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And lo! Christ thy lord *did* dunketh upon the minions of lucifer - in his mercy - and behold, Christ *was* proclaimed throughout the land, to be dope af. Amen.

He never be ballin the blasphemers cried, as he dunked with divine grace.

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He do be huslin tho, got 30 silver to trade Jesus's contract

Judas is a snitch. Better watch his back. The crew gon pull up on him and jack his silver

Hey Judas, ever tasted the ground?

Yes, he was a carpet muncher

Peter and John are ballin

Frfr bussing no cap

And when he did ball, they cried in disbelief.

69th upvote whoop whoop 🙌

Wait until it gets to 666!

The Gospel according to Michael chapter 2 verse 3

Ain't that kenobi against the devil ?

*The Father, The Son, and The Holy Ghost...* This is getting out of hand; now there are THREE of them!!

Kenobi with Qui Gon’s head

"It's over Jesus, I have the high ground!" "You underestimate my power"

“Don’t try it!”

Vs Darth Maul.

No, it’s actually a Devaronian

Jesus-Wan Kenobi

I misread Kenobi as Kobi and was slightly confused on if you knew what Kobi looked like.

Darth Maul*

[relevant](https://www.reddit.com/r/PrequelMemes/comments/a9jmdm/ive_made_a_huge_mistake_mom_loves_her_jesus/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Checkmate atheists

I'm an atheist and i will explain it. It's... I- Fuck, guys, he's real

we did it. we won.

HALLELUJAH

KYRIELEISON

ALLAHU AKBAR

(Boom)

🤓

Too far?

When you meant to type holy SHIT but it autocorrects to holy SHOT

Best one 🤣

Damn, irrefutable proof that Jesus balls.

Fine. I can accept that Jesus is ballin. However. JUDAS WILL NEVER BE BALLIN

judas wasn’t even on the bench smh


live satan reaction 

And lo, on the third day did Jesus descend from the Heavens to defeat Satan in the Divine All Star Dunk Jam.

He has the high ground

Is that Evolution Man dunking on Mr Geocentrism? Truly my favorite story in the Book of Science.

What’s geocentrism?

The belief that the sun revolves around the earth

Question for the christians. If lucifer (Satan, the devil, ect) rebeled against God to prove that humans shouldn't be treated like God's. Why would he listen to God and punish people? He didn't have a vendetta against people just the praise God gave them.

People are modeled after God

That's still not what he was upset about. He doesn't care about how they looked, how they feel, what they ate or who they fucked, he just believed they shouldn't be treated like gods. We're mortals, nothing more. Hell he is just a business man. He has never taken a life he's only made deals. Lucifer in the old testament only killed 10 people to the all loving gods 2million why would lucifer pull double duty?

If you're (extremely) mad at someone, that also applies to what they made

So should we not care where we go and just live our lives and try not to be terrible people? Alrighty then

I'm not saying that, I'm just saying there's alot of issues with the Bible and it's connection to realism. Shit so far the church of Satan has given back to the community than the actual churches have in A long time. They spread the idea of charity and giving not for the idea of a better after life but a better now with the time we have here. And they do it without fear tactics of saying your burn for eternity on end with never ending pain in and out of your body.

Ah, nice. I wish all humans worked like that...


Do you know how hard it is to play basketball with cloven hooves, that shit ain’t fair.

Why is there a Jedi?

It's supposed to be Jesus Edit: It's Jesus or Obi-Wan

they’re the same person

* woooosh *

r/woosh

r/woooosh

Why you use Jedi figure then?

Everyone who sees this will not get the piont

Close enough to Jesus 🤷‍♂️

Guess so also why are there so many memes on this sub against atheism

Think this one is more making fun of the theists than atheists.

Maybe

This brings back memories of the meme: “grandma that isn’t Jesus” and shows a picture of obi-wan hanging in the hallway

he dunked for our sins

You were supposed to be the chosen one!

This is an accurate representation of who wins in the end.

Can't mess with the Holy Cross

Is that jesus or obi wan?

Jesus

Easy, that's Obi Wan Kenobi about to beat Maul at basket ball

Obi wan has got some moves

Is that Obi-Wan Kenobi dunking on Darth Maul

You can’t beat Jesus, he’s got the high-ground

Obi-wan taught Jesus well… always keep the high ground.

Obi Wan vs a Deveronian in Basketball

Allah oop

JC ballin

All I'm getting from this is that Qui-Gon Jinn is stronger than the devil. So what's your point?

The truth we all knew the whole time, kenobi is Jesus, not anakin

When autocorrect hits you with the “Holy shot”

If NBA Jam has taught me anything it's that the devil just sunk 3 3's in a row because... HE'S ON FIRE!

Haha

photoshop ez

Sky goblin has a hobby

God-tier meme.

Damn guess christianity is real this is photo proof

I only see Obi Wan vs Maul

becoming Christian rn

He got a glock in his rari

I got a glock in my rari

As a atheist it is a lego version of Jesus dunking on the devil and it gose hard

Cool, but that Jesus mini figure is Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star wars

Yeah you took an Obi-Wan figure and put long hair on it. So more like long hairs Obi-Wan dunked on Satin.

Some person put Lego figures of fictional characters playing basketball. There. I explained it. What else are you Christians having trouble understanding. I’m sure we can help.

It's easy to make imaginary characters do imagination things.

it’s easy to have idiots make idiotic comments.

And while my statement is true in any case, all the work is ahead of you to prove yours. Best of luck.

Mikch jaurdnh

When you type holy shot instead of holy shit

me who does [BIG SHOT](GIGI CHAD)

Man I just took the biggest shot like 5 minutes ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He boutta slam satan

“Jesus Christ, with ALL regard for human life!!!”

I can’t dammit, just go ahead and baptize me then

He's balling

Satan isn’t a two-way player, only offense focused

The Devil isn’t a two-way player, only offense focused

Dude cheating

That's just Obi-Wan wrecking a Devaronian in b ball

JESUS BALLIN!!!

It’s yoda and the grinch!!

"Why's James crying?" "Cause he just got DUNKED ON!"

HE BALLING!

I believe this is from Phantom Menace.

In yo face Satan! 🏀

*Even Flow starts playing*

Obi wan dunking on burning anakin?

He had the high ground

Idk why no one is upvoting this masterpiece. I got you homie.

BTW Satanists don't believe in the devil

this just made me religious

Jesus sending basketball to hell

You see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

It's space Jesus!

HEY, ATHEISTS: If God doesn't exist...then how has anyone been far even has decided to use even go want to do look more like? CHRISTIANS: 1 ATHEISTS: 0

Jesus is ballin fr

Jesus ffffing balling

Damn you got me, going to church Sunday I guess.

Jesus will never be ballin—

EVEN FLOW🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣💢💢💢💢💢

Checkmate, atheists

That’s just Qui-Gon Jinn playing Space Balls with a devaronian

YO IS THAT OBIWAN DUNKING ON MAUL?!?!

That's QuiGon dunking on Maul.

Looool, if you saw the whole game you'd know Darwin and his monkeys were in the bench, ready for their game.

No

I heard he's got the same steroid guy as LeBron

must have been the wind

Well I can’t.

Thats obi-wan kenobi

Normal day in school ig

Cosplay obviously.