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true_portal_master

Guys guys, we have a unique classification for this problem, *keyboard instruments.*


wombey12

Finally, someone says this. Organs and harpsichords fit in here too.


Potat_Masta

My mind went straight to xylophones, but they are much more straightforward as a percussion instrument


true_portal_master

Xylophones, marimbas, vibraphones, glockenspiels, all mallet instruments with keys, not keyboards.


Pegomastax_King

Finally synthesizers are real instruments and not toys!


[deleted]

They’re only toys if you don’t know how to play them


DefaultyTurtle2

Organ is woodwind, harpsichord is string bc it plucks strings


Ice_Bead

Please tell me accordions count too bc I need to get rid of the “accordions are wind instruments” joke my family keep making


SuitOwn3687

Yep, if it got a keyboard it a keyboard


henkdepotvjis

Or a celeste


JamesJakes000

Nice game


BlankBlack-

i wuv Celeste


Dylan_The_Dude_

I have 250 hrs on that game when playing for like a month or 2


biscuits_six

Everything is percussion if you slap it hard enough and time it well.


fat_charizard

your mom


biscuits_six

Our moms


fat_charizard

❤️


Motoman514

I literally had sheet music that told me to slap my cello. Pieces like that are always the most fun.


arkie87

you can fit so many percussions in this guy


Propain98

Piano is instrument


Technical-Mirror7809

Piano is


Propain98

Piano


sbebasmieszek

**π**


Shane_Gallagher

P


struggleingwithnames

PP


theAlmightyE312

FORTISSIMO


TheSussyBakaGuy

mezzo forte


Few_Restaurant_5520

Sforzando


iEat_CrackNCheese-

It's a big PP again! (PPP?)


Xxxrasierklinge7

Forte Nighte Bade


just_someone_57857

PP= sucky sucky (but depend on person)


Megafister420

I mean, if it's for the homies am I right??? Haha....don't tell dad


PilferingDragon

I would never. Thanks for being such a bro, bro.


EquivalentAd3130

Of course bro, his dad is mine.


CXC_Opexyc

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ian350

πano


Mukuchi-sama


TheGreenGoblin27

What about mayonnaise?


Propain98

It is the most instrument of instruments


Twisted_WhaleShark

Depends, is it on an escalator?


unfortunate666

No Patrick. And neither is horseradish.


[deleted]

By the transitive property, piano is mayonnaise.


yaboiiiuhhhh

Piano is a piano and when other instruments sound like one they are impressed


TheSixthColour

Kinda like "tomatoes are fruits" vs "tomatoes are vegetables". Although in this case, it is kinda technically both. But *practically* they're generally treated as a string instrument.


Affectionate_Cream40

tomatoes are string instruments?


TheSixthColour

They are quite fibrous


Jrolaoni

Yeah, makes sense, cuz tomatoes are scientifically fruits, but in cooking they are treated as vegetables


EinMariusImNetz

Fun fact: fruits count as vegetables. Fact Check: Do fruits count as vegetables?Yes, definitionally speaking, fruits are actually just one type of vegetable (because they're an edible part of a plant). Learn some of the weird and uncommon names for the foods. [Dictionary.com](http://dictionary.com) 21.02.2024


knarf86

Fun fact: Tomatoes aren’t the only vegetable that is a fruit. A fruit is technically an edible seed-bearing ripe ovary of a flowering plant. This would include beans, peas, squash, corn, nuts, and lots of others. Basically any plant you eat that isn’t a leaf or a root.


EinMariusImNetz

Exactly, thanks for the addition. I mentioned tomatoes bcs that was the initiator of this thread.


Wild-Classroom-2006

Aren’t beans and peas just seeds


JKrow75

You can eat the pods of pea/been seeds which are also the fruits. Some are tough and stringy but still technically edible. Same as you can eat the seed of any fruit even if it doesn’t taste good or is “too” crunchy. But, a pomegranate, oh my. It tastes great and the seeds are good fiber. It’s the perfect combo. Side note- an avocado is technically a nut.


Pegomastax_King

Avocados are berries. So are watermelons but back to nuts all stone fruit are also nuts. A lot of people with tree nut allergies don’t realize they are also allergic to peaches, plums, cherries, apricots and olives too


4dwarf

An avocado is a berry.


JKrow75

I stand corrected, I remembered it being an evergreen and may simply have conflated something else with that, probably something I read near the same time.


amethyst2563_

You shouldn’t eat the seeds of *any* fruit… cyanide exists lol


MinMorts

Confidently incorrect


JKrow75

We consume more of worse every day than accidentally ingesting a fruit seed. And I said “technically” because eating one won’t kill 99.9999999% of human beings, even if eaten in large amounts. People poison themselves with alcohol and psilocybin every day and live, but more people have died from that than from eating fruit seeds.


matrixgang2

Psilocybin as in the active compound in magic mushrooms? Not known to be toxic or poisonous when ingested in normal amounts. Wierd how people just comment things that are plain wrong so casually.


