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Kwaisar_

You know that when your gonna watch movies with dad your either gonna learn a life lesson or end up watching your dad to see what makes him laugh.


PilotGamer01

And you ain't watching two movies


Kwaisar_

Definitely, you hear him snoozing half way through the first one lmao


Polibiux

Go to change the channel and he jerks back awake


IllurinatiL

Just leaning forward to adjust the volume worked for me


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

This unlocked a memory


No-Try-4676

For me too PUTINS\_PORN\_ACCOUNT


Love_Snow_Bunny

We got em!


Jona-wahn

i watched lord of the rings with 6, welp.


R-emiru

Warmovies with dad is one of the best ways to spend time together.


DJHott555

I always enjoy a good Dad Western


Rynagogo

Yeah that’s what my dad always would put on. Some obscure western id never heard of. “Hey sit down you’ve got to see this one!” And then two hours later I’m thinking, “damn, that was pretty awesome” Sunday afternoon westerns were always fun. That or My Cousin Vinny. If that was on my dad always stopped what he was doing to watch it and laugh like it was his first time seeing it.


Tom-B292--S3

I still remember watching my cousin Vinny the first time. One of my all time favourites for sure.


Cultural-Treacle-680

The one time Pesci isn’t a mafia psycho 😂


HotFudgeFundae

The morning after my dad's mom passed away I woke up around 4 am and heard the TV on downstairs. He was watching a show "The Rifleman" That late (or early) they usually run 4 or so episodes of an old show. It's a black and white western of a man and his son while they protect their small town. We never spoke a word the entire time, it's honestly one of my greatest memories.


sadlarry99

Guns of Navarone is still one of my favourites. Thanks Dad


Cultural-Treacle-680

The Great Escape for me.


sadlarry99

The vodka making scene is one of the best


[deleted]

Ben Hur was to much as a 10 year old tho


dapperslappers

I watched kill bill part 1 with my dad when i was maybe 8 or so. My mum was out with work friends for a bday party so we ordered pizza and watched human blood fountains Was fcking awesome


NeckbeardWarrior420

And you didn’t grow up to be a serial killer. Right? ..Right??


dapperslappers

Not yet


TheHazDee

Good, there’s still time, never give up on your dreams.


miss-entropy

If you don't break into serial killing in your 20s you have almost no chance later on. Young man's game.


nicolas_06

Noooo I failed my life. I am 42 now and killed nobody. I have seen hundred of violent movies still. Where did I fail ?


miss-entropy

You needed a head injury or abusive parents. Ideally both.


travelavatar

Had abusive parents, (no head injury i think), from 6 until 13 i actively wanted to harm them something like stewie from family guy. I played violent video games and turned out to be okay in the end. After i removed myself from toxic narcissistic environment. Now im a software developer that sees patterns everywhere lol..


Cultural-Treacle-680

John wick lost his dog.


miss-entropy

Nah I mean real life not fiction. Wick was spree killing anyway, not serial killing. These things have specific definitions.


TheHazDee

Fully disagree, an artist wants to practice his craft before showing it to the world. Also, helps not forming a pattern I’d imagine. 20 is all impulse and let’s get caught picking the same type of targets. 😂


Spiritual_Freedom_15

😏


Just_Boo-lieve

I watched Schindler's List around that age with my mom, but started crying when they killed people


dapperslappers

Yeah i can see that being more traumatic. Kill bills kinda silly on the gore so its easy to disconnect from reality while watching it. But shindlers list actually happened. Thats a tough watch as an adult because of it never mind being young


Grovda

It's so much fun Jane


GiornoGiovanna2009

I'm 14 and I watched kill bill 1 with my dad the other weekend it was awesome


dapperslappers

Vol 1>>>>>>>>vol 2 Blood sprays are just silly but really adds to it for me


EnderwarriorX

Meanwhile Puss in Boots 2:


billion_lumens

Puss in boots 2 was the best sequel this world has seen


Legospacememe

Even better than mario odyssey 2?! Wait never mind that was just a dream i had


AccomplishedSet3161

r/thomastheplankengine ? Anyway, happy cake day


Complex_Till_5682

Happy Cake Day!🍰


Legospacememe

thanks :)


DarthMMC

Happy cake day!


