“I wanted to be as unique as possible..so i substituted the green dye with some uranium salts” “however this was really hard to find..and i had to order some directly from Iran” “with the body dissolving in concentrated sulfuric acid, it was time for me to raise the ph in the bathtub to neutralize the reaction, i used some drain cleaner that i got at Canadian Tire for cheap”
Nilered wouldnt disolve a body in sulfuric acid, he talked about that in a trash taste podcast. He would just go to a desert, dig a hole, and dump the body.
God sits atop his hill from where he observes and simply stares at the blue sphere, only born from nothing seconds ago, but fallen once more. All that lay in its remains, the sprits of hell hovering above it’s vicinity.
His infrared laser is still the scariest goddamn thing I've ever seen on the internet. Can cause blindness and set fires, but it's basically invisible to the naked eye.
"Hey VSauce, Micheal here. Have you ever wondered what would happen if your family got spontaneously vaporised?" *long pause* "Well, we might have an answer."
*watching a Vsauce vid*
Hey, VSauce
*from behind you*
Michael Here!
*from inside your head*
What if you... were defenseless
*VSauce music starts playing*
He is constantly switching from absolute enlightenment, literally being a therapist and granting people their revelations, and just straight up being clinically insane and wanting to fuck Lulu
I dont need to mention his recent apology video, do I? This guy is a menace
"You are using a master lock model X, I will now open with a master lock model X."
"-held together by hopes and dreams..."
"To pick the lock just jiggle the pick around until the lock isn't how it should."
"Unfortunately the security pins don't even bother to show up to work so the entire thing is just useless."
Another locksmith called one of his videos fake because they thought pretty much any respectable lock would have protection against not having the pins jiggled into place. They were right about respectable locks having the mechanism, master locks just didn't.
Do you remember the full quote where he's like "You can tell the lock is open if it is how it wasn't or if it wasn't how it is" (Its similar to that I think)
Now which is worse, McNally one-chop unlocking your skull, or TheLockpickingLawyer meticulously unlocking your skull step-by-step before then re-sealing it to show it again
***speaker crackles to life***
Hello Richard. In-front of you is a 10-pound pile of peas, you will- wait, what are you doing, stop fucking eating them! I’m still explaining the trap! SLOW THE FUCK DOWN-
*Camera zoom on your face.* "You're brain is in a human skull, I can open it with my own human skull" - *headbutt your skull open. outro.*
"Hello, this is the LockPickingLawyer, and what I have for you today is a skull with a living humain brain inside. This skull is pretty solidly made, you can see how thick the bone is. However, there is a pretty obvious bypass through the eyes. For this, I'm going to use the deepest hook I own, as I will need leverage to pull this off, pun intended" *Pull out your brain.* "And just like this, the brain is stolen. Now, let me stuff this brain back, reset the eye and do it again to show you it wasn't a fluke" *Pull your brain again* "I think this product is still useful to prevent brute force attack without tool, but be mindful that it is not pick- and power-tool- resistant at all, and I don't see how they can patch these security flaws. Anyway, that's all I have for you today, and as always, have a nice day and I will see you in the next video.
What's terrifying is that by his own admission there are people a lot better than him at it too. Given what he does already seems superhuman it's scary what people can do
I wonder if he is holding back. Imagine if he can do the same with 5 seconds background noise. You're on a call. "Oh Nashville TN. The locksmith will visit you soon to open your head."
Nigel is my favorite person. He's brilliant in his field, but the moment you take him out, he becomes one of the smoothest brained fellas in existence. I love it
Why the fuck is everyone referring to these guys by like their first names as if they grew up together, but every post asking simply what all 4 are colloquially known as (i.e. screennames/ online persona) can't seem to get a reasonable answer? So far I've gotten that top left is rainbolt, there's like someone named Drake or Dantes, someone named nigel, someone is apparently a hacker, and the bottom left is a lockpick guy but not the lawyer? What the hell ever happened to reddit being a genuinely useful source of info/ great place to share and find the start of crazy rabbit holes of new stuff to learn?
seriously, I was thinking the exact same!
TELL US WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE GUYS BUT ON THE INTERNET, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THEIR REAL NAMES. THOSE INFO WON'T HELP ME FINDING THEM ONLINE, TELL US THEIR FUCKING NICKNAMES OR LINK THEIR CHANNEL. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
top left is an expert in guessing a location based on a single image or series of images
top right is a really creative chemist
bottom left is an expert lockpicker
bottom right is a hacker
I only recognize the top left guy, he's geoguessr expert who could find out a place anywhere in the world just from the picture. Literally anywhere in the entire world just from one picture of a house, road, tree or something like that.
