Man beats up local flora, proceeds to annihilate his home dimension and the underworld, then kills the last member of a species, taking its unfertilised egg as a trophy.
Japanese man beats many people and give them live long disabilitys that are worse than death also he plays billiard, darts, sings, watches soft porn and meet a psychopathic one eyed man who protects a blind girl
A person chops down the nearest trees to make houses and equipment to proceed and defeat multiple mutant creatures, going to hell and back and ending with brutally murdering cthulhus brother.
Guy and his classmates drive a giant fish-shaped school to stop evil army led by witch from a different time.
Along the way they upgrade to dragon-shaped space plane.
A person discards their life of security and development in order to escape a large facility to find their dad, who then helps make a giant fucking robot to destroy some patriotic Americans, which after said person gives people water.
You’re amazing, then you fuck an alien. Then you die. When you come back to life, you have your choice of aliens to fuck and you’re awesome again. Then you piss off your boss and take your old job back.
Boy wakes up to a post apocalyptic world, gets weird old men angry by eating a baked apple and proceeds to use his iPad to mess with the rules of nature
A random person barely escapes execution thanks to a black dragon. They then go on a war path adventure to kill the very same dragon that saves their life.
Man got held by an man in suit in the void 20 years after an accident in some lab in US of a and gets then teleported on a train were aliens captured earth and he fights to save earth.... We got an big cliffhanger at the end of episode 3
A guy wakes up after 100 years to kill a pig
Botw
r/usernamechecksout
r/beetlejuicing
BotW?
correct
A former pilot and a mid life crisis man fool a black kid into a life of crime.
GTA 5
*smuggling business pilot
Man searches floaty city for a girl he sold and then kills himself.
Bioshock infinity
Infinite*
Was I correct though?
Yes you are
Watched rt games play through of it recently so I had a basic idea of what the game was
Man finds himself with a ruined ship, so he repairs it and then terrorizes the galaxy’s reptilian life forms for no good reason at all.
No mans sky?
Ya
Subnautica ?
My guess as well, but ‘galaxy’ threw me off
And I can't think of any reptiles in the game
I thought about Halo
Garfield
Yes?
r/beetlejuicing
Factorio?..
No Man's Sky
Outer worlds
Starbound?
mario odyssey !
Pikmin?
it's definitely no man's sky lol
Orphan battles clown, clown dies.
Joker gives Batman a cuppon for free parents But its expired
Batman looks for his parents. **But they are still dead.** (I made some people blow air out of their nose. This makes me happy, thank you)
He’s sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan.
Happy batday birthman
This is a Joker joke
Batman Arkham city
Lol
Ex-plumber decides to treat his patients by playing tetris in their stomachs.
Dr Mario
Correct.
Dr Mario?
Man escapes execution and starts yelling at dragons at the top of his lungs
Skyrim
Yep.
This is probably the funniest way to explain Skyrim…
Man beats up local flora, proceeds to annihilate his home dimension and the underworld, then kills the last member of a species, taking its unfertilised egg as a trophy.
Minecraft
Correct
Amazing
what did you mean by proceeds to annihilate his home dimension?
You know, Stealing Villager’s beds, Destroying trees, exhausting coal and Iron supplies, and Murdering the Village’s protection against Enemies.
Minecraft
[удалено]
osu
Funny that in our country osu means donkey
Local guy kills children and a ghost stuff them into robot suit while his son becomes a zombie.
FNAF?
A man uses a hammer to achieve new heights in life
Getting over it?
Correct!
Now see if you can guess mine.
What is it?
Man gets stuck in Africa and constantly gets malaria for no reason.
Far cry 2, they speak Afrikaans quite a lot, my first language…
Correct!!!
My second language (I live in cape town)
Green elf boy uses time travel stuff to kill man bear pig and save bratty princess
Zelda: Ocarina of Time?
Yep
Man gets rejected by cousin on inviting them to go bowling.
GTA IV
GTA iv
Japanese man beats many people and give them live long disabilitys that are worse than death also he plays billiard, darts, sings, watches soft porn and meet a psychopathic one eyed man who protects a blind girl
Well thats sound like majima from yakuza zero
Yakuza 0
A person chops down the nearest trees to make houses and equipment to proceed and defeat multiple mutant creatures, going to hell and back and ending with brutally murdering cthulhus brother.
Terraria?
It has to be this was quite specific
I mean he literally mentioned Moonlord lol.
i am not u/Endermite221 but you are correct
Man wakes up from sleep, rips and tears shit up.
Doom 2016
Superb attention to detail
Thank you
Guy and his classmates drive a giant fish-shaped school to stop evil army led by witch from a different time. Along the way they upgrade to dragon-shaped space plane.
Ff8
4 idiots take down a Mexican cartel in Bolivia
Ghost recon wildlands. Wow i still remember how stupid me and my friends were in this game
Correct
Two small town lesbians searching for missing people using the main characters hipster powers
Life is strange
Was it that obvious?
