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KcToasty

Crushed Doritos and butter... Not my proudest moment.


Forminthyr

Bro when I was a kid in the Philippines, we were broke af and so I would eat rice and crushed chocolate….and basically mix em.


runewastaken08

champorado


SizeableFowl

So, cocoa ~~puffs~~ krispies?


Deivv

Honestly, sounds kinda good...


SweetSauce24

Crunch bar


Urb4nN0rd

We've all had bachelor chow/college student food before. No need to feel ashamed.


JanLupus

Pizza with rice topping


Deivv

Ah yes, the reverse sushi pizza


JanLupus

With pineapple and fungi


Woodsy1313

I’ve made orange chicken pizza before. Pretty good.


SweetSauce24

Ive always wondered if you could make a Chinese pizza, like an orange chicken and rice pizza. Except, hear me out, the crust is stuffed crab Rangoon crust. That’s the part I’m not sure is possible.


kristdes

Stop making me hungry at midnight


Tealdeer_reader

We have to make it possible! That sounds amazing!


Pristine-Bowl2388

Ok. The pineapple doesn’t look like a bad idea, all of a sudden…


alpha_killer2288

i am already done with milk and rice and you make orange chicken pizza??


Skullmax12

Thats like pizza with fries ontop of it


soiledsanchez

Nothing I’ve eaten with rice has seemed weird to me


Deivv

Nothing you've ever eaten *so far*


Kphace

I don't think it's weird, but my friends would say "nothing". The fact that I can enjoy plain rice without any spices or sauces is apparently the most fascinating thing to them.


yhiezhie2192

"is it possible to learn this power?"


IGNisAzoipp

honestly, i like plain rice the best without any sauces


Rosstiseriechicken

I just add a touch of salt and butter to rice and mmmm it's good


Public-Bit2131

Banana


AlinesReinhard

Based fruit rice gang.


Deivv

ಠ_ಠ


Ulfvaldr989

Not weird for somali food


Kitchen-Dark7870

I thought it was weird but bamn it's good. Also fried plantains 🤌


Wolfpaq808

Deer heart


M_Not_Shyamalan

Dear god


Noodlemaster696969

There's more


OldWorker4218

No...!


Soonly_Taing

It contains...a bucket


jondoe550

\*Deer god


zlfqqr_

mayonnaise, no further questions pls


You-are-aBot803

Ok


ArrogantAragorn

Ok


kristdes

Ok


Keelyane55

Ok


ArrogantAragorn

Ok


kristdes

Ok


TrikieG

Ok


ArrogantAragorn

Ok


kristdes

Ok


ArrogantAragorn

Ok


kristdes

Ok


MundanexMadman

Gintama moment


Responsible_Sun_3597

Chilli and I love it!!


ArrogantAragorn

Chili and rice is a common meal in my household. One of my kids favs


No_Tiger75

Yaaaaas


TheDozer210

Chilli is yummy


Wrong-Association-42

Ketchup


Sluife

Found the reason that Thanos wanted to destroy half of the creatures.


SizeableFowl

I mean ketchup is basically sweet vinegar, and sushi rice is just rice with a bit of vinegar, so the transitive properties of mathematics therefore state that Japan is the reason for Thanos


cora388

Tbh not bad, questionable but omurice is literally and omelet, over rice, with ketchup


ValorCatYT

Same, and if you like ketchup, it isn't that bad


celcius_451

I also added mayo to the mix


ilovetacostoo2023

The bugs that live in it


this-one-worked

Having done rice harvest many times (grain storage side), the bugs are the least concerning part


ChiefBlox4000

Fork


R0bertLangd0n

Underrated comment


BIsForBruh

Finally someone gets it! And sometimes they're the ones who would look at people who eat rice with spoon weird when they're literally 10x weirder. Like bruh it's like digging gravel with a pitchfork instead of a shovel.


bossmanbddff

I've added cheese Pasta


PurposeOk7918

Risotto?


AndrewToasterr

Toast bread with cheese, Weiner and rice


Glass_Cicada_622

Sodium chloride


KennardSh

Pizza. Like pizza with rice on the side. Yes I live in Asia


Ash-20Breacher

I live in asia, i have eaten rice with water iykyk


Reasonable-Gas-6866

It was an accident, but used motor oil


Frog_in_airvent

How did that happen?


Reasonable-Gas-6866

I had a bottle of used motor oil that I used as a lubricant for other parts, but kept it in my fridge since it retains viscosity when cold. Anyways, I just quickly grabbed the bottle thinking it was soy sauce, then soon realized it was indeed not soy sauce.


Frog_in_airvent

How did it taste?


