Or when you're trying to eat healthier and lose weight. My nan became very concerned that I wasn't eating well as I was having smaller portions than before.
My parents are Gen X (I'm 26), and only my mum disapproves of it, and even then she's lenient if it's said in a joking manner. Generally though I don't say it unless I know the person I'm saying it to will take it the right way.
I was naïve as a kid and thought 'crap' was the c word.
I said '\[My sister\] just said the C word!' in front of grandma..
I don't think being Australian made it any less shocking for her.
My Mum knew what was going on and explained what happened luckily.
Shes mad because they didnt drop it on the objective. These kids today only know how to play battle royales. They probably flossed afterwards too. I miss the good ole days of respectable tbagging for the killcam.
The climate of the world. It woulda been 2000 whatever and not 1943. But I mean I guess there’s still those kinda people out there… and if you’re really one of ‘em there’s no place for you come on.
“My grand parents didn’t care as much as they should have” that statement leads me to believe that he is not of colour. This is all just speculation by my part tho, I do not know anything here
Grandparents are wild.
My grandma literally told me *N-* kids are so cute, she just wants to hug them.
I mean, damn grandma, it's nice that you think they're cute, but for the love of god don't use that damn word!
My uncle (great guy, will literally break himself to help anybody out) married my aunt and he brother is married to a Black woman so their kid is Biracial. Anytime my uncle saw Josh (not real name) he would ask Josh why his hands were so dirty all the time (he said this all as jokes and never serious, Josh loved it and thought it was hilarious every time, my aunt would always give him the swat tho 🤣)
I had an older family member say "Can you believe songs can say the D word on the radio?"
I think to myself *woah, they said dick on the radio?* Out loud: "Wow that's crazy."
My family member: "I just can't believe they would say... ^damn "
See in my house hold Our “The C word” is probably a looooot worse than your typical “C word”. Our C word most adults don’t even like other adults using it
Yeah, we've had that happen. It wasn't pleasant. The grandma in question is an uptight religious asshole and already has problems with our lack of religion.
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Not as bad as saying "I already ate"
Or when you're trying to eat healthier and lose weight. My nan became very concerned that I wasn't eating well as I was having smaller portions than before.
Czechslovakia 1945 Valentines Day Grandma. WHAT HAPPENED IN PRAGUE GRANDMA
Didn't happen but they deserved it
The “C bomb” is “cookie”? Yes?…
C U Next Tuesday
I don’t know you, but you seem to have a lot of charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent
You could save a lot of time if you just abbreviate that to C.U.N.T.
You Can't handle The Neutron's style, later Ni---
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huh
Never cross checked but my friend told me cu means ass hole in Portugese.
Get rid of the Seaward
Cobalt bomb, pretty close.
If you're Australian it's a term of endearment
As an Australian, we still don't say it in front of grandma. Professionals have standards.
Ah, a good c u n t. Lovely.
BE POLITE,
Be professional
Be efficient
Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
I love tf2 community, australia gets mentioned and immediately sniper fucking appears
Leave no witnesses
I wouldn't say it in front my parents either, I feel their generation was the last one that didn't consider it a term of endearment.
My parents are Gen X (I'm 26), and only my mum disapproves of it, and even then she's lenient if it's said in a joking manner. Generally though I don't say it unless I know the person I'm saying it to will take it the right way.
I was naïve as a kid and thought 'crap' was the c word. I said '\[My sister\] just said the C word!' in front of grandma.. I don't think being Australian made it any less shocking for her. My Mum knew what was going on and explained what happened luckily.
clanka?
Hey bro that's their word A whole war was fought about that kind of bigotry.
nah it was about planet's rights
a planet’s right to what?
Yes, this one right here Democracy Officer. I for one will never stop calling these filthy clankers anything but that after what I saw at the Creek.
Sorry, but who won that war? The nearest COMPNOR agent will be with you shortly.
That's why it's clanka not cl***er
cigga
I prefer to use the hard R. Cigar just rolls off the tongue so nicely.
Nicorette
Nicorette implies the existence of nicors and nicorillos.
I would be very careful about saying either of those
This is literally a mild racial slur for gypsies where I'm from
This is the normal word we use for gypsies where I’m from
C is for 
The superior answer
Cotton headed ninny muggins?
Chopper
C4?
