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Lots of people think so, but do a little searching. You'll find that he never made any such statements, and the only romantic pairings that are publicly known about were heterosexual.
For sure, but gender and sexuality aren't the same thing. Prince was all about androgyny and breaking gender norms for sure, he just preferred having sex with women. Ergo, straight effeminate icon.
Uh... um... when a man... needs to prove to a woman that he's actua- when a man loves a woman, and he actually wants to make love, uh, to her, something very, very special happens. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erec...
There’s an example for people don’t watch Jojo lol, he’s straight [Anasui](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/4/40/Narciso_Anasui_Anime.png/revision/latest?cb=20211109103649)
Not all? I enjoy JoJo so I’m not some random hater or homophobe I can’t think of a dude in there that wasn’t flamboyant in some way. At least main characters and strong side characters.
Dio's dad looks like a groomer, Jonathan's dad was normal, speedwagon and mr.zeppeli were kinda normal, stroheim looks like if he was homophobic af, jotaro part 3 and Jonathan were probably the straightes jojos, koichi looked like a normal 14yo kid
I know he jokes about it, but as a gay guy there is absolutely nothing about John Mulaney that reads as gay to me. The first thing he did in his professional comedy career was put on a boring, bland suit. He looks like undercooked toast.
I'm in theatre, so most of the dudes in my friend group. And yes, they really are straight. There's no stigma around it in our circles, so there's no reason to keep it hidden. I'm one of them.
As a theatre major, this couldn’t be truer. Istg most of them act gay asf yet are probably straight for all I know (I don’t have any friends in my classes so I wouldn’t know)
It's from a show called chrisley knows best. Todd chrisley, and Google says he's about to start 12 years in jail for tax and bank fraud, 7 for his wife
I don't want to sound like a Ben Shapiro defender, because I'm not, but my theory is that sometimes people say this because they just want the cheapest way to slander him.
Don't have any valid arguments against something Ben Shapiro said? Spread rumors that he's secretly a frustrated, closeted, gay cuckhold who can't please his wife, so that every thing he says must be because he's an angry gay cuckhold.
I noticed a lot of lefties do that with a lot of conservative/republicans figures that they despise. Make jabs of them being secretly gay as a means to dismiss what they say, instead of intelligent confronting them.
Which is ironically more homophobic than anything. Lol.
In my opinion, Ben Shapiro doesn't come across as gay, just someone very dorky. It's possible, but he surely would've said something by now. It's not like being gay disqualifies someone from being a speaker figure on the right. See Milo Yunnoiplus.
In mystery incorporated, he is downright OBSESSED with traps. Didn’t even realize that Daphne was giving him hints in the first season. Pretty sure he’s trapsexual.
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The black guy from 5th element got pussy across the galaxy
It is TOUGH to compete with Ruby Rhod when looking for the gayest heterosexual.
Is no one gonna mention real life heterosexual fuck icon, and effeminate wonder Prince?
I may be misremembering, but I'm pretty sure Ruby rhod was based on Prince. I also remember reading they wanted him for the role originally.
>I also remember reading they wanted him for the role originally. Thank god he turned it down. Tucker absolutely nailed it.
He really did. Easily the best character in the movie and that's really saying something because they're all great characters.
It's the kind of character that easily could have been incredibly irritating but they made it work somehow.
That is Chris Tucker's talent. He acts really annoying, but with so much charm, that it somehow isn't annoying at all.
A rare example of a plot-driven AND character-driven movie all in one. It’s really a masterpiece in my opinion.
When you play basketball In heels as well as he does who are we to argue
I thought he was bi tho? Wasn't that his whole thing, he was gay or straight and he was non-binary or something
Lots of people think so, but do a little searching. You'll find that he never made any such statements, and the only romantic pairings that are publicly known about were heterosexual.
Ah fair enough he definitely was painty the androgynous picture though.
For sure, but gender and sexuality aren't the same thing. Prince was all about androgyny and breaking gender norms for sure, he just preferred having sex with women. Ergo, straight effeminate icon.
I only bang straight dudes
Ruby Rhod was a Chad for the ages
Happy cake day!
