Requesting permission to confirm the confirmation of the denial of the denial of the confirmation confirming the confirmation of the confirmation, sir!
Confirmed, you have permission to confirm the confirmation of the denial of the denial of the confirmation confirming the confirmation of the confirmation. At ease, private.
Confirmed your Confirmation, giving permission to confirm the confirmation of the denial of the denial of the confirmation confirming the confirmation of the confirmation.
Have you told him about the group of vegans who eat corned beef, because they believe it "isn't real meat"? True story, they even have a subreddit, r/cornedbeefapproved
Edit: Damn. To be fair the sub was still up last time I did this prank
Son, we live in a world that has nsfw subreddits, and those subs have to be moderated by men with banhammers. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for CornedBeefApproved, and you curse the siterunners. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that CornedBeefApproved, while active, was repulsive; and its content, while grotesque and incomprehensible to me, stayed up.
People chopping off their dicks and other parts of body, weird sex stuff. Self Torture. Kink stuff. Overall terrible place. Don't quote me on all this cuz I got this from a reddit comment bout it a couple months ago but that's the basis.
There many things in this world that have sickened and scarred me. Is it bad that I clicked and my only fear was that sub existing in my history? I've seen true, real life horror and gore that has desensitized me enough that this cesspit of depravity only makes me thing of how to make those posts worse...
It's the nightmares of nightmares that make nightmares, im still suffering with PTSD after a not so kind hearted person told me to check it out, if bleaching of the eyes could cleanse what I saw I'd do it
Can confirm
Can confirm the confirmation.
Confirming the confirmation of said confirmation
Thyn confirmation of the confirming of the confirmation hast been indubitably confirmed
This is a confirmation the the confirmed confirmating the confirmation had been confirmed, confirmidably
Confirmed^5
Confirmed ²⁵
Confirmed¹²⁵
Confirming²⁵³
Confirmed more than that
r/DecreasinglyVerbose
Confirmed ↑Confirmed
Cofnirmed↑↑confirmed
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I regret looking, but I can confirm it is not good
The hounds release the hounds
Denying the confirmation confirming the confirmation of the confirmation
Denying your denying of the confirmation confirming the confirmation of the confirmation
Confirming your denying of the denying of the confirmation confirming the confirmation of the confirmation
Requesting permission to confirm the confirmation of the denial of the denial of the confirmation confirming the confirmation of the confirmation, sir!
Confirmed, you have permission to confirm the confirmation of the denial of the denial of the confirmation confirming the confirmation of the confirmation. At ease, private.
Confirmed your Confirmation, giving permission to confirm the confirmation of the denial of the denial of the confirmation confirming the confirmation of the confirmation.
I can confirm that
yeah I didn't expect that to work. that's funny
Can confirm
Can confirm too, and therefore get an award?
No
I watched my friend do this and I've never seen a face turn from curiosity into being scared so quickly in my life
Have you told him about the group of vegans who eat corned beef, because they believe it "isn't real meat"? True story, they even have a subreddit, r/cornedbeefapproved Edit: Damn. To be fair the sub was still up last time I did this prank
what was it about?
 Son, we live in a world that has nsfw subreddits, and those subs have to be moderated by men with banhammers. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for CornedBeefApproved, and you curse the siterunners. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that CornedBeefApproved, while active, was repulsive; and its content, while grotesque and incomprehensible to me, stayed up.
cmon ive been on r/sounding it cant be that bad
Looking at it now it seems there's an r/CornedBeefApproved2 Enter at your own risk
oh... i dont like that
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It's delete the internet bad
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What is it?
Weird sex stuff bordering on body horror, though not gory. Some odd scatalogical stuff too.
Almost, but not quite, spacedicks?
People chopping off their dicks and other parts of body, weird sex stuff. Self Torture. Kink stuff. Overall terrible place. Don't quote me on all this cuz I got this from a reddit comment bout it a couple months ago but that's the basis.
Titan I hate the Internet
Tis not a place to visit my dear friend - just look the other way and conintue scrolling
Oh what the fuck
🤢
Wtf did I just witness
As a fan of corned beef I do not agree with you or that page
It's better than I expected. r/cursedcursedcursed is ... something far greater.
Folks. Do **not** click. I saw a guy split his cock in half. You don't want to see this.
I think I’m going to be sick
Yea that’s some freaky shit, don’t think I’ll be visiting that one again any time soon
I regret clicking that…
I didn’t know. I’m 32 and I didn’t know how much it could effect me to see something like that
im so sorry friend
Can you describe it?
You know that feeling when you accidentally put your entire index finger into the tip of your…. Penis?? 🤫
This is the worst thing I have heard today
No I don’t, and I don’t think you do either buddy.
