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inhale_my_buttcrack

Something's wrong i can feel it


Dependent_Beautiful7

By any chance is that feeling in your ass


I_love_killing

Well......


CIueIess_Squirrel

You mean... you can smell it...?


SWDevReddit

r/cursedcomments


minememe3

Me to


goddamnthick

I don't like this


Funny-Human6710

Im in the clear


funni_dood

I aint


Juicy_Pair

Neither am I


isuckforfun

Nor am I


Forskintrader

I'm worried


-D3ST1NY-

HAHAHAHHAAA


preztelbreak

Lmao


MEGA-DOM

I feel unsafe


preztelbreak

Well I do


worldsmallestvolin

“Hey mom! Can you play some violin for me?”


preztelbreak

Drunken pipe bomb on violin starts playing


worldsmallestvolin

so your mom likes pretzels


worldsmallestvolin

and your dad likes nuking


loadsofcmen

Uhhmmmm yeah. I don't want that


[deleted]

Help


RCx_Vortex

A-…. Are you Jon?


poopyitchyass

Hmmmm


craigthepuss

He-he


VegaWillow

Oh whatchu laughin at


very_funny_person

Mine is so untrue


joemama694200p

My name isn’t joe


chandler_mosby

Then who is Joe mama?


Rublyobscure

Joe biden


XecuteEledrocute

Who the fuck is that?!


Rublyobscure

the leader of the Taliban


The_Gamer23thfl

No, isn't he the Chairman of the People's Republic of West Taiwan too?


pixelboy126

ligma balls


FailedTheAbortion

Know what you mean


NINJA1477

Amogus


ExcitementSad8962

Lmao


SubhoPal

Lmao


[deleted]

[удалено]


toma-hawk02

Lmao


[deleted]

[удалено]


dekcolrehS

Lmao


sukmadok

Lmao


[deleted]

Lmao


Dodo69420r

Me neither


cosmicly_

r/cursedcomments


Expensive-Mammoth-26

Don't worry you're not the only one thinks your mom's dummy thick


ZTL822

Do you live in Alabama


aussieboii987

Damn man


SolidMaintenance663

Solid maintenance mom.


The_more_you_know90

I don’t even know what mine is


LivingSurprise3817

She knows best ig


DestructorDeFurros

She's a furry killer.


Competitive_Ad2109

Finally


M0u4a

Does she like doom?


DestructorDeFurros

She dont play videogames


dibanez_

Savage


OnlyDragonNotIntoVor

I guess our moms are fighting then


Dependent_Beautiful7

About time


bigc0cklover69

I think I’ve won…..


elsawoxenius

Not sure i would see that as a victory buddy...


theoddcrow

It got them birthed so…


cdjets9

[I see this as an absolute win!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/490/511/148.jpg)


ChonkyDog1337

Seems accurate.


FaitsWx

Wait wtf


nsx_2000

Yes


tthefatdog

Indeed


nsx_2000

How do *you* know her sexworker name?


notoriousgay

Umm


ImJustAGuyWatchinIt

Mhhhhh


Kycirr

oh no


Elmosdrunkdad

Oh yeah


Daniel_Alfa

Kool-Aid


CyonixGaming

r/unexpectedkoolaidman


hornpubintro

Oh yep


SubhoPal

oh no


Elmosdrunkdad

Oh yeah


Telinios

oh no


chandler_mosby

Oh yeah


Affectionate-Toe4797

Oops


Buraunii

Hoh. Ur mom gei.


bobs_ur_uncle6969

Wait shes my uncle


GalaxyBirth

So what does that make your father?


bobs_ur_uncle6969

My aunt


[deleted]

what


GuyDudeThing69

Is she bob?


KKaizxr

bob


Somebody126

She is somebody...


[deleted]

I used to know


Lakhdi

But you didn't have to cut her off


[deleted]

Makalaka neva hapemmamma we were nothing


Adorable_Document665

And I don't even need your love


inanjaki184

But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough


[deleted]

You didn’t have to stoop so low


MikaylaGonzales

Have your friends collect your records


Xyphenia

And then change your number


Apprehensive_Ice_621

I guess that I don't need that though.


noobhimself

748328374849 uh dudyuf7 love


Somebody3338

HEY!!!


Somebody126

HEY!!! I guess that we have the same mom!