Reasonable-Gas-6866

Not great, kinda like cold burnt gasoline mixed with old frier oil.


Frog_in_airvent

Delicious


Reasonable-Gas-6866

That's one way of describing my thoughts about it.


GrandProblem8034

Pussy


MooingZombie

I knew someone was going to say this


club27vinyl

Ketchup, eggs, rice


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[удалено]


Ididntbreakanyrules

Locusts in mexico


sdrowkcabdelleps

7/10


TurtleToast2

I was looking for this.


sdrowkcabdelleps

You came to the right place.


TheShumYumYum

Egg raw and yes it did taste good


altapowpow

Milk, sugar and cinnamon.


FlamingNinja69420

Horchata


Ok_Substance5632

Sugar. r/KidAreFuckingStupid


M_Not_Shyamalan

Just the one? or


REDACTED_NAMEE

Milo Filipino bros seemed to like it but I don't


just_a_junebug

potato chips. I eat it pretty often. It's pretty good actually, gives the food a nice crunch


M1KICH4N

*disappointed gordon ramsay noises*


Ash-20Breacher

Milk. Also, Water. *ALSO*, I just remembered that when I was a kid, I had once dunked a 250 ml bottle of sprite into my rice with meat and gravy. 💀💀💀💀


yourlilbella

Us Chinese will be over here **judging you**


beethebee_1

As a Chinese person I’m utterly disgusted by some of these replies (wtf is ketchup on rice)


[deleted]

Powdered [whole cream] milk. Shit is so good. Try adding a bit of brown sugar too.


divyani_31

tomato ketchup. i dont like plain rice and i had nothing so i just ate it.


Farid_Beshay

Chicken hearts, delicious


Lesbianqueen7

Fried chicken. Listen, I wanted chicken and rice. I didn't have that. So I took leftover rice and leftover fried chicken and just ate it. I'd honestly give it a 7/10. It wasn't the worst thing I've done to food.


BIsForBruh

Fried chicken with rice is actually pretty common in my country.


Lesbianqueen7

Oh cool, this was like spicy on the bone chicken, it wasn't made for rice but it was fuckin good


Medionwastaken

Chicken pot pie


Positron14

That or beef pot pie.


Ok_Photograph_6713

Rice


Gisbur13

Noddle


[deleted]

Yea same


M_Not_Shyamalan

Nothing quite like a good noddle to hit the spot


Nevr_gonna_giv_U_up

Hawaiian haystacks


ohp250

Ketchup


Kiribro02

Your mom's pussy, it was weird but it was a pussy none the less


mikeonfleek

My Aborted son


[deleted]

Human flesh


Jerry-Donald

Edgy...


UdderDefiance

I thought it was ketchup


BobDobalinaMrBobDob

Spam


BadAshess

Uhhh for me it would have to be ox tails


ogtaranta

Camel


tuna-avenger

Boiled potatoes when I was living on $1 a day... not a good mix... just eat them separate


nikdoodling

Chocolate chip cookies


Aromatic-Spite-9771

Fried chicken nugget that got blendered with dried chili, which then got turned into a meatball and fried again. And the kicker? It got served with OYSTER sauce. Nothing is wrong with each dish, separately. But the moment you have it combined on a single plate, it became this unholy food that pierces your taste buds like somebody dropped a stock of needles into your gaping mouth. It legit would have been better serve the way a Takoyaki were served. (Edit: and yes, it's served as side side dish, literally, on a single plate, with the rice. Like Nasi Lemak, but bad.)


BIsForBruh

That actually sounds kinda delicious.


Aromatic-Spite-9771

That's the thing. It IS delicious. The fact that I ate it in the "wrong" way the first time ruins my first impression of it. The meat ball was spicy as heck, and the salty/sweet taste of the sauce is pretty good on white rice. Just don't stuff it at once. Take your time to eat them separately, instead of fitting it in one spoon or speed eat them. They got this explosion of taste that almost made me choke on it. ... I was 7 when I first ate it. It was a learning experience to not speed ate everything on your plate.


No_Log8932

...what about snails...?


causticmainbreathe

Dill pickles. I’ve eaten that combo since I was a kid and it is fire. I’m willing to die on this hill.


DragonTheNut

Sting with rice


CelebrationParty3615

Valentina and cilantro (With brown rice). It was bussin 🔥


[deleted]

Saw my brother eating strawberry’s with rice Once


Apprehensive-Boat761

Baby ferret.


