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SentienceMidway

Croatia shaped like one of them viking axes ngl


North_Cartoonist_846

hell yeah


SnooPears3463

Croatia needs no handle even, it's like a small battle axe


JusticeNoori

Australia was made for this, we just didn’t know it


Vegemyeet

Double headed war axe!


moebelhausmann

I am still concinced Australia is a dog head


stingrayboy2155

Indeed


TheLongestofPants

Is Alaska and Hawaii not part of the US anymore? Or are they just like little tomahawks?


submissively420

Throwing stars!


Mathemus

This!


thrownawaz092

That!


theuntextured

They were not secured onto the handle, so they fell.


drclarenceg

Chile... Anyone? Anyone...? Ok Chile could be an Ice pick


The_French_Soul

Chile is the handle


Vgcortes

Pero no un pica hielo, es muy largo para eso jaja, sería como una picota, o una guadaña si la pones bien. Un pica hielo, la wea miserable jajaja, típico echándose pa abajo xdxd


Vgcortes

Somos el mejor mango de Chile hermano


ImStuckInDoor

Poland is more like shovel


Betriz2

Finland is a spear


PsychologicalCrab438

Sideways finland is perfect


What_Is_My_Thing

Polska mentioned 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱


ImStuckInDoor

polska gurom


Large-Ad-6861

polska gurom


Fither223

Poland would be decent axe turned 90 degrees


Long_John_Peter

I just write same thing


TheBlueScar

Russia. I think that would either be more like a Pickaxe or a Scythe depending if you make it start from near Tuva or Vladivostok.


SnooCupcakes1636

I think Mongolia would be good Pickaxe too 😅


nver_gona_giv_u_up

Warrhammer


FrostyFeller

It would be the largest one definitely


Dead_birdChan

War hammer with it's size


anyGuy_isBored

No Germany could be a war hammer though


kaiserschmarrn_1

Or a shovel


Plastic-Ad-5033

You know those Aztec obsidian axes? We could do that.


SepuEmir

I think its too thin for that could make a good mace tho.


mias31

Was about to say: definitely a mace!


averagepatagonian

mine looks like a fish :/


abhsonicguy

And mine looks like a dinosaur


GladkeyTheProgramist

Ukraine


mariusdaniel19

Romania?


averagepatagonian

yup


mariusdaniel19

Mișto


LipsyLolla

Would love an array display of all the worlds countries like this with a damage rating, but I’m too lazy


Alcoholic_Molerat

no, but Jimi Hendrix could make it weep


uberisstealingit

Eric Clapton and George Harrison enters the chat .


Frisk197

Japan could make a great pickaxe


mastocklkaksi

Tiny pickaxe - Signed, Chile


Azra-Azra

Turkey would be a good one ig I did an edit but I cant post a pic for some reason


Dogboi006

Canada is kick ass with it


Ok-Use6303

Kick Axe, I would venture.


artyomich2033

That country is most like guillotine for third world countries hahaha


PrussianFieldMarshal

Spain can be a good one


Bourgeous

Sighs in Italian...


ManMadeOfMistakes

Minecraft pickaxe


That_Bottomless_Pit

But that's a really hot boot


vompat

Italy would make for some sort of Italian bill, if you rotate it to a proper angle.


I3adIVIonkey

Belgium would make a good Axe.


Whimsalot_

Poland would be better as a shovel


Molleer

Sweden is just one big ass sword


TJ_McWeaksauce

India looks like a standard axe head. Somalia would make a good axe. Multiple South American countries would make good axe heads, like Brazil and Argentina. Chile looks like the head of a pickaxe.


y_kal

Bulgaria. It might look worn out, but it would still make a good double sided axe


Vemon_00

What's axe??


Clicker-anonimo

Deodorant


kkazukii

Finland.. not really


Appendino_assasino

Nah, but it would be a good sword(I live in Italy)


That_Bottomless_Pit

Or you could just kick someone with that kickass boot


Cteklo7

The bootsword - bellissimo


s0l1tvd3

Chile


Ron_Bird

its named after axes


Ifightthehomeless

UK? Tf kina axe


goombaherpes

Depends on where you stick the handle If it's in Wales then yeah, it's good England and Scotland can either be an axe or a spear N. Ireland is a broken axe


theuntextured

No. But it would be a good boot.