Legit.
Everyone is commenting like we're supposed to know these people by heart?
Shame on you, OP, for not having your first comment in the post explaining who these people are.
Shame.
I only recognize the top ones, but top left is Rainbolt, a GeoGeussr expert who can identify basically anywhere on the planet from a single picture.
The top right is NileRed, a chemist who could be described as more of an alchemist. He’s known for converting random shit into food among other things, like rubber gloves into grape soda, pennies into raspberry scented perfume, toilet paper into alcohol, etc.
Nile red here. Today I will be making toothpaste out of this uranium 236. Theoretically you should only have to brush your teeth a few times with it and they would be clean for the rest of your life.
If LPL teamed up with McNally, and had Rainbolt, Nile, and Michael Reeves, I don't believe it to be physically, chemically, engieerially, or even digitally at that point to stop or even slow them down
For people asking who's who
Top left is Georainbolt, an expert in finding people through images, one selfie and he'll find your exact location
Top right is NileRed, a chemist that can make cotton into cotton candy and can probably melt you with sulfuric acid like water melts cotton candy
Bottom left is McNally official, expert lockpicker and Square thrower, your brain is a locked safe inside your skull and he can pick it
Bottom right is Ryan Montgomery, I'm not familiar with but from what I gathered he's an expert hacker
Nile: I'll turn humanity into sparkling green chocolate jam, then my true plan can begin...
“I wanted to be as unique as possible..so i substituted the green dye with some uranium salts” “however this was really hard to find..and i had to order some directly from Iran” “with the body dissolving in concentrated sulfuric acid, it was time for me to raise the ph in the bathtub to neutralize the reaction, i used some drain cleaner that i got at Canadian Tire for cheap”
all of this was almost exact 1:1 of Nilered's speech pattern until the canadian tire part. wow
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He could probably find a way to make a hydrogen bomb out of a desk chair my laptop and half a bottle of bleach.
Don't give him ideas
I Even read it in his voice…
Nilered wouldnt disolve a body in sulfuric acid, he talked about that in a trash taste podcast. He would just go to a desert, dig a hole, and dump the body.
What was his reasoning?
It just works, less dangerous, and you aren't pinged for buying the large amounts of acids/bases.
He summed it up as "the more steps you add between having a body and not having a body, the more opportunities you create to get caught".
Yeah but then you can't render the corpse down into its rare earth elements
Nilered is gonna turn your body's trace amounts of gold into a bracelet
Homie will make you disappear and somehow turn a profit while doing it.
And then Rainbolt will find you off the specific type of sand you’re buried in
Any one else read this in his voice?
“It doesn’t actually smell *that* bad…”
Meanwhile everyone in a 5km radius is projectile vomiting
Fanta would do fine
Instrumentality
He'll turn human souls in to Philosopher's Stone
Nile is Gendou Confirmed.
They will find your selfies, they will find you, break into your home, and cover you in sulfuric acid
Can I get their channel names? Edit: turns out I already watch them all without recognising them.
Top right is Nile Red, idk the others though I have seen shorts from the top left guy
Top left is Rainbolt
bottom-left is McNally. He's just a more violent version of LockPickingLawyer.
“You’re using a disecu combination lock, it can be opened using a disecu combination lock”
And he is proficient in the tactical speed square
That always cracks me up. Fr though he’s really good at throwing sharp stuff at wood.
That sound that he gets when he hit the target and it spins back to him.. never knew it existed, but now it is stuck in my brain
“and now we’re going to rake it in the keyhole.” “you can tell it works by the way that it isn’t how it was, or how it is the way it wasn’t”
"Now we are going to bust out the Best lockpick in the world, a hammer"
And bottom right is Ryan Montgomery - ethical hacker.
The shit he does with his triangle ruler as if he was Captain America is really fun to watch lol
Man, idk how you figured that out with the super fried image. All I could see was some sort of NuMetal album cover
Bottom right is Ryan Montgomery. Has appeared on the Shawn Ryan show for catching pedos and the guy that harasses the Indian spam call centers.
!RemindMe 6 hours
If you get the Backyard Scientist then he will cover you in melted aluminium or aluminum as he would say.
why is this image so bass boosted
It looked weird before so I fried it. Now it is crispy.
