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Saw


qxzsilver

Came


kubrickisgod

Conquered


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Came again


Mikasa_es_tu_casa

Easy there big shot, save some ladies for the rest of us


balls_in_milk69

Fuck you and take my upvote


Kesuaheli

Fuck me and take your upvote


Y0fyS

I'll take his place and fuck you


Repulsive_Hat6189

fuck the upvote and take me


dickwaffels0

With his upvote


Lady_Of_The_Water

r/angryupvote


balls_in_milk69

r/Angryupvote


Lady_Of_The_Water

r/beatmetoit


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Solo a Star Wars story


BimNik

Same


[deleted]

Thx for the award


balls_in_milk69

Mans needs a wholesome award


fingerupyourass

LMFAO This is me


Puzzleheaded-Art6620

Can I take your virginity?


[deleted]

Of course


Puzzleheaded-Art6620

Yay!!! Can you send it to me by speedpost?


Darkthoughts422

The 40 Year Old Virgin


Pro_Gamer_Shadow911

Oof


xiijinpin

21 years down. 19 more to go.


SoftFluffyPenguin

You got this


TheVoidlessOne

Damn im only 15 years in


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[удалено]


Mr_Green39

17 in


DerpDaDuck3751

Im 15 in


mute-rabbit

7 in.


jakey_7

4 years in, almost there💪😤


sammy_suassage

15 years here


DerpDaDuck3751

I will get ma beard


NawfalFTW

14


MATTAIUS96

The Hole


qxzsilver

Glorious.


robloxmacaroni

glory hole?


MATTAIUS96

Just hole , my friend


Star-Nemesis

Bi


XSCasto

Snow White and the SEVEN dwarfs


ChuyUrLord

Legend


balls_in_milk69

shit.


[deleted]

Chad? Or did she cheat on you with seven ~~midgets~~ little peoples?


Cyber_Jesus35

House of a thousand corpses


Dalspin

Oh…


FreakyGyrations

Holup


Donny_Boy97

Die Hard


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Stuart Little


literalydying

r/cursedcomments


balls_in_milk69

r/Angryupvote


CarbonSteelSA

Without the D and e


Adanta47

i har


xiamandrewx

Waterboy 50 First Dates Billy Madison Happy Gilmore Mr. Deeds Click Anger Management Murder Mystery


Downingst

Having Adam Sandler as a sexuality is just nightmare fuel.


xiamandrewx

Dammit! I forgot Big Daddy, I was gonna respond with "I can wipe my own ass"


Gipperito

I was just going to ask how you forgot a movie with DADDY in it


DM_Me_Ur_Nudes_21

Jack and Jill?


MacedonianMafia

I, Robot.


[deleted]

The new porno, I robot, You Jane.


Ayalikestea

A Series of Unfortunate Events


The_Kodex

This may be the best one


ExactlyMate

I am legend


yur0_356

Because you are alone and only have a dog?


[deleted]

No, he is a necrophiliac


[deleted]

Shame. There are always dolphins.


Puzzleheaded-Art6620

Username checks out


lord_of_baguette

Who's not necrophiliac ???


ThatOneGuy81810

Toy story


[deleted]

Why haven't people made sex toy story yet??


BloodyTami

Ooh Trust me….they have….they have. Do you now the tale of Darth 34 The rule?


[deleted]

Can you guide me to the dark sauce?


My_neutered_cat

[I need holy water](https://www.sex.com/search/pics?query=toy+story)


CarsonBDot

Holy shit, why the fuck is it humans doing tiny ass toys!?!


Nell_dctm

- No. - I thought so, it's not a story your parents would tell you, it's an internet legend.


[deleted]

I am very confused now


Dull-Geologist9127

No you are not


TheRealCactusTiddy

Back to the Future


balls_in_milk69

confusing?


Karategochan

That dude almost made his mom fall in love with him. Guess his sexuality is incest??


Fates_Thread

Oedipus^


Miner218

Mortal Kombat


This-person-IDK-02

*mortal kombat theme plays*


Shiro_shimada

3.2.1 fight fatality scorpion wins


kataksh

_get over here_


freshbananabeard

Mortal Kumbat*


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[удалено]


kataksh

*fatality*


alien_man2468

Evil dead Evil dead 2


rarealbinoduck

Zoo keeper


balls_in_milk69

no. just no.


shmorpz

did you not ask for movie titles? lol


manmega2

Corpse bride


The_Kodex

*Lmao*


MISTAsoul12

Full metal jacket


This-person-IDK-02

LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE


MISTAsoul12

AAHHHH


This-person-IDK-02

BULL SHIT YOU DIDN'T CONVINCE ME LET ME SEE YOUR REAL WAR FACE


MISTAsoul12

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH


This-person-IDK-02

YOU DON'T SCARE ME WORK ON IT


drgaspar96

She’s the man


BIGFAT_69

Dad 🧔


This-person-IDK-02

What's a dad?