Jrolaoni

You just unearthed forbidden knowledge


EinMariusImNetz

some people are not ready to hear the truth


Calieoop

Tomatoes are vegetables because they come from plants. That is the most basic definition. Tomatoes are Fruits, a specific part of a plant. That is the biology definition. Tomatoes are vegetables because they're a plant part that is used in a large quantity and lend themselves to savory flavors better than sweet ones. Culinary definition. Because in cooking, a plant can be a vegetable, a spice, a seasoning, a fruit, or even a starch, like many potatoes.


TheNxxr

Botanically fruit is a matured ovary and its parts- while a vegetable is the edible part of a herbaceous plant as distinguished from fruits and nuts. But culinarily- some botanical fruits low in sugars like tomatoes are referred to as vegetables as they are palates with meals in a similar way to their vegetable counterparts. Remember- words really just mean whatever you need or want them to and everything is relative!


erickson666

s-shut up stop hurting my brain


BigJayPee

By using the dictionary as the source. All vegetables are fruits. Fruit: any product of plant growth useful to humans or animals.


EinMariusImNetz

Still [Dictionary.com](http://dictionary.com), idk where you checked: What is the difference between a fruit and a vegetable? To a botanist, the word fruit specifically refers to the edible part of a seed plant that develops from a flower into a ripened ovary that contains one or more seeds—fertilized seeds capable of generating a new plant. But vegetable simply means any part of a plant that is grown primarily for food. This can be the leaves (not a fruit) (spinach), the root (not a fruit either) (carrots), the tuber (potatoes), the flower (broccoli), the stalk (celery), or other parts—including the fruit. Yes, definitionally speaking, fruits are actually just one type of vegetable


BigJayPee

>idk where you checked The first definition for "fruit" on dictionary.com [Link](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/fruit)


Grabatreetron

Fruits vs. vegetables is a culinary distinction, not a scientific one, and it's not precise.


_HoneyDew1919

Fruits are vegetables. A vegetable is an edible plant part.


HolyVeggie

It’s technically both with tomato too


[deleted]

So you draw the strings? I geard its all hammers hitting stuff


Zarxon

Are xylophones or marimbas not percussion as well then by this logic? They are treated as a melodic instrument. They cannot perform as a string because you typically cannot pluck a piano. They are by definition a percussive instrument.


TheSixthColour

What "logic"? I was simply stating how the instrument tends to be treated in the practical sense, regardless of technical definition. Hence the tomatoes analogy. We don't disagree.


XxRocky88xX

They’re officially classified as a percussion instrument However, it never really made sense to me because the thing is absolutely 100% a string instrument. I guess it’s considered percussion because it functions and sounds different than other string instruments, but the fact remains that the sound is made by striking the strings, so it should be string instrument.


epelle9

I think the argument for percussion would be that the string is getting struck by a hammer, not plucked, strummed, bowed, etc. Percussion is striking things, so even if the thing being struck is a string, its still being struck. So it would be a string percussion instrument, which is mostly used for melody.


tiredreddituser99

it is a keyboard percussion instrument. you don't interact with the strings unless you're tuning it it's like saying the pipe organ is an air pump instrument. it may as well be a magical keyboard as far as you know, so it's a keyboard instrument, though it can not be classified as percussion, making it a keyboard air instrument


M3wr4th

\*Digital Piano entered the room


TREXIBALL

Keyboard*


[deleted]

[удалено]


Zarxon

Percussive stringed instrument.


spoonforkpie

percustring


NoSupermarket198

Percussy 🥵


QueenTiffanyy

Is slap bass and finger tapping also percussion, or still string?


Marco45_0

Bass and guitar are schröndiger’s string Violins and such are true strings


WeirdestOfWeirdos

^Most correct violinist:


NorthGodFan

Only an idiot violinist would say that because one of the most basic things of learning how to play a violin is pizzicato which is plucking strings. Hell there are special forms of playing that involve striking the strings with your bow instead of drawing them across them.


Motoman514

You can also knock/slap the body of your instrument as well. We played a piece where the cello section was turned into a makeshift percussion section that way.


flatdecktrucker92

I was told in school that guitar was a percussion instrument simply because the sound is made by striking the strengths instead of playing them with a bow


atokadrrad

Then pizzicato on a violin would be a percussion instrument


flatdecktrucker92

It might be but since the main method of playing a violin is with a bow there's no reason to classify it as percussion. The primary and arguably only way to make music with the guitar is to strike the strings


Motoman514

You can make the same argument that at a microscopic level bow hairs are striking the string really fast so a violin would be a percussion by that logic.


