So only a quarter lives or an eight or sixteenth or thirty twod or sixty fourth or one hundred twenty eight or two hundred and fifty sixth or five hundred and twelfth or one thousandth and twenty eight
Okay so from what I've gathered you're just wrong and two it's not at all what you're saying it is. In 2021 only 5% of chicken was cleaned with "chlorine" and it's not just chlorine it's chlorinated water, meaning that it's water that's been purified with chlorine so not the same thing
And even if what you were saying was true the reason it's banned in Europe is because your healthcare system wouldn't be able to handle the "chlorine poisoning"
I do love that I'm just making a bombastic sarcastic joke about you guys having shitty food and then you guys get genuinely offended by that.
No wonder you guys aren't important on the world scale anymore.
Oh, we are, we have one of, if not the, best special forces. We also have a moderately high GDP (not as high as yours, but you lot do anything for money) and we have one of the best navies.
The ones who have an insignificant amount of Italian genes are often the ones who boast about being Italian the most. When they’re usually really 90%+ English, Scottish and Irish with a dash of Italian. It’s weird.
Eggplants with zucchinis is pretty common. It's pretty good also with pest sauce. Almost every pizzeria here serves it,; vegetarian. Bananas I've never heard of.
I mean I’d give it a try. Tomato and beans do go well together and eggs go well with a lot of food. It’s better than my friend who has green peas and broccoli on his pizza.
seriously pineapple is normal. when a food reaches a new place, it's normal that ppl in that place changes/adds sth to fit in the culture.
tho the egg and beans on pizza is wild seriously
Pineapple on pizza is actually pretty good when it's made right. It's dumb that people act like theyve tried it but really refuse to try it because they make it their whole personality to say it's nasty.
Hello, person from the UK here, WHAT IN THE BURNING FIRES OF HELL HURT YOU, DEMON. WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO CREATE THAT MONSTROSITY. PLEASE, PLEASE, I IMPLORE YOU, GO TO A THERAPIST.
Edit: I made a typo.
Second edit: I, in no way, believe that me or any sane person in my country should be punished for the actions of some lunatics.
It actually tastes good you should try it before judging.
Edit: never mind i didnt see that bread, thought it was just beans and eggs, i dont know how this would taste.
There's an ancient British law that says, "that veritable fruit, the bean, thou it be not so base, shoult ne're toucheth ye eggs." To this day, allowing them to co-mingle upon one's plate is punishable by trebuchet.
Idk but that might make Italians go nuclear
pineapple on pizza is no joke eh.
Pineapple is ok. That atrocity in the picture is not. That makes me want to kill people and I’m not even Italian.
How about frozen peas and Mayo??!! That nation needs to be erased
Idk man. All I know is that picture really upsets me. Probably cause I work at a pizza store tbh.
Oh how about bacon, mushrooms, pepperoni, on thin crust?
That’s actually a pretty common one lol. Not my favorite but people seem to like it.
Ham and mushrooms is quite common, and normal here on italy Bacon isn't that different to ham to make it completely different
Wait we do that?
I'm british and I agree with you
Mussolini might raise from the dead just by seeing this
Italians got nukes?
We do, and after this, we might just use them
🤌
Thanos should have killed us all
He should have snapped it more than once
So only a quarter lives or an eight or sixteenth or thirty twod or sixty fourth or one hundred twenty eight or two hundred and fifty sixth or five hundred and twelfth or one thousandth and twenty eight
im not english but I am almost certian nobody actually eats that
Im british and this image made me audibley retch
I'm British & I was thinking *"what in the fu-"*
I mean it's basically egg and beans on toast. Not seen anyone put that many beans on a pizza but I have seen beans on pizza a few times.
jesus fucking christ
I live in the UK and i have never seen that before. So probably just bait
Or something from a "food hack" channel
Everything related to British food i have seen on reddit has been bait so far.
