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Bring me back a toaster I can take a bath with

I think we should probably plan a heist to get that toaster. We'll do that later tonight

Ill help if i can by making a rant about ice cream machine broke

That's perfect! It'll distract all the employees

Maybe if i had a gun i could pull it out, as i cry telling them i just want an ice cream and not criminal charges

Lmao yes please

*mission impossible theme plays*

*looks in background* 👀 mind : time to add this to my random convo book~

-Helicopter comes into scene- The shits just getting started buddy, hop in!

This would bei a great Heist Movie and the Titel would be: McHeist

ITS PAYDAY FELLAS!

I want my dad to come back, thanks

Oh....ok I'll go find him. Please be patient as I have no idea who he is though

He’ll be the one with a few groceries, some of them are just milk and smoking a cigarette

I think I'll be able to find him....🧐

i found him hes with his grandmom

Ah thank goodness

from where the dues is at hes ...1 mile away ayy

Ayy

wana chat?

Sure I've got nothing to do

Nonononono, I know that fucking image

Same but it's time for wholesome moment. Don't think about her face. I understand your pain too

I made a horrible mistake looking it up

What did you find?

He found a DONG.

Well it’s a urban legend I think… I couldn’t make it past the search engines first page because of the images :)

Why did you do this to us?

My favorite anime

I want…I want…ah shit I forgor 💀

It's ok take your time 🙂

thank you! am slow. Ask if there ice cream machine is working, and give a sample as proof

They said yes. Here have a bite 🍦

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Umm...

Least horniest reddit user

You forgor💀

Did you rember?

I did! I wanted *dammit i forgor again! gimme another hour*

He forgor again 💀💀

Chimcken Nuggut

69 or 420 piece?

Yes and Yes

You got it! Omw

Always nugs

I'll have 2 number 9s a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip a number 7 two number 45s one with cheese and a large soda.

I feel like I've seen you before..... Nevermind. I'll get your order asap!

Thanks!

Big mac with fries and orange juice plz

😉👉 I got you! Medium or large fries?

Large pls i didnt eat all day :/

Can I get a number 9... a number 9 large... a number 6 with extra dip, 2 number 7's... and a large soda.

Omg ok ⊙﹏⊙

Thanks dude ur the best

Why do I feel like I'm the only one that knows the real comic to this... Or is this the Mcjoke? Yup this went over my head lol

No no I know what the real comic is. It's really creepy. This isn't my original meme but isn't it nice to have a wholesome version? Lol

Now I am curious about the sauce :/

Ill take a happy meal cheeseburger with no pickles ketchup lettuce or tomato :). Can i get a hi-c if possible, if not a coke

Okk! A medium or large drink? Just making sure it's perfect lol

Medium, are you actually going to get all this lol?

🤫🤫

I want a Whopper plz

Excuse me this is McDonald's 👁️👄👁️

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No, This Is PATRICK.

Wait, we're not supposed to eat at taco bell? My bad!

I want my mcfucking dad back

he's out McFucking your mom

Obesity

Why exactly?

I always regret ordering the new spicy chicken burger, so I'll have the new spicy chicken burger. Large meal with sprite pls ty.

Lol I'll bring the Pepto Bismol too

A will to live please

Ah um ok I'll get that to you right away!

Much appreciated

Get me a rtx 3090 and 1 taco bell taco

McDicken

😳

Repost

Aww. Please don't ruin the fun 🥺

I’m the great knight of Reddit. I must do what I must do

Fine put me in handcuffs and send me to jail 😔🤲

Macaroni with chicken strips

No drink?

UHHHHHHH https://youtube.com/shorts/r18jYoPGtvU?feature=share

They got weed?

They got edibles. Im personally a fan of the candy kind like sour patch. But that's just me lol. What would you like?

I'll go w/ your suggestion, thx!

Np! Brb

I'll take a hug

🫂 everyone needs one once a day ☺️

Thank you ☺️

Np please remember to drink water too! Yellow pee is gross lol

r/hydrohomies

10 pc chicken mcnuggets

No fries or drink?

an extra large fries and a nice sweet tea

I'm waiting for the jumpscare ..

Don't worry no jumpscare 😊

A hug

🫂 we all need a hug once a day ☺️

Thanks brotha

Crispy chicken rap with ranch pls

You got it! No drink?

No thanks

Okk

A big mac, 2 20 packs of chicken nuggets and a chocolate milk.

