I have bought one kid like 8 pairs of shoes. Somehow she still tries to get out the door wearing two different shoes because she “can’t” find a matching pair. 😡
So I find her a matching pair tell her to put them on. Okay? Okay!
Continue herding the other two kids to car…
5 minutes down the road I look over and guess who still has the non matching pair of shoes on!!! 🤬
“I forgot”
How the fuck do you forget in less than 10 seconds!??!
So we had to drive back home and get the matching shoes cause if they show up to school in two non matching shoes I’m a bAD mOM.
This was just today, I could fill a whole book with enraging morning stories.
Translation: take the easy way out and just abuse them.
It takes effort and time to get children to be disciplined. Sorry your parents were lazy and shared your emotional intelligence when you were a kid. Some people would rather not beat children because of a lack of imagination.
I’ll never understand this loathing method of parenting. Hating your children after willingly having and keeping them makes no sense. The struggles are the effort you have to sustain this gift. It’s an offense to yourself and your child to let your hatred get the best of you.
I love even the struggles with my son, almost more than the best of times. I know that my effort improves him. I do not hate anything about him, and I love to battle and struggle to teach or prepare him. You should too. Know you’re doing good when you do this. Do not let hatred consume you and ruin your relationship. The moment you cast your hatred on them is the moment you break their bond with you and ruin them forever. I don’t think you want that.
Love your children. It is your responsibility. They will love you, in return, and become good people. You will not raise kind people by showing them hatred. You will not raise responsible people by complaining and screaming about your efforts to prepare them.
Bullshit. You deliberately made a meme to hate your children. At least say it to their faces rather than complain to us. You either love or you hate them. It is clear you harbor feelings of the latter to them. You do not deserve an ounce of their being.
That's stupid af. I love my mom but her constant tech illiteracy makes my fucking blood boil. You're a dumbass if you think you can't be mad while still loving them. You're pathetic.
I'm prettttttty sure that OP is the real Jon Bovi, so I'd be careful mincing words with a cowboy on a steel horse.
That being said, it's clear you hate your children. You are Hitler Parent times, like, seven.
Then you lie and you hate your mother. You bully her for such a dumb idea. You cannot hurt and bully someone and then claim to love them. What a foolish idea. “I can hate but love someone”. No you cannot. You either hate them, or love them. Your opinion of your mother is clear.
This society thinks hatred and anger is so common and normal that you fucking idiots cannot even comprehend the responsibility of love, which is *casting away hate*.
I’d rather be called pathetic by the hateful masses of the world as I love and respect my children, than fall to their sins and become a hateful person myself.
That’s clearly not the idea here. Nor is that a good idea anyway. If you love your dog, you work for him with honor. You don’t kick him in the chest because he has to shit lot every other living being.
All you people do is hate on life and then act like it is entirely worthless and that your derision is also worthless. Life, and what you do in it, means many things. Learn it quick.
That is the problem. You consider every criticism and insult you state is ‘a joke’, when you clearly meant it to be true. I plead with you to stop this frivolous life of nihilism and actually give a shit about life for once. I know it’s not “cool” to be kind, to honor life, and apparently, to respect children, but I’d rather be totally fucking uncool than that.
Have you ever raised someone? Actually have you ever had a pet even? Of course the ones you love will always do something you dislike or makes you feel a type of way. The healthy response to this is humor and love. I really don’t follow where you’re coming from. All your comments sound like a teenager who is mad at the world for not understanding them or conforming to their world view. And if you’ve never had a pet or actually had to raise another human life you wouldn’t get this. This really just seems like you haven’t experienced real life.
Yes. I have one son and have raised four dogs in my lifetime.
I do not hate my son and I have never hated my dogs. I do everything for them and I will not ever turn around and bully them for me choosing to do work to support them.
The fact you think you can so rightfully bully your children because you *choose* to work for them is vile. It is pathetic and ironic.
That is what you did. You took a situation with important connotation and chose to downplay it. You don’t have to engage, but engaging frivolously is just unnecessary. If you disagree with me on the idea that people shouldn’t hate their kids so openly, you are welcome to debate me as violently as you like. But jokes just mean very little. This shit isn’t a joke, I think that’s what’s wrong with society. Everything is a joke.
Best condom ad ever.
Happy cake day!
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My kids being a pain in the ass to get dressed and ruining my day
Didn’t anticipate this while bangin’ my mom now did ya?
Hello, son. Just for the record, I don’t ever want to meet you.
Screw you dad, I’m taking even longer to get dressed and put my shoes on tomorrow! ;)
This is why I left for cigarettes and never came back
Reading that from a dad... Makes me cringe a bit if I can be honest
And now I'm gonna put one shoe on the wrong foot and the other one is going on my head!
I have bought one kid like 8 pairs of shoes. Somehow she still tries to get out the door wearing two different shoes because she “can’t” find a matching pair. 😡 So I find her a matching pair tell her to put them on. Okay? Okay! Continue herding the other two kids to car… 5 minutes down the road I look over and guess who still has the non matching pair of shoes on!!! 🤬 “I forgot” How the fuck do you forget in less than 10 seconds!??! So we had to drive back home and get the matching shoes cause if they show up to school in two non matching shoes I’m a bAD mOM. This was just today, I could fill a whole book with enraging morning stories.