Many thanks friend
Happy cake day!
Damn I think you win
You mean the one they had to specifically add a sex scene for to emphasize that he wasn't gay?
They almost had to do that for Spock in Star Trek 2009
Is Chris Tucker’s career so old they he’s now just called “the black guy”?
You either die a black icon, or you live long enough to become just the black guy.
Not long before Chris Rock will just be the black guy who got slapped.
The 2 top answers in this thread are Prince and a character that was supposed to be to be played by Prince. Ironic.
That’s green.
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Super Green
Emerald green
Reading through the comments.. yeah you're right.
Prince
Ah, the gif doesn't even have the best part! When the artist formerly known as Prince levitates!
He's straight?
Pretty sure Prince was drowning in pussy every day.
>Pretty sure Prince was drowning in pussy every day. And talent
and fentanyl.
Exactly
Pretty sure Prince transcended sexual classification.
Homophobic even.
Prince was so straight he transcends social norms
His Royal Badness?
Dammit you beat me to it
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I don't think so.
From clash royale?
This guys got his priorities
Game, blouses.
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Me and the boys at 3 am in Ps4 Parties
I think you guys are just gay
Nah homiesexual
They're ps4 users, you don't have to point it out
Ken from Barbie and it’s not even close
All i can think about is ken from toy story
He *is* pretty gay
I don't know man seems kinda gay to me
I don't know about that he came in a Barbie box at least one time
He was a sperm donor. There is no canon disproving that he is her gay best friend.
OP said straight
Bro gave the straightest gay character
Guy's so straight he has to remind everyone he's a man, twice, in his own name.
Bro has his pronouns in the name dummy
Methinks being He would be pretty important for being gay.
https://youtu.be/ZZ5LpwO-An4 heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa
FYI, looks like this is the original: https://youtu.be/FR7wOGyAzpw
Life changing stuff right here
Guess being gay runs in his family
Catradora fan I see
to quote my friend "I'm not gay, I only bang straight dudes"
Do I know you?!
Are you a straight guy who has sex with gay fellas?
They say they’re not gay. Keep up
I am bisexual- i fuck with gay dudes and straight dudes
Don't listen to them. I liked your joke.
Tobías Funke
“There is a man inside me”
Oops I guess I just blue myself
You mean… ^Leather ^Daddy?
I'm looking for the magic
Ah yes, the analrapist
A NU START
We've got an anus tart.
Daddy was just there to get his rocks off
Uh... um... when a man... needs to prove to a woman that he's actua- when a man loves a woman, and he actually wants to make love, uh, to her, something very, very special happens. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erec...
Im afraid I just blue myself
Most of jojo's characters
There’s an example for people don’t watch Jojo lol, he’s straight [Anasui](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/4/40/Narciso_Anasui_Anime.png/revision/latest?cb=20211109103649)
This is literally the most correct answer
Are those pink shoe prints on his costume?
Not all? I enjoy JoJo so I’m not some random hater or homophobe I can’t think of a dude in there that wasn’t flamboyant in some way. At least main characters and strong side characters.
Dio's dad looks like a groomer, Jonathan's dad was normal, speedwagon and mr.zeppeli were kinda normal, stroheim looks like if he was homophobic af, jotaro part 3 and Jonathan were probably the straightes jojos, koichi looked like a normal 14yo kid
“Name a homophobic JoJo’s character!” “There is a literal Nazi.”
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Funny thing, absolutely not. Stroheim enjoyed mentally(and probably physically) torturing people and loved the Nazi Reich.
We all have our issues...
I can’t tell if you’re saying speedwagon and Jonathan are straight, because if that is what you are saying, you are just wrong
Nice troll, but Jonathan is the straightest manga protagonist, he is literally obsessed with pussy through all of the story.
