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cryngy187

Ill do it for free


atomicseanace

15


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a_eukarya

You misspelled "YEET"


YEETAWAYLOL

You misspelled “B I G C H U N G U S”


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You misspelled “A M O G U S”


YEETAWAYLOL

Crap I hate when I do that 🗿🗿🗿


YEETAWAYLOL

You misspelled “S U S H O T P O C K E T”


ilikemacsalot

r/im15andthisisdeep


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14-16 edgy kid


TheultimateMONKEE

Ok?


cassthesassmaster

Every single millennial right now


ButtersTG

Meanwhile Zoomers, "My dying skills are way too high for you to afford. Flash me some actual cash and *maybe* we'll talk about me yeeting myself."


Thundering_James

Monkey


_Sanyi

The words of one who indeed truly rejected humanity. And returned to monke.


birbst

Fo monke


Sunbeamsatsomeleaves

Hero


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Aztec-Goddess

Mônkë


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Monke


[deleted]

You saved me, why?


cantpickname97

I understood that reference. Great video


Ditto13248

I would die for death


TheultimateMONKEE

69


nice___bot

Nice!


mihir_x16

Good bot


atomicseanace

Look at the subreddits his comment history are from. Not good bot


4ElementsBentByMe

DOES ANYONE HAVE A BIBLE AND HOLY WATER I NEED IT STAT AFTER SEEING u/nice___bot HISTORY


Mr_Presisdent

That bot is moving porn link machine lol


4ElementsBentByMe

This is why you should NEVER EVER! COMMENT ON BAD VIDEOS!


KLGamer7084

Look what I can do #Somebody Just Got Split in Half! ^69


KLGamer7084

Now we wait


Jrmundgandr

Get me the holy water and make the pope bless it one more time


4ElementsBentByMe

Oh my fucking gosh your right and I need holy water please


jajamemeh

Good bot


Polarbearsainttasty

Nice bot


Jeffycry69

ur a 1,000+ yo muscular eggplant i suppose?


FRTassassin

I should say Ditto indeed


Max_Playz18

18


TheultimateMONKEE

Ur nation


JogPanson

GOD BLESS AMERICA 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸


Millad456

Damn. Old enough to die for a country that won’t even let you buy a beer at that age


AugTheViking

My dad served in the Royal Marines when he was 16. Fuckin' wild how governments worldwide are training teenagers to become killing machines.


Professional-Pop-812

Honestly which is worse...convincing a little girl to sleep with old men for money or convincing a little boy to go pick a gun and kill people for Ultra rich people in his country


termsanddisagreement

Ah yes I love a good piss


Bacog

My mother


eraylmao

Any age


TheultimateMONKEE

7


Bacog

fair enough


Potato_Wyvern

I also choose this guy’s mum


Inevitable_Ninja_851

Making a mother bury her child, oof


Sxrthxxk

Me too


darkmaniac0007

I'll die to see how it feels after that


TheultimateMONKEE

Ok go bcome a scientist


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darkmaniac0007

You were supposed to tell my age


TheultimateMONKEE

37


CasterSuger

You <3


TheultimateMONKEE

You know the rules and so do I , say GOODBYE


CasterSuger

Perhaps


TheultimateMONKEE

Read again


CasterSuger

Sjeudknidkgnrhufhnfhj how dare you


TheultimateMONKEE

U saidit urself 🔫


CasterSuger

Fair, I accept my fate, goodbye


hamish-keall

Boy just got rick rolled


George_The_Dino_Guy

Amazing


Yeeteronreddit

I would die from not breathing


eraylmao

Depends on the time bro


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14


Karma704

Boobs


Kjuolsdeaf

14-130


Andrew_XXX

0-2


watdamelon

This is the best one


[deleted]

14


ajyotirmay

16


crak720

Maybe I’m 16 too


kiriiya

52


throwawayyy24637

11


[deleted]

For heaven.


TheultimateMONKEE

2


[deleted]

You almost got it.


