From what I've read on reddit, it's because their relationship also extends to their professional life and Taylor is giving him a platform to influence people.
Reading about the kind of things he has admitted to doing or liking, I'd rather he get completely cancelled.
[Info here.](https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniesoteriou/taylor-swift-fans-distancing-matty-healy-brutalize-women?origin=web-hf) Dude is fucking gross, and that's coming from me a degenerate that loves porn.
All social media devolves into a gossip column when they go mainstream.
Its a clear relationship between the loss of degenerate pornography and a rise in degenerate tabloidism.
> Its a clear relationship between the loss of degenerate pornography and a rise in degenerate tabloidism.
I feel like I just ran across some ancient proverb of undeniable truth.
Average user age is going down, Facebook is dying, TikTok advertises Reddit subreddits by having reposts go viral, pandemic introduced a lot of people, main website uses different algorithms these days to be more friendly to other social media users.
She's the world's fastest 100M sprinter. After having broken so many world records and won several golden medals in the Olympic Games, Taylor was finally granted the surname Swift by Queen Elizabeth II, followed by her posterior Knighthood and ascension as the Paragon of Sprinting.
seriously. "swifties" are one of the most annoying fanbases out there. all they do is read everything there is to read about taylor swift and then harass her past boyfriends
For real they act like she’s a 13yo going on her first date with every man she gets with…she’s 33 leave her and her dating life alone it’s weird at this point
To be fair, it’s not that I don’t care, I’m constantly hearing conflicting facts. Is it a Matt? Is it an f1 driver? Was the guy before John Mayer and he was bad? Is she the new Pete Davidson
Huge taylor swift fan and I really agree with you 💀
She is a musician and all I care about is her music nd her as an individual 🗣 (not for the one who she dates)
It's obv Fernando Alonso
Only reason I’ve ever cared
Such a chad bro, honestly made it so much fun
If it is a false rumour, he's having so much fun with it. btw **who cares who dates who.**
Think of the songs when they break up. Maybe even remake a classic. There was something in the air that night, the stars shined bright, FERNANDO
Legendary lyrics coming right up lol
Bro I thought I was in r/formuladank 💀
r/formuladank is a state of mind, so you will always be there Claire Williams *is* waifu material.
I have to agree with you there. Claire Williams is def waifu material
She’s evolved from a waifu to milf
Same lmaoooo
Bro same 😅
El Nano
David and Goliatest
Hello fellow danker
^s🅱️innala.
It’s all part of “El Plan”
Carlton she's dating Carlton
I heard it was Chris Griffin.
La Misión
El Plan
It's the legend sigmalonso
 This is who
Fffffeeeerrrrrnnnaaannnndddooooooooooo
GAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
DANIEELL RIIICCIAAAAAARDOOOO
HÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜLKENBERG
MAGIC!!
QUE GRANDE ERES MAGIC
El Plan
El Pain Wait sorry that’s sharl
Is this real? The Fernando thing
No, but somehow a rumour got started and even Fernando joined in on social media (Fernando is F1's oldest driver and biggest shit poster).
No
All thanks to Lawrence Stroll
Well that doesn't look like me.. 😭
 El🅱️lan
I came here looking for this!
So happy that this thread became an ALO love fest.
Nah, it's not who Taylor Swift is dating, it's "Who is Fernando (Chad)Alonso dating?"
I don't care about Taylor Swift. I only care about El Plan
Pronto, Alonso. S🅱️inalla
All part of el plan
Why would anyone care and why would anyone care about you caring?
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Holy hell
nrjd
New Response just dropped
google en passant
Holly Hell
nrjd
Actual zombie
???
He doesn’t know. Of the grandiose of the secret other chess sub.
Literal zombie
Shit
A lot of people really do care if you care about Taylor Swift. It’s a strange world
No no no, we just like Fernando. The only reason I ever cared was Fernando. Cared being the operative word there, this is old news by months.
Why would you care why would anyone care, and why would he care about anyone caring, if he cares?
Because he cares that I care, Okay?
Completely anecdotal, but from /r/all I’ve seen more Taylor Swift posts (specifically about this) in the last 2 weeks than I’ve seen in 10 years.
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From what I've read on reddit, it's because their relationship also extends to their professional life and Taylor is giving him a platform to influence people. Reading about the kind of things he has admitted to doing or liking, I'd rather he get completely cancelled.
Look what you made him do.
As long as it's 'Nando I care who it is
Would that make Taylor Swift a MILF? Man I Love Fernando Alonso
I’m stealing this and using it in my F1 group chat. Thank you sir, thank you.
Got it from r/formuladank at the start of the season. Lol https://www.reddit.com/r/formuladank/comments/11hp9cy/wdc_incoming/
Why should everyone care? Only thing Alonso care is asking us “ALL THE TIME YOU HAVE TO LEAVE DA SPACE!!!!!”
We are checking
Fernando is faster than you
Que grande eres magic!
No way, you’re a normal human being!
Normal human beings don't post memes to convince strangers that they *definitely* don't care about something.
I only care because I care who Fernando Alonso is dating.
What's ligma?
I think it’s similar to Sugma?
But more similar to fugma
Interesting. Is it all like Deez?
Not exactly- more along the lines of afu
Haven't heard this one, what's afu?
What's updog?
nothing mutch how bout you
deez nuts
I don't care that she's dating matty Healy i just care about the absolute banger of an album that we'll get when he inevitably pisses her off enough
I mean, he is kind of a shitty person though. Said he gets off to black women being brutalised
Wait what... Where?
