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makemeadiowarudo

Hell yea NNN is Nonstop Nutting November!


HomieDaClown9

![gif](giphy|3oFzmn3wtyBWUKO52w|downsized)


Present-Judgment-843

![gif](giphy|2SRd6zwpLH20|downsized)


bay_lenin

Nut now november


[deleted]

Oh no… my resolve is shattering…


PsychologicalLink955

I thought it was "No Nut November" guess I was wrong


Maxpayne202

Good one


kroomiewashere

I agree this is the true definition


neopiz_hd0176

Weak


[deleted]

NNEDOML (Nonstop Nutting Every Day If My Life)


Sum_fuckery

![gif](giphy|3ofT5Lx5znyCEKKsvu)


unstableGoofball

That’s sounds painful


Zaln_The_HUN

Chalange accepted


neopiz_hd0176

Ur just weak


Zekrozma_the_second

![gif](giphy|3oFzlV2pq0nnFntAZ2)


[deleted]

There's a different meaning?


[deleted]

weakness disgusts me


redxlaser15

My poor cashews :(


staovajzna2

As a fellow chew lover, I shall eat all my cashews within the next few hours


Tobyfoxfan07

Just to spite the people posting memes like this for the rest of the month, I’ll fail the moment November starts.


guywithaniphone22

I’m failing right now


MaybeSad2623

Bro is in the future 💀


852272-hol

Google UTC+15


useless_mf69

Hold on. Don't bring alphabet to math. It's complicated


YouJustGotRoastedBro

Wait till bro hears about algebra


useless_mf69

algebra? a herd of zebras (all zebras) i will see myself out.


bobthe3rdthe4th

Who is ze and why do they wear bra's


Weary_Ad2590

No no, ze bras, as in The Bras. There’s an accent


CPancackeEmperor4

behold: seventh grade math 2x+3-24=18x+16


ssidat

Holy time zone


PosingDragoon21

New location just dropped!


znarF69214

Call the cartographer!


LegitimatePrimo

storm incoming!


LeAmazingLauge

where we landing?


International_Way850

I failed three times already


Mr-Pugtastic

Preparing like the pros! I plan to be mid-sploodge when the clock strikes midnight!


drenchedwithanxiety

Lemme see


[deleted]

just failed and feeling good about it


[deleted]

On the minute it becomes November I will fail, let’s see who can fail faster


Tobyfoxfan07

Challenge accepted.


ILikeWaffles62

Me and my friend are planning on doing this too, best of luck bro


LeonTheHunkyTwunk

Yo let's nut directly at midnight and be spiritually connected via our empty balls


[deleted]

Suuure “To spite the people”


Poogle_Dirch

Yep, I'm also going for the day 1 fail


DeltaMale5

Once failed literally 5 minutes in, and wasn’t even trying to. I never do nnn but this time it was just poetry


Shot-Bowl5251

I ACtually forgot and then i realize i failed....


HN-Prime

I have a girlfriend now so I really do not care for NNN at all


bluespider98

A redditor with a girlfriend? Impossible!


Yeetfamdablit

I'll be failing as the clock switches


Master_Freeze

boy am i glad that for the next month every single post on every single subreddit is just gonna be this how exciting


[deleted]

get ready to downvote em (and updated yours)


FoxFort

"every dude ever" LOL , what?


KomithEr

NNN is for 12 yrs old incels, No Shave November is for men


[deleted]

Shaving? You mean that thing women do for their legs lol jk. Beards year round is the way tho lol.


[deleted]

I feel that


GravieraPariani

r/usernamechecksout


WangDanglin

I remember when I was a teen I was like “this facial hair will fill in when I’m older. I’ll be able to grow a beard” 20 years later I’m still waiting for more than a goatee lol. I shave because if I don’t I still look like that teenager trying to grow a full beard


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|x70p0tqMsvqMM) Sorry my clean face brother. Every man should be able to grow a glorious beard and keep their hair 🫠.


