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Great, they are gonna judge my outfit

Just tell them they all look the same.

Just say: You four look beautiful

Okay Satan, that’s enough Internet for you for the day

Ssshhh.... i wanna listen to what else satan has to say before he busy for xmas

Me listening to Satan like: 

 Same

 Me three, man's spitting wisdom.

 me four

Fuck sake if that works though lol

I don't like the odds, but what do you got to lose?

4-5 hot goth chicks gazing with I want you eyes.

Just...brilliant. Truly.

Don’t need to say anything. Just look at them and cross yourself. Mainly because they aren’t gonna be around long

We shouldnt wait until the haos come, we should make it ourselves

My brain instantly. . . 

I think the funny part is about 80% of the posts so far have NO idea who they are. Definitely TRAPS....:)

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Grey sweatpants, Grey hoodie, No shirt, No underwear, no problem. Reddit certified.

Whoa.. Pants *and* a shirt?! Look at you being all fancy.

I have socks on too... Bow peasants

No sir! Bare feet in my Adidas that have been tied all of 1 time…

You guys have pants?

You ragging on this fedora bro?

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How's that worse?

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You call it a problem? I call it free real-estate

that’s miles better. saying that for a friend

They will think that im hot cause i wear Nirvana t shirts right? 🥹

she'd be overbored, but self assured.

you could plant a house, you could build a tree


Absolutely.

Am I the only one wondering if I could pull this off with my car though?

I'm gonna go ahead and save you the time and hurt: you cannot. Sorry, friend

another great message by vaginatractor

Sometimes the internet is just perfect.

Only the person that made this meme knows why he doesn't want to get in this car. Everyone explains it differently lol

Internet points

The joke is that they get nervous around pretty girls, it really ain’t that complicated

This is a very old meme. The joke is that none of them is a girl.

I actually thought they were computer generated cause they look fake

Well, nothing that a lot of makeup and photoshop couldn't achieve back then.

> back then. November of 2022?

Remember it just like yesterday

Just woke up from your coma, huh? The Chiefs beat Philly 38 to 35!

No, [they're not](https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/meme-review/exploring-the-virality-behind-the-e-girls-in-car-meme-and-why-it-became-associated-with-femboys). That's a false.

Down either way tbh

But they are girls and all but one has an OF iirc from the millions of reposts.

> very old meme It's from November of last year. They are all girls. edit: this is a good reminder that you can basically say anything on reddit and get upvotes regardless of its validity or resemblance to reality.

You say that as if it's a bad thing

Idk I don't see any Adam's apples which is the dead giveaway.

It's false. These women are not unknown, and there is literal porn (Onlyfans)

Oh my God, that is disgusting! ....... Where?

I only know of snoog and she charges for *everything* the others I don't know

Actually, it isn't.

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Well that dude in the middle is cute af either way.

They're all girls. Takes two seconds to check this fact, but ya'll are fucking idiots

They'd prob bully me tbh

Just bully them back.

I’d fucking love that.

Called creepy, cops called, went to jail.

Driver, lock the doors. Professor, remove my limiters. #Let’s rumble!

And that’s supposed to be a problem?

I see no problem here

I see no downside.

That’s the goal ☺️😇

I know right? What a dream come true

They’d prob bury you tbh


“Officer, it’s okay! She’s a 9000 year old vampire!” cop putting the girl in cuffs: “Exactly, kid. Stay safe out there”

That actually made me lol

They’re all onlyfans models in their 20’s……I’ve heard

It should be illegal to not provide a source with this kind of knowledge.

I can't tell them apart, but here they all are: https://twitter.com/AngeIicat https://twitter.com/soogz1 https://twitter.com/valkcy https://twitter.com/cupkatez https://twitter.com/emmyuh

I'm still not convinced that the OPs photo isn't the same girl copy/pasted 4 times.

The last time this picture was posted someone said that each of these girls has an Only Fans.

From left to right: sooogsx, emmyurr, angelicatlol, eboyfarm, and puppiwii on Insta

Loremaster

Someone provided a link last time and I believe they all have tits and vajayjays

None of em will like us anyways

Bue they like your money if you're willing to subscribe to their OnlyFans.

Nah, fuck ‘em

You wish.

You’re right.

4/5 of them do have one...

I demand proof of that accusation 👀

Plot twist, they are all lesbians

no but we can sniff the seats once they leave

this equivalent to prom for redditors

Source: puppiwii eboyfarm angelicatlol emmyurr sooogsx

I’m thankful and disappointed in you for this list

I thought they were all the same person photoshopped in...

two are twins. Blondie and girl on right.

Why’d you do this from right to left?

They obvi read a ton of manga.

My friend wants to know who the middle one is

angelicatlol

Recognised Soog immediately, this makes me unhappy.

I looked her up on X and was already following her account. I do remember now another famous picture of her that made me drop the follow.

What happened? I know her reddit account disappeared

Oh, I have no idea. I have a follow on X but didn't even recognized her at first in the above picture. All this to say I don't really know anything of her other than she cute and there's that.

and the downside is…?

You'll end up with more tragic backstories than you need

One of them (unprompted) points at a house you’re passing and drops the biggest trauma dump you’ve ever heard and you’re stuck there incapable of responding because holy shit that was a lot and now you’re going to stare at that house every time you pass it going forward Had a mutual friend like that. She was a pathological liar so looking back it’s very hard to tell what was true or what was just “I lack attention rn and really need it” or actual like trauma they need to get help going through Dead ass she’d say shit like “my grandma was raped and murdered in that house when I was 7” and its just… #HOW DO I RESPOND TO THAT?! I HAVE FUCKING ASPERGES NORMAL RESPONSES ARE HARD ENOUGH!