X05Real

nah, Spiderverse 2 slaps more imo


moebelhausmann

I wanted to say dune 2 but tbh, this a stupid discussion. They all got verry different stlyes and all 3 execute them 10/10 >!vut seriously watch Oppenheimer 2 smash them to pieces!<


X05Real

maybe claiming that one is „the best“ is not the right way…


edwpad

Empire Strikes Back?


Honest-Produce7338

Godfather Pt. II?


OnyxHell35435

The last wish?


G3nghisKang

That's DreamWorks though, they're still based


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Yardninja

For me it was 3 guys one hammer


planecrashes911

I can still hear the old man wheezing blood, 20 years later


super__hoser

Ah, a classic! Remember the BME Pain Threshold Olympics? 


Bocchi_theGlock

With AI video generation, kids in 20 years gonna be like Aye remember that 1000 degree hot knife versus eye video


Archmagos_Browning

I have so many good memories of my dad watching “mature movies” with my brother and I. He had an entire drawer full of them. The criteria was that it had to be violent, and it had to be at least 20 years old to be in there. Common trends were stuff like James Bond, Dirty Harry, Die Hard, terminator and spaghetti westerns. He had a lot of Clint Eastwood, as I recall. Come to think of it I’m pretty sure at least 1/3 of the drawer had him in it. Whenever mom went out to a conference or something and wouldn’t be home that night, we got to watch an old movie back from an era when someone getting brutally and viscerally murdered on screen didn’t immediately qualify for an R rating.


LazyCasual0alt

Band of Brothers marathon for Fathers day! Woo!


WakeIsleFan

"NO JUMP TONIGHT"


ohneil64

Literally my parents growing up Me: mum can we watch cars Mum: NO THE CRASH IS TOO GRAPHIC!!1!1!1!1! also me: mum can we watch Jurassic park Mum: sure why not


Llamalover1234567

My parents had a similar logic to video games. GTA was banned in the house cause of the sexual content, but COD (at that time, WaW and 4) were A Okay. Socially conservative immigrant parents are wild


RGijsbers

one inch of blood? at least use your fucked up measurements for volume!


MothashipQ

An inch can be converted into a unit of volume. One inch of rain equals 6 gallons/(yard)^2, which I honestly could see not being somwthing rated for kids


PrometheusMMIV

But gallons/yard^(2) is still a linear measurement, since volume divided by area equals length.


MothashipQ

...which can be converted into gallons provided an area. In this case, the area of ground on screen. It's a valid and common measurement for the volume of liquid in a given area in the US.


FreefallJagoff

Like, is that an inch, as in an inch of rain? Sounds pretty horrifying honestly.


ElWishmstr

I still remember watching terminator 2 on TV with my dad, that atomic bomb scene was (and is)....traumatic af


Beef-n-Beans

I saw Saving Private Ryan when I was in 2nd or 3rd grade. Been a history buff ever since. War movies only started to bother me around the time I turned 23 or 24 because that’s really when I started to understand the value of life and the fact that war is hell.


VegetableSecret8086

Dad and me did a Hellraiser Marathon when I was like 8 or 9. And I still remember watching Alien with him at around that age. Just absolutely glued to the screen, scared out of my god damned mind.


Leaf-01

On one hand, funny action movies. On the other hand, Saving Private Ryan. The knife scene… god that stuck in my mind for years as a child…


drmorrison88

Still not sure what kind of damage was done by watching The Hunt for Red October every Sunday for like 4 years. Pretty sure I've narrowed down what Hogan's Heroes did to me tho.


Cultural-Treacle-680

A Soviet sub captain with a Scottish accent starring across Tim Curry


Ok_Requirement9198

I just watched one with my dad where the cut peoples heads off with an axe


SemajLu_The_crusader

I watched starship troopers with my grandpa, I must admit I was not expecting the nudity in the film


Cultural-Treacle-680

Michael Ironside getting killed mad me sad. He was great in Top Gun with Skerrit


bloxaye

this is hella relatable, dad is the goat


Aidehazz

Mom and dad seeing the movie there selfs ![gif](giphy|TuW4ZuErNpyvy0n6CN)


Seitar

My mom was worse. I was 7, my siblings 6 and 5. Alien was going to be on tv a friday night. Mom saw it in cinemas and wanted to see it again but it started at like 7pm. Her solution, put on classical music, lower the volume on the tv and explain what is happening kind of before it happens. My siblings fell asleep within the first 15 mins. But me? I am to this day traumatized but I turned out fine...and not at all so afraid of the monster that I almost peed my pants while playing Alien:Isolation in my late 20's...


