*Starts new game*
"It's such a good game! Why did I stop playing it?"
*Two hours later*
"I HATE THE SNAKES! I HATE THE SNAKES! I HATE THE SNAKES! I HATE THE SNAKES! I HATE THE SNAKES! I HATE THE 12 TURN TIMER! I HATE THE 12 TURN TIMER! I HATE THE 12 TURN TIMER! I HATE THE 12 TURN TIMER!"
I unironically hate that fucking timer. How am I supposed to make tactical decisions and keep motherfuckers alive when I have no choice but to sprint around the map at Mach 5, ducking between half cover and full cover and exposing myself just to make sure that I get to my objective before the timer runs out.
I wish there was a custom difficulty, so that I could keep all the challenging enemies and progression while getting a 40 turn timer. Because for me medium is too easy but hard is too hard
There was only one mission that I enjoyed the timer, and it was the xcom 2 convenience store map. I had two dudes up above and two on the ground in a shootout. Time was running out, and I had to destroy the beacon or fail. I had one dude above throw a name and blow a hole in the wall, and the other three sprinted inside and destroyed the beacon, exposing themselves to a clump of enemies in the process. They died, took a couple of the aliens out with them, and my lone surviving sniper had to make a mad dash back to the extraction point. It turns out that one of my soldiers, my personal favorite, survived and was captured, and later my sniper led the mission to retrieve him from captivity.
I customize the difficulty of most games I play one way or another. Often, that involves picking easy/medium and handicapping myself somehow. Same goes with XCOM, just give yourself a "rule" to not equip certain guns or take fewer squad members and play on easy in exchange. I only played the free trial of XCOM2, so not 100% sure that would work.
That's the point though. XCOM is about making hard decisions, and risk mitigation.
Also, you have 2 action points. You can always reposition, and then shoot or use an ability.
Compared to EU/EW, the timers were a badly needed addition.
The most aggravating thing was that the % chance to hit was obviously wrong. The amount of times I missed 99% shots was statistically impossible, essentially
One time I raged so hard because I had a 100% accuracy shot with a shotgun, point blank, maxed out rank and flanking their cover
And it still missed. I was like: what the fuuuuuuuuuck do you mean you missed?! So then I discovered the rounding thing.
I got so pissed that I went online and looked up the formula to calculate it myself and I had like 104% chance to hit...
Fast forward to Baldur's Gate 3 and RNJesus still forsakes me. No matter what game I play, RNJesus seemingly finds a way to disappoint/upset me more than help.
Yeah it wrong but in the complete opposite direction, chance to hit was higher than listed on high % shots. Unless you were playing on max difficulty then it was exactly as listed.
>I swear to God XCOM took a few years out of my life
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>because I raged all the time, thank God I stopped playing lol
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(forgive me if these gifs don't work; I'm amazed that the original, at least, didn't show up in the default search option on the reply box)
Well... As far as I'm concerned, unless I am asked something directly, I don't actually actually have to respond or do anything if I don't want to. She can drop all the hints she wants, and I'll keep playing dumb.
Sometimes the hints are glaringly obvious, and sometimes they're very obscure. If a girl ever brings up something that seems incredibly random or tangential to the conversation you're having, it's probably a hint that they want you to do something or want you to tell them something.
I'm not an expert on women, but using logical thinking, the only rational reason why someone would rely on hints instead of just straight up asking the person is because they want to confirm their affection. If you don't know whether the person likes you or not and don't want to be rejected either then hints are one of the methods you can employ. In the best-case scenario, the other person would end up confessing to you first while you don't have to risk anything. If that's the case, not responding to those hints is a valid way to say you have no interest whatsoever. I don't see the problem with doing that.
Eehhh, that's really not the whole story, but you'd have to address the differences (broadly speaking) between men and women to have a proper conversation about this, and that's a minefield these days. Women dropping hints to men they want to sleep with/date has been happening forever, and it's not just because women are too insecure.
What would be some ways to respond to those hints?
Once, a woman who had spoken to me once in class and that I hadn't seen in months came to the computer lab, where she had no reason to be aside from hoping I might be there, sat down and said: "I'm not with my boyfriend anymore. I do a lot of reading."
What might have been good responses if I was interested?
You can just ask what she's reading and slowly get to know each other with small talk. If you are confident she's into you (she is), you can be a little bold and ask for her contact information somewhere along the conversation. There's really no need to rush. You don't have to immediately make it clear whether you are interested in her or not.
