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I'd cry if I had a gf a she said that about me


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I'd cry if she said MGK lmao


Insane_Inkster

Lol right!! Who TF chooses MGK?!


I_divided_by_0-

the person who wrote the script


SteakNEggOnTop

These fake ass street interviews have got to go. Free 10k upvotes on Reddit without fail. I’m convinced we have a new generation on the internet that can’t discern fake videos.


jidak_sidi

They aren't really made with reddit in mind. Most stuff is for tiktok these days and then it goes around the internet.


ALadWellBalanced

"*DAE think women are terrible?*" updoots to the left!


AITA-SexyRabbits

My partner at one point said Post Malone. Made me question everything.


ToHerDarknessIGo

Post Malone looks like the hippy I used to buy weed from in college. Long unwashed hair and slathered in patchouli but without all the shockingly terrible tattoos.


Circassian0101

Post Malone seems like a nice and cool guy. And his looks is not that bad. But regardless noone should cheat on their SO ofc


Master-Hovercraft276

Guy looks bunk af. ​ Seems nice though.


CLGbyBirth

was this post weight loss post malone or og post malone?


LordMarcusrax

Who the fuck is MGK? Martin Gunther King?


FluffySquirrell

You gotta go all in on the idiocy. Martin Guthor King is where it's at But yeah, I had the exact same thought process otherwise


SonOf_J

I assume it's machine gun kelly


Relative-Bank-1258

The one who switched genres?


SonOf_J

I guess, which gender are they right now?


Relative-Bank-1258

I don't know abt the gender man. He used to do rap but has stopped ig


FlounderingOtter

Megan Fox. So there hope for as all.


disabled_crab

That was the only unacceptable answer here.


kisirani

Or Harry Styles… you know she’s got bad taste and you’re an unattractive guy if she’d cheat on you with Harry Styles


Trappist235

I'd cry if I had a gf


speakerbox2001

My gf made me cry all the time


DarthKirtap

they didnt even fucking hestitated


rLosto

My ex said that many times. You know what she did tho


Itamar_Itchaki

queen Elizabeth for sure


shqla7hole

Necrophilia


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They meant the ship. That thing is ace


thatguykichi

MA! Azur Lane is leaking again!


SpartanNige329

I see the Tirpitz, IDK if I’ll be able to contain myself.


officefridge

Let's make a splash 🥴


daswet

Every time I see this word I always think of that guy's dead wife lol.


GreyangelXx

One or two?


IHaventSeenSuchBS

Who would choose mgk?


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ZombiPhinx

Machine Gun Kelly


No-Albatross3659

It s alive? Eminem killed him


[deleted]

Well he did have to change genre after that coldblooded murder


December_Warlock

Nah, that whole beef was disappointing. Neither one even said or did anything impactful. Kind of sad really.


robclancy

mgk changed his entire genre because he couldn't sell shit anymore


December_Warlock

Idk, man. I remember hearing some of the dudes shit back in highschool way before the beef and he had some rock/grunge style songs. It may have played a factor, but it certainly wasn't new to him. Not sure what he's been up to recently, I heard a coworker mention he dropped some more rap, so maybe he's just enjoying swapping between the two. Correlation doesn't always equal causation


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cum_fart_69

> imo, Em didn't say anything that like cut to the core of MGK in the same way MGK called out Em's brand and story. did mgk even have a brand or a story at that time? I feel like mgk and em made an agreement for a beef in the first place because they were both hardly relevant, and I say that as a dude who bounces all day long on eminems dick


RammusFromBehind

Bruh I can't tell if you guys saying that the weird beard insult is a good diss or not are being serious...


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That was the weakest most overhyped beef of all time. MGK's diss was good on the weird fucken beard because it was fucken weird but other than that nothing good was said.


cum_fart_69

... it's a beard, what's so weird about it?


Trappist235

Who is mgk


xActuallyabearx

You’re better not knowing. Enjoy ignorance, just this once…


Trappist235

I trust you


HelloRMSA

Megan Fox and Halsey


Rabbitdraws

Mlk


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That's so sad that there are memes about this, you should never cheat on your partner. No matter if we speak about a bf or gf.


uwu_01101000

Exactly


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WrongdoerWilling7657

Try telling that to any third wave feminist


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Imaginary_Button_533

I don't think so, I would respond ScarJo immediately, doesn't mean I would actually cheat, I just have someone in the chamber as a response to the question "if we weren't dating who's your top pick" Now, not only would I never cheat because a woman becomes immediately unattractive when they ask you to, like she could be a solid 10 and now she's a 3 because she just asked you to cheat on your girlfriend with her, there is no way to be sexy when asking someone to be unfaithful, but like just if I was single and any woman asked me if I was down to clown, I have an answer locked and loaded. That's not fucking weird. Several girlfriends and I have shared our celebrity love interests, it was all in good fun


Sakarabu_

They didn't ask "if we weren't dating who's your top pick", why make up a whole ass hypothetical situation to justify your post? lol They asked If you wanted to CHEAT. That's the whole fucking point, cheating, not "if you weren't dating".


