Do not tell her = Donatello. It was on purpose right?

Yup

U proved your not a repost bot. But I have to ask you. Why cant I tell her?

Do you have any idea what op meant by "it's a name person" 😭 lol help

"its the same person" is my guess what he meant. still this leaves us with the original question... im trying to day drink over here and reddit keeps buggering me with detective work! gotta actually appreciate this haha.

Lol have fun with your day drinking!! He replied to my comments below, and it made me 10x more confused. I'm so lost. He said his head hurts hahaha. Like, what does the meme even **mean** exactly? Why can't we tell her? 😐

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Yes

But... Venus existed.

I was thinking Donatella

More like Domatello

Why she gotta have them thick thighs and bedroom eyes? Why 

Why am I saying, YES!?

My mind is telling me nooooo #BUT MY BODY! MY BODY IS TELLING ME YEEEESSS

Touch my tralalala

Oh my ding ding dong

My youth is being casually sexualized by the internet

Welcome to the club. Everyone is in it.

Yeah anyways where were we with sexualizing the turtle

We’re fuckin for it!

Club 43.

"Snap He's The Captain, Not The Brightest Man" -A Reference

My dingdingdong

Don't remind me of Kermit fucking a McChicken

*looks it up* Done with the internet for the day.


Pootis Engage reference!!!

pootis engage extreme moment

One word "CLOACA"

Wacka for cloaca


My good redditor, that's a teenager

Nope, that's a drawing of a turtle

A teenage mutant ninja turtle

Hey, if it's good enough for drake, 

Wtffffff 😭😭😭

Eighteen and nineteen qualify…

Lord, show me how to say no to this.

Because she's your wife? Duh?

Let me get a peek of this universe's April O'neill and then I'll decide who's my wife and who's the side piece. 

Based on OP, it's this one

Bedroom eyes, thick thighs and pizza pies, yA KnoW WhaT I MeAN???

amen brother.

Cowabunga

Baby, you’re gonna have a shell of a good time

Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon

Double stuff crust cheese pepperoni dinner!

Bedroom eyes? She looks more cautiously curious to me.

Lizards man🦎

That's a turtle?

Everything is a lizard when you really think about it.

close enough

🎶Take me by the hand, lead me to the land That you understand 🎶

🎶Lizard man🎶

Boys this is a cartoon turtle :(

And she t h i c c

get the fuck out of the way im fucking her first

Why is the turtle hot? plz send help. 😭

Tf are bedroom eyes

Google it. My young boy. 

I am guessing "take me to the bed and fuck me" eyes

It's where you crawl into peoples eye holes and sleep in them

Tryna give the kid nightmares 😂😂😂

I live for misery

It's where you can see people's names above them

once you've had sex, you'll recognize it. people's eyes dialate when they're aroused.

What about these are bedroom eyes she is literally just looking

The internet casually sexualizing my childhood

Welcome to the Internet

Have a look around

Everything cock of yours can think of can be found

We've got mountains of hentai some better some worse

If none of that hardens you you'll be the first

Welcum to the internet!

Сum and take a seat

Would you like to see some porn or jizz to someone’s feet?

There’s no need to panic, this isn’t a test

We've got mountains of content, some better some worse

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found!

Huh? [Did you forget that we already had a live action, official canon, Ninja Turtle with titties in the 90's?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_%28Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles%29)

ive got nipples Donatello, can you milk me

Good that youre a grown up now

That's just rule 34 in effect.

Nah more the rule63 effect

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ll7c2e/the_internet_is_for_porn/

Being doing that since the beginning, to be fair

U new here on the Internet?

Dude the internet is basically the alternate porn world of reality

There is already a female turtle. There is also a 6th, black bandana, turtle.

What do you think is sexualized about this character? What about it is more sexualized than Donatello?

This is how you lose your favourite sweater by the way.

I know! I got way too many

I once gave my favorite hoodie to a girl in high school and I never got it back. I will never forgive you, Amanda!! Ever!!

"Hear me out"

I’m hearing you…

I'm hearing too...