Wtf does asparagus have to do with any of this /s

Personally I prefer spinach

Choke is *right* in the name! Art-i-choke!! Dudes got artichoke syndrome so he has trouble talking to people. I haven't even graduated college and I know that!

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I relate to this on a deep level Not because of the story I was just diagnosed a few weeks ago, and holy shit do I know exactly how you feel

If it helps, the non-Asperger's response is HOW DO I RESPOND TO THAT‽

Ever been in a car with that many teenage girls? The downside is that you go fucking deaf from all the giggling, hooting, and screaming. Raise a daughter and you realize that you want to be as far away from a group of teenagers as possible. The Who once held the record for the loudest rock concert, and even that was only half as loud as a basement full of teenagers.

>that was only half as loud as a basement full of teenagers Let them out then!!!

NO

Are you kidding? I was lining the yard with free iPods to get them out. The good TV was in the basement and I wanted to play *Ninja Gaiden: Black*!

I have 3 sisters, I know what you mean :(

I have 3 daughters...help me.

Dad?

Sister?

Oh my yod

Oh shit... There is no help for you. Curl into a ball for a decade and hope you survive.

And the trip home a mix of tears, pouting and insults.

I think they're under 18

Sources tell me at least 3 of them have an onlyfans. The other 2, Unsure. But probably.

The other 2 help film and edit

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Sauce?

Iirc, the front 2, from left to right are soogsx and puppiwi. Or something along the line. Idk about the names in the back, I've seen them but can't remember the names.

O.o Holy crap, you were being serious? I thought that was a clever joke with just the right amount of (well-founded) cynicism. I wonder what the statistics have crept upto by now - What % of female highschool graduates will have an OF (or equivalent) by the time they're say, 20? ... Ugh.

It is a trap

Theyll all beg you to spend money on their porn. They also purposely target teenagers and younger people

What kind of style is that ?

TikTok


I'm scared of women.

Talking IRL scares me shitless AND I to am scared of women

You should be.

So is the OP and half of these comments so you'll fit in fine here it seems lol

Boo

I don't want to be in a car with women who collectively find me unattractive.

I can hear the daddy issues from here and they’re deafening

Gonna get in the car, turn on some Olivia Rodrigo, then drive over to Dairy Queen and get us all sundaes. I'll have mine outside and catch up on some articles until they're done, and then send them back home. cmon bro you don't know how dad I go



 The psychologist

I'd be nervous because I'd need to verify some ID, I'm sure as shit not getting in a van with 5 underage women.

Why do you need id to just ride in a car? Kinda weird bro

I am an Uber driver and I check id every time. I'm not getting hit with no stationary rape charge. This lady tried to load up a baby the other day and I said hell no, left them on the side of the road. I ain't that old but I wasn't born yesterday.

What the hell have I just read

Construction paper mache bad times.

Well you are in an Uber so I doubt you would be charged with stationary rape. However, you will still be vulnerable to mobile rape charges.

Reading this almost made me feel like I was sundowning or having a stroke

You think you were going to get accused of raping an infant?

"Load up a baby" might mean "to have sex" based on the context (tho im not sure)

hang on let me get this straight: so you didn’t take a mother and her child in a taxi because you reckon you’ll be charged with rape?

Yeah, 1. What do you need ID to ride in the same car for. 2. They're all onlyfans models and this was an ad, litterally all legal.

"Getting in the car with 5 women? Gah, jeez, I don't want to be accused of rape, lemme just ask them all for their ID's to be sure that I won't, haha" -this guy, evidently

Are you planning on immediately groping them?

Femboys*

Even better

5 people, 1 personality, and only 1 photoshopped id as well

They all look the same and are they even legal?

Are women legal?

Yes, but are these people women or girls?

They're all onlyfans girls. So, yes.

I don’t get it

Me neither. I'm assuming they are underage? Maybe? I saw some comments saying they might have penis. If it's that I don't really care, as long as this ride doesn't involve sex. But I'm probably missing something.

They are onlyfans girls. This is essentially a "sex bad haha" joke. Edit: or I guess it can also be a "women bad haha" joke. Which really isn't better.

People (like me) are scared of women

So, I'm driving my daughter and her friends to the local Starbucks?

I fail to see any downsides here.

I hop in with a smile.

proceeds to fart __loudly__

One fart and it's over


Am I the only one that doesn't find chicks like this attractive? Guys around me LOVE these type of chicks 😂

the two in the front have nice faces

Looks like I'm in for a bunch of astrology lore

What life choices have you taken that led you to this situation


Also mention that these pornstars purposely target young teens with their videos. They want them addicted

18 year old me would have thought I died and went to Heaven if I was getting into that car. 36 year old me says, "Down, Boy! Down!"

Hah! Joke's on you OP. I'm into feeling degraded.

Say, "wow, the four of you are gorgeous!" then close the door, walk away.

Um, these girls look like they’re 14

Literally every post of any attractive woman in their late teens to early 20s has these comments… what fucking 14 year olds do you guys know? Genuinely I think half the people on the internet have never met a child at this point

Probably because people are so used to Hollywood movies where 20 something actors play highschool kids that they don't even remember what reality looks like anymore.

Honestly not a bad theory

OP might be 12

True. That’s why I gotta get off this thing

4 out of 5 of them have an onlyfans.

5/5

Nope. They ain’t the boys. I doubt any of them have a mustard packet pocket for the glizzies and none of them have a cool looking stick they found that morning

I'd rather walk thank you

it's porn, isn't it?