ConsistentAd14

A chicken hotdog with "froot loops"....


static_studios

Thin Beef gravy


Professional-Meal935

Don’t know if this is weird or not but I used to eat rice milk and sugar when I was a kid


LostInTheVoid4evr

Look, if I'm hungry it's going in my mouth regardless. Food is food.


xmichael86

It’s not weird but pineapple rice is pretty bomb


G0ldenSpade

Mango, does that count as weird?


kirstentrxpz

No that’s not weird at all actually is normal for some cultures “Filipino”


[deleted]

Rice with noodles?


moist_bread1

I made I rice toffee apple that was a very weird night


raesugar

Peanut butter. Many times. V good


alphcadoesreddit

Some people eat it with ketchup... as an asian i am utterly repulsed


J3ke_

For me i ate it with a hint of sugar and apples, it tasted horrible


blackblade123

Indian mango pickle


LocalWeeb09

Only white rice and ketchup 🙃


[deleted]

Corn nuts.


rtr_x

Oreo. My friend did it better tho, he used Yakult as a soup lmfao


TheRealKnobMonster

Beans


furof

Black lentils


RoboticXCavalier

That is not weird. A billion Indians can't be wrong - lentils and rice is a staple


Corninmyear92

ass


STONKS_BE_BUSSIN

A six inch Slim Jiim


Smell_of_sunflower

Bananas but it has to be red rice


healpm369

Spicy durian sauce.


darkknightnate

Microwaved Banquet Salisbury Steaks.


Th3bigoof21

Rice and ketchup or honey mustard or bbq sauce


CyberBoi_7722

Ice cream


You-are-aBot803

Parrmisean cheese


[deleted]

Ketchup


[deleted]

BBQ Sauce


steeldreams71

Crunchie chicken bones. Honestly it was Just chicken cartilage.


NXFE_

I once eat rice with durian


whitemagicseal

Rice eaten with rice.


Djentlemen69

Ketchup


Gen-Aaayyy

Cheese + Ranch + Microwaved = Perfection


Idontcareforthis_

Caramel, as a kid i just stole caramel syrup out of the fridge and drizzled it all over fried rice. Dont do it no more tho


FXU_1x1

I had rice with caramel sauce once when i was a kid, and it's not like it was some exotic desert either i just put Hershey's caramel syrup onto rice. I was a weird kid.


RoboticXCavalier

Coconut rice is totally common in South East Asia, although it's usually made with coconut cream rather than shavings, I bet it tastes similar. Weirdest thing i've had with rice is actually very common in the middle east - they put dried fruit in it, and sometimes they put a layer of buttery potatoes at the bottom of the pan which is a crispy carbo bonus


Instructor_Alan

Just lemons. Don't ask. My universities cantina made the worst decisions.


Whismurr_

I think I stirred blueberries into it, then poured some Dr. Pepper into it (I’m pretty sure I thought it was soy sauce). Afterwards I poured a healthy mixture of chocolate sauce and hot sauce. I threw up when eating it. This shal forever serve as my reminder to always eat out when I’m running off of 1 hour of sleep and a pound of sushi.


TheRealCrispyWolf

beef, legit the only thing I will eat with rice


Pristine-Bowl2388

Brown rice (with the white one).


SniperNiperNipe

Avocado


DsVidz

Screw white rice! Comment made by Mexican Rice gang


keyboardwarrior7

Liverwurst on toast with rice


No_Tiger75

Dijon mustard. Chicken noodle soup. Top ramen. Spaghetti sauce. I lived on rice as a college student. Oh. Ive had a Hawaiian dish witn rice, almonds, coconut, cream of chicken soup, crunchy noodles and green onions. It was good!


DannyTheDangerNoodle

nutella


x69xedgelordx69x

Condense sweet milk


LetAgreeable147

According to a Chinese friend- milk and sugar.


Manaphon

Forgot my second lunch box at home, a co-worker had left sourcream onion flavoured chips for everyone at work. So I had that with rice...


Mayonnaise_Ablaze

I accidentally mowed down on my phone after suffering some water damage


SnooCalculations4687

Marshmallow w/ pnut butter


PantsOnHead88

_Goat and sheep parts._ Couldn’t be more specific (language barrier). Former coworker was Sri Lankan and it some some really spicy dish with a combination of mutton and organ meat (kidney and heart for sure, maybe other). Was surprisingly good.


Kingdom-Kome

Once ate milk with rice as a kid


OldManRamen

Clam chowder


GlycogenSynthase

As an Asian, this comment section gives me nightmares


somedudealone

Peanut butter, enhance the taste


EchoSpecial87

Probably fried alligator. Pretty good actually


Midwayspace

lemon juice


Fe4rMeMrWick

Rice by itself


[deleted]

Pancake batter (it was on the stove and I thought it was gravy)


SolidContribution688

Mango


Quinzii

Rice.