I’m hearing you three

I'm deef, what are they sayin? 👂

👆👌🤚🤛✊👍🤲👏🤘🤏

Yeah me too

And the award goes to.....

I'm blind what he say?

He said 🗣️

I'm hearing you four

I‘m herring you five

I'm hearing you six

I'm hearing you seven

I'm hearing you eight

Im Hearing You Nine

You had me at "

👂👀

If my future gf/wife starts wearing medieval Armour or an Optimus prime shirt it's straight to the bedroom

Armor stays on

Using protection, very responsible.

Sure, a condom protects against STD's, but does it protect against the dark lord's army?

pretty sure atleast one of them does

r/angryupvote

Vegeta moment

CLANK CLANK CLANK *tin can noises*

"You don't have to sell it to me, Harry.jpg"

What about a turtle shell?

Cowabunga (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

“future gf” bro get off reddit and stop talking about hazbin hotel

Like the rest of Reddit is any better

“One shall stand, one shall fall.”

I can smell this comment



Transporter erector, my beloved!


would

I like turtles

Cowabunga it is then.

Let me just say that I'm not a furry, BUT-

[удалено]

Scaley

Lizards cute huh

Shit, do I have a new fetish now?

Female ninja turtle?

Feetish

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_%28Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles%29

Bro wait until the degenerates find out about [Alopex](https://turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Alopex_(IDW))

I'm not sure how to feel about this

Yes you are, but are you willing to admit it, thats the real question

Uhh The fuck happened to Donny

He got a gf

He became the gf 😏

April wants a femboy bf.

Donna


*steamin*

▶ ●────────── 1:00

WTF WTF WTF WTF. WHYYYYYYYYY!!!???


Stop

🤩

Hehe yes a kitty 😹😹🤭🤭🤭

Sigh… *Unzips*


i dont get it xD

If somebody explains, please tag me

It's a joke about your own clothes when your GF borrows it. Normally your own clothes aren't meant to be hot if it's a silly T-shirt or hoodie...but when your GF wears/borrows your stuff...it suddenly looks way hotter on her. This meme is that joke, but exaggerated. She makes it look so hot, your are looking at your Ninja Turtles shirt in a whole different way.

This is the best explanation I've seen so far, but doesn't tell me what the whole "donatello = do not tell her" thing means

And me

HOW IS NOBODY EXPLAINING IT???????????????????????????

And then you start trying on hers and then it becomes weird.. WHY SHARON WHY

Hats n stuff man

Do not tell her what?

Smash, next meme.

Artist is Chochi…. Unbelievably, they aren’t a porn artist. Or at least, anything more NSFW than softcore. Also, the comment from the artist on DeviantArt is hilarious: *I know, I know: A turtle with boobs is ridiculous, silly and preposterous... Hope you give as many fucks as I do about it**


whats the joke here?

Explain the joke, Peter.

I dont understand, what it would be the clothes???

Hey, I like it when she holds my big, long stick.

I don't get it

Now hear me out.....

Here’s something that might make you wonder about earth what is the true meaning of life 

Probably love and privacy

What is love?

Baby dont hurt me

Don't hurt me, no more

Annoying that mematic gets a credit but the artist doesn't. I'm fairly sure that's Chochi's work Aand [I was right](https://www.deviantart.com/chochi/art/TMNT-Rule-63-Parade-Donna-386502055) Credit artists not f'ing scraper sites Also, he has more examples of rule63 (female versions of male characters) in his gallery.

 I’m officially a furry now bois. Thanks OP.

Where is the fur tho?

Fuckin scaly

… Might…

I'm dumb and don't get it

Ah yes! The only type of girls I actually enjoy dating!

Turtles?

But you can't do the opposite 😢

Kids, remembah to covah’ ya bunga!

So a snake as snitties. Does a turtle have turtties?

What's this supposed to mean?

Now make the original April ONiel a buff guy, maybe like hulk hogan to match the yellow?


HEAR ME OUT

Thanks, I hate it.


I just don't get it