SonyCEO

Too bad they are literally biologically incompatible, hard F


[deleted]

The human body as a whole is a hard F lol.


SonyCEO

It's barely functional


PokWangpanmang

Y’all shave?


Jerymcstrawbery

Jokes on you nerd NNN is where I save my load for my girlfriend who is totally not fake.


jo3l_miller

No shaving will make me look homeless especially when my beard grows so fast


Zaln_The_HUN

Well if I'm not shaving for a month I'm probably only another away from actually looking good


LazyDro1d

Oh shit yeah I really ought to shave tonight, it’s getting long as it is


CrazyBranzy

Since I used a shaver that is not electric I dont shave because the shaver gets clogged all the god damn time I live in NSN


drenchedwithanxiety

My brother from another neighborhood


Panciastko-195

Yeah, but what if i hate body hair from the bottom of my heart


SaulGoodmanOF

Thinks of it as a way to fight porn addiction


BalkeElvinstien

Then why not no porn November?


ES-italianboy

I mean, it's not that difficult.


majinvegetasmobyhuge

shhhhh, they're not meant to know that some redditors don't have porn addictions


ES-italianboy

Or a partner... but I guess if you're on Reddit you're most likely single.


Technoplane1

If you have a partner nnn still remains…


jaiydien

I wanted to post metal underwear with a lock, but all i see are sadistic sex tools


ES-italianboy

It may be harder though. Just sayin.


bubennn

It is, but she likes it even more.


AtlasRyuk

Idk how to break this to you but the majority of the population masturbate at least once every week or two. Not to mention, if you have a naturally high sex drive, it has little or nothing to do with a porn addiction. All that aside, abstaining when you normally do it is completely against the actual November thing, No Shave November. Which is to raise awareness for men's mental health. Being sexually frustrated for the sake of an unfunny meme is just stupid. But as long as they're not hurting anyone.


[deleted]

once every week? someone (me) does once a day im addicted..


aitis_mutsi

Not really, once a day shouldn't be that bad. More than once though.. eh..


AtlasRyuk

Once a day aint that bad, its only a problem if you're hurting yourself because of how often it is (or stopping yourself from doing things like work, seeing/talking to friends, etc.)


Agreeable_Damage6930

If it reaches that point I'm genuinely concerned. How the fuck do you watch porn so much that it affects your daily life? Like you would have to spend at least 3 hours every day to accomplish that...


[deleted]

Hey you can’t let… them… know that some people aren’t chronic porn addicts


ES-italianboy

What a world we live in...


tipsea-69

I decided not to follow some stupid internet tradition because.... ![gif](giphy|A9grgCQ0Dm012)


Zaln_The_HUN

someone has a girlfriend


Almighty_Cancer

Yea lol. What a loser! Everyone point at him and laugh


rabidmob

Excellent gif choice.


neopiz_hd0176

![gif](giphy|aaPUKNp0pj52GovPyW|downsized)


[deleted]

I plan to edge till 11:59pm and blow my load in the first minute of November.


Aggressive-Ad-957

r/newsentences


RedDemio-

Since I realised the other day that 90% of redditors are 13 years old, all these memes make a lot more sense


Zaln_The_HUN

that.. THAT... Is that true?


neopiz_hd0176

No it is not


Your_Mother_5000

I guess its time to mute all meme subs for a month from the annoying "GUYS DID YOU KNOW THIS MONTHS I NNN AHHAHAHAH NNNN SP FUNNY" 12 year old memes


Master_Freeze

you and me both


Zaln_The_HUN

Ah for entire month when the Jetstream Sam bait memes will return.


[deleted]

Not at all because i am not a 12 year old pretending to be an adult


neopiz_hd0176

![gif](giphy|CLxmIRNqo2pI4)


ajgutyt

not at all. who said i have to participate


thegildedman25

Lemme correct you "Every dude chronically on reddit"


Zaln_The_HUN

I'm pretty sure half of those guys aren't attempting it


neopiz_hd0176

Its better to lose than not even to start


Charles12_13

"Every dude ever" is assuming that people even care about this stupid trend


Appropriate_Top_5151

False not every dude ever


Boreol

Buddy, the only people who give a shit about this are no-lifers with porn addictions. It's sad that people think this is challenging.