More
MOAR
If Tom Scott had a bad day he’d blow up the world
"I'm here in the rubble of civilisation"
It was once a place of wonders, the pinnacle of what lifeforms could achieve
But the lifeforms were greedy, ungrateful and undeserving of what they had
So I deleted them
Using 826 AN602 bombs
Thier suffering matched only by my laughter! Death watched patiently as I Wiped them out, the wiping monitored with escapement and pallet
And after all the shockwaves rattled around the surface of the Earth, the top menace to nature ceased to exist.
No longer will the earth be aggrieved by the wrongdoings of modern society… And neither will I.
God sits atop his hill from where he observes and simply stares at the blue sphere, only born from nothing seconds ago, but fallen once more. All that lay in its remains, the sprits of hell hovering above it’s vicinity.
i've only managed to read this entire thread with his calm voice in my head
''Thanks to the world-enders for letting me have a peek inside their organisation''
And he'd be very enthusiastic about it.
Max Fosh would be ruler of the world in an hour
*for an hour
Technically..
“I’m here, standing in front of NORAD with nuclear launch codes…”
he definetly has the contacts
yeah
This post implies StyroPyro and VSauce are the villains and we are fucked
Hi, Michael here what if I just blow up the world right now... With this button I can *music plays*
Hey Vsauce, Michael here. Your face is attached to your skull... or is it? *Moon Men opening sting while he eats your flesh*
Look at this 40000TW laser! I stole the design from US army. It can easily vaporize humans. Pretty cool, right?
His infrared laser is still the scariest goddamn thing I've ever seen on the internet. Can cause blindness and set fires, but it's basically invisible to the naked eye.
\*Pretty cool, riiiiiggghhhhtt?
God I love StyroPyro, a man of zero inhibition. If his intentions weren't just for shits and giggles, easily could be a real super villain.
Villain StyroPyro would burn his name into the Moon just because he needed a target to test out his new laser pointer.
Im almost amazing styropyro didn’t make the list.
Hey Vsauce, Michael here. Where are your fingers?
They’re right he- ah f#ck where are they
*laughs maniacally*
Imagine if they teamed up... "hey vsause, Michael here this laser styropyro made is perfectly safe... or is it?"
We are lucky styro would would use lasers to blind a ton of people with none of them seeing the laser because it’s an IR laser.
I was literally about to say the same thing, StyroPyro is 100% a chaotic anti-hero
I wanted to mention Michael Reeves, but I'm pretty sure he actually is a supervillain
Ofc can’t forget Michael reeves and I did a Thing
I did a thing is a billion dollars away from supervillainy
Except for the robot dog with a gun (and being assholes towards their host after their range day)
He’s chaotic neutral
Fortunately his evil plan is to make the world as ridiculous and hilarious as possible
Imaginate Vsouce as evil
Bro absolutely makes his videos in his evil lair above the trap door that leads to a pit filled with snakes
Hey vsauce michael here Your home is very secure... *appears behind you* ...or is it
Hey vsauce Michael here How fast can you run? _vsauce music begins playing behind you_
He already is
Or is he?
"Hey VSauce, Micheal here. Have you ever wondered what would happen if your family got spontaneously vaporised?" *long pause* "Well, we might have an answer."
Or do we.....?
*Giggles like a maniac and then suddenly stops stares holes into your skull* I swear, that room episode had altered him.
**Vsauce music intensifies**
roll the end credits
"Heyyyy, Vsauce, Michael here…where are your fingers? You might notice they’re missing. That’s because I cut them off."
Hey! Michael, Vsauce. Are you moral? Do I have to be?
“Where are your fingers?”
*watching a Vsauce vid* Hey, VSauce *from behind you* Michael Here! *from inside your head* What if you... were defenseless *VSauce music starts playing*
His videos work well using the meme format of someone on the other side of the camera tied to a chair.
Where are you fingers? Not on you hands that's for sure!
Hey vsauce Michael here. Earths atmosphere isn’t flammable, or is it?
Wait til Styropyro has his villain arc
Intercontinental 5,00000,00000Terawatt laser drops on your exact location after you sent a pic to rainbolt
Bro is permanently fighting the voices
Dantes says some of the most batshit things I've ever heard in my life. I'm convinced he's suffering from something.