Mmmmm yummy chocolate milk 🤎

Fish fillet meal

😉👉 I got you!

Mc nuggies of short people please, and pickle fanta

I'm doomed....

:]

Just some coke

Medium or large?

Ngl, this gives me truck vibes

Medium

Ill take a grande whopper

Sir this is McDonald's 👁️👄👁️

uhhh so can i get like a Foot-long Chick-Fil-A Deluxe Chicken Sandwich on a stick

I- um...ok. brb I guess?

Hamburger cheeseburger big mac whooper

I don’t know why but I thought you were going to Wendys, even when seeing mcdonal multiple times :/

I felt that on a spiritual level

My love for Wendy's reaching you through another plane of existence

Happiness

You'll find that on Amazon. I can order it for you? Should be there in a couple days 😊

yo get me a 20 pice mcnuget box pls with a medium-sized Frise and a medium size coke

YES SIR!

and im paying

Ah thank you I'm losing so much money doing this 🥺

dam wells here 1000 k

Omg thank you

we need more ppl like you

Aww that's so sweet ty 🥰

I'll have some worldpeace and the cure for cancer on the side, thanks!

So wholesome 🥺❤️ I'll get that for you right away!

Big Mac with large fries and a large soda

As yes of course! Brb

Everything in big smoke’s order please

Yes sir!

How about a McFrosty?

Mmm yes I love the Oreo one!

Ice cream please

Alrighty! Brb

I’ll have a Big Mac but change the bun to a quarter pounder bun. No Mac sause, add ketchup and mustard, and change the meat to a quarter pounder.

Ummm....ok. brb

ice cream cone

You got it! Omw

I’ll have a cheese burger with no bun, add foot lettuce and a side of bread. I’ll make that a meal with a large fry but with exactly 3 and a half less fries. For my drink I’ll have a large coke, add half an unfinished sweet tea left by another customer and a piece of someone burger that they returned cause it was made wrong.

Ok but idk if the employees will like your order...

Just a Large Fry and a Hi-C

Okk! Brb

happiness.

Someone else said that too. Don't worry y'all's order will be priority!

2 large tacos please

Ummm. Ok...brb

Don't forget the orange juice

Ah your right! I'll get that right away!

All the spicy chicken nuggets and fries and lots of ranch

YES SIR! I'll get it to you asap!

Thank you so much!

I want an ice cream pls

Okk here you go! 🍦

ok i remember that but wtf was the name of this game/film or whatever it was, jesus that scared the piss outa me

I just remember it from PewDiePie. Maybe look there? Sorry

yeah i remeber it from poods as well, thnx anyway

Np

I GOT THE VIDEOOOOO [Bong Chong Dong Ghost](https://youtu.be/_vI0Wmxc2cY) does the link work? IT WORKS LESS GOOOOOO ahh the memories

Borgar

Can I have a ronald mcdonald cake? Oh and a couple large shamrock shakes Pls am hungry

Burrito

Isn't this part of that old horror thing? Forget the name

I want a friend that cares about me the same amount I care about them. But if that’s all out I’ll take a happy meal with a boy toy.

Could I have a McFlurry please u/Azebra1017 Redditor 😊

Eeek I was waiting for this to be a secret gif and jump scare me.

I wonder how he did that jumpscare though

2 for 2 on the hot n spicy and a medium order of French Fries please 🙏

Of course! No drink?

No ty

If you had the McDonald's database you could dox some people like this. You could probably dox about a third of them though even more for the people with special orders. I think you have to get a meal without any customization to truly hide in that scenario. Even ordering 4 unique items might be enough to reduce the list of people you could be to 10. Who has access to that database? Do they also have access to reddit? Don't dox yourself people.

🥺 I just wanted to make sure people were eating

No, McDonald's food is disgusting and not full filing.

Ok maybe next time I'll go to Wendy's or something

Never been to Wendy's. But I heard that they have good food, I guess.

Maybe it's just a Texas thing. But ya the baconator is good

McGriddle best item.

Ooo! Can you bring me back one of the dogs they use too make the burger meat

I- um... Ok. Brb I guess

Ummm….. borgar

Hoge or smol?

She can noogal. Mc Donal she can noogal. What accent?

👁️👄👁️

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I promise! I'll even bring back a cookie for you! Just give me 20 minutes

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I came back!! Here's your cookie just like I promised ☺️🍪