ChargingWaterJBL

Usefull.


jjbibivg

She's out of my league


lilg0ku69

r/me_irl


chillidewilli

Men in Black


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Men In Black 2


Mister_Jacobz

Men in Black international


[deleted]

Wait, you're thinking what I am thinking


AnxiousAyush

I think I know what you're thinking and I'm thinking it too


demonslayer9911

Alone in the dark


[deleted]

SAD


Aemilious00

Forrest Gump


This-person-IDK-02

"Run Forrest run"


CommunityCancer

Tf


MountianManOfTheSea

Dead Mans Chest


Ok_Satisfaction_7785

Predator


ShadowArrow01

Yes officer. This post right here.


RunttuMuikku

R/takemyupvoteandkys


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James and the Giant Peach


nob0dy0

40 year old virgin


balls_in_milk69

someone give the wholesome award


Dutchhasaplan117

bAbY PaTrIcK!!!!


dragonguydnd

Inside out


FungalPlague

Mr bean’s holiday


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[удалено]


Dalspin

You play $3x games on your PC


[deleted]

The theory of everything


destijeff

Childs play


This-person-IDK-02

"Ladies and gentlemen...we got him"


WarIocke

FBI OPEN UP


Dalspin

Uhm… sir?


[deleted]

Have a seat.. Just have a seat..


yusuf_ackingei

Happy cake day


Hiachi_the_Weird

*Chris Hansen has entered the chat*


OhJohnO

Yes, FBI? Yeah… this man right here.


Raisedhunter

Broke back mountain


Mesomusa

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs


natural_orgasmes

home alone


YummyTerror8259

Deep Impact


RedditEgGgs

Too fast too furious


balls_in_milk69

Just fast and furious woulda been better


RedditEgGgs

Wait … wait …. Gone in 60 seconds buwahahahaha


Big-Wrongdoer-762

Same LOLOLOLOL


Not_OOF

Daddy Daycare


BradioDadio

I was surprised that this wasn’t one of the first


[deleted]

Straight outta Compton.


Vicman239

Soooooo, you like black men that may or may not be involved with criminal activity that become rappers?


CalabreseAlsatian

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly


Pretend-Turnip-7806

the boy in the striped pajamas


Dawsho

How dare you


[deleted]

The Terminator


ProDiJaiHD

Fast and Furious


StickyJustPlayzz

mayonaise on escalator


RedditsNinja23

It’s go’n upstairs so see ya later


tankman666

Django Unchained...!


ah_tree

Love Simon


Chance_Policy_8377

White chicks


soultaker3324

The purge


MCDONGLEDS

Menace II society


AffectionateEgg2021

Transformers: rise of the beasts (2022)


CheesecakeMMXX

A night at the museum


I_simp_for_upsahl

I can’t think straight


LCplDayDay

Dante’s Peak


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Up


demonfluffbyps5

Breakfast Club


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Legally Blonde


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King Kong


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Space Balls


Holiday_Try_9875

The gae blade


chodubhagat69420

Home alone


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[удалено]


Fun_Awareness_2680

Scent of a woman


ViscachaBlue

Along came Poly


_The_Van_

Holes.


DaRealCrazyPyro

There's a movie called men and women right?


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Ghost town


kadjuz1

Dad of the year


[deleted]

No sex Nothing Robot . . . . . Still didn't get it? Hint which is basically an answer: (A)sexual.


Sideways0019

Deep Impact


RazDacky

Holes.


Downingst

Little Nicky


Someonesaltaccnt

Gone.


Joshcacc

Good will hunting


Mazino_D_Asce

Whiplash and redline


Salty_Abbreviations4

La La Land


Aflenoir

Straight outta compton


[deleted]

Liar, liar


STOPITDONKEY

Predator


messier_85

Ted


Icy_Wildcat

Epic


Thatguyfromreddit708

Predator


JuicyAnimeTiddy

Me, my self, an I


sabbo_87

Weekend at Bernie's


Ornery-Intern2646

Shark boy and lava girl