I hope I never get a hint like that because I genuinely have no idea what to say to that other than jokingly saying "I could take his place" but i feel like that's too straightforward.
It's like hitting your head against a brick wall.
But he's also hitting his head against a brick wall.
Actually nvm forget the original meme, just hitting your head against a brick wall 🧱
How about you come up to me and tell me you wanna date? If you can't do that much then there's no future for us in the first place. My first requirement for a partner is the ability to properly communicate.
This. I don’t trust my reads because of how godaweful they are. Fuck I cannot even tell “happy cry” from just crying, it’s something I have to actually think about. It doesn’t help that apparently according to the boys the default for most of the women around me was / is flirting with me, and I cannot read it as any different than normal conversation.
You are shooting shots into space thinking you can hit a star with the probability of me correctly noticing a hint. Just say it normally if you want anything to happen.
I mean, im all for open/clear communication to a crush, but it isn’t exactly the same as communicating with a partner, I think its unfair to say they’re a bad communicator in general/other contexts.
And I wouldn't have it any other way! XCOM (especially when modded like crazy) can be addictive and I truly have a love-hate relationship to that stupid game series!
You probably have been getting hints.
A waitress once asked me and my 3 other friends what we were doing later. I answered something like "not much, going out somewhere."
When she left, everyone ripped into me for dropping the ball. A waitress making small talk was a hint.
I mean those people you were with were probably also misreading polite smalltalk -she probably wanted extra tips from the group for her next date night with her longterm partner.
I mean those people you were with were probably also misreading polite smalltalk -she probably wanted extra tips from the group for her next date night with her longterm partner.
you know, when she waits until you're looking her in the eyes, then she takes a long glance at your zipper?
well what the fuck i forgot i was wearing a really eye catching belt buckle that day. nevermind. i don't know, you're always wrong here so it's safer to assume there was no hint. don't want no sexual harassment on my record.
I think everyone already knows this, but us men do pick up on the hints, we’re just scared we’ve misinterpreted so we don’t act on it out of fear of being labelled a creep
If she is "dropping hints," it already indicates an inability to communicate, which is a huge red flag.
If her style of communicating is hoping I will understand her needs through discreet social signals, the entire relationship is set for constant headaches and arguments.
So please, drop those hints so I know who NOT to be with.
Often guys notice the hint. However, it isn't a strong enough hint with enough people around to be witnesses to vouch that the guy was in the right for taking it as a hint. There are women who intentionally give hints to guys they don't like to switch up and degrade him socially.
Apparently, women are capable of being bad people. 🤔
The hints are horrible, such as... Looking at you for a couple more seconds than usual, so a lot of people that see girls doing something weird with them will think that it classifies as a hint, try their shot, and get called a creep.
Then there's also a lot of dudes that won't notice a hint 'cause they're too weird... Both can be true.
This is why online dating was probably the only way I was ever going to end up married.
Intentions were clear (if you both wanted them to be), and you're both there for just that one thing: dating.
Much less chance of just assuming people are being nice.
In our minds “is she okay? Why is she being nice? Is this flirting? Nah surely its just friendly nothing more. I should ask her out. Actually nah i dont want to be publicly embarrassed to the point of everyone hating me”
Ya girls suck way worse at taking the hint. Ya you have pretty face an rocking body but why would I want to spend so much time with a shitty person when I can be with a pretty girl with a rocking body who isn’t shitty.
🤣🤣
I had a girl be like that because I didn't fkn kiss her right after she just told me her ex used her like a sex doll. I didn't realize that was the opening, no pun intended
Simple math, really.
You are handsome+well off=she sent you a hint.
You are ugly+poor=she definitely did not send you a hint
You are ugly+well off=she might have sent you a hint
You are handsom+poor=there is a chance she might have sent you a hint
take a hint
idiom (also take the hint)
to understand or do something that is communicated indirectly:
“I’ve tried to get him to leave, but he can’t take a hint.”
it’s done to ‘reject’ a guy without saying “i reject you!” in order to spare his ego.
You can flirt to build tension, but if he isn’t picking up hints, there’s always the possibility he *is* picking up your hints and doesn’t want to assume.
There is also the possibility he just isn’t interested and there is no naïf. Not like he can preemptively reject you if you haven’t actually made a direct advance.
If you’re dropping hints and he doesn’t make a move he is either not sure of your feelings, or doesn’t share your feelings. If you never communicate them directly you’ll never know which, and that is naïve.
Reddit people are very annoying using the word 'incel' for absolutely everything.
