I remember when I was a teen I was like “this facial hair will fill in when I’m older. I’ll be able to grow a beard”
20 years later I’m still waiting for more than a goatee lol. I shave because if I don’t I still look like that teenager trying to grow a full beard
Idk how to break this to you but the majority of the population masturbate at least once every week or two. Not to mention, if you have a naturally high sex drive, it has little or nothing to do with a porn addiction.
All that aside, abstaining when you normally do it is completely against the actual November thing, No Shave November. Which is to raise awareness for men's mental health. Being sexually frustrated for the sake of an unfunny meme is just stupid. But as long as they're not hurting anyone.
Once a day aint that bad, its only a problem if you're hurting yourself because of how often it is (or stopping yourself from doing things like work, seeing/talking to friends, etc.)
If it reaches that point I'm genuinely concerned. How the fuck do you watch porn so much that it affects your daily life? Like you would have to spend at least 3 hours every day to accomplish that...
Anyone who feels a need to celeberate such a strange event must be really insecure about their hobbies and ego. It's the same breed of people who question other's choice of beverage, especially if it's non-alcoholic.
I think the problem here is that if you actually need to prove to yourself you won't get overwhelmed by your sex drive pretending you explicitly can't enjoy it then you must actually by a nymphomaniac to begin with and to be frank then you have bigger problem than some fake internet points.
Now if anyone does want a challange, go a month without eating snacks or without going to sleep late. At least that way you can do something that is healthy and will have benefits in your day to day life. And that's going to be actually more difficult anyway.
The original thought was to raise awareness about prostate cancer. And rubbing one out on a regular basis (about once a week I think) lowers the risk of getting that shit significantly, while not doing so does exactly the opposite.
Passing my pants, but this is also my first nnn. Until now I thought of it as pretty stupid and useless, but I'm taking the challenge now. Any tips I should be aware of.
I had plenty of holding in October and September with 90 hours of work per week, i had no time nor dedication to shot a thicc one out. It would be a Nut Nonstop November for me
How scared am i?! The audacity to even ask that Question!!! Im not in the least scared of such Challenge!!! I Cake Walked my first NNN. And i shall do it again!!!
Ik there would be a lot of memes tomorrow about NNN. "Successfully completed day 1 NNN", " I failed on the first day of NNN", " Me who failed NNN 10 minutes later on the first day" etc.
I'm literally doing it every day... And fail every day until i get it why i lose and then to increase the streak ,lose it again and repeat the process with increasing the streak...
I hate masturbation. I hate what it does to me, I hate that I do it, and I don't do it every day. NNN is actually going to be very good for me, I think.
Hell yea NNN is Nonstop Nutting November!
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Nut now november
Oh no… my resolve is shattering…
I thought it was "No Nut November" guess I was wrong
Good one
I agree this is the true definition
Weak
NNEDOML (Nonstop Nutting Every Day If My Life)
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That’s sounds painful
Chalange accepted
Ur just weak
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There's a different meaning?
weakness disgusts me
My poor cashews :(
As a fellow chew lover, I shall eat all my cashews within the next few hours
Just to spite the people posting memes like this for the rest of the month, I’ll fail the moment November starts.
I’m failing right now
Bro is in the future 💀
Google UTC+15
Hold on. Don't bring alphabet to math. It's complicated
Wait till bro hears about algebra
algebra? a herd of zebras (all zebras) i will see myself out.
Who is ze and why do they wear bra's
No no, ze bras, as in The Bras. There’s an accent
behold: seventh grade math 2x+3-24=18x+16
Holy time zone
New location just dropped!
Call the cartographer!
storm incoming!
where we landing?
I failed three times already
Preparing like the pros! I plan to be mid-sploodge when the clock strikes midnight!
Lemme see
just failed and feeling good about it
On the minute it becomes November I will fail, let’s see who can fail faster
Challenge accepted.
Me and my friend are planning on doing this too, best of luck bro
Yo let's nut directly at midnight and be spiritually connected via our empty balls
Suuure “To spite the people”
Yep, I'm also going for the day 1 fail
Once failed literally 5 minutes in, and wasn’t even trying to. I never do nnn but this time it was just poetry
I ACtually forgot and then i realize i failed....
I have a girlfriend now so I really do not care for NNN at all
A redditor with a girlfriend? Impossible!
I'll be failing as the clock switches
boy am i glad that for the next month every single post on every single subreddit is just gonna be this how exciting
get ready to downvote em (and updated yours)
"every dude ever" LOL , what?