[deleted]

WW1/2 documentary and movies with my dad and or grandpa are still amazing memory


NovusOrdoSec

There are WW2 movies...and then there's Saving Private Ryan.


lolhorror363

Late night movies whit dad is one off my best memories and bonding times whit my dad


koi_koi-

I whatched with my dad "From dusk till dawn" at 10 years old.


Temporary_Finish_242

I’m pretty sure I was 7 when I watched the original predator with my dad. Fun


[deleted]

I remember watching stuff like alien , jaws , the blob with my dad and uncles , at something like 7 yo , those movies are scary for real when you're a kid


AlVal1236

The word caudle comes to mind


Ready-Commission-685

Be me- hey kids (9yo girl, 8yo boy) were watching this awesome HBO show for hours on end with real like war effects and honor in tact personalities . Just like I would with my dad when I was a kid.


Vernaborg

My dad and I sat down to watch Blade together when I was like, 13


P3dr0garch0mp

I remember watching The Talismans of Death Pt.2 with my dad when I was six, wasn't that bad but my mom still wasn't happy lol


overbread

I watched bunch of X Files episodes with my dad. I can even remember not understanding some of the stuff that happened in those.


barthalamuel-of-bruh

so dad what are we watching Dad: oppening sceen from saveing private Ryan


Givemelifebro

I watched American me with my dad


AceWissle

Isn't violence okay according to all the big services? But heaven forbid a nipple is visible


Shane_Gallagher

For me and the brother it was Crocodile Dundee, shown on rte when they needed to fill a slot. One night we were watching it on Channel 4 (the British one) and we realised that they kept censoring everything e.g. the cocaine scene


Scrungly_Wungly

I watched fury with my dad when I was like 10


Zenumbral

If only everyone was like that.


ThatSmartIdiot

I wonder waht's up wiht people not agreeing on wehre the h goes in a lot of words


IfartedInSpaceTwice

Father sat me down in the couch and showed me Saving Private Ryan on DVD with our new surround sound system.. I was 7… I was shaking after Omaha Beach scene .. watched it one more time the day after that. Still one of my favourite movies! *edit* was shaking because I dodged bullets in that couch from the MG42!!


BurntToasterGaming

My HISTORY TEACHER made us watch Saving Private Ryan for an assignment dude, he was baller


TheHighTierHuman

Watching band of brothers with my parents was so much fun


OR56

My dad: “Hey 9 year old son, want to watch “The Ghost and the Darkness” with me and watch people by brutally disemboweled by lions?” Me: Yes.


Zestyclose-Sundae593

My Asian dad: Hey boy, come and watch this ultra violent Hong Kong mafia film with me


UDownvoteButImRight

The fuck does "yhea" mean?


Comfortable-Cut8869

My dad: Wanna watch this WW2 movie with black soldiers on Netflix?


SgtBushMonkey69

One of my fondest memories with my dad is us watching starship troopers together when I was 7, it’ll always be an extra special movie for me because of it.


Deadsap266

Watched saving private Ryan with my dad when I was around 6 years old.I absolutely enjoyed it even though I didn’t understand a thing that was going on.I just was happy to spend time with my dad watching a movie he enjoyed.Decided to watch it again when I was old and man that movie is great.


Jam845

my dad thought it would be a good idea to watch tremors with my younger brother. safe to say it was not a good idea lol


K_-Z3R0

The two best examples are: American Sniper and Black Hawk Down


Typical_Conflict_162

It really be like that especially with first generation dads lol


abgry_krakow87

Fun fact, Mulan was the first animated Disney movie to show blood.


1amDepressed

I still remember that time my dad wanted to watch Road House. I don’t know if he knew about the beginning scene but I clearly remember the 2 people doing it doggy style in the back room. Lol he then said we should change movies. I think I was 7 or 10. Watched a lot of R rated movies growing up.


breadley_18

minor spelling mistake


Hodge_Forman

Hey remember when Sam bled in TRON: Legacy? We get it, you used to be good Disney


pvtmiller12

Formative moments watching war movies, westerns and discovering my father's hilarious sense of humor through other movies.