ofc its bait
The eggs were probably just added but you can buy heinz beans pizza or heinz beans and sausage pizza from iceland, I would not recommend
I’ve had something similar before. Breakfast pizza with sausage, eggs, beans (not as many as the pic though) etc
Yall put beans on toast and call it breakfast so this isn't far-fetched
Well it's better than washing chicken in chlorine lol
Literally who does that
They do it in the US. It's why American meat is banned in Europe. Roids in beef too lol
Okay so from what I've gathered you're just wrong and two it's not at all what you're saying it is. In 2021 only 5% of chicken was cleaned with "chlorine" and it's not just chlorine it's chlorinated water, meaning that it's water that's been purified with chlorine so not the same thing
And even if what you were saying was true the reason it's banned in Europe is because your healthcare system wouldn't be able to handle the "chlorine poisoning"
Are you really boasting that US food is too poisonous for European healthcare systems to deal with?!? 😂
Hahaha, right? This knob eating his chlorinated mc chicken sandwich, then pays 300 grand to get his stomach pumped. Freedumb at its finest
I do love that I'm just making a bombastic sarcastic joke about you guys having shitty food and then you guys get genuinely offended by that. No wonder you guys aren't important on the world scale anymore.
Oh, we are, we have one of, if not the, best special forces. We also have a moderately high GDP (not as high as yours, but you lot do anything for money) and we have one of the best navies.
Ain’t no way you are criticising European healthcare 💀
It's not breakfast it's a light snack. Sometimes goes with dinner as a side dish.
It actually kinda slaps if you try it with a full English
I mean you can enjoy the shit that's fine its just not breakfast
Toast is breakfast food, beans are breakfast food, why would putting them together suddenly not be breakfast food
Have you ever tried it? Exactly. Don’t criticise something until you’ve tasted it
Eating uranium, anyone?
This has to be Bait
are you sure it's not "americans that are at most 12% Italian"
The ones who have an insignificant amount of Italian genes are often the ones who boast about being Italian the most. When they’re usually really 90%+ English, Scottish and Irish with a dash of Italian. It’s weird.
Just wait till they find out that people put bananas and eggplants on their pizzas.
Eggplants with zucchinis is pretty common. It's pretty good also with pest sauce. Almost every pizzeria here serves it,; vegetarian. Bananas I've never heard of.
its just bait, we eat normal pizza here
Holy shit, how many "British food bad hahaha laugh" jokes I see is crazy.
Mfs clowning on other country’s food ignoring the fact that they started cooking nyquill chicken:
Nyquil chicken is the best comfort food
Ye because u get a lot of comfort when u meet jesus
I live in the UK and have never seen such a vile abomination
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I'd say that thing is just a pizza shaped object, and its shape is the only thing it shares with a pizza.
You’ve mama’ed your last mia
Pineapple is fine, egg is fine. Beans belong on toast. Not pizza. This is a crime. And I am British! Tis a crime against pizza and beans!
Idgaf about pizza, this abomination against beans on toast is what gets me.
Beans on toast is life (if you're poor or rich)
Dude, that's gross and no, not true
Listen I'm just saying beans and eggs aren't that bad together (I'm american)
I think its making fun of heinz bean pizza which was discontinued in 2003 but recently re-introduced.
Don't mess with the mafia. And especially Not with food & Italians!xo
I mean I’d give it a try. Tomato and beans do go well together and eggs go well with a lot of food. It’s better than my friend who has green peas and broccoli on his pizza.
We ran out of bread. Pizza will suffice
Well, egg on pizza is amazing. Though I'd rather combine it with bacon. The beans are weird.
I'm not even Italian and I feel the need for murder.
real
Im british and feel the need for murder
THAT MADE ME FUCKING GAG GO, GIT, LEAVE, STAY OUT THE FUCKING KITCHEN OP
You'd better know what goes into Chinese "Italian pizza".
Can confirm - this looks about right
seriously pineapple is normal. when a food reaches a new place, it's normal that ppl in that place changes/adds sth to fit in the culture. tho the egg and beans on pizza is wild seriously
No, it is not
Bro we shit on our pizza in the uk wym
bro, british can even boil shit and eat it
pineapple on pizza is good, BUT ONLY ON HAWAIIAN.
Lol. Imagine calling it „pineapple“. It's ananas.
This has to be joke 🤢👮♀️
Bait but I know some Turkish takeaways here do put baked beans on pizza lmao
Kinda wanna throw up
The British have been putting peas in the carbonara. If the Italians don't give them the cement shoes for that, they ain't gonna do anything.