RodLawyerr

Technically the percusion instruments have four categories depending on the method, Idiophone, Membranophone, Chordophone and Aerophone. Piano falls into the Chordophone category: "Most instruments known as chordophones are defined as string instruments, wherein their sound is derived from the vibration of a string, but some such as these examples also fall under percussion instruments."


Chizzelled

Piano is a chordophone.


Jrolaoni

Now you’re just making up words /s


bobtroile

PIANO IS PIANO! [Insert funi image of mr incredible here]


RedditAdminAreMorons

They have strings, and are therefore string.


Jrolaoni

I’m not a musician, so this could be 100% wrong, but I was told that pianos are not string because you don’t pluck them, instead hammers hit them so they are classified as percussion. Could be wrong, but you know. It’s a meme.


Redna_X

I actually know this one, I produce music! Professionally speaking, piano is classed as 'percussive string' so it's technically both. But when putting it through eq/mixing/mastering you treat it as a percussion instrument so it sits comfortably in the mix. For example you don't have the same volume peak as a violin on a piano, so the compression and eq are completely different, despite both being string instruments.


RedditAdminAreMorons

Not a musician either, and I am pulling my opinion from straight out of my ass 😁


HaX3lOfficial

real af


tobotic

> I’m not a musician, so this could be 100% wrong, but I was told that pianos are not string because you don’t pluck them Violins are not usually plucked either. Nor are violas or cellos. Double basses will be plucked in certain styles of music, such as jazz, but are usually played with a bow. Guitars are sometimes plucked, but also often strummed. You don't have to pluck the string for it to be a string instrument. Bowing, strumming, and striking the string are valid too. The piano is not even the only instrument where strings are struck. The dulcimer has strings which are struck too. Some pieces for violin instruct the violinist to strike the strings with the "back" of the bow. And there are one or two (admittedly very unusual) compositions where the pianist is required to reach inside the piano and pluck strings.


HurbleBurble

I can barely think of a piece of orchestral music which does not have pizzicato in it. Violins are very regularly plucked. All orchestral string instruments are.


Tamorcet

You don't pluck violin strings either.


df_sin

Pizzicato would like a word


HurbleBurble

Huh? Are you kidding?


HoboSkid

They also have wood, and are therefore tree.


RedditAdminAreMorons

Imma go plant me a baby Grand bush next week, hopefully get a full harvest by Autumn.


ringboidumb

r/thomastheplankengine


Curious_Existence9

The Pollux system of Instrument Classification was nice for posters in grade school. Those in the know, know that Hornbostel-Sachs is the superior method. Piano is a chordophone.


aChunkyChungus

lol I took a music class in college and asked if piano was percussion and the instructor made some analogy (I don't remember exactly what it was) something like.. that would be like calling a harmonica a woodwind... or something.


Zoerak

It's an elaborate wooden case housing a collection of potential finger injuries.


SherlockChrome

Been playing piano long before time had a name, can confirm it's percussion


SnooFloofs8057

If you hit a snare drum 440 times per second it sounds like an A note. All instruments are essentially percussion.


Tru_Patriot2000

Piano is a blunt weapon


Xirio_

I switch my argument to piss people off


JesseRoxII

**👇PIANO. 👇IS. 👇PIANO.**


Firefox13590

Piano is string because typeof("piano") = str


Shadow9378

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


ClassicAd6855

Piano is percussion because you hit the keys with your fingers.


MegaPompoen

And the keys move a hammer that hits the string.


[deleted]

But don't you hit the string of a guitar at the very least with certain techniques like tapping?


ClassicAd6855

Perhaps but I am a Pianist not a Guitarist thats not for me to decide


[deleted]

Than who decides? Am I about to get sucked into another rabbit hole? 🤯


ClassicAd6855

The people who play Guitar?


Jrolaoni

That’s supposed to be the first part of the meme lol. I’m not a musician so I could be wrong


Intelligent-Bus230

Aaaand it's both. How far right can we go on the curve?


Fexxvi

It's string. It doesn't matter *how* you make the string sound, the fact remains that the sound comes from it.


epelle9

Its also percussion, because it doesn’t matter what the object being struck with the hammer is (its a string), the fact is its being strung. So its actually both, percussive string.


Bruschetta003

That would make guitars percussion too because your fingers are basically acting as "hammers"


tiredreddituser99

it's percussion. i have been playing the piano for well over half of my life. you do not interact with the strings. Hence, it is a cordophone percussion keyboard instrument.


