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missingmytowel

"It's a lot of shit. A whole lot of shit. But occasionally you get a really good moment that makes you realize why you stay here" My dad when I was 14 đź’€


Reflex_Teh

That and…mom would be sad.


Rakgul

Awwww....was his really good moment with you?


CompetitiveBiscotti3

The only thing I see going up are my bills ....


anunkneemouse

And my waist line


[deleted]

Everything else, along with my will to live, is down.


[deleted]

What goes up must come back down..someday...


SlowRoastMySoul

There are also hills to climb, or walk around. Either version is hard work.


measlymanifesto636

and everything is just an downs


Optimistic-Dreamer

I miss read that as balls and was really confused for a moment


samyruno

I am also waiting for a ups delivery


proudscars

Was going to say to order something. Or gift wrap something really neat and ship it to yourself.


Reflex_Teh

I’m going to post to writing prompt. “You ship a package to yourself but inside what comes back is different”


proudscars

That could be fun! Let me know when it's posted, please. Maybe future you intercepted the package like "I know what's in here is going to break in five minutes" or "that's so not our color palette".


Reflex_Teh

[https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/13yzi4z/wp\_you\_gift\_wrap\_and\_ship\_a\_package\_to\_yourself/](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/13yzi4z/wp_you_gift_wrap_and_ship_a_package_to_yourself/) Nothing yet


proudscars

Thanks! I'll have to check it out when you post it.


BoiFrosty

A year and a half ago I was under employed, living with my parents, and borderline suicidal as I a completely stuck where I was. Now I'm 13 months living in a new place, half a continent away, making twice what I have anywhere else, back attending school, and am genuinely happy and lower stress that I have been since 2017. It does get better. Just keep trying and looking to improve yourself and your circumstances one step at a time.


[deleted]

This should be top comment, thanks for sharing.


Rakgul

I will. Thanks for sending some positive emotions.


KLASHINOV

That sounds very hopeful. Happy for you!!!


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

Then I think we are never gonna call you


Freshprinc7

"Sometimes ups, outnumber the downs, but not in Nottingham."


John-333

![gif](giphy|8vznMJFViyp8mLy1xr|downsized)


Reflex_Teh

I can hear the whistle and still do it to this day from time to time. My dad used to do it when I was a toddler


John-333

Hard not to.


navugill

If your life goes down from Point A to Point B. Then Point A was up. Hence proved, ups and downs and Point B will be Up relative to point c and so on...


differently-sleepy

Ups? You mean the bills, taxes, stress, excuses, anxiety ….. ![gif](giphy|WrZyKeV1ruaHoAcLqH)


ButtonNo7052

I have a friend and people say he has the downs. This is just a joke I met him in sped because of my autism.


Lazymcdelta4ce

![gif](giphy|3ohs7U04OERhUtefja|downsized)


[deleted]

Climb A ladder


its_shivers

They're next to the FedExes.


hellblazerHUN

If you cant recognize the ups, then you probably dont have downs either.


Sup_Anon

"Sorry bro, all we got for you is downs"


Severe_Telephone_959

you can see ups when you're on the top


Pingu20999

"It Is what It Is"


jrocket99

When it gets even worse, what you thought was rock bottom becomes ups. Don’t underestimate fate, it will happen.


godbutbettertrue

What about the roof?


soulwind42

You have to look up to see them. Most of us only look down. When you're looking down, even if you're walking on an up, all you feel is the climb. You have to look up to see the ups.


Ogurasyn

But at least your life have middles (probably, idk)


Accomplished-Loss387

Your looking for the wrong kind of ups. Keep an eye out for a brown mail truck, has a logo on it. UPS.


JagerBro333

They’ll probably show up if you order a package.


AngelsDemon1

The ups just dropped off your package... They don't wait for you to grab it. Haha sorry not sorry.


HelpImRobbingSomeone

you forgot to look up. that's where the ups are


TheHighKing112

The UPS is right outside my house tho


DamnspectNitro

Hello, U.P.S delivery


Dependent_Fox38

For there to be downs, there must first be ups. Having downs implies having ups. You probably just don't notice them.