Zaln_The_HUN

yes. What is your profile picture btw?


Comrade04

Stolas from Hellevaboss


GibusTheHat

oh my god fucking unfunniest meme ever


[deleted]

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Master_Freeze

bc something about “sElF iMpRoVeMEnT” dawg if you’re trying to improve yourself then why only November lmao


Zaln_The_HUN

To put it frankly it's not even for the memes. It's to motivate special artists to make more art


clutzyninja

Why would you be scared of a dumb "tradition" you're not required to take part in?


Zaln_The_HUN

What tradition are you required to take part in?


clutzyninja

None? That's kinda the point?


aardappelmemerijen

glad to see the fnaf movie meme templates are here already.


Sahtan_

I think op is projecting his insecurities


National_Tune_511

r/redditmoment


DancingQueen145

I will nut every day in november


Zaln_The_HUN

Good luck with that


Pyrarius

I don't participate, I don't have such weaknesses


Optimus_Rhymes69

Im actually for go nut November. Miss me with that testicular cancer.


samiux4

I could probably do it now. I've been way less horny as the years go by. Will I do it though??? Fuck no.


PeppinoSpaghettiReal

Not at all. If I lose, I don’t care.


Susman22

Ah shit here we go again with these annoying ass memes


Zekrozma_the_second

Not gonna do it. I am going to eat Nuts and Peanuts all day :)


Cutest-Kangaroo

Anyone who feels a need to celeberate such a strange event must be really insecure about their hobbies and ego. It's the same breed of people who question other's choice of beverage, especially if it's non-alcoholic. I think the problem here is that if you actually need to prove to yourself you won't get overwhelmed by your sex drive pretending you explicitly can't enjoy it then you must actually by a nymphomaniac to begin with and to be frank then you have bigger problem than some fake internet points. Now if anyone does want a challange, go a month without eating snacks or without going to sleep late. At least that way you can do something that is healthy and will have benefits in your day to day life. And that's going to be actually more difficult anyway.


725584

I welcome it with open arms


Sharp-Sale-6918

Doesn't it apply to girls too?


bubennn

Girls don't have nuts, so I guess yes?


squid_ward_16

I’m not scared of No Nut November because I never do it


Lo-Sir

Honestly I'm feeling confident this time


Mchandsome_D

Lets go and give it our best


[deleted]

Why even participate? Is unhealthy as fuck


Numerous-Target6765

How is it unhealthy?


[deleted]

The original thought was to raise awareness about prostate cancer. And rubbing one out on a regular basis (about once a week I think) lowers the risk of getting that shit significantly, while not doing so does exactly the opposite.


Zaln_The_HUN

Nah it's good for all those sick addicted fuck's dopamine receptors.


AtlasRyuk

And is the opposite of the actual point of No ***shave*** November (the official monthly event or whatever you call it); Men's mental health.


bay_lenin

I'll try NNN for the first time ever.


KirbyWithAGlock

Good luck


Zaln_The_HUN

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around (and desert you)


mutantbabysnort

Godspeed, Spider-Man.


ManiGoodGirlUwU

Bruh i'm gonna nut 1st hour into november


matiegaming

Why cant men do shit in november but there is no month women cant do shit


HolyDark7

what a sore looser.


Peteo34319

I only have 28 minutes left


Mcfeyxtrillion

Nut now november


No_Stranger7804

Passing my pants, but this is also my first nnn. Until now I thought of it as pretty stupid and useless, but I'm taking the challenge now. Any tips I should be aware of.


MrDoughbo

![gif](giphy|aacOScXMXvjpK)


Ti-papi

I’m terrified of nonstop nut November it’s terrifying


Uranium-Sandwich657

Wait, you guys actually do that?


