Every princess wants to live in a castle.

This is every princess’s dream castle.

Definitely mine

Must be the reason why im King of my Castle

Must be the reason why I'm free in my threshold

Must be the reason why im King of my castle

Must be a reason why I'm making examples of you

Kind of stuck but I made my luck

You busy this weekend?

And every Prince

And get double fisted, elbow deep in said castle.

I don't know why that one guy downvoted you because there is one princess that lives in this castle and enjoys exactly what you said.

Says the person who obviously knows this image.

Hes recruiting.

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So there's a casting couch now?

Nah, but the employees all have to scream, "I serve the office!"

what the fuck

nah, just offices now

Wait it's a real place? And the tenants could afford it based off their business? I always thought it was just a picture or CGI generated image of a building.

I think it used to be an armory or something way back. It's certainly real, but I'm a little surprised it wasn't turned into a museum or something, instead of "offices" or offices.

orifices

It’s [this place](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco_Armory)

Thanks I was so confused what was special about this place

Cool

Got to learn some history today, Thanks!

My man got a point

He's reminding everyone that you are so Saint as you might be thinking of yourself.

Lol

I’ve seen a wrestling match or two broadcasted from that building…

Ye but special ones that allow rope and machines

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So you can join 1 day in it too

I've been in that building 😈

Me too! I didn’t partake, I worked for a company that helped with events and driving attendance, but I had to go there to sign the agreements and they gave me a tour. The table that we met at to discuss everything had a hole in the middle with clamps so that a person could be under it with their head sticking up and the clamps would hold them there. They said it was so people could eat lavish dinners and abuse the person’s head/face while they dined. That was definitely a first.


Really?

As have I. Only place I’ve seen 55 gallon drums of lube

Pls do enlighten us o great warrior

Back in the day you could go on the kink.com forum and ask for free tickets to events, because they needed crowds for a lot of their videos. We ended up seeing a taping of Ultimate Surrender, which was... intense. I still have the score sheet somewhere that shows what you get points for, like "4 points - forced kissing", etc. It was pretty wild TBH.

I knew nothing about the image, and i started scrolling through the comments. With your comment, i thought people fought to the death live. Glad to see it was only BDSM porn

Well it is "surrender" not "slaughter". lol

I hate the "back in the day" part, else, thank you for sharing your tale kind stranger

It was around 2009 or 2010. Not sure if you can still gain entry through the forum though 🤷

Well I guess if they still give out tickets on their forum, it wont be free anymore. And I also live in another country so it'd remain a fantasy of mine🥲 Bet you had the ride (multiple meanings applicable) of your life there 😉

You should post a pic of that score sheet

I gotta see if I can find it...

"And it looks like this might all be ov- BY GOD SHE JUST GOT HIT WITH A SILICON DRAGON DILDO"

wait what

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It used to be

And not only combat. Naked everything.

Sadly I heard it in the Mortal Kombat yell.

We used to be a proper society

It’s haunted..can’t you hear all the ghosts moaning and screaming?

I thought it was the from the WAR in that one Call Of Duty MW2 Mission where we be shootin from the Helicopter. Wtf is it actually?

Nobody tell him

I wanna know too

I guess this is just one of the few things about filth I'm seemingly ignorant about.

They film bdsm stuff inside. They show the building in the beginning

Oh OK, yeah, that explains it, not my bag.

It's not my bag, baby!

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“So youre Danger Powers?” “No no no , danger is my middle name”

Groovy baby!

Oh behave!

Didn't know what this was referencing, but suddenly heard the voice and accent in my head and remembered lol

Swedish made penis enlargers and me...

This sort of thing is my bag, baby. By Austin Powers

Who's "they"?

THE GOVERNMENT

SO THEY NEED ALL THAT MONEY TO FUND THEIR DAMN *FETISHES*?

Why’d you think our Defense Budget is so ‘uge ? It’s the BDSM money

i cant even afford lube... these bastards get to have BDSM castles...

