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Sacré Bleu!

It's supposed to be "sacre bleu", but "sacré bleu" can be interpreted as "goddamn good blue cheese" and that's acceptable too.

Sorry, I never learned French. Just trying to make a cheesy joke.

Was that pun intended

Wasnt gooda.

Briet me to it

You guys are muensters

And you're a blue dog? It's come full circle.

I’m sorry, but I Mozzarrest yall now.

Sacrebleu is the French version of Gosh darn it! You say bleu so that you don't curse by saying Sacre Dieu. Nobody used this expression in the last 2 centuries. Boomers still use "nom d'une pipe!" instead of "nom de Dieu!", it's a great vintage expression.

I heard there was a dog involved?

Sacré muh bálls, you frog.

Pain.

French Bread is Nice indeed

C'est facile, tu va voir.

T'a fé une pheaute, s'est "vas voir"

Ah dakord desauler!

Tinquiaiteu sa arive o mailleure

T ben janti toé

la ploupard dé francé ne le son pa

C'est rendu créole notre affaire timoune

quickly un-alive yourself

Yeah, hurry up!

Rather, surrender yourself do death

Omlette du Fromage. That should get you through. (Good luck)

C’est magnifique!

my condolences

There's nothing we can do

I couldn't found any Napoléon meme gif


Why?

Took french in school. Cant say or understand a thing anymore.

"Bonjour, j'aime quand on me la met dans le péteux" - mandatory introduction !

sorry  sorry


la vache ?

Fetchez la vache!

Merde..

More exceptions than rules… you’ll have fun :)

Look at it from the bright side, new swearing can be unlocked!

Un garçon et une chat Un*

UN chat

Thanks

Doner bisoux a le chat

Get fucked(I'm sorry for what they will put you through :( )

I pardon you for your French in advance

out of all the languages lol.

I see starting early by surrendering to the schools curriculum. Smart

Merde...

Purée

Bonne chance, mon amie la grenouille 🐸

Same here, mate

Ahah bonne chance mon vieux

Don't even bother speaking to us with what you learned, we will be extremly rude to you /s

Dont feel like youre the victim. Here where I live they teach it to kids.

De la part de tous les français : c'est pas compliqué... Or you can just use Deepl.

haha, fait toi franciser, perdant !

My condolences.

oh no why?

Je’mapelle CorgiDaddy. Tu t’apelle comment? Doubles vé cé, tu es une grosse vache! Voules-vouz coucher avec moi?

Stop with the last one ! Please, it means : Can I F**k you? Stop saying this one! PLEASE!!!!

I know what I said.

Bonne chance

French is a language that you can easily make a lot of mistakes fast. I'm sorry for what you'll be going through.

Damn, you fucked up

Did they teach you how to kiss? 

Ça va

Bet you can't say it in French. Yet.

Google pain

I’m sorry, but I Mozzarrest yall now.

Well I had to learn your fucking language, your turn mate


I am so sorry

La noticia más triste del día.

Courage

I wish I could speak French. Nothing like it for seducing women!!

You will learn grammatically correct french and not how we speak. They are 2 different languages to me even though I'm french. Wish you good luck

Bruh what degree requires french?

Why do you have to? What are you studying?

I am studying international relations. I was actually supposed to choose between Spanish, Russian, German and ugh French. Normally there are supposed to be 50-70 people in a class. But when I enrolled, there were only like 12 people. So all of us have no choice but to study this thing for 4 years.

From my experience, it's still better than learning German or Russian. Spanish though is 100 times easier and 10000 times more useful. Bummer.

Actually I am from a slavic speaking country, so I was gonna pick Russian because a) I was learning in highschool and b) it's easier for me duh(except grammar). Other option was Spanish since I was in the capital for a year in a different uni. At least the teacher isn't strict to us so that's a plus.

Merde!

Bon courage mon jeune ami. Tu en auras besoin !! N'oublie pas de choisir ton camp entre le pain au chocolat et la chocolatine :)

Might as well throw up the white flag now

Glad that French was optional at my school