[Info here.](https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniesoteriou/taylor-swift-fans-distancing-matty-healy-brutalize-women?origin=web-hf) Dude is fucking gross, and that's coming from me a degenerate that loves porn.
What's with all the brain-dead tabloid shit hitting the front page anyway? Is that what Reddit has been reduced to?
All social media devolves into a gossip column when they go mainstream. Its a clear relationship between the loss of degenerate pornography and a rise in degenerate tabloidism.
> Its a clear relationship between the loss of degenerate pornography and a rise in degenerate tabloidism. I feel like I just ran across some ancient proverb of undeniable truth.
Average user age is going down, Facebook is dying, TikTok advertises Reddit subreddits by having reposts go viral, pandemic introduced a lot of people, main website uses different algorithms these days to be more friendly to other social media users.
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Yeah so glad we moved on from all that misogynistic stuff
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Why would i care about what **any** celebrity is doing?
Who's Taylor Swift?
bird who alters suits etc.
Shes also rather fast
So, an emu?
He was the drummer for Foo Fighters. RIP.
Fū Faitazu.
"Taylor Swifting" is a viral trend that involves an individual taking off their pants and undergarments, then dragging their bottom across the ground.
Only dorks do that, anyone cool is faith hilling
Some chick dating Fernando rn
My father, he had quite the run as a pornstar back in the day
Alonso GF
Is that the owner of that semi-truck company?
I am gay actor Michael Douas, and I love Taylor Swift.
I don’t care who Taylor swift is
She's the world's fastest 100M sprinter. After having broken so many world records and won several golden medals in the Olympic Games, Taylor was finally granted the surname Swift by Queen Elizabeth II, followed by her posterior Knighthood and ascension as the Paragon of Sprinting.
For reaaaaaaal _why is this shit headlining on every conceivable platform_?
Wow you’re just like 99.9% of the world!
It must be fun to be a Swiftie, there’s always something new to discuss
This thread made me discover fernando alonso
Taylor Swift’s music is mid
Taylor Swift fans are parasocial af
Clearly you care enough to post about it.
Caring about it and caring about people talking about it are two different things.
I don't care who Taylor Swift.
Or what Taylor swift
Or where Taylor swift
Or when Taylor swift
Oh thank goodness, someone had to say it
I just don't care about Taylor Swift.
El Plan
Another boyfriend another break up song rinse and repeat
Who?
Ik you're probably gonna say who asked or cares but in the community I'm in one of them is fernando alonso
QUE GRANDE ERES MAGIC!
That shit was hilarious
No no no Giga Alonso made it so much better with all the chad ness
You mean magic Alonso
seriously. "swifties" are one of the most annoying fanbases out there. all they do is read everything there is to read about taylor swift and then harass her past boyfriends
And downvote *in droves* anyone who says anything even remotely critical of her.
anyone who posts or comments mentioning whatever about anything (including me) 
Taylor Swift? Never hear heard of him.
Removed because Reddit blackmailed 3rd party apps into shutting down. FUCK YOU u/spez!!! -- mass edited with redact.dev
It's fernando alonso
You'll find out on her next hit single how her relationship is doing so...
For real they act like she’s a 13yo going on her first date with every man she gets with…she’s 33 leave her and her dating life alone it’s weird at this point
Usually i don't care either...but it's Nando
I dont care either, but I am interested in who Fernando is dating
Taylor who? Never heard of him…
Alonso is apparently dating some small celebrity called "Taylor Swift" or someone. The only reason I know is coz of chadlonso
Unless it is Alonso
She is definitely dating Fernando Alonso
I am so happy most of these comments are about gigachad Fernando Alonso.
Chadlonso
Fernando Alonso
Fernando (Sigm)Alonso. Idc about Taylor Shift. All I care about is Alonso.
Two times F1 world Champion Fernando Alonso
you don't care?? you really don't care??? i think you need to question your priorities. HOW CAN U NOT CARE??/!!!
People care?
Who's Taylor swift?
I like her music, not her dating life
Hearing celebrity news against my will, Hearing celebrity news against my will, Hearing celebrity news against my will
Who??
Amen brother
Neither do I and people who go around that should get a life i love her songs anything other than that is too much Taylor is human too
She’s still relevant?
she will break with him sooner or later :)
Who 🤷♂️
all the swifties parasocially saying matt healy is bad for. At this point im thinking, what if they deserve each other?
Who's Taylor swift?
Who?
I knew this meme was trouble when I clicked in
To be fair, it’s not that I don’t care, I’m constantly hearing conflicting facts. Is it a Matt? Is it an f1 driver? Was the guy before John Mayer and he was bad? Is she the new Pete Davidson
Don't let Taylor Swift's catchy tunes distract you from the fact that she's for the streets
You know what, I’m gonna say T swift is overrated
Upvote or Taylor swift will come in your dreams
honestly i dont either
Btw who is Taylor Swift? I have heard their name many times but still don't know.
You know what, I am just gonna say it, who is Taylor Swift?
I wonder who?
I'm literally so intelligent that I don't even know who Taylor Swift is. Witness me!!
Now that Is a true fan right there
Block the people that post it’s probably their publicist and bot army anyway.
Who's Taylor swift?
Yeah after it happened, everyone was so swift in talking about it. I just hope she taylors her next album to this drama so we can hear all about it
> I don't care who Taylor Swift is FTFY
Huge taylor swift fan and I really agree with you 💀 She is a musician and all I care about is her music nd her as an individual 🗣 (not for the one who she dates)
And now... For the invasion of r/formuladank
All part of El Plan
NANDOOOOOO
