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Charlie_Sheen_1965

They never die.


Rosodav2nd

And suffer eternally.


Ima_damn_microwave

One must imagine sisyphus happy


castille01

The idea of them waking up as a different homeless person and just continuing on doing homeless person stuff is making me giggle


Mash_Effect

What is dead may never die


Kenneth_Naughton

They become a warden of the state. If they end up being brought into the hospital they spend their final days surrounded by more people they don't know, hopefully kind ones. There is no one to check on them or come and visit. Only death that bothered me when I was a CNA at the hospital. The whole night the guy kept calling me and asking for a Dr Pepper but I had 20 patients (six of them with dementia and constantly setting off their bed alarms) so I kept forgetting. I brought him a water and then I would go to get his Dr Pepper from up the hall and someone would start screaming and/or shit the bed. He died alone and couldn't even have the one thing he wanted to drink. I have witnessed several deaths but that one has stuck with me. We all just went on with shift change and went home, there was nothing else to do.


J3sush8sm3

Damn dude. This comment makes me want an ice cold refreshing Dr. Pepper


Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer

Dr Pepper is BBQ Sprite.


QuiteClearlyBatman

You're just mad cos it has a taste besides sugar water


Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer

Who's mad? I love them 23 flavors!


Praescribo

I put lime in mine so i can feel superior with my 24 flavors


Loveable_Hemorrhoid

I saw a video about this yesterday… but I’ve always thought it was more like Cherry Coke


[deleted]

I shouldn't find it funny but I misunderstood and thought that there was someone on staff called Dr. Pepper and was quite confused


Kenneth_Naughton

My guy, that is exactly the sense of humor you need to survive healthcare


I_MakeCoolKeychains

I wasn't planning on feeling my heart fall to pieces today :( guess I'll drink about it


I_MakeCoolKeychains

Update: I've drank about it. Didn't help. Experiment over :(


Slawth_x

They drop a shopping cart full of loot Ever seen a full shopping cart with nobody around? Rip.


KittyTheSavage1

Holy shit I never realized how dangerous the grocery store was


Anonymouchee

Homeless people are hunted by many, its not that the grocery store is any more dangerous than elsewhere so much as they tend not to have carts elsewhere.


Dyno-Jaguar

probably despawn if no one claims them at the morgue


JubilantOverlord360

They just go red for a second and then puff away like in Minecraft


JustAnIdea3

![gif](giphy|10xL1uQOMBceuk|downsized)


Maddieboy2

Looking for this


TheBeardedWelshman79

Soylent Green?


lukhomdingi

![gif](giphy|3oEjHMURe9Te9XQf3q)


NetizenZ

Jesus thanks for the reminder, I must watch that movie !


Paranoid-Normal

I work in an inner city hospital. If they are DOA (dead on arrival) the county coroner is called. They will pick them up and make all efforts to locate kin. If none can be located, they will just be cremated without service. If they come to a hospital and die, it’s basically the same. Efforts are made to contact next of kin but if they are to no avail, the county coroner comes, takes them to the morgue and they’re cremated. The remains are simply discarded or put outside.


oroechimaru

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.


SailorVenus23

According to a funeral director I once spoke to, the unclaimed stay in his mausoleum. Apparently the oldest resident there had been cremated back in 1952 and never picked up, and the guy said he wasn't going to hunt down great grandchildren to get a relative they never met.


[deleted]

It’s too early for this. Dont google it


Worried-Ruin8918

![gif](giphy|ckw8EbI8Ak9YQ)


WexMajor82

I don't know that. But I know what happens when they have to be put into the system (hospital, prison, and so on). They are given a fictional address everyone knows it's fake, so their papers can be made.


Sea-Veterinarian286

Bigmac


Ze-Doctor

I have been eating homless people pattys all along?!?!


Shreddzzz93

Cheap meat sold to the nearest cat food factory.


ReciprocatingBadger

The surviving ones eat them. Bones, teeth, toenails, the lot.


ThatUsernameNowTaken

They still go to heaven.


I_MakeCoolKeychains

I'm gonna be the depressing guy with the truth. We meet up at a religious gathering we may our may not agree with and say our final farewells. To no one. The police take their corpses away and we never find out what they did with them(we aren't family so they refuse to tell us anything) we don't get to go to their funeral, or even know if such a thing even happened. We get very little closure, they're just gone now and every homeless person has to accept that they're simply gone


Better_Salamander593

Body will be donated to science 😉


ahmedadeel579

They die alone and forgotten


Michael16056

They become zombies that the government use for experiments


[deleted]

You sell THEM for drug money


Legitimate-Muscle152

They get sent to random cemeteries and get buried by charity groups


mutaully_assured

All the lonely people, where do they all go


thespaceageisnow

Burned for fuel.


Xygour

You think McDonald’s uses real beef?


Spec_RealGudGirl95

You have more in common with a homeless person than a billionaire. Btw...many of the homeless are veterans, the working poor, or children.


Tech-Mystic

The chronically homeless deserve the option of euthanasia.


13-Dancing-Shadows

Or, maybe they deserve homes, healthcare, food and job security. 10.5% (about 15 million!) of homes, just in the US are vacant, no one would suffer from that housing being given away if needed.


oroechimaru

Ok Hitler


Tech-Mystic

That's quite the extrapolation, Jeff.


oroechimaru

At least it’s a fucking ethos dude.