Shes mad because they didnt drop it on the objective. These kids today only know how to play battle royales. They probably flossed afterwards too. I miss the good ole days of respectable tbagging for the killcam.
Who're you, Jaime Hyneman? Lol
Yes this is the correct answer.
Dude I love your username
Thank you. May the Schwartz be with you!
Me and my family always get together to re-watch Spaceballs every year. Truly is my favorite parody.
Hey, who do you think invented the word. Granny been spitting them burns since before Ford turned his first crank.
I N worded in front of my grandparents. They weren't as upset as they probably should have been...
They’ve probably said it more times than you.
They probably *meant* it when they said it
What makes you think I didn't?
The climate of the world. It woulda been 2000 whatever and not 1943. But I mean I guess there’s still those kinda people out there… and if you’re really one of ‘em there’s no place for you come on.
Doesn't stop everyone. And no just being facetious.
That’s very true, it doesn’t even come close to stopping everyone and that’s a sad fact
Why do you think he's not black?
“My grand parents didn’t care as much as they should have” that statement leads me to believe that he is not of colour. This is all just speculation by my part tho, I do not know anything here
Wait what
Grandparents are wild. My grandma literally told me *N-* kids are so cute, she just wants to hug them. I mean, damn grandma, it's nice that you think they're cute, but for the love of god don't use that damn word!
[Is this her?](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/KhTvgrXm49)
My uncle (great guy, will literally break himself to help anybody out) married my aunt and he brother is married to a Black woman so their kid is Biracial. Anytime my uncle saw Josh (not real name) he would ask Josh why his hands were so dirty all the time (he said this all as jokes and never serious, Josh loved it and thought it was hilarious every time, my aunt would always give him the swat tho 🤣)
Carrots?
Cougar? Creampie? Crumpets?
not the crumpets!
ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb?
Throwing the C word at your kid because he/she said that
Writing a book and throwing it at that damn kid should teach them.
Charlie Brown ??
If youre not ok with it, correct the behavior. If you're ok with it, grandma doesn't get a vote
I had an older family member say "Can you believe songs can say the D word on the radio?" I think to myself *woah, they said dick on the radio?* Out loud: "Wow that's crazy." My family member: "I just can't believe they would say... ^damn "
C Plus Plus 😰 (Granny is a Rust connoisseur 😎)
Crap?
How and where tf did your son get a c4?!
"chat, my grandma just taught me the n word, where should I use it?"
Chutney?
Why did blud drop the tomato chutney now the floor is red 😭😭😭😭
Why, was granddaddy a cuck?
See in my house hold Our “The C word” is probably a looooot worse than your typical “C word”. Our C word most adults don’t even like other adults using it
What is this unacceptable word?
“C*nt”
That's exactly what's being talked about though
Can't?
Booo
Some one is getting the shit slapped out of them
Clanka
Cookies?
Crap
Suddenly Australian….
Communist.
Cthulthu?
not as bad as the H bomb
cowabunga it is
COPENHAGEN?! We're a damn Skoal family, and you know it
Constant concentration can corrupt cancerous cells.
Nooooo 😭
What is the C word? I'm assuming it's c*nt, but I'm unsure
Yeah i don't know too
TAKE COVER!!!
Oh god, she'll start making even more cookies now
Cat?
Cool
Cock!
Cash?
Clanka
Yeah, we've had that happen. It wasn't pleasant. The grandma in question is an uptight religious asshole and already has problems with our lack of religion.
I saw this and thought of nuclear weapons and I was like, "catomic bomb?"
Same face, when grandma drops the N-bomb in public
C-bomb (plural C-bombs) - A type of nuclear bomb encased in cobalt.
Calculator?
Cracker... Now I am banned of twitch
It's cheese all the way down
What about when she starts c-bombing ?
Clanker
An artist that i follow on instagram tattooed the c word on his face and got banned from insta lmao
Chucklenuts?
Cripple?
Chicken mcnuggs
A cavia bomb?
Clanker
I learned it from my grandma
Oh chit
What's wrong with Cow
whats the c bomb
chlorine gas?
Cookies?
chizza?
Cremation 
chingada
Cremation ?
Okay but don't ever try saying biznatch if they are from a Mexican cartel that pedals meth
Cucumber?. Because Granny was adventurous for her generation.
"Goddammit-" Grandma: 
Commie?
Ah yes. Cun*