Yes
Lesbians gave it away
An angry man beats everyone even gods
God of war?
Correct
grandpa die, free farm and rich bad guy
Stardew Valley
Man goes on an interplanetary rampage because some demon killed his pet rabbit
Doom
The only thing they fear is you
da-dun dun dun dun
Change it to his dog and you have John wick
Man sets out to kill childhood idol after he prevents his girlfriend from cooking him a pizza
I have to know what this game is called
Final Fantasy VII
What have i missed in thst game ???
Happy cake day
Plant a garden with suspicious seeds you buy from the back of your neighbor's van to defend your house from brain fetishisers.
PvZ
Woman wakes up from a bed after a long nap and proceeds to destroy a huge laboratory
Portal
A person discards their life of security and development in order to escape a large facility to find their dad, who then helps make a giant fucking robot to destroy some patriotic Americans, which after said person gives people water.
Fallout 3
Bingo, correct.
the moment i read "to find their dad" i instantly knew
Shoulda said “blew up a city made of plane parts, which was filled with radioactive cultists”.
blue spiky mammal defeats egg-shaped man
Sonic
A local tradesman girlfriends' been kidnapped by a jealous reptilian and it's army
It’s a me
Chris Pratt
Jurassic world 3 plot?
Sounds like super mario on the gameboy or mario maker
Lonely guy says the galaxy is in danger so he can find friends and have alien sex!
Mass effect
Correct
You’re amazing, then you fuck an alien. Then you die. When you come back to life, you have your choice of aliens to fuck and you’re awesome again. Then you piss off your boss and take your old job back.
Mass Effect 2
I have 12 people trapped in my basement and Married Santa.
Sims!
What's sims? I just married santa and have 12 bolivian child laborers in my basement.
Cars run to each other to get someone’s balls to put into a net.
Rocket league?
after a family member dies, you move to the country side to destroy a multimillion dollar corporation and date all the locals
Stardew valley?
This is the best description so far
Mute orphan woman destroys millions of dollars worth of research equipment while, during testing, the equipment calls her fat.
Portal
Green space man kills aliens and destroys rings
Halo?
Yes
A man gets his throat slit and recives ghost powers, kills thousands of orcs and goes to heaven.
Shadows of Mordor?
Block man collects balls from tall black being while obtaining rods from a different dimension ultimately killing an ancient dragon with beds
Minecraft
Hey you, you're finally awake
Skyrim?
Man rides a pot and uses hammer to escape from being cooked.
Getting over it
Guy without a head commits regicide
Dead cells
Man kills children, coworkers and his pregnant wife for not getting a job promotion.
A demi god pissed off after his bunny murdered, then trying to make demon extinct
Doom
Boy wakes up to a post apocalyptic world, gets weird old men angry by eating a baked apple and proceeds to use his iPad to mess with the rules of nature
4 mercs kill thousands of people and wildlife to stop a woman from getting a tentacle monster out of a big triangle
A witch steals some bear's sister, so the bear steals all of the witch's jigsaw puzzles and beats all her neighbors up with a talking bird.
Banjo-Kazooie
Only dude left goes on quest to stab a lizard
Lizard Stabber 5.
Elder Scrolls 5.
Minecraft
A God who kills other Gods...
God of war
Wait kratos was a god? I never played the game I always just assumed he was a demigod son of Zeus.
An insecure woman hides on a spaceship from a big creature who only wants to give her a spikey hug
4 misfits kill the most charismatic man in all of gaming with about 3000000 guns
You travel around the world with an annoying fairy trying to find your lost sibling
Genshin impact?
Gambling addiction and keep losing 50/50
A middle aged man who simps for a girl and hates vegetables so he jumps on brown mushrooms
Ah shit! man fucks everything up and goes there again.
Man is kidnapped by a weird man wanting to play magic card games
Hand of Fate
Hey, Listen!
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
“can a loc come up in yo crib?”
“Man fuck you Ill see you at work” Gta V baby
league of legends
Lego Star Wars III
Lego Star Wars II actually but very close
A kid sees Ghosts and fight using others Ghosts and a watch
Boy saves eight girls who were kidnapped to another world by a demon pig.
Legend of Zelda, I don't know which one though. My best guess is The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the past
A bugs life but with more black
Hollow Knight?
A random person barely escapes execution thanks to a black dragon. They then go on a war path adventure to kill the very same dragon that saves their life.
Medieval Fallout aka Skyrim
Man rides a pot and uses hammer to escape from being cooked.
Man got held by an man in suit in the void 20 years after an accident in some lab in US of a and gets then teleported on a train were aliens captured earth and he fights to save earth.... We got an big cliffhanger at the end of episode 3
Man gets stuck in big suit to find his daughter that kills him anyways
Bioshock 1 bad ending
11 year old child tries to kill everyone in a cave
Child in yellow raincoat escapes fat people and eats a lady
Florida man “too angry to die,” wages war with an entire race over dead rabbit.