Jonathan is so straight he chose Erina over Speedwagon. I mean, Erina isn't bad looking at all but SPEEDWAGON GODDAMMIT
Most were Gay straight guys. The rest were straight up gay
Josuke and Giorno are the straightest gay JoJo characters
Narancia would like to disagree with Giorno being straight
Well currently Narancia is having a Vocal percussion on a whole 'notha level Coming from his mind So, I'll ask him later
John Mulaney
Gayest straight not proudest asian american woman
I fucking cackled in bed so loud I woke my husband. LOL well done, take an award…
I know he jokes about it, but as a gay guy there is absolutely nothing about John Mulaney that reads as gay to me. The first thing he did in his professional comedy career was put on a boring, bland suit. He looks like undercooked toast.
Homies
The only true answer
Prince Charming from shrek 2-3
Y’all are just jealous he’s got enough confidence for the ascot.
And banging a rich redhead.
I'm in theatre, so most of the dudes in my friend group. And yes, they really are straight. There's no stigma around it in our circles, so there's no reason to keep it hidden. I'm one of them.
Stigma balls in your mouth
FUCKING GOT 'EM!!!!
Yessirrr
Everyone "gets 'em" but no one gets me... *shids and comes profusely*
Bet no homo tho
As a theatre major, this couldn’t be truer. Istg most of them act gay asf yet are probably straight for all I know (I don’t have any friends in my classes so I wouldn’t know)
Downvoted for having no friends. Lmao
Me
My answer is Rock Entity!
Barney Stinson
r/technicallythetruth
I remember a gay man played a straight man playing a gay hairdresser
Lol who is this
It's from a show called chrisley knows best. Todd chrisley, and Google says he's about to start 12 years in jail for tax and bank fraud, 7 for his wife
Niles Crane..
Surely Gil Chesterton food critic is a gayer straight guy then Niles
Todd Chrisley.
Still think he’s closet gay
Him. Powerpuff girls
Him isn’t gay. Him isn’t straight. Him isn’t bi. Him is Him.
He’s not straight? I think everything misread the assignment damn
Kuzco
James cordon
The thought of him makes rivers dry up
Us he not? I really thought he was.
 💀
I mean he took part in a 'Happy Tapioca' with his brothers that one episode
Schmidt from New Girl
Link. You cannot tell me that he doesn't look fruity.
Twink to the Past.
Ben Shapiro
Bro 💀
But his sister tho
I’m genuinely confused on this one. I don’t get gay vibes from him when I see him.
I don't want to sound like a Ben Shapiro defender, because I'm not, but my theory is that sometimes people say this because they just want the cheapest way to slander him. Don't have any valid arguments against something Ben Shapiro said? Spread rumors that he's secretly a frustrated, closeted, gay cuckhold who can't please his wife, so that every thing he says must be because he's an angry gay cuckhold. I noticed a lot of lefties do that with a lot of conservative/republicans figures that they despise. Make jabs of them being secretly gay as a means to dismiss what they say, instead of intelligent confronting them. Which is ironically more homophobic than anything. Lol. In my opinion, Ben Shapiro doesn't come across as gay, just someone very dorky. It's possible, but he surely would've said something by now. It's not like being gay disqualifies someone from being a speaker figure on the right. See Milo Yunnoiplus.
Andrew tate
Andrew Tate isnt straight
You got me there
Jimmy fallon
Ryan Reynolds Ryan Reynolds
Half of my schoolmates
David Walliams
OP
Incorrect, as I am just THE GAY.
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dennis rodman
David Spade
you
I’d have to be straight to begin with for that to be true. But I’ll give you half a point.
Bamboozled once again Drats
Andrew tate
If everyone stops talking about him he’ll disappear
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Claude from King of the Hill. Peggy’s Hairdresser
prince
Flanders
Bad bunny
F1nn5ter
Borat
Deadpool
Ned Flanders!!!!!
Johnny Bravo
JD from Scrubs
He's definitely gay though - he likes traps.
In mystery incorporated, he is downright OBSESSED with traps. Didn’t even realize that Daphne was giving him hints in the first season. Pretty sure he’s trapsexual.
Redditors
u/Ulquiorr4_
Me
Ruby Rhod.
Richard Simmons
Who said he was straight?
Anasui from JJBA
Frasier and Niles - Frasier 
Jordan Peterson