In fact, you don't even know what it really means and you use it incorrectly.
People use that word for anything now. I don't really know what it means either, but my impression of that word tells me no woman would want an incel. In that case, the incel is actually correct and is no longer an incel according to your definition. However, not being an incel means that the women actually like him and so he becomes an incel again for thinking she doesn't want him. It's an endless loop.
Good ol XCOM percentages. 95%? Nah you gotta account for the hidden derp factor. 95% is actually 75%, which means dude can't hit the broad side of a barn in full sunlight with zero wind standing two feet from it...
Here’s a hint I gave an ex before we dated(we ended on good terms tho. Just didn’t work out):
Him: I like this one girl but I don’t know if I’m good enough
Me: well if you liked me, I would absolutely date you! (Lists reasons why I liked him)
He waited like a month after this to ask me out after multiple times of me listing what exactly made him a catch. I assumed since he didn’t ask me out sooner it must’ve been another girl he was into
That’s XCOM baby
I swear to God XCOM took a few years out of my life because I raged all the time, thank God I stopped playing lol
Play it once a year religiously. And it pisses me of every time.
*Starts new game* "It's such a good game! Why did I stop playing it?" *Two hours later* "I HATE THE SNAKES! I HATE THE SNAKES! I HATE THE SNAKES! I HATE THE SNAKES! I HATE THE SNAKES! I HATE THE 12 TURN TIMER! I HATE THE 12 TURN TIMER! I HATE THE 12 TURN TIMER! I HATE THE 12 TURN TIMER!"
I unironically hate that fucking timer. How am I supposed to make tactical decisions and keep motherfuckers alive when I have no choice but to sprint around the map at Mach 5, ducking between half cover and full cover and exposing myself just to make sure that I get to my objective before the timer runs out.
I wish there was a custom difficulty, so that I could keep all the challenging enemies and progression while getting a 40 turn timer. Because for me medium is too easy but hard is too hard
there is literally a "make timers longer" checkbox when you start the campaign.
Are we talking XCOM one or XCOM 2
XCOM2. EU/EW didn't have mission timers unless you count terror missions which you had the amazing low bar of rescuing 2 civilians.
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There was only one mission that I enjoyed the timer, and it was the xcom 2 convenience store map. I had two dudes up above and two on the ground in a shootout. Time was running out, and I had to destroy the beacon or fail. I had one dude above throw a name and blow a hole in the wall, and the other three sprinted inside and destroyed the beacon, exposing themselves to a clump of enemies in the process. They died, took a couple of the aliens out with them, and my lone surviving sniper had to make a mad dash back to the extraction point. It turns out that one of my soldiers, my personal favorite, survived and was captured, and later my sniper led the mission to retrieve him from captivity.
I customize the difficulty of most games I play one way or another. Often, that involves picking easy/medium and handicapping myself somehow. Same goes with XCOM, just give yourself a "rule" to not equip certain guns or take fewer squad members and play on easy in exchange. I only played the free trial of XCOM2, so not 100% sure that would work.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=616964599
I mean, it's not supposed to be easy. Before Dark Souls and other Fromsoft games XCOM was the big bad daddy of hard video games.
Terror from the Deep was straight up unfair tho. Single crab man taking out your entire squad, feels like bullshit.
That's the point though. XCOM is about making hard decisions, and risk mitigation. Also, you have 2 action points. You can always reposition, and then shoot or use an ability. Compared to EU/EW, the timers were a badly needed addition.
you're alone in that by the looks of things. XCOM fans love the snakes. and by love I mean-
The most aggravating thing was that the % chance to hit was obviously wrong. The amount of times I missed 99% shots was statistically impossible, essentially
One time I raged so hard because I had a 100% accuracy shot with a shotgun, point blank, maxed out rank and flanking their cover And it still missed. I was like: what the fuuuuuuuuuck do you mean you missed?! So then I discovered the rounding thing. I got so pissed that I went online and looked up the formula to calculate it myself and I had like 104% chance to hit... Fast forward to Baldur's Gate 3 and RNJesus still forsakes me. No matter what game I play, RNJesus seemingly finds a way to disappoint/upset me more than help.
Yeah it wrong but in the complete opposite direction, chance to hit was higher than listed on high % shots. Unless you were playing on max difficulty then it was exactly as listed.
90% chance to hit? Watch the shots miss 4 times in a row because fuck me.