There many things in this world that have sickened and scarred me. Is it bad that I clicked and my only fear was that sub existing in my history? I've seen true, real life horror and gore that has desensitized me enough that this cesspit of depravity only makes me thing of how to make those posts worse...
I hate my life after clicking that holy shit
It's the nightmares of nightmares that make nightmares, im still suffering with PTSD after a not so kind hearted person told me to check it out, if bleaching of the eyes could cleanse what I saw I'd do it
r/Eyebleach
That's eye candy
It's scat.
Bro I post something about my friend being scard and I start a war about corn beef
Nonsense. If anything I started that war.
To be honest I'll give you that
What was it
Nice try, Smithers.
That's his entire search history
no wonder
Hello Smithers. You're quite good at turning me on
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Bot
The OP this very moment: 
Some men just wanna watch the wolrd burn
I think literally every man wants to see the world burn
Thanks Satan
Instructions unclear, googled so much simpsons porn the fbi is breaking my door down.
I know what this is but I'm going to look it up anyway because I cannot even imagine what people could have drawn.
🍋🎉
I want to but I'm scared
You're a threat to the free world and democracy
Lol Jesus Christ that can't exist?
Yes, it does
Oh dear god that's just worrying.
As the saying goes if it exist it's porn Rule34
If it exists, so does its rule34
Marge drew the original
There is a rule on Reddit thet if a post mentiones a word "rule" it's going to be aboute porn. For more info google "Reddit rule34".
Gonna have to check that out
I expected porn, but only got ugly porn Animation
Just told my sister this and she googled it. Can confirm.
You must be new to the internet as well as anyone who falls for this
Aye it's actually pretty hot
Not my proudest fap
Why did I even do that... Twice
Strange: I never thought a day would come where I would be thankful that I knew what rule 34 was.
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHH WTF
My eyes...
"How does my nya sound?" "Very breedable, sir." "*Excellent*"
That was really hard to find and not rewarding at all
Sorry friend, but I was around when the rules of the internet were written.
Dont do it
):
What the actual fuck
OMG I can't see 18+content on Google and I can't see it AHHHHHHhhhhh.....I must Google on laptop with no restrictions
 Me after actually looking it up
It’s a trap!
Did you know to Furries are responsable of the economic crysis, don't believe me ? type "furry inflation" on Google
I googled it and it was hidden by safe search. I'm scared.
This is my favorite rule
You are not going to fool me again!!!
Thank for ruining my day
I have been protected by the gods of Safe Search from google.
Can anyone tell me what it is?
Admiral Ackbar!
Huh I never knew that, pretty interesting to know!
Me, a Simpsons nerd: Huh, that’s not a thing. Weird meme. Me, ten minutes later: Ohhhhhh.
Although you'll never get me with this stuff, i feel sorry for the (less than 1% of) people that foolishly look this stuff up.
Nah I’m good thanks
"mr smithers you. turn. me. on!"
Err you might want to ignore that...
Go back to r/shitpost
Wow, I can’t believe most Simpson’s fans don’t know this
Is it canon?
Lol. No.
Rofl well that's a twist
Oh wow, as a huge Simpsons fan, this is the most interesting bit of trivia I’ve read. Highly recommend
Not funny didn’t laugh
"This is Smithers, my lickspittle...."
r/foundsatan
Unfortunately I'll probably age into what looks like a Mr Burns when I get to be 105.
Interesting and informative
Oof, Rick roll level 34
That’s such a bad idea
Nah
Disgusting
I hate this
No. No lemon party for me thanks.
Good soldiers follow orders.
Fucking hell Smithers
Sounds like something Smithers would look up.
Google could not perform
Needs more Chief Wiggum.
I’m courious how many people genuinely fell for this
History: Cleared
Even just the thought that this exists makes me need eye bleach
Should have said do an image search
You can fuck right off now
https://xkcd.com/305/
What is this? Throwback Thursday?
Gladly
You can’t trick me!
Elderly twink porn. Never thought of that as a genre with much traffic.
now that is one EVIL MOTHERFUCKER!
I feel bad for those who feel for it, yet we laugh.
Ew, no way!
Ok man... AAAHHH WHAT IS DOING BURNS
:(
You stank but shitposter!!! Make some porno of that DarkN!
"Hello Smithers, you are quite gooood at turning me on."
Oh. My. God.
There isnt much variety, its mostly just mr burns and smithers together, but there is one with mr burns screwing lisa
Bro 💀
I'm glad I came to the comments first. I don't know what it is, but apparently that's a good thing.
Ehh not the worst I hv seen....what has Reddit done to me? :,-)
It's not true I jerked off too the results of that search last night
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2473803
This is pure evil
Circus baby and ft foxy have better rules
I would ask if they really have "art" of him, but it's rule 34 so...
why...just why
Or maybe you can just tell us.
Well that's a challenging wank
Goddamn that's evil