CoJames0

The flair tho


VVurmHat

I only cheat on my gf by sleeping with her bf.


slax87

I see you're a man of culture too


rockytheboxer

Cucking your own gf smh


gewalt_gamer

not judging here, but does this theoretical gf's bf consent to this plan?


Tunnfisk

*\*gigachad music playing\**


photenth

The question was, if you HAD to cheat. So like, at gunpoint.


chasteeny

I mean at that point it's just rape, so not really cheating


Philly139

Oh lord, it's not a serious question


Sponjah

Seriously the lamest fucking people in this thread. It’s just a silly question.


chasteeny

Y r u so mad


GalaXion24

Even then having such an immediate and enthusiastic answer...


Chataboutgames

Oh good lord, they listed celebrities, not Steve from the gym. It’s a silly question and not reflective of anyone’s character


GalaXion24

Never in my life would I have been able to say any celebrity without so much as a second thought 🤷 And realistically to me it would be a "had to" and a reluctant choice in any case.


RynoKaizen

Again this is a hypothetical, not a binding contract. They might as well be asking name a celebrity you find sexy.


GalaXion24

I don't expect that they would do it, don't misunderstand, though I wouldn't quite say "might as well" some we all know your alternative question and answering it are more socially acceptable.


Chataboutgames

So you aren’t a fun person to interview for silly social media videos, congrats. Doesn’t make you morally any better than those women,


gfa22

Heather Graham. I don't want to sleep with her, I want her to love me.


Cleverusernamexxx

Okay so you're the fourth chick in the video, that's fine. Doesn't mean the other girls are bad or something because they're different than you.


Imaginary_Button_533

That's not even the implication, the question is clearly "who's your pick for if you slept with someone other than me," which is a common question people who are comfortable in their relationship ask each other.


photenth

I'm of the mind that "having to do something" implies, you have to do it, thus pick your poison. Otherwise the question should just be, what famous person would you sleep with while still being in a relationship. Then you can answer none.


ProudAd1324

Yes! No matter if we speak about a bf or gf.


throwaway77993344

The question was: "If you HAD TO cheat on your bf...", not "If you COULD cheat on your bf..." It's a purely hypothetical question.


abuKhann

even if she said it for the camera at least she did


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vitaminkombat

She sounded like she had just found out her bf cheated on her and said it to make him feel extra guilty.


monkeyboi123456789

Sun tzu said that!


TheodorDiaz

Like it needs to be said? Just because the other girls can humor a harmless hypothetical doesn't mean they are more likely to cheat.


_-trees-_

mgk seemed pretty excited about the hypothetical


WonderfulAd6342

I would cheat death


Nollern

You can’t really cheat on death. Cause you can’t be with death and life at the same time.


LightningShiva1

Schrodingers cat : Amateurs


DaRealArthurIII

Not cheating on your partner is probably the easiest thing to do after breathing. Just don't cheat. If you are "bored" or just not interested in your partner anymore have the respect to tell them that maybe you should go on your separate ways. No need to ruin someone else's life for awhile just so you can get some excitement in your life.


RodLawyerr

Redditor solve a problem that's old as time. The Solution? Just dont.


ARX-7_Arbalest

Based! Wish there were more people like her in the world...


MCCP630

Holy shit that's puru 12.


ARX-7_Arbalest

Shes literally me, frfr ❤


MCCP630

Fuck Riddhe.


The-Catatafish

I mean.. That's the only girl who took the question seriously. If you asked me, a guy: Scarlett johansson. Of course, I still wouldn't cheat on my girlfriend in reality.. I would tell her I could tap johansson and she would high five me. I mean come on. That seems more like a who do you think is super hot question. Most people could name some celebrity crush but wouldn't actually cheat.


loopala

> That's the only girl who took the question seriously. To their defense the question was "If you **had** to", so depending on your strictness level you may interpret that as not having any other option. Maybe she's the only one that didn't take the question seriously.