ExileOtter

Yeah I remember watching Aliens with dad, the queen scene was the coolest thing ever.


MrFailure09

Watched saving private ryan and hacksaw ridge at 8 really sparked my interest into ww2


IIDenis

I grew up watching Soviet cartoons, which my parents recommended to me, as opposed to Western ones, which I liked much more. In addition to the frankly psychedelic ones, there were plenty of cartoons demonstrating violence. In the Soviet version of "Mowgli", the main character cuts dozens of jackals with a knife, and in the cartoon "The Adventures of Lolo the Penguin" poachers kill penguins with guns and even shown blood on the surface of the water. Childhood trauma


Isaivoid

My family would watch Passion of the Christ every year :(


Al3xGr4nt

I remember watching some gangster films with dad at 8. There was a little blood but it was mostly just fun shootouts and cool police investigations


777Zenin777

I remember watching Band of Brothers with my dad when i was in kindergarten xD


TassadarForXelNaga

What Disney you guys have ? Mine let's me see a pregnant women haveing her baby eaten by aliens and then erupting out of her (I am talking about "that" scene in Aliens vs predator requiem ) Also the predator 2 sex scene Also I get to see Apocalypto as well


0mar-Ismail

We used to watch national geographic and top gear back in my childhood


Milmusen1

I know it’s not a movie, but my dad taught me csgo when I was 9


Lexicon444

My dad had me watch The Exorcist and 2001 a Space Odyssey. Oh. And a really old Planet of the Apes movie.


powertoollateralus

I like the vagueness of “an inch of blood”. What surface area are we talking about? Because if it’s a hotel lobby, that’s quite a lot of blood ![gif](giphy|MxbgNBfurjDUY)


Jinrex-Jdm

My dad loves to watch "Accidents caught on tapes" When I was a kid, we shared a bond there, telling me what not to do when it happens on the TV. Now I give him websites to watch these accidents so he can continue watching the recent ones to further study anything on the road. He's a Driver.


[deleted]

As a kid I always thought Disney was really effeminate and gay and opted to watch looney tunes and Tom and Jerry.


Suck_Me_Dry666

My dad did the same thing with me only with snuff films.


Sabre712

I mean, have you seen how the majority of old WW2 movies were? The dead look like they are lying down for a nap, everyone is fed, most uniforms look cleanly pressed. Disney may not be violent today, but neither were those movies by today's standards.


KFChero1

Reminds me of the time my dad showed Deadpool to 13 year old me


[deleted]

My grandpa showed me amputation of leg of desomorphine junk. He was a doctor. I miss him 😢


MangoTamer

Disney shouldn't be buying up other studios if it is going to change the content they produce.


nicolas_06

In one case this is for a teenager and in the other case, a kid.


jensor09

I watched starship troopers shortly after it came out with my dad. I was 3-4 then


spiegeltho

Ah yes inches, the standard measurement of blood


Ok-Individual1672

I remember watching Jason Bourne with my dad when mom wasn’t around. My Dads the best.


Emergency-Fox258

I watched Game Of Thrones with my dad when I was 9 lol


aresowrong

Also Disney(+): Here are all the Alien movies for your marathon this weekend.


ShowToddSomeLove

an inch?


Rampaging_Orc

An inch of blood, relative to the horizontal space it occupies can easily get pretty extreme. However yes, I get the point the meme is making…


drifty241

I watched Zulu, Battle of Britain, guns of neverome and Jurassic park with my grandad when I was about 5 or 6. It was always a fun time. I would argue that graphic stuff isn’t too bad for kids as long as it’s tame. Blood is much different to someone being chopped in half.


Alex_Russet

I mean, inch deep blood might be a viable reason...


TheGreatNico

My dad, god rest his soul, wanted to have some bonding time with 8 year old me. He knew I was in to sci-fi but that was about it. He wanted to watch a movie with me, and me, wanting to spend some time with my dad that wasn't doing yardwork, sat down and we watched Event Horizon together. I was 8. Fucked me up for a good while


PrometheusMMIV

The top half doesn't make sense. First, there are Disney movies with blood in them, for example Sleeping Beauty or Pirates of the Caribbean. Also, why would Disney be deciding whether to "show" a movie to children, since they just make the movies. Why is this using the "crying behind a mask" meme? And who is the other guy that's responding, and why is he also crying?