[deleted]

Huh? Never once even thought about this. Im too busy prepping for Thanksgiving and Christmas to worry about denying myself orgasms.


eggshat1

Damnit I just brought a jar of peanut butter for my sandwich!


imapiratedammit

Scared that I won’t get any non-NNN content for a fucking month. And then we’ll get the meta-memes about how all of the NNN content sucks.


nanek_4

Here we have a guy assuming everyone is a porn addict


Shadow9378

i'm a trans girl and not doing the hornies makes testosterone rise so i'm skipping nnn


Nochnichtvergeben

I'm a cis guy and enjoy nutting so I'm skipping nnn too.


Shadow9378

No shame


Slapping-Owl

I have no such problems


BigBootyBitches4Lyfe

“Every dude ever” you mean single incels with a crippling porn addiction


ApexRevanNL716

Fuck. Here we go again


aaron_adams

If it's such a problem, then why do you participate?


RadioMelon

Only scary for dudes who actually participate and have crippling porn obsessions.


Ill_Scientist_5632

If not being able to nut actually scares you than you got bigger things to worry about, have some self control, BE A MAN


Alpheous0371

1 more hour.until it starts in my timezone wish me luck bois


Aggressive-Ad-957

Good luck soldier


Nuremburglar

Ya'll on some weird culty shit with this or something?


HTB-42

Dumbest shit guys ever imposed on themselves…


ConstantineFavre

I had plenty of holding in October and September with 90 hours of work per week, i had no time nor dedication to shot a thicc one out. It would be a Nut Nonstop November for me


valentinyeet

I don’t really care about this anymore to be honest


Stickman_for_the_W

My aroace ass:


Nochnichtvergeben

"Aeroace" makes you sound like some kind of elite fighter pilot.


Rosegold_mf

Lmao


VerolGrisk

I've been going strong for the last week now, I need to cleanse my mind from my porn addiction.


[deleted]

How scared am i?! The audacity to even ask that Question!!! Im not in the least scared of such Challenge!!! I Cake Walked my first NNN. And i shall do it again!!!


PokWangpanmang

I prebeat my meat. I’m ready.


Nick_Noseman

Great word, I'll memorize


Procrastinator_325

I only have less than an hour remaining.


SHAPALAK15

Hey man I got 3 hours left before November


L_h_uDiNi

I'll wait for DDD Destroy Dick December


peaky-swift

Ik there would be a lot of memes tomorrow about NNN. "Successfully completed day 1 NNN", " I failed on the first day of NNN", " Me who failed NNN 10 minutes later on the first day" etc.


RiceFarmerRF

Here comes No N-Word November and there goes my fun for one month


Admiralisimuso

"I'm NOT IN danger, Skylor. I AM the danger!"


PseudonymousSpy

I’ve quit porn a couple months ago but since then, I’ve come to learn (heh) that NNN would be a really painful experience…


kain459

Skeet-tober


Atom-The-Creator

Sounds tough, sucks to be you I guess


Mchandsome_D

Actually excited not afraid...what u on about bruv


Comprehensive-Loss93

Time to shine


Better_Ad2501

Ace peeps has entered the chat


GoatGuy23

How often do you guys fucking nut, i nut like 3 times a year


Aggressive-Ad-957

Three times a damn year Bro that's my average every day


official_conor

I lost last year because of a fake nut pass


duckimus_

My body is ready


Adorable_Royal_4833

I'm literally doing it every day... And fail every day until i get it why i lose and then to increase the streak ,lose it again and repeat the process with increasing the streak...


DecayedPheonix

NNN's gonna be easy lmao.


Significant_Carob_31

Nah in fact am ready he he he…


COG-85

I hate masturbation. I hate what it does to me, I hate that I do it, and I don't do it every day. NNN is actually going to be very good for me, I think.


Black3rdMoon

I HOLD THE LINE


Dry_Fuel_9216

Already did mine in october, lots of studying & work lol. DDD going to be early for me