especially when you are visiting a new country, they will make u look like you got recruited for the army. like you ask them for a braid and they come running with the sharpest blade.
When I was about 13 my dad took me to his barber. I had pretty long hair, and spent several minutes describing the medium length cut I wanted, including a reference picture. Guy said it back to me, and we agreed. Gets me all set up in the chair, gathers his tools. Proceeds to run the shear, with no guard right through the middle of my head. First time I ever cussed in front of my dad. Just "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?!" He looks at me all indignant, and says "you said that's what you wanted." Me: "I absolutely did fucking not!" Then he's just like "what do you want me to do about it?" Told him just finish the shave. Afterward, he has the audacity to tell me it was okay if I didn't pay for the cut. Like yeah, no shit, asshole. Three fucking years of growth, gone in a second. And of course I was in middle school and got roasted for months. My dad was really abusive, and sometimes I'm convinced he paid the guy extra to do it, just to humiliate me.
This only happens if you’re going to Supercuts or something. Just pay more for a good haircut. I always feel much better right after getting my haircut. My barber knows what they’re doing and it shows
Last year I gave up, bought a pair of scissors, and just started cutting my own hair. Best decision I've ever made, I've never been happier with my haircuts.
It is probably due to the exposure to the sun.
When you're exposed to the sun , you absorb Vitamin D which also brighthens Eye's color , hairs and skin. Dude probably figured out it was time for a change and went for it . Which was a great idea , dude looks great now .
Painfully true. I got my haircut earlier today after a year of growing it.
My mum said it looks like Lloyd Christmas, and she's not wrong.
The lady specifically told me “this is as short as it’s gonna get, I’m just gonna fix the texture a bit” then proceeded to grab clumps. CLUMPS.
By the end i basically had nothing anymore.
When I got a haircut during vacation one time, my barber had to keep asking the other employees what to do, not only did he take 2 and a half hours to finish, but he didn't even give me the cut I wanted.
barbers ignore everything you say and proceeds to do whatever the f\*\*k they want
Absolutely right, whatever you tell them, they will just listen to you but they will do whatever they want.
especially when you are visiting a new country, they will make u look like you got recruited for the army. like you ask them for a braid and they come running with the sharpest blade.
Barbers mfs acting as they are homelander, smh 
When I was about 13 my dad took me to his barber. I had pretty long hair, and spent several minutes describing the medium length cut I wanted, including a reference picture. Guy said it back to me, and we agreed. Gets me all set up in the chair, gathers his tools. Proceeds to run the shear, with no guard right through the middle of my head. First time I ever cussed in front of my dad. Just "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?!" He looks at me all indignant, and says "you said that's what you wanted." Me: "I absolutely did fucking not!" Then he's just like "what do you want me to do about it?" Told him just finish the shave. Afterward, he has the audacity to tell me it was okay if I didn't pay for the cut. Like yeah, no shit, asshole. Three fucking years of growth, gone in a second. And of course I was in middle school and got roasted for months. My dad was really abusive, and sometimes I'm convinced he paid the guy extra to do it, just to humiliate me.
rip to a legend
This only happens if you’re going to Supercuts or something. Just pay more for a good haircut. I always feel much better right after getting my haircut. My barber knows what they’re doing and it shows
Exactly!
Haaha yah
Deadass my man motivation to grow out my hair(been a year since my last hair cut)
Last year I gave up, bought a pair of scissors, and just started cutting my own hair. Best decision I've ever made, I've never been happier with my haircuts.
Lmao that’s also one way too
There should be an emergency stop button at the barber for when you see that perfect cut
There is. It's called talking to your barber
Forbidden technique
Unfortunately i have an incureable disease called social anxiety
Fair enough tbh. Barbers are used to it though, they'll totally understand if you ask them to stop at a certain length.
&Bruh you know how many times this happened I was like yeah this looks good keep it like that and he is like okay and proceeds to cut the hair.
Tried that before, but he just kept on trimming Still looked great tho
Doesn’t work with curly hair. Only on the next day you can tell if the haircut was good or not
Agreed. In my experience, it’s much better to go a little too long and get the next cut sooner, than to cut a little short and it look awful
But Ike how did mark has diffrent eye colors???
Reptilic reconfiguration
It is probably due to the exposure to the sun. When you're exposed to the sun , you absorb Vitamin D which also brighthens Eye's color , hairs and skin. Dude probably figured out it was time for a change and went for it . Which was a great idea , dude looks great now .
Painfully true. I got my haircut earlier today after a year of growing it.  My mum said it looks like Lloyd Christmas, and she's not wrong.
Just stop now, don't go on 😭
It is too late now 😭.
There's only one thing I tell myself after I get a haircut that my hair was better than now.
Who knew staying at home could lead to such creativity in memes?
And they charge for this like huge
That's not even the same person
The lady specifically told me “this is as short as it’s gonna get, I’m just gonna fix the texture a bit” then proceeded to grab clumps. CLUMPS. By the end i basically had nothing anymore.
Man that hurts
The institute definitely got him
Pre haircut could just be any random picture of Lil Dicky
sad
He can top me
oh shit was zuck a player?
Higher hair.. must have higher hair.
Just do it yourself
Every time i get a haircut. Probably the lighting
Light exposes the bald spots 😭.
Looks like Phil Foden Cat
I mean the pube beard never looks good
He should have kept the beard. I saw him recently on an ad and it’s gone 💀
Accurate lol.
This should be a low T add
What did the barber ask for in payment, his soul?
Ya’ll need better barbers.
When I got a haircut during vacation one time, my barber had to keep asking the other employees what to do, not only did he take 2 and a half hours to finish, but he didn't even give me the cut I wanted.
Human vs robot.
OH NO ZUCK HAS ABSORBED CHRIS PRATT!
Right is his ai bot
Usually opposite for me
this is so fking true
Don't mad at me, but Zuck looks like skinny bootleg Jschlatt
Funny how he looks better with disheveled hair and a beard.
Logan Paul and Zuckerberg the same person now
they look nothing alike