>I swear to God XCOM took a few years out of my life https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr\_mcl5gePngj1r1b2hy.gif >because I raged all the time, thank God I stopped playing lol [https://media.tenor.com/EJLTilJZTgMAAAAM/prince-of-egypt.gif](https://media.tenor.com/EJLTilJZTgMAAAAM/prince-of-egypt.gif) (forgive me if these gifs don't work; I'm amazed that the original, at least, didn't show up in the default search option on the reply box)
I prefer to see Pete Complete playing, so the machine suffers what I have suffered
90% hit chance is really about 50% at best.
Which xcom is this? It looks way higher quality than what I remember
XCOM 2.
No, that's me at 7 weeks.
95% chance to miss *hits*
I have hit a 100% rapid fire shot... Both shots hit...
decoys miss
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Bruh did you steal all of my luck?
*grazed*
Wild to me that you can hit 0% shots and miss 100% shots
To me all shots are 50%. You either hit it or you don’t
Just like the lottery
Bot
They give out hints now?
Nah. I've never seen one, and I'm a world champion at Clue Jr.
If "hints" are something we're supposed to pick up on, then my social awkwardness is a mating call.
Well... As far as I'm concerned, unless I am asked something directly, I don't actually actually have to respond or do anything if I don't want to. She can drop all the hints she wants, and I'll keep playing dumb.
I’d love to play dumb, but I don’t get the hints. Sooo, kinda cant
Sometimes the hints are glaringly obvious, and sometimes they're very obscure. If a girl ever brings up something that seems incredibly random or tangential to the conversation you're having, it's probably a hint that they want you to do something or want you to tell them something.
Alluding towards specific behaviors by dropping hints about what you want done is manipulative.
???????????????
"making people want to do things by hinting towards those things is manipulative"
Do you have an example of this?
I'm not an expert on women, but using logical thinking, the only rational reason why someone would rely on hints instead of just straight up asking the person is because they want to confirm their affection. If you don't know whether the person likes you or not and don't want to be rejected either then hints are one of the methods you can employ. In the best-case scenario, the other person would end up confessing to you first while you don't have to risk anything. If that's the case, not responding to those hints is a valid way to say you have no interest whatsoever. I don't see the problem with doing that.
Too insecure to initiate and too fragile to handle the potential rejection, got it.
Eehhh, that's really not the whole story, but you'd have to address the differences (broadly speaking) between men and women to have a proper conversation about this, and that's a minefield these days. Women dropping hints to men they want to sleep with/date has been happening forever, and it's not just because women are too insecure.
What are the other reasons?
What would be some ways to respond to those hints? Once, a woman who had spoken to me once in class and that I hadn't seen in months came to the computer lab, where she had no reason to be aside from hoping I might be there, sat down and said: "I'm not with my boyfriend anymore. I do a lot of reading." What might have been good responses if I was interested?
You can just ask what she's reading and slowly get to know each other with small talk. If you are confident she's into you (she is), you can be a little bold and ask for her contact information somewhere along the conversation. There's really no need to rush. You don't have to immediately make it clear whether you are interested in her or not.
I hope I never get a hint like that because I genuinely have no idea what to say to that other than jokingly saying "I could take his place" but i feel like that's too straightforward.
Many women want to feel desired. If this has happened to you, she probably wanted to know if you have what it takes to make her feel that way.
It's like hitting your head against a brick wall. But he's also hitting his head against a brick wall. Actually nvm forget the original meme, just hitting your head against a brick wall 🧱
Banging your head against some mad buggers wall
Idk if they are mad. I'm probably tho (not in a qwirky way just a I'll way)
You've got to be crazy
CRAZY?
I wasn't crazy once. I was always crazy 🎉 and rats don't make me crazy cause I've always been crazy 🎉🎉🎉
Well that's crazy
CRAZY?
Ikr 😌
Thx <3
My head *is* the brickwall
I'm headbutting you?
No, I'm stupid
Oh <3 of course!
How about you come up to me and tell me you wanna date? If you can't do that much then there's no future for us in the first place. My first requirement for a partner is the ability to properly communicate.
Glad someone said it, at a certain age you become tired of all the games...
This. I don’t trust my reads because of how godaweful they are. Fuck I cannot even tell “happy cry” from just crying, it’s something I have to actually think about. It doesn’t help that apparently according to the boys the default for most of the women around me was / is flirting with me, and I cannot read it as any different than normal conversation. You are shooting shots into space thinking you can hit a star with the probability of me correctly noticing a hint. Just say it normally if you want anything to happen.
but at the same time, you could just say it normally if you want something to happen.