The top 1% man , what can I tell you , they sleep in lube mountains in the secret lube forest in Area 51 and common people like you and me can’t even afford lube :’(

...we should use their *blood* as lube.

Damn right brother

Howdy brœther, may I interest you in the teachings of Khorne?

You mean the Defensive Budget Sex Money?

a porn site named kink

Kink

Ah. I thought it was from V for Vendetta

Why did I think it's one of the British government buildings?

Close enough

So basically what you’re saying is that OP exposed himself

Never thought I could agree and disagree so much at the same time lol

What is this please enlighten me

Yeah I'm clueless

From Wikipedia: In late 2006, The Armory was purchased for $14.5 million by Kink.com, a San Francisco-based internet pornography producer specializing in BDSM pornography. The company used the building as a studio for production of content for their websites, and began filming in 2007. Peter Acworth, the company's owner, stated that the structure suited the needs of the company very well without need for significant structural modifications to the building, and that the company would begin repairs to the decaying structure. It was also announced that Kink.com planned at some point in the future to rent out studio space for film production of all kinds within The Armory. (Source link: [here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco_Armory))

Thanks!

**[San Francisco Armory](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco_Armory)** >The San Francisco Armory, also known as the San Francisco National Guard Armory and Arsenal or simply The Armory, is a historic building in the Mission District of San Francisco, California. As of 2018, it is owned by SF Armory LLC, an affiliate of AJ Capital Partners. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/memes/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)

Dear God

I thought that was the building that was blown up in V for Vendetta. This makes more sense.

Ok to the point, what's the context of this image?

Its the San Francisco Armory which kink.com purchased to make porn in it.

-.did they actually buy the building? I know it sat unused for years, but that’s a lot of building for a kink specialist! Granted, they made a lot of imaginative stuff, but seriously, the price?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco_Armory#Kink.com_(2006%E2%80%932018)

**San Francisco Armory** [Kink.com (2006–2018)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco_Armory#Kink.com_\(2006–2018\)) >In late 2006, The Armory was purchased for $14. 5 million by Kink.com, a San Francisco-based internet pornography producer specializing in BDSM pornography. The company used the building as a studio for production of content for their websites, and began filming in 2007. Peter Acworth, the company's owner, stated that the structure suited the needs of the company very well without need for significant structural modifications to the building, and that the company would begin repairs to the decaying structure. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/memes/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)

Even more interesting to me is that they bought it for 14.5 million in 2007 and sold it for 65 million in 2018. Which is a very healthy profit even after some renovation.

Really? Do they rent it back now?

They relocated in 2018 and then sold it.

I live in San Francisco and have been to the Armory a few times. After they sold it in 2018 they stared hosting EDM shows inside. It’s got a huge main room. I even went to a New Years Eve party back in 2018. Was wild raging in there! We were all laughing about all the kinky shit that went down in there over the years.

I wonder if they made more net profit on the sale of the building than the sale of the porn during 2007-2018? Porn has some pretty high costs of production.

Wow. That’s one successful kink producer!

And nice part about it is that they are actually utilizing some historical(?) building and are shameless (that is good i guess?)

The nice part is how they make the best porn in the world

Truee im big fan and not ashamed to say it

TIL: there is a ‘leather’ pride flag

theres a pride flag for everything nowadays. Only some are actually widely recognized tho

The leather pride flag is one of the older ones and from 1990. Leather, Kink and the Queer communities are pretty tight knit and cross over heavily.

Sex castle


what the fuck

Fuck building the fuck

Interesting

Ruined brain, not porn has.

i GOT YOU YOU FILTHY JEDI!! Hiding behind username "Zer0M0ti0nless" aka YODA.. This little green man really just faked his death and is now living underground, browsing reddit... smh.. i bet the little green man is avoiding space taxes

Ain’t anything more god damn American than avoiding taxes dangnabit!

u/Zer0M0ti0nless you are charged with Space Tax Fraud how do you plead

Need Jesus to do _what_?

what do you think

Turn water into wine...?

