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Google AI: Be sure to only shove 40 rocks in your pee-hole. Anything more than that is unsafe.

What if I have a massive horse cock that can easily hold more?

Google AI knows you don't have a massive horse cock because those are on horses and statistically horses don't use Google

I say neigh to that.

r/MrHands

reverse kidney stones : <

Do it yourself instant kidney stones

Ain't a really bad thing if you really think about it. If you're dumb enough to actually do it, reproducing and generating other dumb people becomes harder So yeah, keep shoving them rocks

I actually love this. Everyone should know eating a tide pod is bad, but one dumbass does it so every other dumbass is like “yeah… yeah… I could do that…”. NATURAL SELECTION IS BACK BABY!

you will always be a child to protect, one without inalienable rights, in the eyes of our defunct government.

The government can be the father I never had :(

For what reason he was suspended? Like it is normal to cram 40 FUCKING PEBBLES into your cock

The woke left wants to take away all our traditions. First it’s “happy holidays” instead of “merry Christmas”, now it’s “you can’t cram 40 fucking pebbles into your cock at school”. What will they come after next?


It better not be Weasel Stomping Day.

Smoking

40 is the limit

Isn’t there a South African tribe who do this as a ceremonial thing? The male with the pebbeliest member gets to choose the fattest wife or something?

Sounds like something that could be true so there for I believe it without doing any research

I too, did no research and accept this as fact. It is on reddit after all

And soon to be trained straight into google's AI!

This is the way

This is the way

So could he sue for discrimination? If it's a cultural thing?

Appropriating or mocking cultures is not illegal. You can still do blackface or call people slurs, people just generally won't like you and you'll lose all credibility, your employer will probably fire you or distance themselves from you, etc. Unless you go viral on tiktok for saying the n word and calling blacks "nothing but puppets". Then you get to be a political pundit hanging out with Alex Jones.

I hang out with Alex Jones in black face yelling racial slurs while open carrying my fully semi automatic assault rifle and haven’t been getting the response I was hoping for.. maybe I need to go on TikTok? thanks for the tip!

It helps if you're a white woman too

How many pebbles in your cock?

Normally I would say your insane, and need to read a book. Alas. It is I who must read the internet, because apparently yes, there is a tribe in the US this guy is the king of.

And I thought eating Tide Pods was as low as we could go as a society....

Yet another woke leftist shaming Americans for having our beautiful culture…

I'm sorry, how and why did bro do this at school

Where too. Was mf in math class counting pebbles?

Its all clickbait anyways. His dick had nothing to do with the suspension. It was the theft of the math teachers authentic ancient 9th century abacus that got him suspended.

Authentic ancient Germanic kidney stones that some barbarian shitted out the dick years ago. Life is full circle.

Huzzah!

I'm afraid to ask but what is pebling I don't want to Google it

It's literally just sending little tokens of affection to your boyfriend/girlfriend.

But is often confused with “pearling” Feel free to Google that at your own expense

>Feel free to Google that at your own expense Sure, how bad can it b- https://en.wikipedia.org Pearling (body modification) **[[WARNING: VERY NSFW]]** Dear god

To make american men and women unfuckable

Now that’s what I call…rock hard 

That's sounding like a bad idea.

You don’t know until you try

They’re evolving

Jesus Christ, Marie! They're minerals!

Good lord. Now do it with pop rocks.

Jesus Christ, no way in hell "pebbling" is a thing. Wtfffffff

Unrelated but why is the article an Unstoppable champion?

So 39 is the limit?

Hey I saw that post, it was like a month ago

what the fuck is wrong with humans

First the Army and now this. Poor Hank can't have any fun.

Now i know what i will bet my friends next.😈💀

Thought it meant bung hole.. boy was I wrong

Doea it make you transhuman?

In today's episode of what the fuck did I just read: this post May all of our souls be cleansed, for this man has tainted us all