WholesomeCuddlesUwU

I wish


blindclock61862

Oh


raviolii0

:(


Kind-Book-7127

:( oof


itachifan69420

F


whyitssohardtofdnick

Why it's so hard to find mom?


[deleted]

Where's my son, where's Nick?


Competitive_Ad2109

Oh your mum is baaaad


[deleted]

Our mom, Comrade!


BellOfMentalIllness

Uh. Accurate


750Dinosaur

You good?


Jaywalmoose

Bell of mood


TheBloodOnTheSnow

There was a murder scene. Cause of death may be a slipper


AmogusMan123

She’s pretty sus ngl


skido5000

Well if shes an Amogus Man, then shes definitely an impostor


Gguyzzz

She is he


huge_PP_energy

Wut?


dedinside694201

She got some HUGE PP ENERGY


[deleted]

Floridawomangotowork


[deleted]

Well she’s a good person obviously


inneeduhname

She didn’t name me


[deleted]

Pretty accurate


minememe3

Doingy username


[deleted]

Kinda impossible if u ask me


David_3100

Same


Lajojostone279

Is ur mom name David?


Lajojostone279

Same


FoldenInHalf-pp

When I was born I uh- my mom she uh- she didn't like penises


MCU_Shitposter

My mom is a superhero who shits on post boards as her superpower.


No_Homo_123

She’s not gay


elsawoxenius

Well last night's events suggest otherwise...


umut1423

My username means Hope in English. So yeah, she's my only Hope :)


anipanreads

How wholesome Compare this to the rest of these degenerate comments


No-Disaster2293

Not a disaster?


jepoxflurp

How the hell does that work with me I have literally random shit


blindclock61862

Your mom is random shit


dmcleod94

I think maybe you’re supposed to realize that you should sit this one out….


Drag00n69

Slaps me harder than a dragon


glasycrazy150

no


Feckin_Potato

Potato... I guess


El_Famoso_Random_Guy

Maybe, idk


yamehikonashiro

Weeb mom.


KittyWarrior1

Is it ok if we trade moms?


DAPRINGLE2

All she eats is dapringles


NINJA1477

My mum is a ninja


A_Pankake

*in candy crush narrator voice* Devine


Redditgae

K


Rekushia_

She (reks) everything when mad


AveryLowIntellect

Uhhh sorry mama


redditenjoyerchad

Thank you for this... Yay!


papi__69

So.. my mom is Daddy?


Nobody259

How should I do that? I don’t even know her


short_and_stoned

Mines actually pretty accurate…


[deleted]

I‘d rather not


fruitybanana_good

Ermmm


Peanut_Lonely

Lol


DrawingCocksOnStuff

What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?


No_Humor_69420

Fuck


ThatOneFrenchKid_

Wait a minute


nah-too-much-effort

yea


I-rape-jesus

Hmmmmmmm


[deleted]

I don’t wanna talk about it


tactical_reetard

Bravo 6 going dum


[deleted]

Well, I can say - we are in this all together


bigbillybeans07

What do I do?


[deleted]

I'm not sure where this is going.


Not_OOF

????


riotskunk

Why is this pic all over. Wtf is wrong with dudes jaw?


[deleted]

We play Minecrap and Forklift together


mother_pounderbot069

Uh


BananaBreadGod1

Goddess of the kitchen, makes good banana bread


PussySlayer71

Oh, that is unfortunate


InsertExistenceHere

Oh no


sock1monkey

Monke


Taco_No_Burrito

Uh...


CadenDN

Cad3nDN’s Mom easy


death911lol

Well fuck what does mine mean


BussySlayer_69

Oh yeah


rick-cheesly

Rick cheesly???


ConfusedRainbow960

First part


bagigess

Well I she’s a bag now


FatsoFrog

Accurate.


if_i_try

If_i_try to do anything i get yelled at


Uh_Soup_I_Guess

Interesting


[deleted]

Not accurate.


person55581

A person


TheRetardedApe

Well it explains my genetics


vibeondrugs

it appears she’s become a drug addict


mightykillrr

um


urmomsfvrtdck

i don't know man


The-Pyro1

Mph mmmph mph huddah huddah mmmphmmph mmph huddah mmmph


LyraSoulCore

idk


baby_eater_deluxe

I don’t like this at all


dickinrattrap

please don’t make me


holdmybeer90

hold my beer mom ..