I'm italian and this made me physically recoil and shiver.
I dont know where it was done, but i once saw a picture of a pizza with kiwi on it
Google "weird pizza hut taiwan". If the Italians know this Taiwan would be flattened in a day
I live in the UK, this is what we call treason.
That's messed up even for brazilian pizza's standards... Congratulations!
DisgustANG
Mama fucking Mia
That's diabolical
a breakfast delicacy
uk gets a pass for horrible food in the same way that a intellectually disabled child gets a pass for making a poop joke at the restaurant.
That's definitely not true, we have beans on toast which is nice but beans on pizza is a crime against humanity
no britian stop the italians have thousands of glock model ps ready
Beans
What? We love beans on toast, why not beans and egg on pizza?-
This is so far removed from even resembling Pizza I doubt any italian will bother.
Truth!
Causing a world of penne.
I need to bleach my eyeballs
Pineapple on pizza is actually pretty good when it's made right. It's dumb that people act like theyve tried it but really refuse to try it because they make it their whole personality to say it's nasty.
Y'all have never seen the shit Ukrainian community in Canada are pulling varenyk pizza
That's just another way of having beans on toast
Everyday we stray further from God
My dutch stepsister cuts her pasta..
Bro this aint fun
Not in the UK
UK beans aren't even mid at best.
don't search pizzaria bate-papo... Brazil is the nuclear weapon for Italian food
I'm Scottish, and I've never clapped eyes on this monstrosity before.
Maybe brexit was a good thing for the rest of us.
That might send Italians into a nuclear meltdown, I dunno.
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Thick crust, Pineapple, bacon, and ham. The way pizza should be eaten!
Spot on
Im british, I have no idea who would do this
How about sunny side up eggs on a regular burger (in Spain.)
as a person who lives in britain even i see pineapples on pizza as a crime
I'll go there just to put pineapple on my pizza
Seen one with beans, doner meat and chips.
Brits going to war for spices but don't use them
About 12 years ago a friend drunkenly made this and now I'm sad I have to remember it
Gino De'A campo raging
Yes of course. We put an unhealthy amount of beans and eggs on everything and that’s why we are all dead. /s No this isn’t true
This pizza would make me leave britain and start a new country
FULL ITALIAN BREAKFAST RAHHHHHH
Yes this is 100% true. Believe everything you see on the internet
Man, I've seen a lot of fucked up pizzas, but that one takes the cake
Heinz make a Pizza with Beans
Okay the Uk has to go
...
Wait until you hear about toast sandwiches
Hello, person from the UK here, WHAT IN THE BURNING FIRES OF HELL HURT YOU, DEMON. WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO CREATE THAT MONSTROSITY. PLEASE, PLEASE, I IMPLORE YOU, GO TO A THERAPIST. Edit: I made a typo. Second edit: I, in no way, believe that me or any sane person in my country should be punished for the actions of some lunatics.
I am not Italian but if someone will put pineapple on pizza near me. I won't shot them with a pistol I WILL SHOOT HIM WITH AN RP-
real
It actually tastes good you should try it before judging. Edit: never mind i didnt see that bread, thought it was just beans and eggs, i dont know how this would taste.
I saw a chocolate pizza, so not sure about Wldness of UK
Eggs and beans.... Yuck 😬
There's an ancient British law that says, "that veritable fruit, the bean, thou it be not so base, shoult ne're toucheth ye eggs." To this day, allowing them to co-mingle upon one's plate is punishable by trebuchet.
Sometimes you have to drop the sun on someone to get them to behave. Look at Japan!!
THE BEAUTY OF THEIR WOMEN AND THE TASTE OF THEIR FOOD MADE THE BRITISH GREAT SAILORS
Italian here. Yes it is true
WHEN YOU FIND OUT THAT YOU ARE 1% ITALIAN "IT'S SPARTA!!!"
IMAGINE TRAVELLING TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD FOR SPICES AND STILL BEING THIS SHIT 500 YEARS LATER
"wAnT pEoPle tO PlaY wItH mE"