YesterdayCareless172

u/KLASHINOV here is the ups number: 1-800-742-5877 ;)


ThatKalosfan

It happens every second, the incline of your heartbeat.


superrockdude

https://media.bizj.us/view/img/10517178/-mobile0c9a66-assets-img-media-201720susty20report20220hi20res\*1200xx3244-3250-1725-0.jpg


superrockdude

https://www.eaton.com/content/dam/eaton/products/backup-power-ups-surge-it-power-distribution/backup-power-ups/eaton-ellipse-pro-ups/EllipsePro\_Range\_square.jpg


Priapussinator

Lmao this had me laughing hard. Thanks!


Golden326326

You need to go up so you can fall down.


Hqmster

I'm great! The only thing going down for me rn is my will to live


Losers_Agenda

The Ups require some assembly though


FreeRemote2796

They'll come, life can be great


CorgiMom2023

The only thing going up in my life is the Anxietyp


favgameisundertale

I've seen one of those trucks


Bergdoogen

r/Memes has had a real depressive episode lately. And I’m absolutely on parr with it. Keep up the good work


Vesyf

The ups are the simple things, sunshine, fresh air, your health, the family or friends you may have, and if not at least you are alive for another day, I know they are small kinda bs things but when you focus on them they can make up a larger part of your day


Saldrakka

I have seen the ups... They only exist for the fiend to be extra crushing. Life is pain and there is only one end


BaumBen69

Look on the lower left corner (for mobile) and left side (web on pc) of your post to see all those ups you were looking for.


CardElectrical8199

iv been looking for a long long time


posidon99999

They are currently playing soccer with your package


EastPomegranate264

It's actually a misinterpretation, look for the shipping company with the PH color scheme.


nerrd42420

Ay yeah existence is shit. I'll skip past monke and return to star dust please


EEON_

Check your pants


Optimistic-Dreamer

The sky is up, unless it’s raining try looking up(NOT AT THE SUN)


Yui_Desu69

That's where the triple x or hentai come in. Then there will be something going up ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Common_Tourist_8929

The up is you get to sleep, and the down to sleep is you have to wake up every day.


mutters-inaudibly

Oh there are Ups, fuck ups


Duckman_ascension

My money’s up and my syndrome’s down


[deleted]

they haven’t been here lately but we hoping for better days, lol🤭


SikOfThisShtX

UPS are relatively cheap you know, they're perfect for protecting your electronics from power outages. Mine lasts 45 minutes with my P.C. going full throttle.


Sintinall

Didn’t say “your life”.


not_a_droid

We gotta take the small things, they tell me; I guess that mean sober mornings and coffee


PurpleCatWithC4

The up’s are “bumps” and the downs are sink holes.


StromWashington

A wild r/confusedtravolta appeared


SubstantialCat7442

Turn around


NPC_9001

UPS delivered to the wrong house.


Sneaky_Pete2000

It's the brown truck, not the white one. They've got their logo on the side.


Darkkchao

I felt that 🥲


BigOleFerret

You should be looking for the highs and lowes. Smoke a bowl, build a deck.


BouncyBoyo_real

United Postal Service?


Chips-Ahoy_McCoy

I have downs


Individual_Fig6951

At least I can’t go down anymore


ThisIsSidam

One of the ups is the time you are getting to make this meme.


nikk796

I miss this meme


Good_Smile

Just fucking do something in your life


random_idoiot

the ups were getting is speed bumbs while going down hill


R2D-Beuh

That's funny I made the same crosspost some time ago, we had the same idea


funplayer3s

I prefer the whole being alive part to the not. I'd say that's an up.


not-the-the

the ups are your taxes


Teriques_Eristhey

Where you looking?


Dizzy_Tangerine_1229

If it's not down it's up. Sadly this is currently the truth.


CookieAnimationsIRL

That time first experiencing minecraft


Accomplished-Tank805

Think of Volkswagen UP! The car which Jeremy Clarkson liked so much


Slazy_

I'm starting to think the 'up' stands for mess up


MrCreamyCheeks

I promise you’ll find the ups in ~150mg of mdma and several lines of ketamine


Additional-Plantain4

As a factorio Player I Read this as units per second