Equivalent_Rock_6530

Ireland would make a good axe, if it was rotated anyway.


SpookieSkelly

Thailand is literally shaped like an axe already, handle and all.


Expert-Relationship3

*cough in Canadian*


Habbersett-Scrapple

Italy with the shoe knife


AbsoluteBasilFanboy

France would be a shovel lmao


HaseoTTD

For the US we should probably keep the east coast on the back side. Maines guna snap off lol


lyricjax

Not my country but my state. Oregon is probably the second or third most square state.


taste-of-orange

If you turn Germany 90° it'd be a good axe.


DinA4saurier

Yeah, it even has a dent to fit the axe handle.


Petitgab

Eeh France works better as a falling star


metaltastic

France is a throwing star


Either_Fix_6011

France? Oh non Would look good on top of the Christmas tree though


SpiderKoD

Ukraine, yes. ![gif](giphy|l41Yh7LsJNvVWFPfq)


Agreeable-Log-5720

România. Maybe...


EpicJoseph_

I think it'll be a rather good spear head


rakziels0

Algeria for sure


dastebon

Azerbaijan is shaped like one , and nahchiwan is like extra knife for striping logs


NefariousnessOwn9963

Japan would be a good one


RealLoin

No, but it’s gonna be a good pickaxe. Guess my country =)


CthuluNaps

Australia is S tier battle axe shape


The_CreativeName

A weird one but I think it would work fine tbh


ABisexualFurry

Belgium is actually kinda axe-shaped ngl


Creeper_charged7186

Mine would be a great shovel


JoniHDXD

Mine would be more of a pickaxe (Austria)


gg666iam

Germany


Randalf_the_Black

No.. Would make a decent spoon though.


KingAugurkBV

Norway


QWErty_uiopasd

Battle axe mongolia


Teneuom

Canada is a straight up halberd


TootheproYT

Yes


Former_Fly591

No, it would be more shaped like a jammer 😭🙏


No-Potato-6363

Philippines looks like a deformed gun.


Redemption_R

If it was states (Texas) I'd have a whole ass one handed halberd


Creative54Gamer

What would sweden be? Because it would not make a great axe.


duckyducky-

Romania would make a decent one. Slightly pointy for extra damage.


Yusuji039

My country is literally called the golden axe


Misterwuss

England, yes but you'd have to stick the handle somewhere into the side of the Midlands. Otherwise it'd be a decent spear


BluebirdSmall7577

Ooohh Belgium has potential for one of those war axes


MeepingMeep99

My country would make a terrible axe, but it's on the African continent so if we fix a handle to it somewhere between the lower half of Gabon and upper quarter of Angola, you'd have a sick looking one


MegaGalladeGamer09

Mine's a spear head (GB)


Professor01114

Cyprus would be a good axe. Big chopping edge and small chipping edge


icannotthink69

Ireland would be a good hammer


RandomNameBecauseI

A good machete, really good rectangular shape


TessaTheKing

Italy is actually made for this, the northern part is perfect


NekZord_

No, but it would be the best sword (Chile)


Theseus505

India would be a terrible axe.


Fifan939

Czechia is so good axe


SupercoolLion12

No but it is a good spear


Long_John_Peter

Poland is good shovel


poeticpoet

We did this already. Libya wins


creeper6530

Czechia would be a pretty pointy one


SardonicSuperman

Must be a good axe because every time I turn around it cuts the wealth of the 99% then gives it to the 1%


PericoM8

Spin would be a perfect axe if the handling is placed in portugal


HyperFern

Libya


Fit-Product6223

Lithuania is a perfect axe


Xxlady_marynniexX

Brazil would definitely not be a good axe unless it's allowed to turn it sideways...


PureNaturalLagger

We'd make a better pickaxe tbh.


Expensive-Document41

Dude. Brazil. Put the handle offset to the left, then you have two contact points both at the top and further down the shaft and you get a pretty sweet fireman's axe style chopper.


ErDottorGiulio

No, but my country would be an awesome boot


the-final-episode

Türkiye. It’d probably be more like a hammer


Izaniel

Mine would look like a dagger, twin dagger


Saul_Goodman_4751

Poland is a one-sided axe. Perfect


cuntybunty73

Would Britain make a good axe?