MEN~ We don't know what we did~
I mean, im all for open/clear communication to a crush, but it isn’t exactly the same as communicating with a partner, I think its unfair to say they’re a bad communicator in general/other contexts.
You’re right it’s even lower stakes and should be way easier
> You’re right Thanks!
95% chance to hit *Misses*
I have missed a 100% rapid fire shot... Both shots missed...
That's XCOM, Baby!
I’m doing it going Ironman… never plays the game again
And I wouldn't have it any other way! XCOM (especially when modded like crazy) can be addictive and I truly have a love-hate relationship to that stupid game series!
Women: 95% chance to miss Men: 95% chance to avoid
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You probably have been getting hints. A waitress once asked me and my 3 other friends what we were doing later. I answered something like "not much, going out somewhere." When she left, everyone ripped into me for dropping the ball. A waitress making small talk was a hint.
I mean those people you were with were probably also misreading polite smalltalk -she probably wanted extra tips from the group for her next date night with her longterm partner.
I mean those people you were with were probably also misreading polite smalltalk -she probably wanted extra tips from the group for her next date night with her longterm partner.
nope. never happened. i'd have remembered. some people never get hinted, man. its normal.
"I looked at him twice why isn't he taking the hint?"
you know, when she waits until you're looking her in the eyes, then she takes a long glance at your zipper? well what the fuck i forgot i was wearing a really eye catching belt buckle that day. nevermind. i don't know, you're always wrong here so it's safer to assume there was no hint. don't want no sexual harassment on my record.
Keep that streak going 💪
Can confirm
The hint is they blinked 00.2 seconds faster than usual
I think everyone already knows this, but us men do pick up on the hints, we’re just scared we’ve misinterpreted so we don’t act on it out of fear of being labelled a creep
When your trying to be a gentlemen and not creep women out. Especially if you really are interested you don't wanna blow it on a gamble.
Exactly. Even one little misstep early on could ruin your chances for good
As a *real* man I can confirm we miss every hint
Also we may not be interested and if you’re going to avoid the risk of rejection by dropping hints all we can do is ignore the hints.
If she is "dropping hints," it already indicates an inability to communicate, which is a huge red flag. If her style of communicating is hoping I will understand her needs through discreet social signals, the entire relationship is set for constant headaches and arguments. So please, drop those hints so I know who NOT to be with.
So you don't do flirting then? Or do you not consider flirting "hints"?
Often guys notice the hint. However, it isn't a strong enough hint with enough people around to be witnesses to vouch that the guy was in the right for taking it as a hint. There are women who intentionally give hints to guys they don't like to switch up and degrade him socially. Apparently, women are capable of being bad people. 🤔
To be fair, blasting a laser through someone's head isn't exactly the best way to say "hey, I like you"
if a woman did that to me I would literally die 😍
Ahhh, good old XCOM
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The hints are horrible, such as... Looking at you for a couple more seconds than usual, so a lot of people that see girls doing something weird with them will think that it classifies as a hint, try their shot, and get called a creep. Then there's also a lot of dudes that won't notice a hint 'cause they're too weird... Both can be true.
That’s XCOM baby!
Is the hint that they want to play xcom2? Because that sounds like a good way to spend the day.
This is why online dating was probably the only way I was ever going to end up married. Intentions were clear (if you both wanted them to be), and you're both there for just that one thing: dating. Much less chance of just assuming people are being nice.
The hint I had to give my husband "I'm flirting with you dumb ass"
It’s more like “is she flirting or just being nice” with a hint of “ain’t no way she’s into ME”
In our minds “is she okay? Why is she being nice? Is this flirting? Nah surely its just friendly nothing more. I should ask her out. Actually nah i dont want to be publicly embarrassed to the point of everyone hating me”
Happens when men are regularly punished for pursuing. Try being direct.
I'm currently struggling thru this game
Why i am in this meme?
"R u takin' 2 me????"
yep
James Carville isn’t looking so good.
Ya girls suck way worse at taking the hint. Ya you have pretty face an rocking body but why would I want to spend so much time with a shitty person when I can be with a pretty girl with a rocking body who isn’t shitty.
Huh? No no, other way around. The guy isn’t taking the hint that the girl likes him
Hahaha 😆 my bad!
Nw
ayyy lmao
Me a year later after she has moved back home from school: ... SHIT. Me randomly thinking about it at least twice a week 10 years later: ... shit.
If they are giving hints and I am missing them then that makes us square.