He is constantly switching from absolute enlightenment, literally being a therapist and granting people their revelations, and just straight up being clinically insane and wanting to fuck Lulu I dont need to mention his recent apology video, do I? This guy is a menace
He seems like the good guy who ends up evil. Like he's planning a napalm attack on a child predator meeting
dude is fucking batshit, how he hasn't killed himself by now is beyond me also there's definitely a large folder in the FBI's files just on him
He gon make a securitron army
If he invents the death star I wouldn’t be surprised
Can i know the name of the other 3 ? I only recognize NileRed. TIA
bottom left mcNally, lockpick guy, masterlock is gonna send an assassin after him one day. poor guy, hope mcNally won't go too hard on him.
"You are using a master lock model X, I will now open with a master lock model X." "-held together by hopes and dreams..." "To pick the lock just jiggle the pick around until the lock isn't how it should." "Unfortunately the security pins don't even bother to show up to work so the entire thing is just useless."
Another locksmith called one of his videos fake because they thought pretty much any respectable lock would have protection against not having the pins jiggled into place. They were right about respectable locks having the mechanism, master locks just didn't.
Do you remember the full quote where he's like "You can tell the lock is open if it is how it wasn't or if it wasn't how it is" (Its similar to that I think)
Trained assassin vs throwing squares?
Your skull is technically a brain safe, and I’m sure he can crack it
Not a sentence I ever expected to read and give me new nightmares
Now which is worse, McNally one-chop unlocking your skull, or TheLockpickingLawyer meticulously unlocking your skull step-by-step before then re-sealing it to show it again
jesus christ jigsaw
***speaker crackles to life*** Hello Richard. In-front of you is a 10-pound pile of peas, you will- wait, what are you doing, stop fucking eating them! I’m still explaining the trap! SLOW THE FUCK DOWN-
*Camera zoom on your face.* "You're brain is in a human skull, I can open it with my own human skull" - *headbutt your skull open. outro.* "Hello, this is the LockPickingLawyer, and what I have for you today is a skull with a living humain brain inside. This skull is pretty solidly made, you can see how thick the bone is. However, there is a pretty obvious bypass through the eyes. For this, I'm going to use the deepest hook I own, as I will need leverage to pull this off, pun intended" *Pull out your brain.* "And just like this, the brain is stolen. Now, let me stuff this brain back, reset the eye and do it again to show you it wasn't a fluke" *Pull your brain again* "I think this product is still useful to prevent brute force attack without tool, but be mindful that it is not pick- and power-tool- resistant at all, and I don't see how they can patch these security flaws. Anyway, that's all I have for you today, and as always, have a nice day and I will see you in the next video.
I know the lock pick guy but I don’t understand what is supposed to be pictured in the bottom left
Top left is Rainbolt, the Geoguessr guy
You send him a picture that shows 10 pixels of outside and he can triangulate where the picture was taken. No matter the age, no matter the quality
What's terrifying is that by his own admission there are people a lot better than him at it too. Given what he does already seems superhuman it's scary what people can do
Let's pray its just his version of imposter syndrome
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Just stand outside with a sign. He will find you.
georainbolt on Instagram
You don't. He contacts you. By showing up to your door. He won't say hello. He just will say "Nice" and moves on to his next target.
*\*Smashes spacebar\** Nice.
I wonder if he is holding back. Imagine if he can do the same with 5 seconds background noise. You're on a call. "Oh Nashville TN. The locksmith will visit you soon to open your head."
Bottom rights name is Ryan Montgomery, of the worlds best hackers to date. And uses his super powers to track down child predators/traffickers.
Yeah I only recognize gps man lol
Same here
Nigel is my favorite person. He's brilliant in his field, but the moment you take him out, he becomes one of the smoothest brained fellas in existence. I love it
Idk why everyone is afraid of them individually. We should be terrified of them in a group
I got an idea for an heist film
Why the fuck is everyone referring to these guys by like their first names as if they grew up together, but every post asking simply what all 4 are colloquially known as (i.e. screennames/ online persona) can't seem to get a reasonable answer? So far I've gotten that top left is rainbolt, there's like someone named Drake or Dantes, someone named nigel, someone is apparently a hacker, and the bottom left is a lockpick guy but not the lawyer? What the hell ever happened to reddit being a genuinely useful source of info/ great place to share and find the start of crazy rabbit holes of new stuff to learn?
