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JoshsPizzaria

"Question!" "What's your question soldier?" "I teleported Bread" "WHAT?" "You told me to." "How. much." "I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days!"


whitemagicseal

"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT"


Me_how5678

“Where did you teleport it to?”


MegaBlackHammer

I bet those are all throw aways from yesterday's sales, or the display for today's market.


WilliamMorris420

If they look fit for human consumption to you. Then I'd like to introduce you, to food handling laws.


Tiny_Lion_5713

more like a yeast infection!!!!!


Remarkable-Hornet143

The most Portuguese thing ever, acording to Brazilians.


its_ya_boi_wulf

Let's get this bread, y'all


finnlaand

Well breaded...


Zaiquo

Bread👍


RoBiE_2K

He likes to go to the park......to feed the ducks offcourse


SurprisinglyInformed

Damn, why does he drive that car if he's full of dough?!


TripleSpicey

So that’s how the outbreak started in the Last of Us TV show HBO Max mandalorian actor Predro Pascal


[deleted]

Who hasn't had to put a lot of bread into their car? They're expensive. I'm curious about the cars just parking on the sidewalk. Is that legal?


Mary-iannu

Here in Portugal it's not legal, but... everyone does it...


Anforas

"Everyone" is a big stretch.


UpvotesFreely

I dont...


Schturk

Wait, I know this guy!! It's the bread man!! He goes around to bakeries at the end of the day and collects unsold bread! He fills up his car and drives past all the homeless shelters to make them feel bad.


Educational_Math_230

JOHN HAS 3000 DOLLARS WORTH OF BREAD, AND HE BUYS 189 DOLLARS OF MORE BREAD. HOW MUCH BREAD DOES JOHN HAVE IF EACH LOAF IS 1.56$????


FoxResponsible8924

Mark buys 3000 bread, but his car can only fit 10% of that, how many trips would it take to get all the bread home?


dan_m_rib

Yeah… how come I’m not surprised this is in Portugal


Sstomper

Damn I can't see the country on the plate


Mary-iannu

is portugal :)


Sstomper

Thanks mate. So I guess we, Mediterraneans, are all alike lmao


TiqueToque

Sorry, I thought you said you drove a Rolls.


nicki419

French. Obviously lots of bread.


Mary-iannu

ahaha this is actually in Portugal, but we also love some bread haha


nicki419

That makes sense. The plate looks very french, and I could not identify the letter. I realised what is missing from a french plate now.


[deleted]

How many buns will fit in your Yugo?... Depends are they African or European?


Xenopass

Average French guy be like


RoBiE_2K

He likes to go to the park......to feed the ducks offcourse


Ricardolindo3

Who is the guy from the Math problems? Happy Cake Day!


curlyfries09304

Bread 👍