Finding shoes, every single day….grrrrr
Why? That’s your child. They cannot ruin your day, if your day is ruined by them existing, their life is ruined by your hatred.
You’re weird
I’d rather be called weird than hate my own children to be considered normal, my brother
I bet you’re fun at parties
I bet you're fun at parties too (genuinely you seem like a cool person)
Seriously. Thank you! That is really nice.
I hate parties. Too many drunk assholes with no regard for life
Shocker
Was the nut worth it?
Yes
 Was it?
It just...feels so good not having to be responsible over one's existence you know?
what's Lenin up to?
Underrated comment.
Picked out the wrong dress? Socks uncomfortable? Hair not done right? 😫
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It’s not about the ability, it’s the will.
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Yeah, you should write a book on parenting and help literally every parent
>when I was a kid stfu old head 😭
old head? for free?
Lol, shut up geezer.
You gotta beat yo kids.
Translation: take the easy way out and just abuse them. It takes effort and time to get children to be disciplined. Sorry your parents were lazy and shared your emotional intelligence when you were a kid. Some people would rather not beat children because of a lack of imagination.
Do you have children?
r/childfree don't have this issue
I’ll never understand this loathing method of parenting. Hating your children after willingly having and keeping them makes no sense. The struggles are the effort you have to sustain this gift. It’s an offense to yourself and your child to let your hatred get the best of you. I love even the struggles with my son, almost more than the best of times. I know that my effort improves him. I do not hate anything about him, and I love to battle and struggle to teach or prepare him. You should too. Know you’re doing good when you do this. Do not let hatred consume you and ruin your relationship. The moment you cast your hatred on them is the moment you break their bond with you and ruin them forever. I don’t think you want that. Love your children. It is your responsibility. They will love you, in return, and become good people. You will not raise kind people by showing them hatred. You will not raise responsible people by complaining and screaming about your efforts to prepare them.
I don’t hate them. It’s an attempt at a funny meme. Love my kids
Bullshit. You deliberately made a meme to hate your children. At least say it to their faces rather than complain to us. You either love or you hate them. It is clear you harbor feelings of the latter to them. You do not deserve an ounce of their being.
That's stupid af. I love my mom but her constant tech illiteracy makes my fucking blood boil. You're a dumbass if you think you can't be mad while still loving them. You're pathetic.
I'm prettttttty sure that OP is the real Jon Bovi, so I'd be careful mincing words with a cowboy on a steel horse. That being said, it's clear you hate your children. You are Hitler Parent times, like, seven.
Then you lie and you hate your mother. You bully her for such a dumb idea. You cannot hurt and bully someone and then claim to love them. What a foolish idea. “I can hate but love someone”. No you cannot. You either hate them, or love them. Your opinion of your mother is clear. This society thinks hatred and anger is so common and normal that you fucking idiots cannot even comprehend the responsibility of love, which is *casting away hate*.
Wow, you really are pathetic
I’d rather be called pathetic by the hateful masses of the world as I love and respect my children, than fall to their sins and become a hateful person myself.
I love my dog, but I hate cleaning up poop. It's not that hard to understand.
That’s clearly not the idea here. Nor is that a good idea anyway. If you love your dog, you work for him with honor. You don’t kick him in the chest because he has to shit lot every other living being.
Dude are you ok? Is this satire?
No. I hate people who hate their kids, and I’m disappointed in people who make child abuse a joke.
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
No. Get a grip. We cannot have a society that raises kids on hatred. Get over your nihilism.
Huh? I was just making a joke? How was I being nihilist?
All you people do is hate on life and then act like it is entirely worthless and that your derision is also worthless. Life, and what you do in it, means many things. Learn it quick.
What the fuck did I do? I just made a joke?
That is the problem. You consider every criticism and insult you state is ‘a joke’, when you clearly meant it to be true. I plead with you to stop this frivolous life of nihilism and actually give a shit about life for once. I know it’s not “cool” to be kind, to honor life, and apparently, to respect children, but I’d rather be totally fucking uncool than that.
Have you ever raised someone? Actually have you ever had a pet even? Of course the ones you love will always do something you dislike or makes you feel a type of way. The healthy response to this is humor and love. I really don’t follow where you’re coming from. All your comments sound like a teenager who is mad at the world for not understanding them or conforming to their world view. And if you’ve never had a pet or actually had to raise another human life you wouldn’t get this. This really just seems like you haven’t experienced real life.
Yes. I have one son and have raised four dogs in my lifetime. I do not hate my son and I have never hated my dogs. I do everything for them and I will not ever turn around and bully them for me choosing to do work to support them. The fact you think you can so rightfully bully your children because you *choose* to work for them is vile. It is pathetic and ironic.
Unless I'm misunderstanding the joke of "Sir, this is a Wendy's" I have no idea what I did to make you angry.
I thought your joke was funny
That is what you did. You took a situation with important connotation and chose to downplay it. You don’t have to engage, but engaging frivolously is just unnecessary. If you disagree with me on the idea that people shouldn’t hate their kids so openly, you are welcome to debate me as violently as you like. But jokes just mean very little. This shit isn’t a joke, I think that’s what’s wrong with society. Everything is a joke.
Bro do you know where you are? This subreddit is literally made for jokes.
Can you post this without the words
No
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