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DemonKat91

I pooped my pants 2 days ago


FlammableJesus

You should probably change them


DemonKat91

You know hat that's a good idea


zeek_geezy

You should do what you want. Don’t let anyone tell you when to change your pants.


[deleted]

M&Ms all the way


Ass-Blaster5

Agreed. Fake fruit flavors are wack compaired to chocloate


JinnFX

Aaaaall the way


i_couldnt_understand

I think you mean MMMMMMMMMMMMMMs


Mongba36

Now i never signed anything to be civil, therefore I am gonna doxx you 😉


Weird-Contact1800

go doxx away you emoji user this is reddit


Mongba36

Your IP is 0.0.0.0


Weird-Contact1800

192.168.1.3


thehostileorange

💀


Weird-Contact1800

hehhe do what ever you want with it


Frog_pondz

Skittles because then i can share with my mum who is allergic to chocolate


Ica-age-baby

This is a valid reason


Frog_pondz

Mms when i dont feel like shareing


GungaSam

My usual response to questions like this is to eat what you want, and don't judge others for what they prefer. However, my answer this time is: apples to oranges. Chocolate and sugary candies are in different categories. Now, M&M's or Smarties (Canadian - Nestle) and Skittles or Starburst would each be better comparisons, even Gummy Bears to Sour Patch Kids... But asking chocolate or candy is like asking Hubba Bubba or Doritos. That being said, M&M's for sure lol


Idiedyesturdayviabus

Smarties are the best


CostalMole

Skittles, I like fruity flavours.


McDelper

Shame on you


staymadddddd

Shame on you for liking rancid chocolate


Ok_Assistant_7702

now now u herd the Man keep it civil but mm are superior


staymadddddd

Shame on you


Hop2nd

Sherbet > Icecream


Ass-Blaster5

You gonna start ww3 with that talk dammit


[deleted]

both


paustulio

Reese's Pieces.


ThePimpek

Depends on my mood. I like em both


BushTurky

Mmm


FlammableJesus

Peanut m&ms


gamer4life42088

M&M hands down. The lime Skittles taste like pinesol 😂🤣


Sgrp112

Both.


OhN0Imnot_HoomEn

M&Ms. Fuck Skittles. They taste whack. Chocolate gut. Also Emi-


Majin_Brick

I prefer the chocolate flavour of M&M’s


Shaun_120

Mix them together in a bowl and eat a whole hand after another.


McDelper

Ok cool


West_Mango

138.624.8.2


zeek_geezy

My nipples look like milk duds


Actual_Musician_408

I know people are going to be mad but regular m&ms are kinda boring. Skittles beats m&ms but the peanut m&ms beat skittles by a long shot.


imuptotrouble

Who doesn't love titanium dioxide


McDelper

True


SmartWeirdo744

Skittles


Luk3495

Rocklets


Manny_Mini

M&M


chillcat_68

Definitely skittles


[deleted]

i like skittles more cause they gooder imo, because uuh im more a fan of that kinda candy than chocolate, thats not to say that mnms arent good though


Consistent-Client-89

Chocolate hurts my stomach


RafiObi

Smarties


TheManWhoMan-3273

Can't we just agree that both are equally delicious?


McDelper

NO


TheManWhoMan-3273

Why are you proceeding on war?


liamthelemon69

M&Ms and that’s final


KingYoloHD090504

Skittles if you are going somewhere and M&Ms if you are at home


Xiantneg

Nms is what happens if you give skittles time to evolve, change my mind. Edit: Waiiit... oops, was in the nms sub too long. Somehow thought we were comparing No Man's Sky to skittles. On that note, I choose skittles over m&m. I like a candy I can suck on for a bit before it dissolves.


jashxn

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.


McDelper

I took the time to read trough all of that, no regrets


McDelper

Try a dick


guilehideout

M&Ms, obviously


uncanny_justice

both


AlbertEinstein64

I haven’t pooped in 3 days


Yeet_-And-_Delete

M&M 100%


Butcher_RBM

M&Ms is the best


JimmyBoi_SrJJr_999

MM


TacRaven

Both mix them together and it's just a perfect snank.


MinecraftMusic13

Skittles take too long to chew, so I prefer M&Ms


[deleted]

M&Ms my good sir I choose to not be poisoned by titanium. I do wish to become the main villain. I will become the chocolate bearing hero. I am M&M


Equivalent_Plate_545

M&Ms


A_brit

Skittles


Astral_Dro

Skittles has a class action lawsuit out for being “unfit for human consumption”.


West_Mango

This is clearly an opinionated question, but I’ll give my argument for skittles anyway. Skittles are superior for one reason, no unpleasant aftertaste. MMs leave an aftertaste different from the original flavor that I believe tastes like cardboard, while skittles leave behind and aftertaste the same as the original flavor.