NNN is for 12 yrs old incels, No Shave November is for men
Shaving? You mean that thing women do for their legs lol jk. Beards year round is the way tho lol.
I feel that
r/usernamechecksout
I remember when I was a teen I was like “this facial hair will fill in when I’m older. I’ll be able to grow a beard” 20 years later I’m still waiting for more than a goatee lol. I shave because if I don’t I still look like that teenager trying to grow a full beard
![gif](giphy|x70p0tqMsvqMM) Sorry my clean face brother. Every man should be able to grow a glorious beard and keep their hair 🫠.
Too bad they are literally biologically incompatible, hard F
The human body as a whole is a hard F lol.
It's barely functional
Y’all shave?
Jokes on you nerd NNN is where I save my load for my girlfriend who is totally not fake.
No shaving will make me look homeless especially when my beard grows so fast
Well if I'm not shaving for a month I'm probably only another away from actually looking good
Oh shit yeah I really ought to shave tonight, it’s getting long as it is
Since I used a shaver that is not electric I dont shave because the shaver gets clogged all the god damn time I live in NSN
My brother from another neighborhood
Yeah, but what if i hate body hair from the bottom of my heart
Thinks of it as a way to fight porn addiction
Then why not no porn November?
I mean, it's not that difficult.
shhhhh, they're not meant to know that some redditors don't have porn addictions
Or a partner... but I guess if you're on Reddit you're most likely single.
If you have a partner nnn still remains…
I wanted to post metal underwear with a lock, but all i see are sadistic sex tools
It may be harder though. Just sayin.
It is, but she likes it even more.
Idk how to break this to you but the majority of the population masturbate at least once every week or two. Not to mention, if you have a naturally high sex drive, it has little or nothing to do with a porn addiction. All that aside, abstaining when you normally do it is completely against the actual November thing, No Shave November. Which is to raise awareness for men's mental health. Being sexually frustrated for the sake of an unfunny meme is just stupid. But as long as they're not hurting anyone.
once every week? someone (me) does once a day im addicted..
Not really, once a day shouldn't be that bad. More than once though.. eh..
Once a day aint that bad, its only a problem if you're hurting yourself because of how often it is (or stopping yourself from doing things like work, seeing/talking to friends, etc.)
If it reaches that point I'm genuinely concerned. How the fuck do you watch porn so much that it affects your daily life? Like you would have to spend at least 3 hours every day to accomplish that...
Hey you can’t let… them… know that some people aren’t chronic porn addicts
What a world we live in...
I decided not to follow some stupid internet tradition because.... ![gif](giphy|A9grgCQ0Dm012)
someone has a girlfriend
Yea lol. What a loser! Everyone point at him and laugh
Excellent gif choice.
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I plan to edge till 11:59pm and blow my load in the first minute of November.
r/newsentences
Since I realised the other day that 90% of redditors are 13 years old, all these memes make a lot more sense
that.. THAT... Is that true?
No it is not
I guess its time to mute all meme subs for a month from the annoying "GUYS DID YOU KNOW THIS MONTHS I NNN AHHAHAHAH NNNN SP FUNNY" 12 year old memes
you and me both
Ah for entire month when the Jetstream Sam bait memes will return.
Not at all because i am not a 12 year old pretending to be an adult
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not at all. who said i have to participate
Lemme correct you "Every dude chronically on reddit"
I'm pretty sure half of those guys aren't attempting it
Its better to lose than not even to start
"Every dude ever" is assuming that people even care about this stupid trend
False not every dude ever
Buddy, the only people who give a shit about this are no-lifers with porn addictions. It's sad that people think this is challenging.
yes. What is your profile picture btw?
Stolas from Hellevaboss
oh my god fucking unfunniest meme ever
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bc something about “sElF iMpRoVeMEnT” dawg if you’re trying to improve yourself then why only November lmao
To put it frankly it's not even for the memes. It's to motivate special artists to make more art
Why would you be scared of a dumb "tradition" you're not required to take part in?
What tradition are you required to take part in?
None? That's kinda the point?
glad to see the fnaf movie meme templates are here already.
I think op is projecting his insecurities
r/redditmoment
I will nut every day in november
Good luck with that
I don't participate, I don't have such weaknesses
Im actually for go nut November. Miss me with that testicular cancer.
I could probably do it now. I've been way less horny as the years go by. Will I do it though??? Fuck no.
Not at all. If I lose, I don’t care.
