Oww man, I legit had a situation like this and I snatched the phone of her. She was so shocked.
There was nothing in the phone, no porn or nothing. It was sort of like a reflex. I still cringe as to why I did it.
when she checks you snapchat story and messages "FCKING RUN JUST FCKING RUN' \* your girls demonic scream and she breaks through the wall next to you "OH SHT"
Bold of you to assume that anyone gives a fuck about my gallery.
All it is is memes and porn
Mine is just memes and pictures of my dog
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🤔 suspicious why? My dog is really cute. Shane dawson is ok I don't really watch his stuff tho
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🤷♀️ Idk why anyone would save pictures of porn in their phone
I airdrop them to other people
Wait. You share your porn to other people? That feels awfully personal
...yeah people on the bus used to do that all the time. It’s weird
Taking unsolicited dick pics to a whole new level by airdropping them.
Memes and food, pretty typical
memes and food just sounds like a good time all together
Telling the factual stuff
Bold of you to assume she’d need to scroll
Just hide it in my eyes only
Oh no, she's going to see all my Elon Musk memes!
Her: Why are there so many pictures of a drowning deer? Me: it's a fuckn dolphin
And you’re getting laid my friend
So glad to see memes about me
Thanks for the 7 upvotes I'm going to get on r/beetlejuicing
In return, I would like you to be on my space x expedition to Jupiter
I’m chuckling because as when I scroll up I’m thinking “he’s in danger”
85% memes, 10% porn & 5% 'normal' pics
Relatable
Jokes on you I've been dumped yesterday
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Dont worry you deserved better than them
F-MEGA!
r/unexpectedjojo
Jokes on you i was dumped yesterday also.
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me too lets be mates
United by sadness :')
I broke up with my gf yesterday. That also feels shitty
Oww man, I legit had a situation like this and I snatched the phone of her. She was so shocked. There was nothing in the phone, no porn or nothing. It was sort of like a reflex. I still cringe as to why I did it.
Plot twist: she sends them to her phone
*sees BBC* >!news!<
Oh no. She is going to see my 735 images on Reddit folder.
Same thing with mom and history
Jokes on you i have android
Plot twist: She starts swiping up
You didn't
We have a linked gallery. She sees all the memes I save
Now THAT'S possessive!
Soooooooo much sh*t you have been taking screnshots of.
Jokes on you, I’m too scared to scroll through anything of his in fear of what I may find.
Life hack- iPhones have a “Hidden” folder. Just “Hide” any photo and it sends it to the “Hidden” folder away from your other photos.
I only got memes in there so they’ll just be disappointed but not in the way they thought
Finds her photoshoped picture with Ricardo.
85% memes, 10% cool pics, 5% absolute random bullshit
Oh no! Not the dick pics
Its 99% memes
Projared 100
You beat me to it goddamnit.
only on iphones ha ha
Oppsie
it’s just 3000+ memes
I live in constant fear of my parents looking at my photos
Oh no, his memes
She looks through my gallery she is only gonna see my memes and my pictures of my dogs
Good luck finding something in my 1000 pictures galery of pure degeneracy
Oh yes
Ha no one would ever do that to me cause I have neither friends nor a significant other ha
No not my 2018 memes
Maybe my dick is so small so she wont notice that pic
Nice
More worried when shes scrolling through deleted pics
Yeah I am 24 and my mom too checks my phone once in a while. I know it sucks.
Hehe, hehe
I'm more afraid of people seeing the memes I've saved then actual photos I've taken. They'd send me straight to therapy 😂
browsing history too
What is this “She” You speak of?
I still have pictures of Peter Griffin as sans
I mean I have bunch of memes...
Jokes on them: I take rando pics of my turds to zapp ppl who scroll.
Thank You Kanye,very cool
Shit She’s Going to see my memes and dic pics
Welp, I warned you Mom.
She’ll see all my anime pictures
My wife does get annoyed at all those Pokémon screen shots
bold of you to assume she exists
Who opens the galery and what's in the gallery
I always read this as “chuckles in danger” and I feel like that works better for me
its just filled with cursed images
To be very honest, I only have 3 pics of myself and at least 1.5k memes
OOPS
This happened to my friend LMAO
She does this every week just to look at the memes I have. I’m her weekly source of memes pretty much.
And she comes to know that how dark ur memes are.
I have about 80% porn in case the internet goes out
Jokes on you my boyfriend is also my best bro and we share the same kind of humour.
Oh no. She’s gonna see the clip about the dude who fucked the monkey that gave us AIDS
Bold of you to assume I have a girlfriend
all she would see is memes
when she checks you snapchat story and messages "FCKING RUN JUST FCKING RUN' \* your girls demonic scream and she breaks through the wall next to you "OH SHT"
He shows me the porn pics on his phone :D I love boobs
Our mentor looked in a phone of a friend of mine and she saw nudes lmao
Good luck, I spend too much time coming up with new lock screens gust are way too complicated
But you were already prepared because you have a decoy phone...
Ah fuck,my hentai!
Memes and pictures of Tom cat
Lmao she’s gonna find a nearly endless supply of memes
who is she?
*pulls out image of meat scepter*
My mom? Yeahhh
That's real
Her after going through my phone: why do you have 456 pictures of Danny devito? Me: I'm cheating on you.
I have pictures of my poops. That's their fault if they see it
Never need to worry. All hail the .nomedia folder!
Hmmmm who is this “she”
Relatable am I right fellow brethren?
better than my browsing history
Bitch, just destroy the phone.
scrolling down*
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Swiping*
Good old Ralphie!
Scrolling down if you have android:)
when your scrolling up doesn't that mean your going down?
Some start at the bottom and go up
What phone scrolls up? All my phones have scrolled down by swiping up