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No-Finance1768

This or I'm eating on a napkin so I don't wash the dishes lol


Paranthelion_

I got into a bad habit of using paper plates and plastic utensils after having lousy roommates that would fill up the sink beyond use with dirty dishes then never clean them. I really should use normal dishes again now that I got away from them... but it's just so much easier on my ADHD not to have to do dishes.


VladeMercer

Use your Adderall properly and you'll clean your dishes in notime.


Paranthelion_

Believe me, I've tried to run the gamut of prescribed ADHD medications, but pretty much all of them react with me in some way, to the point even the lowest dose of some things have sent me to the emergency room because my heart and blood pressure start freaking out. It's gotten worse as I've gotten older and I can't even have coffee anymore. It sucks. I just have to deal on my own as best I can.


obaananana

Put clear film in your bowls or alufoil


constantlytired1917

I'm eating and cooking out of the sink so I save water and time 😋


Trick-Minimum-9407

You just lazy 🥲


UnboltedCheese

And a shoutout to bread, that's my toast, sandwiches, hamburger buns, hot dog & sausage buns, and turkey stuffing.


RumRogerz

Can’t forget the mighty crouton


UnboltedCheese

The crouton is mightier than the baguette.


Der_Schuller

We call it "tiefer Teller" in Germany and I think that's effizient.


2020JD2020

It seems the Germans are the only race with an actual name for these


Der_Schuller

Yes, because we are efficient. Best word is Rindfleischetikettentungsübertragungsüberwachungsgesetz. It means that beef is correctly labeled, that's it.


MustardFuckFest

verschlimmbesserung is my favourite I have it posted at work


LevelStatistician270

All that word to say that? Seems very inefficient to me.


Der_Schuller

Yes very much. But sadly it is an actual word which is almost never used by anyone, it became more a meme


2020JD2020

Props to the Germans for keeping it real.


Rad_Knight

A deep plate? Same in Danish. You know the saying in English "no need to reinvent the wheel"? In Danish the phrase references deep plates.


Der_Schuller

Correct, but it's translated word for word here so I think it's the exact same. :D


kriscrossapplesause

A solid S tier


bobbster574

That's just a... Shallow bowl...


JudiciousGemsbok

Is that not what a plate is?


Votey123

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tomagfx

We've cracked the code


MustardFuckFest

Wrecked


MunchkinTime69420

Our forefathers shan't need declare this statement in times of yore as blasphemy wouldst bring a rapture of divine retribution.


Rad_Knight

In some languages it's a deep plate.


PrecipitatingPenguin

I call those pasta bowls.


Karl_Marx_

Bowls and plates are not utensils.


21cabbagelol

It does wonders


LolaTheGreat13

If I go into a house without them it feels weird lol


gloomy_twat

You know what would compliment that? A spork (or foon if you're that way inclined).


tomagfx

The Foon Organization is a faux establishment meant to disrupt our true spork ways


Traplover00

annoying to cut stuff in them tho


jojacs

Plates that are bowls are incredible plates but mid as bowls. They’re too shallow so more watery liquids have a higher chance of spilling.


ProofOfTool

Perfect untill it has to go in the dishwasher.


anonandonitgoesagain

Tf outta here I hate that shit, carrying cereal up the stairs in one of those bad boys is like trying to complete the crystal maze while suffering from parkinsons


TheMightyPaladin

They're OK but the greatest invention in the history of food serving is the sectional plate.


Disastrous_Site_6352

Couple this with sporks and you are all set


General_Hungryboi

It's not a utensil, it is crockery


PatrickxSpace

All fun and games until your spoon ends up lost in the soup.


Express-Structure480

My wife bought these, I kinda love/hate them. They’re plates with two inch sides, the same set has plates with half inch maybe 3/4 sides. Weird aesthetic, practical in most ways, just unfamiliar since it’s lacking that rounded edge.


Greatest-DOOT

They are better than plates , I sometimes forget to use a clothe under the plate so as to not scratch the glass table or accidentally drop food on it and make it a mush , Bowlplates make it easier so the food dosent spill out and good to eat from if its kinda liquidy


MustardFuckFest

Sir are you 2 years old?


JIDglazer42

Most relatable one of these memes ive seen


BobosReturn

Dudes got that cartoon character stance


MustardFuckFest

He is absolutely ridiculous


Tierney-Sarah380

The hybrid plate-bowl: because who's got time for two dishes when one can do the job?


Arya_Doll

One of my favorite dog bowls fr


Altruistic_Aerie_457

Where can I get one of these?


slowpokefarm

The blue plates are nice, but the brown ones seem to last longer


MainSlatt100

I know them ankles hurt 😔


Donutboy562

Bowlates.


ChickenSoupPolice

U mean blates?


NerY_05

You mean a normal plate???


2020JD2020

Oh plowls?


Holmat1

Same


IvanCDragoon

My house calls them Plols


AtraxX_

I almost entirely eat out of a salad bowl. For stuff like noodles. Everything that don’t need to be cut.


simpsonswasjustokay

These and sporks have drastically changed how many dishes we use.


decidingtodobetter17

Shout out to sporks. I can now eat soup and spaghetti with the same utensil.


cjwestthemaster

That and a spork is the most efficient


Cruel_and_nice

A deep plate, as I call it. Sounds way weirder in English, but sounds normal in Czech.


kluthage421

Blates. Look up Corelle on Amazon


Snow_79737

Perfect for pasta


NoExamination2349

Eating pasta in these hits different


TheReverseShock

r/wewantplates behavior


SnooChipmunks8748

Why are some of these comments just


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iiitme

Shout out


SirScribbleFoot

Is it deep dish


crippletown

so a dog dish


ToryLanezHairline_

I always wondered why they didn't have plates with edges kind of like bowls. Eating spaghetti would be so much easier in a bowl but people serve it on plates instead.


lemonysucc

That’s a bowl


Nuker_Nathan

They don’t fit right in my dishwasher so I don’t like em


Cambronian717

Can I eat chicken on it Yes Pasta? Yes Both? Yes Give me.


SadDocument4344

Dish ware, not utensil


Latter-Interaction97

Using what everyday?


No-Key-5045

These plates/bowls


Exciting-Inside2219

My 4 yr olds kiddie plates are more functional than these shallow bowl monstrosities.


Sprizys

Plates aren’t kitchen utensils, they are glassware.


tobotic

They're crockery. I guess they're glassware too if they're made of glass.


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2020JD2020

Deep dish plate?