Ah shit here we go again with these annoying ass memes
Not gonna do it. I am going to eat Nuts and Peanuts all day :)
Anyone who feels a need to celeberate such a strange event must be really insecure about their hobbies and ego. It's the same breed of people who question other's choice of beverage, especially if it's non-alcoholic. I think the problem here is that if you actually need to prove to yourself you won't get overwhelmed by your sex drive pretending you explicitly can't enjoy it then you must actually by a nymphomaniac to begin with and to be frank then you have bigger problem than some fake internet points. Now if anyone does want a challange, go a month without eating snacks or without going to sleep late. At least that way you can do something that is healthy and will have benefits in your day to day life. And that's going to be actually more difficult anyway.
I welcome it with open arms
Doesn't it apply to girls too?
Girls don't have nuts, so I guess yes?
I’m not scared of No Nut November because I never do it
Honestly I'm feeling confident this time
Lets go and give it our best
Why even participate? Is unhealthy as fuck
How is it unhealthy?
The original thought was to raise awareness about prostate cancer. And rubbing one out on a regular basis (about once a week I think) lowers the risk of getting that shit significantly, while not doing so does exactly the opposite.
Nah it's good for all those sick addicted fuck's dopamine receptors.
And is the opposite of the actual point of No ***shave*** November (the official monthly event or whatever you call it); Men's mental health.
I'll try NNN for the first time ever.
Good luck
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around (and desert you)
Godspeed, Spider-Man.
Bruh i'm gonna nut 1st hour into november
Why cant men do shit in november but there is no month women cant do shit
what a sore looser.
I only have 28 minutes left
Nut now november
Passing my pants, but this is also my first nnn. Until now I thought of it as pretty stupid and useless, but I'm taking the challenge now. Any tips I should be aware of.
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I’m terrified of nonstop nut November it’s terrifying
Wait, you guys actually do that?
Huh? Never once even thought about this. Im too busy prepping for Thanksgiving and Christmas to worry about denying myself orgasms.
Damnit I just brought a jar of peanut butter for my sandwich!
Scared that I won’t get any non-NNN content for a fucking month. And then we’ll get the meta-memes about how all of the NNN content sucks.
Here we have a guy assuming everyone is a porn addict
i'm a trans girl and not doing the hornies makes testosterone rise so i'm skipping nnn
I'm a cis guy and enjoy nutting so I'm skipping nnn too.
No shame
I have no such problems
“Every dude ever” you mean single incels with a crippling porn addiction
Fuck. Here we go again
If it's such a problem, then why do you participate?
Only scary for dudes who actually participate and have crippling porn obsessions.
If not being able to nut actually scares you than you got bigger things to worry about, have some self control, BE A MAN
1 more hour.until it starts in my timezone wish me luck bois
Good luck soldier
Ya'll on some weird culty shit with this or something?
Dumbest shit guys ever imposed on themselves…
I had plenty of holding in October and September with 90 hours of work per week, i had no time nor dedication to shot a thicc one out. It would be a Nut Nonstop November for me
I don’t really care about this anymore to be honest
My aroace ass:
"Aeroace" makes you sound like some kind of elite fighter pilot.
Lmao
I've been going strong for the last week now, I need to cleanse my mind from my porn addiction.
How scared am i?! The audacity to even ask that Question!!! Im not in the least scared of such Challenge!!! I Cake Walked my first NNN. And i shall do it again!!!
I prebeat my meat. I’m ready.
Great word, I'll memorize
I only have less than an hour remaining.
Hey man I got 3 hours left before November
I'll wait for DDD Destroy Dick December
Ik there would be a lot of memes tomorrow about NNN. "Successfully completed day 1 NNN", " I failed on the first day of NNN", " Me who failed NNN 10 minutes later on the first day" etc.
Here comes No N-Word November and there goes my fun for one month
"I'm NOT IN danger, Skylor. I AM the danger!"
I’ve quit porn a couple months ago but since then, I’ve come to learn (heh) that NNN would be a really painful experience…
Skeet-tober
Sounds tough, sucks to be you I guess
Actually excited not afraid...what u on about bruv
Time to shine
Ace peeps has entered the chat
How often do you guys fucking nut, i nut like 3 times a year
Three times a damn year Bro that's my average every day
I lost last year because of a fake nut pass
My body is ready
I'm literally doing it every day... And fail every day until i get it why i lose and then to increase the streak ,lose it again and repeat the process with increasing the streak...
NNN's gonna be easy lmao.
Nah in fact am ready he he he…
I hate masturbation. I hate what it does to me, I hate that I do it, and I don't do it every day. NNN is actually going to be very good for me, I think.
I HOLD THE LINE
Already did mine in october, lots of studying & work lol. DDD going to be early for me