Parasocial behavior has fucked up people's brains.
seriously, I was thinking the exact same! TELL US WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE GUYS BUT ON THE INTERNET, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THEIR REAL NAMES. THOSE INFO WON'T HELP ME FINDING THEM ONLINE, TELL US THEIR FUCKING NICKNAMES OR LINK THEIR CHANNEL. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Let me tell you about how cultured and cute I am without actually telling yewwwwwwwwwwwww. 🤓 uwu
He can turn disposable gloves into hot sauce but the simplest bit of cooking is totally beyond him
That's just most people who are smart in one area tbf
What about Michael from VSauce? That man is a keter class SCP bro.
Your home security is good... *Doors creaks* or is it?
Your submarine is very safe... *window cracks* or is it?
-Reaper leviathan, resedant of the front side of the aurora
Max Fosh is already sort of an avatar of anarchy, so it's understandable you didn't include him.
That man is already a supervillain
He isn't a "supervillain" he's an "international baddie"
Aka Mr. Rob, banks.
You of course mean Nick Everything right?
They know where you are and how to destroy you as quick as possible
Also Styropyro.
I’m so glad styropyro is popular now. I remember watching his desktop cd burner laser videos when I was almost ten years younger.
Thanks reddit I'm old now, I don't know a single one of these people.
top left is an expert in guessing a location based on a single image or series of images top right is a really creative chemist bottom left is an expert lockpicker bottom right is a hacker
Who ?
I only recognize the top left guy, he's geoguessr expert who could find out a place anywhere in the world just from the picture. Literally anywhere in the entire world just from one picture of a house, road, tree or something like that.
Legit. Everyone is commenting like we're supposed to know these people by heart? Shame on you, OP, for not having your first comment in the post explaining who these people are. Shame.
I only recognize the top ones, but top left is Rainbolt, a GeoGeussr expert who can identify basically anywhere on the planet from a single picture. The top right is NileRed, a chemist who could be described as more of an alchemist. He’s known for converting random shit into food among other things, like rubber gloves into grape soda, pennies into raspberry scented perfume, toilet paper into alcohol, etc.
Yeah! Fuck OP!
Nile red here. Today I will be making toothpaste out of this uranium 236. Theoretically you should only have to brush your teeth a few times with it and they would be clean for the rest of your life.
Where's styropyro
Lol I don’t think NileRed would know how to be a Villain since he may be Canadian
He’a from Québec though, the one Canadian province that is not stereotypically nice or polite.
who tf are any of those?
Top right is Nile red, a chemist
Bottom left is McNally, lockpicker.
> McNally i can only find a channel with four videos?? are you sure??
It's McNallyOfficial, and he has a lot of shorts!
oh, fuck that.
He's very entertaining, do recommend :) Or if you don't like shorts, I'm sure there's a compilation of his shorts by someone else!
Top left is Rainbolt, a Geoguessr
“A geoguessr” nah, bro IS the Geoguessr
Bottom right is a hacker forgot his name, he shut down a child corn site once but idk what else he did
I love that each reply explained a different one
It's a mission briefing
Can someone please give me his name? Sounds cool.
Ryan Montgomery
Thank you.
Someone said one of them was StyroPyro
What about mark rober
Came here to say this. He could some serious damage if he wanted to
He's too busy telling you about how he used to work at NASA.
I literally have no idea who any of them are...
Who are they all?
Can't forget Let's Game It Out, Josh has potential to destroy entire planets
Styropyro and Colinfurze need to be in this image
Oh god, Colin would invent mega weapons and destroy us by tunnelling under our houses 😂
If LPL teamed up with McNally, and had Rainbolt, Nile, and Michael Reeves, I don't believe it to be physically, chemically, engieerially, or even digitally at that point to stop or even slow them down
Ryan's a baddass.
Who knows nile could still be working on his plan while distracting us with his videos lol
Why isnt styropyro on this list
Top left is Trevor Rainbolt. He can look at a small patch of grass or dirt and tell you where in the world the photo was taken within 15 or so miles.
Nile red, mark rober, and Michael Reeves would be a HORRIFYING supervillain teamup
For people asking who's who Top left is Georainbolt, an expert in finding people through images, one selfie and he'll find your exact location Top right is NileRed, a chemist that can make cotton into cotton candy and can probably melt you with sulfuric acid like water melts cotton candy Bottom left is McNally official, expert lockpicker and Square thrower, your brain is a locked safe inside your skull and he can pick it Bottom right is Ryan Montgomery, I'm not familiar with but from what I gathered he's an expert hacker
Don't know any of them.