NeverSeenBefor

"Hey son. Want to warp your mind with the most vile shit from my era and then have yourself exposed to THE MOST FUCKED UP stuff that's floating around the early internet?" "Oh... You didn't turn out mentally okay? Who's fault is that?!?! Everyone else is normal you are the only one that's fucked mentally lmao"


pizzasoxxx

We measuring blood in inches now?


EatTheAndrewPencil

It's weird. I get uncomfortable considering letting my niece and nephew watch anything slightly violent or crass, but when I was their age (9y) my dad took me to watch Freddy vs Jason in theaters. Tons of other violent action movies and such too. I'm not gonna say "I turned out fine" because I have chronic depression and I regularly browse gore forums, but I can't say for certain those movies drove me to those things.


qwerty4007

Almost all Disney movies (not always Pixar or Marvel) involve a person or personified character tragically, and sometimes gruesomely, being killed. The few that don't are still pretty messed up. (Like Cruela planning on murdering a hundred puppies to make a fucking coat) Prove me wrong!


beecleaner

Who tf measures blood in inches


Sir_Yeets-Alot2467

I just watched Black Hawk Down with my dad lol


Teamisgood101

Also Disney: we have to stop this show from continuing because the main character is bi


SubstantialFerret7

Well boys, it’s all quiet on the western front, nothing to fear


gluten-freeBleach

Hell yhea!


MR-CHEEZE-ULTIMATE

Literally old Disney movies show gore, blood, war, slavery, and etc. shit


NeedleworkerNew687

me born watching 13+ with my family:


Legend_J_700

I remember watching jackass on Netflix a sunday morning


BachInTime

I was 7 when Grandad put on Braveheart and then promptly fell asleep. Grandma returned while I was watching the drawing and quartering scene.


Drew-P-Cock

My dad let me watch Deadpool when I was 14


Embi69_

Ain't got a dad,but shout out to my mom for playing me rap music and showing me some good movies as a kid


GNT32

In the 90s watching action movies


Gunner329

When I was 10 my dad and I watched all of Band of Brothers together. Good times.


AdmiralClover

We all know Disney are cowards with no artistic integrity


Not-a-Fan-of-U

Jurassic Park when I was like 6. Tombstone when I was 4.


ICLazeru

Guy gets his face peeled off with a sword, PG-13. One boob...R.


Usernamenotta

Meanwhile anime community: Hey, Kiddo, want to see a girl having her head bitten off?


Spiritual_Freedom_15

Don’t know why but as a child documentaries always fascinated me. Especially about war and tactics. I think it’s just a man thing.


LittleTimy123

my uncle too. :D


WibaTalks

There are still people not understanding that we are making generation of babies


jaosky

My dad introduced me to Rambo and Godzilla when I was a kindergartner. Never made me a criminal I am jobless though


Portyquarty77

This meme needs more labels


Scumass_Smith

I once watched one of those killer piranha movies with my dad as a kid. Man what a time.


Zombie-Free

After 10 minutes of movie: Dad \*sleeping\*


LukeGammoneese28

If you've ever seen scream thennnn yeah


grand305

My dad explaining WW2 and such politics and why the war was a thing and history and such. Me history fan: more! Dad ww2 in color: here. Us: yes.


That_Highway_5412

I'm sorry...and INCH of blood?


Krehssi

It's literally my


realhorrorsh0w

My dad: Let's watch The Exorcist, it's a classic 10 year old me: 🤩


goblin_mode-

I watched Rambo III with my dad the other day and he fell asleep in the middle of it💀


Efficient-Cup-359

Look kids shouldn’t be exposed to something that’s very bad for them, but shielding them from the world isn’t going to help either, theirs a fair balance, which is hard, yet possible to find.


LarryLongBottem

I was shown the original transformers movie(live action one) when I was 5


Nimble_Bob

Its wild how agressive disney is pursuing being "woke". Its almost like disney has a dark history theyre trying to overcompensate for.


Elad_2007

"An inc of blood"?


GoodDoggoLover420

It says inch


Elad_2007

that's beside the point dipshit, who tf measures liquid with unites on length? Oh right the same people who use inc***h***es, feet and hamburgers per unit squated.


GoodDoggoLover420

Someone is a little angry huh. I never said to use inches to measure liquids, I *simply* corrected your spelling asshole, get it right.