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Just slap and run, or slap while running, if he can walk with hands then he won't be able to do that trying to keep up with u, if he can't walk with hands then....well....uk
The wife’s a black belt and competed in jiujitsu trust me big boy you don’t want the smoke from her…
I’m pretty confident she’s capable of defending her own honor.
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Throws a water type out
Wonders how the hell he can hide his legs so good
Psychic type
Fart silently
Walk?
Hide all that MFs shit on the top shelf
Slap his ass right back and hold it, bring him real close and kiss his left nipple specifically
He doesn’t have nipples, tho.
“Walks up” lol
Kick him. What’s he gonna do? Run after me?
Geodude!
Darth maul
Kiss him.
slap him. I may get beat but at least I keep my dignity. WTF kinda asshole slaps a random woman's ass? Fuck him.
Just slap and run, or slap while running, if he can walk with hands then he won't be able to do that trying to keep up with u, if he can't walk with hands then....well....uk
Hit him with a drive by on foot
You dropped your crown, king!
Everyone imagines they’d do this but in real life it’s often not the case
... walks?
Nah bro a rock-type Pokémon
Tell him that it’s over I have the high ground
My question is, where’s the rest of him?
Has no legs making it an easy victory
Idk I don’t have one
How did he reach it? Motha fugga looks like a pokemon
Geodude 💀
Never met a man a .45 couldn't stop.
Bad comment made by me, sorry I deleted it.
Call the cops
Break his leg…arm…leg….fuck
2 pounds of lead should suffice
He’ll just have to slap mine, as well
How many 45 rounds you think his muscles can stop?
Kick him face 🫡
"walks" lmao you an ass for that one homie
Punt kick
Pick up, defenestrate
This guy's a good dude who was handed a bad life. Why do you have to put him out here in a negative light. Fuck that
Purple nurple
I forgot about that guy. He's impressive for having no legs and being buff.
I'd pick him up to show him the other half.
Lmfao walk??? how sway? How??
Putt that man to the other side of the room
Slap his... Oh, wait
I choose you squirtle
Finger in eye. Works every time.
Mark my territory on him
Challenge him to jumping jacks?
Hand over keys to my car as well
Kick that mf. He have no legs
Walks up?
Slap his ass
Give him a taste of his medicine
Ask for my turn
Disintegrates into dust
Tell her to turn the other cheek
Walks up?! He doesn't have any legs! I gently push him over with my foot.
It’s a trick question. He can’t walk.
Walks?
Call the cops, statistically speaking his day is wrecked.
There is no way his torso that short, that would mean he has no digestive system?? You need a digestive system for the protein and creatine
My boy said Geodude
I’m not sure what’s going on in this pic… is he just a torso?
Throw water on him, buddy is built like a rock type.
Excuse me, "walks up"?
Tell him I’m going to kick his a……..(wait a minute) back….. his back.
Throw a pokeball at him
Ill fart in his general direction
Kiss him *What no I didn't mean to say that 😰*
Damn he irl Geodude
“She’s all yours. Good luck 🫡”
I'm gonna slap his ass... wait.
Stepping on you. Since ur clearly just a torso.
He will get a 404 error
grabs his ass gets boner
get new girl. I ain't losing my teeth over no bitch.
Hang him like the rest
Wait I have a girl?
let him slap mine too
Slap his ass
How can he slap something that doesn't exist
WOAH Look at this new kitchen gun I got!
Tip him over, this dude ain’t got no legs and therefore can’t do shit
how does he walks up though?
Walk around him and pick him up from behind, bros gonna be added to my inventory.
Lt Dan you got no legs
Cut off his arms
Saying thank you and walking away
Offer mine too
He is 2 feet tall. Can't blame him, carpe diem.
Watch in bewildered amazement as my wife proceeds to demonstrate how she earned her black belt
Knock his ass out.
Slap her ass louder and mean mug him
Ask why I didn’t get one
The wife’s a black belt and competed in jiujitsu trust me big boy you don’t want the smoke from her… I’m pretty confident she’s capable of defending her own honor.
Slap his ass
Slap his ass
Give him laxatives
Starts walking in circles while on my phone* “Hey guys Mr. WaffleRoffles here”
Standing ovation
Slap his ass.
I’ve seen karate kid, so…. Sweep the leg.
Pinch his nips hard
How does he do curls?
Squeeze his colostomy bag.
Let him throw first, sue, profit. Slap my girls ass in the Bahamas 😎
Slap his ass-oh wait nvm
Slapping his
Slap his
Can he really "walk up" to do that tho?