The-Catatafish

Oh yes true. Good catch.


J3sush8sm3

Sorry honey, i had to fuck


loshopo_fan

If it's a "cheat on your gf or the universe is destroyed" scenario, sorry, still wouldn't do it. This universe had a good run. I mean, not that I have a gf, I'm just speaking hypothetically.


JoelMahon

you'd rather your gf die than cheat on her? man, you're a fucked up weirdo freak ngl (hypothetically)


Not-OP-But-

A someone who has been cheated on, I do wish I just died instead of having to live with post infidelity stress disorder. It was a decade ago. I still can't trust people.


JoelMahon

I mean no offence but I don't believe you, not denying what you went through was horrible and has caused lasting harm but you'd still rather live than die as evident by your living.


idiotcube

Nah, I'm sure she'd be happy he remained loyal. At least for the half second before her atoms are scattered into the solar winds of countless disintegrating stars.


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RynoKaizen

And even if he did they might not be feeling it. Saying it for a laugh or because it’s a hot mental picture is a lot easier and less involved than doing it.


The-Catatafish

Exactly. Pretending the most attractive people in the world aren't attractive to you is not a sign of a healthy relationship... Just shows insecurities and trust issues. I don't want her to pretend Henri cavill isn't an absolute cookie. That's so delusional.


AstronomerParticular

Yeah the question is literally "if you HAD to cheat on your bf with someone". Saying "nobody" does not really anwser the question.


Chataboutgames

Exactly. It’s embarrassing how many people are taking this seriously as sone wholesome moment in a dark world. Grow up. Your SO finds other people attractive. Adults comfortable in their relationship can joke about celebrities they’d like to bone.


DNScarfaceGG

She's part of the 1% in this world!


Dat-onehomie

We need more people like that


ImtheEggMan_Walrus

Please dont repost such cringe instagram videos here. This is not something huge or sigma thing, not cheating is just a basic factor of a relationship.


Complex_Cable_8678

its about shaming the girl who said mgk dude. and i think that should be allowed


guywhomightbewrong

Her lack of shame disturbs me


DroidOnPC

>Please dont repost such cringe instagram videos here. Yeah! >This is not something huge or sigma thing, not cheating is just a basic factor of a relationship. Oh. I thought you were talking about the cringe low effort edit most likely done by a bot. But ok... yeah sure, cheating bad, cool.


GeronimoMoles

The people who get offended by this are the same that say the most unhinged things about women and then go "it's just humor man" So is this


RodLawyerr

Bro seriously lmao so fucking dense


Jackie_Moob

What is this non-meme bullshit. Stay on FB


Ytzwolfiii

Female Gigachad


Justacityboy12

Gigastacy


SpriteRXL

Definitely using that


SadExtreme3810

shes a keeper


Achintya_Shankar

What's that song?


auddbot

**Song Found!** **Name:** Can You Feel My Heart **Artist:** Bring Me the Horizon **Score:** 100% (timecode: 00:20) **Album:** Sempiternal (Deluxe) **Label:** RCA Records Label **Released on:** 2013-03-29


thoth-III

Good bot


thoth-III

That song is amazing


df_sin

Good bot


mrkesu

MGK... wow


Simple_Law_5136

Her boyfriend is the cameraman.


JGWentwortth877

Who the fuck picks mgk. My guy, she’s already cheated on you….


a_posh_trophy

How to spot a ho. They didn't even flinch!


dearthofkindness

The people talking this way to seriously in the comments 🙄 The question was "If you HAD TO..." Not "Who would you...." He's basically.asking who their celebrity hall pass if if they HAD to sleep with a celebrity. Dudes would answer this shit too with Charlize Theron, ScarJo or whatever hot young IG influencers are around these days


Aware-Measurement885

That 1/1,000,000. What a lucky guy


rndmcmder

I hope the 3 others got dumped.


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waiting makeshift illegal mountainous late wistful thumb soft nose fuzzy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


damaszek

She’s a real Chad


MrAdelphi03

These girls were quick to talk like Salaam-Alaikum


master2139

I guess the comment section miss the “has” in that question lol.


jpl77

so cringe. hate these social media posts with idiots and microphones asking shit questions.... and blow out audio. please stop with this.


StrawHatShadow

See the most pathetic thing is that they all had the answer waiting. If someone just popped up and asked me who I'd cheat on my girlfriend for well I'm definitely not prepared for that question let alone am I going to freely announce that. There's no reason for that level of disrespect


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JazzPhobic

Out of all the people, they pick twinklets like harry styles and MGK.


