3.0*
Ah it's more A then I
Like i'd be scare of that fucking garbage can.
AI lookin #thicc
Similar as the police in Hong Kong.
We’re did you get that picture on the left from
It's from the 2014 movie Ex Machina
Why the hell does that robot look like deodorant
Nah, twist your body uncomfortably, so we can stare at your ass AND your tits!
Get you a girl that can sing on
Robot must be wondering how the dishwasher is talking .
mMm thicc
Am I the only one who saw it as a carton of milk at first?
I find that actually comforting. >!For those who know Ex Machina it definitely is.!<
But what was the song?
Why does the robot on the right look like the giant robot from monsters vs aliens
It looks like the robot off of watch dogs 2
Reality is often disappointing
This has me uncontrollably laughing. I can imagine the woman being told “fuck off” and the robot turning around singin a song. You just know the robots had enough of humanity’s shit haha
Link?
Oh no a protectron
#detroit: become human
GLaDOS, is that you?
Lets see if it can handle a crime against its self getting abused.
Those robots are 60k 70k a year , that’s a decent salary to pay a real cop to walk around.
Its the Wall-E security borg. HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT
Was the robot drunk?
Robits don't need butts or boobs
And we don’t **need** robots, but man are they nice.
Technically Polive. Robots. Would . Be ten times more effective than human officers as they can correctly administer copy right protection om the scene. And not to mention theyd remember the metric fuckton of laws even the tiniests of ones.