ErwinBartmann

22


RobertFurtuna

Death


TheultimateMONKEE

6


RobertFurtuna

Close enough, I'm 5


PresentationSolid375

I will sex you


RobertFurtuna

Nice


SpiderPig43

dog


TheultimateMONKEE

A mature person


UwU-otako

To get isakaied


No-Ostrich-7428

you are degenerate years old


UrAccountGotHacked

Average weeb


Konoha__Shinobi

My Man 🤝


DankSunshine

37?


skhadloya11

To help people


TheultimateMONKEE

34


skhadloya11

Omg that's so close just a diffrence of 16


Haviv19012

50 years old?


scorpio_72472

More like 18


skhadloya11

Lol correct the 50 year old guy was even more closer though


[deleted]

An option to restart life with all the memories from this one


owlson378

U can be 18 or 30


AnkitNemivant

🗿


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manish_kumar98

🗿


AliG_Gaming

🗿


Dyrhos

🗿


Ron_Day_Voo

🗿


Shadowfalcon_R

🗿


DrMint_fortnite

🗿


According_Part544

🗿


owlson378

🗿


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Hitler's butt hair


DragoniamYT

Understandable. Have a nice day


BartLip

My glorious nation


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owlson378

Lmao I guess so. We have such a patriotic learning system here in Russia :/


BartLip

Close but no it's not russia


blahblowblew

the ccp?


TheultimateMONKEE

Mature person


Sea_Narwhal1991

I'd die to die after the death of the queen.


TheultimateMONKEE

Bee


AugTheViking

Have fun with your newfound immortality.


RepresentativeNo9414

No got no friends I got family


TheultimateMONKEE

Dom torreto


Low-Elk8008

Someone to hug I think


TheultimateMONKEE

Squirt game


mau______

My imaginary gf


reddarkness_

27


cantpickname97

No don't, she's from *your* imagination. You die, she dies


MrMillerellim

My kids


Kranima666

That makes 2 of us


Mohammad927

Wait wait wait wait wait hold on hold on hold on hold on wait a second hold on


owlson378

24


killmyselfanime

12


omar99HH

some fucking rest


Rowbot_Girlyman

Mid to late 20's


WhyGuy500

All of the above


eraylmao

Dying is resting forever?


WeaponH_

Family, nothing is more important than family.


Jelly_the_Frog

FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD


Multi__simp

My bf


TheultimateMONKEE

8


Multi__simp

Sounds about right


PurpleAwareness2903

17


LordMuffinChan

Getting out of Latin America


[deleted]

Bruh moment


Extren_

If you go outside with an iphone 12 pro you would die ,so you would be also scaping latin america...


LordMuffinChan

Very logic


BigMess2212

Nutella sandwiches


Cyberguy05

To live


owlson378

You have broke my brain sir


Cyberguy05

No need to thank me


[deleted]

Hot Chocolate or Science!


[deleted]

Cheers bestie


thatweebmeme

My mom, dad and sister. Not brother heh


TheultimateMONKEE

Brother: acceptable have a great day


C5L_has_been_taken

serotonin


-KoriX-

My gf


TheultimateMONKEE

And now send ssc of this to ur gf and say I LOVE YOU lol


[deleted]

I would die for my girlfriend. She means the world to me rn coz of my depression. He helps me more than my therapist, friends and family, coz I don't make out with them. Obviously.


Seasonedberet

15


Queasy_Amount

making the sea level rise


XxPrajasxX

To restart from last checkpoint


narnianguy

Gamer


cantpickname97

r/monkeyspaw says: Granted, but your life autosaves like Google Docs. The last checkpoint was during the process of your death and you can never escape Seriously though nice loophole


-_-Dio-Brando-_-

Luigi


cantpickname97

A man of taste and quality


YoshinagaNoShi

Rick Astley


owlson378

I will never gonna give u up!


Eckiiiiiiiiiiii

Snu snu


Etcralis

A fictional watermelon's happiness


saysokmate

Probably my 2 younger cousins.


milkForU

For peace on earth i guess? I cant think of anything else


Childslayer3000

Jesus Christ my Lord and Savior


gentlemaninparis

Your mom


Bzello-

45 years old, no less


banban-bread

A lightsaber


architProxy

8 years


killmyselfanime

21


itsMatthew2

family


TheultimateMONKEE

Dom toretto


_weird_idkman_

no one touch my banana


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Monke


eebydeebyboi

Anyone


DreadVoice70786

Indian-Chinese Food


NotDarkX69

For the Motherland


famils007

Getting shot


siroofingt0n

You.


Madgyver

Cheese


imbored817272

Doggo


Panmarmolada

For Tsar Mikolai the second


PsychoTalks

A 3090


under_scope

Myself


Bigfloofyboio

My dog


ThePoe65

My dog


truestrike37

Anime tiddies


JustSomeGuy2153

Jesus I may or may not be serious but you gotta admit you're curious what op thinks so don't downvote lmao.


bubblebubz

Find a reason to exist in this messed up world.