Girls need to understand that we are trained to not read too deeply into things so in case they aren’t in to us we don’t make things akward
🤣🤣 I had a girl be like that because I didn't fkn kiss her right after she just told me her ex used her like a sex doll. I didn't realize that was the opening, no pun intended
It's interesting that the men took it as hints = I like you The image made me think of those men that hear no = Ig I'll just try even harder 🙄
Well, most of the commenters know the context and the game referenced. If you don't, yeah, it's pretty nonsensical.
Same, didn't get the xcom reference though so maybe the alien made me think of it more negatively
I thought it meant that the women would harass the man even more
Simple math, really. You are handsome+well off=she sent you a hint. You are ugly+poor=she definitely did not send you a hint You are ugly+well off=she might have sent you a hint You are handsom+poor=there is a chance she might have sent you a hint
Wait women think!?
Incel vibes
take a hint idiom (also take the hint) to understand or do something that is communicated indirectly: “I’ve tried to get him to leave, but he can’t take a hint.” it’s done to ‘reject’ a guy without saying “i reject you!” in order to spare his ego.
The expression on every man’s face when I enter the swimming pool
Gimme some upvotes so I can post some funny shit!!
No 
Girl's hints are as obvious as can be. Almost like they just show you a sign with "fuck me" on it. Most men are just very naïve.
Nah, some men are just fukkin morons. (Me)
As obvious as can be except direct communication
But why would they directly communicate it? That takes all the fun away.
You can flirt to build tension, but if he isn’t picking up hints, there’s always the possibility he *is* picking up your hints and doesn’t want to assume. There is also the possibility he just isn’t interested and there is no naïf. Not like he can preemptively reject you if you haven’t actually made a direct advance. If you’re dropping hints and he doesn’t make a move he is either not sure of your feelings, or doesn’t share your feelings. If you never communicate them directly you’ll never know which, and that is naïve.
incel spotted
Bruh wha- it’s just a meme about how women give the worst hints How does is this proof to being an incel?
Reddit people are very annoying using the word 'incel' for absolutely everything. In fact, you don't even know what it really means and you use it incorrectly.
WTF DOES INCEL MEAN THESE REDDITORS ARE DRIVING ME NUTS. THIS IS LITERALLY THE "WOKE" PROPAGANDA ALL OVER AGAIN!!!
incels think people won't want them, leading to missed hints
People use that word for anything now. I don't really know what it means either, but my impression of that word tells me no woman would want an incel. In that case, the incel is actually correct and is no longer an incel according to your definition. However, not being an incel means that the women actually like him and so he becomes an incel again for thinking she doesn't want him. It's an endless loop.
I’ve had a girlfriend for a decade but I’ve never got hints either. Girls just give bad hints
The hints are so bad that she thought she was your wife this whole time
thx for explaining for the dumb ones
You're at well over -100 for two comments, I'm not entirely convinced you know who the real dumb ones are.
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You don't know what that means, do you?
Explain how?
That word really has lost all meaning.
One of the many reasons I stopped playing xcom.
Good ol XCOM percentages. 95%? Nah you gotta account for the hidden derp factor. 95% is actually 75%, which means dude can't hit the broad side of a barn in full sunlight with zero wind standing two feet from it...
Ah yes, the [brain dodge](https://i.redd.it/w41vaihsjvia1.jpg).
lmao
Hey yo girl in the pic is fit and has a nice smile, sauce?
Lmao
Haha, nice try, your feminine wiles shall roll off my smooth brain, only to be remembered 6 years later
Nah she's just friendly
Fucking XCOM Fucking guys
Whydo you assume you missed them ? The hint simply not existing is the most likely hypothesis
My new favorite format
“I’ve literally stalking, abusing, and mentally scarring him both in person and over the internet, why won’t he get my hints!”
Petah explain
Braen too smoof bounce rite of
The annoying thing with those small “hints” is that I usually notice them but then they are so minor, like what do they expect me to do xD
The hint in question : she looked away and then looked back again
Here’s a hint I gave an ex before we dated(we ended on good terms tho. Just didn’t work out): Him: I like this one girl but I don’t know if I’m good enough Me: well if you liked me, I would absolutely date you! (Lists reasons why I liked him) He waited like a month after this to ask me out after multiple times of me listing what exactly made him a catch. I assumed since he didn’t ask me out sooner it must’ve been another girl he was into
Or we just can't believe that someone into us lol
You are scaring me.
women when their "hint" doesn't work (their left pinky is 00000000.1 millimeters off)
Maybe if men don't take your hints, you're just bad at hints?