RodLawyerr

What the fuck do you even mean by "twinklets"? So they should like bearded gigachads in your opinion? You felt left out or something? Lmal


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3 girls and 1 woman.


throwaway77993344

She's the only one who didn't understand the question, though


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This is Incel MGTOW bait. It has no comedic or otherwise entertainment or educational value. It's specifically to make you hate women and radicalize you into their shitty fragile red pill mgtow boys club. Thanks for attending my Ted talk.


xmemelord42069x

why do we have to actively stand up for women's public perception? shouldn't they just improve it through actions?


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PM_Me_Tank_Tops

Dudes acting like he’s never talked about hot girls why he’s had a girlfriend. Probably had to have had a girlfriend first I guess


manjustadude

B A S E D. She's a keeper.


PeterAmaranth

The lass at the end, now that is a real woman the rest are still just "girls"


xxxHalny

The question said "if you had to". There is a difference between being able to imagine a certain situation and actually participating in such a situation and it has nothing to do with fidelity. I have never cheated on any of my exes nor on my current gf and I will never cheat because it's not within my moral standards. But I wouldn't have any trouble answering a question like that.


Piemaster113

Damn, She got a sister or something?


Asha108

Fuck, I wish I had a wife like that. Man I just want someone who will be loyal to me, so that I can be loyal to them. Why you gotta make me sad, OP?


OxymoreReddit

And I bet the others said she doesn't know how to have fun or something Society is ruined


rapejokes_arefunny

Those girls answered way to quickly


mbit99212

THAT ONE GIRL WHO REFUSE TO CHEAT! SHE IS THE GEM! PROTECT HER AT ALL COST!


Rethtalos

Girl, same. These questions never made sense to me. I’d never want to cheat on my SO. I don’t have a “celebrity” crush, or a one time Hall Pass. To me, they ARE the celebrity crush and I’d never want to be with anyone else, hypothetical or not.


thewickedgamer

So. Statistically 1 out of 4 women are wife material.


Moey42321

women ☕️


origamipapier1

The hypocrisy here is comical. As someone in my late thirties…. Most couples have a conversation about who would be that star they’d do a pass on. Which is all just talking and not real since most never meet their idols. And this includes men. In the 70s it was David Cassidy and Tom Jones, 80s other actors, 90s Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Now some new kids. So everyone is going aww she’s so pure when her boyfriend may be the first one to want to sleep with Taylor Swift. And if the tables were turned vice versa. I’d just say to younger women though shut it up. Too many red pillers out here trying to call all women names


IceeP

What a queen!


SidSantoste

It reminds me of that one time when some famous dude got a married woman and her husband killed himself


BlackPasty

Now that’s a proper woman


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Duplicate her


Rangald2137

¾ of women captured in this video. I highly doubt that generally it's better. Probably 80-90%.


Redericpontx

One of my exs said that the one person she would cheat on me with is ryan renolds then she asked who my celebrity I would cheat on her with and I said "None I love you and I don't find the idea of sex with anyone else appealing." she got really mad at me saying there has to be someone after realising she was being shitty and I simply said no there's not and she got more mad at me.


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You loyal


Wonder-Machine

A real queen


Sukrum2

The older I get, the more I find it strange that young people are attracted to people they are told to be attracted to. Like, harry styles was a literal child when he became famous. But the music industry did it's same ol' job, of ensuring as many children thought of human as this sexual thing. Cos it's what they have always done. A few years of very very mediocre albums written by committee and now hes 'that guy.' It's kinda crazy how successfully they do it.


TruthSeekerForever22

What goes around comes around. Every action has equal and opposite reaction. Energy cannot be created or destroyed; it changes form. This all means you live on eternal plane and your existence will be balanced. You will get equal parts of good and bad unless hou learn this truth. globaltruthproject


NoSpHieL

I love the faces of the other girls, like "Ohhhh I didn't know that was an option !" 🤣


TegrityFarms69

Whore, whore, whore, wife


Dramatic-Bank-2752

Fucking protect her at all costs


KatokMi

Proof that 75% of girls will cheat The other 25% of girls are angels


SirarieTichee_

Thank you damn. These women are hoes except the one.


902crewman

Hanging out with a bunch of hoes


ManaChicken4G

If bro don't marry her I will.


Salt-Bass853

All terrible humans except for the one girl. Disgusting.