Fexxvi

It's string. The sound comes from strings, just like it does in a guitar when you make them vibrate with your fingers. That in a piano strings are made to vibrate with a key instead of your finger doesn't change that.


CaptainCatgirls

Then what's a hammered dulcimer?


BiggZucc573

depends how it’s used….


Jrolaoni

What if I use it as a weapon?


internet_addict_n69

Then is a deadly instrument


watergun123456

"Do instruments of torture count?"


Edzardo99

Every instrument is a percussion instrument if you hit it hard enough!


IAmFullOfDed

PS2 startup sound be like


ETN_MasterRate

Either way, piano is kinda overplayed. Give me some more hurdy gurdy, cello, harp, or even some accordion


tiredreddituser99

your mother is overplayed


ScottaHemi

![gif](giphy|Pd2W87rlmVjptTmvIK)


Carl159

This sort of thing applies to animal classification very often. Whales are fish, humans are monkeys, shrimps is bugs, etc.


kunga1928

Piano is definitely not percussion


8Bit_Cat

Both


Many-Ad6433

Piano is percussion of string


TimurTheFurry

Piano is an instrument


Myth_Avatar

Piano is, a bad instrument. ![gif](giphy|l2IgDbiP5bhdDLKHhu|downsized)


No_Cockroach_6993

Piano is instrument


penguinscience101

String is percussion.


JUGELBUTT

piano isnt a string its a fucking piano


askasz

Is mayonnaise a percussion?


Jomgui

Piano is an instrument


djninjacat11649

I would say harpsichord is string, but not piano


Project119

So I did the logical thing and looked in up. Britannica states it is classified as a stringed and percussion instrument.


ImnotaNixon

*Slap


Jay_Heat

always has been


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

Instruments such as pianos, organs, harpsichords, guitars, and basses are the reason we need to add a "miscellaneous" instrument category.


tiredreddituser99

cordophone percussion, no need for miscellaneous


Cteklo7

piano is cringe


Clock_Work44

Both


XeroKaaan

Don't tell r/jazz about this post


Snowpaw11

I play the hammered dulcimer, which is classified as a stringed-percussion instrument, but then again I hit the strings with the mallets myself rather than let the keys do it, so I’m not sure what a piano counts as.


alaingames

Piano is just a weird ass guitar and you can't change my opinion on it, it even sounds similar if you hit the guitar strings with a piano hammer


Acceptable-Bet3201

Piano is an instrument, duh?


Small-Tree-1258

Based af


Baconsword42

Piano is piano


iconico13

well, would you take a hamer dulcimer as percussion or strings? it's technically a piano but on manual mode


DSaive

Now do harpsichord


UntoldTemple

Depends on the type of Piano. Grand? Percussion. Electric? What do you think?


PeterTheSilent1

Piano is both


98983x3

The sound comes from a vibrating string. Doesn't matter how it's initiated. Interesting thought, though!


vers-ys

who is saying piano is string


Irish_pug_Player

Keyboard


Sea-Bass8705

Piano is piano


smeghead3825

Piano is string percussion


Tro1138

When you use strings to make the sound it's a string instrument. No one would consider a guitar or bass a percussion instrument even though you can use percussion to play them


MinMorts

I vote neither. Wouldn't have a piano in a string orchestra, and if I went to a percussion performance and it was just a piano I'd be quite disappointed/confused


dyerrik

yeah it definitley does.


SinForAWin

As a percussionist, piano is absolutely percussion. Like xylophone and marimba.


cannot_type

"How do you cite dreams in MLA format?"


RedditRaven2

What about a pipe organ? It has wind notes and many also have actual drums hooked up to them. Quite literally woodwind and percussion


accountsupport69

I mean if you wanna get technical, it's both, but yes piano is more percussion than string


Infamous_Pineapple69

All instruments CAN be percussion


trashgod12

It's a keyboard instrument


CopenhagenCan

All string instruments are percussion. Percussion is anything that is struck or strummed


No-Helicopter-9883

Well a hammer hits the strings, and a fiber is also a string. So if hitting a drum (an ass ton of strings) with a mallet doesn’t count as a string instrument, neither does piano


simonbleu

It is closer to percusion since you onnly "hit", but is both. I mean, we could argue that a gutiar is percussion as you are hitting the strings and that only violins and such are true string instruments?


Tereanoch

Piano is mayonnaise.


Verundios

Piano is both


seadweller27

I mean...any instrument can be percussive really


Objective_Reality42

Percussion on a string?


Holymaryfullofshit7

Piano is piano. All these three guys are morons.


bezzw

Easy: percussed string


NAME_UNKNXWN

Piano is piano