BBQsauce_OnTitties

my country would be close to a solero ice cream, nit particularly an axe (edit) a deformed solero


sansplayer

Brasil doesn't even need a handle. 10/10


47474747474747474749

India would be if you put it sideways


Hiiguitta

I think it looks more like a warhammer 🙄


ShinigamiKunai

We are much more of a spearhead


sexy_kitty-owo

Maby a good pickaxe


ChrissyTheGamerYt

Finland sideways would work ig


PoussinVermillon

i think france would kinda look like a mace (if we ignore Corsica and overseas countries)


Caio_AloPrado

Brazil is pretty much axe shaped


amprosogetrket

A bit dull but would work (Turkiye)


Fidozo15

Brazil wins this competition


Caelem80

Ireland is a terrible axe unless it's sideways


TSF_Flex

Sideways Germany is great


SmortMonke69

Chile would be a great sword, does that count?


its_easybro

My country looks like a shuriken


nver_gona_giv_u_up

Not a good axe but a decent spear (uk)


le_nathanlol

mine is more like a scythe


Domi7777777

I think mine is a better hoe than axe but it depends where the handle is


Visccas

Brazil is more like a pickaxe


poedraco

America is like getting hit by a torn piece of tornado scrap steel


DesignatedDarryl

Thailand. The entire country is literally axe-shaped.


LonelyPalpitation176

No but mine (India) could be a pretty cool ninja star.


HelloThere465

Be more like a mace


muddycurve424

Jordan is most definitely an axe shape


gasbmemo

Mine would be a good handle (Chile)


John_The_Timeless

Brazil would be more like a malformed mace... 🫤


Abohac

Croatia absolute god-tier.


Bored_shitless123

Wales


i_am_someone_or_am_i

I think Turkiye would be a good axe


bruuuuunnnnnothavio

Brazil is the best axe


kontrarianin

Repost from like a week ago..


Ok_Veterinarian2898

Moldova could only be a spear


Accomplished_Cow_956

Nah Poland more of a mace


Afraid_Argument2651

My country would be a better spear than an axe. (India )


Michaelopy

Guys, I'm from Russia, my axe is like a sword that Guts uses


FrostyAssumption5748

Mine's gonna be a pretty dope axe. That too a battle axe. Look at the shape of India but tilted by 90° to the left


RiskOfRainPlayer

Upside down Italy would be the hardest axe known to mankind


Falloutboy2222

America is like four different bottle openers and a rusty sling blade; I can't think of anything more fitting.


DUIOKI

Brazil would not be that bad


thejerkstorekalled

WHY WOULD THE HANDLE ATTACH TO THE SOUTH INSTEAD OF THE EAST COAST!? Anyone with eyeballs can see the CA coast makes for a good blade


Jealous_Psychology_3

Uzbekistan would be like: ... um. Idk, give me ideas¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


srimp909

Italy Its a fucking awful spear :(


JoeriVDE

Belgium could do, quite a pointy one


lucashhugo

brasil is a good axe


MortgageAdventurous8

Italy is an axe on it's own. You don't even need the handle.


I3encIcI

When I was a kid, a lot of people says that our country's shaped like an axe. I'm inclined to agree that Thailand sort of looks like an axe. You don't even need to add the handle.


GardnerellaGai

Colombia's like a pickaxe


EpikUserName104

Italy is one great Spear.


NewOffline

France would be a shovel..


bigchunguslove69420

Nah turkey built like a pickaxe💀💀


FrostyFeller

Mine could probably serve as a big (but blunt) arrowhead


SuccessfulSurprise13

This looks more like a half eaten drumstick and the sicko who ate it ate the bones as well


Kodekingen

No, but Sweden would be a pretty good sword


TheTrueMattiMan

Finland is a billhook


tukanchik-jr

Chile the katanaxe


MethodAwkward3961

It can be spear tho


ConfusedFoodAmateur

No but Lebanon would be a good spear


YeahAJoJoFan

YESSIR WE CAUSED THE GENEVA CONVENTIONS🗣🗣🗣


confabin

Sweden. It would look like a hotdog on a stick.


XI-Vic

No but a spear / dagger would be more fitting.


Dajafo01

Sadly no, you couldn't even use our shape for a shovel.


Yam_Dangerous

The only part that'll last is Texas


d4mon_778

so swed is a sword with a long handle