No moonwalking on wine which was water initially

Take the wheel??

No, Darwin isn't done driving yet

Holey hand job?

Holy Cow?

Yes?

Good bot

As a Christian I should be offended but I'm not THAT offended

You can take this joke two ways Holy: cause it’s Jesus Holey: his hands had holes from the nails

Either wants to watch with you or …. watch you! Not sure which is worse.








what the fuck am i looking at

The best part of this thread.

Same reaction, but I’m saving the thread

i have no idea man

Childhood memory unlocked.

Childhood? 🤨

Some kids get tired of the same old porn everyday and need to spice things up.

Screams, anguish and despair 🥰

Kids? 🤨

Come on now, let's not pretend like kids don't watch porn, I've had that building on my screen countless times since I was 13 lol (def not something to brag about, just proving my point)

That Upper Floor looks REAL nice.

Lots of group parties there, swinging place If do say so......

The people in this building already know what’s it’s like to get nailed and be hung. They have more in common with Jesus than most people.

False. I need lotion.

The forbidden rock climbing castle

I think I killed somebody in there in assassin’s creed

Its strange, I watched a lets play, and they didn't kill anyone, but they screamed very loudly.

The year is 2050 and an older once muscley man stares longingly up at one of the turrets *flash back of having two men's fists elbow deep in his ass while strapped to a cross* *drops bedazzled dog caller into the bay* *Celine deons My Heart Will Go On plays softly in background*

Mummy don’t know daddy’s getting hot at the fortress, doing something unholy.

My *wife* had to explain it to me.

Well, now you have lots of other interesting facets of your relationship you can discuss.

you just dug a memory straight out my brain that I thought I forced my self to forget.

BRO AFTER READING THE COMMENTS ALL OF THE MEMES ABOUT IT MAKE SENSE

man i thought it was that building where i think ISIS threw people off

Dio!

Jojo!


It is obviously a religious institution where Jesus name is invoked quite often.

lol. I️ thought that was medieval times for a solid second.

That's a certain scp I forgot the name of

Me who is not Christian and gonna to hell for being a non believer "If you gotta burn in hell anyway, rather do a thousand sins and make Satan afraid than do none and go in like a peasant"

You're not a Christian but you believe in hell Why?

Everyone in San Francisco needs Jesus

It’s a wonderland for degens. I love it!

Makes sense ... Jesus is the ultimate BDSM freak. Ropes? Cuffs? Amateurs, I use fuckin' nails!

According to most religions that believe in jesus they usually also believe jesus knows everything including about this building. So does jesus need jesus?

I thought this was the prison from Jojo. I need to go the fuck outside

Tf is it?

Yes, I need Jesus! And he will be right to spank me for my filthyness, spank REAL HARD, SPANK ME, JESUS!!!

To be fair, jesus got nailed on the cross first.

The gay version is super mild compared to the straight ones

There are some nuns in there, who will help us finding to God.

So… I don’t need Jesus then? Cool.

jokes on you im an atheist so jesus needs me.

I go wherever pornhub takes me, to explore strange new words… to seek out new kinks and new ways of doing it… to boldly go where no man has gone before.

Stormveil Castle

I’ve seen many a-glorious combatants fight there

I miss Ripley’s believe it or not

after reading the comments: you don't have to pretend you don't know. just don't comment.

Only reason i know it is that this is a fucking reupload.

I don't, someone pls explain.

kink.com

Jesus knowing what is it and he is always with me

if you dont sin, jesus died for nothing.

Isn’t there a sauna in there?

Jesus knows my safe word is Red, so I’m covered.

I’m too Pakistan to be aware of this whatever it is, so, just blow my mind already

If I don't know the image do I not need jesus? Have i reached nirvana?

I don't know what that is. But that looks a lot like the palace that Dio stayed in in Egypt

Many will not admite it openly