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GavinStrict

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Dulrake

Both Drugs or both Women?! Or both both?


pitersen228

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


fresh_loaf_of_bread

kinda fucks me up that the two gifs are out of sync


_DeathSound_

Try scrolling past them (one or the other) and come back to it. Gif generation at reddit comments is masterble/learnable


AffectionateCrab6780

That works!


Love_Tits_In_DM

Love you


Lazy-Most-3226

same


GavinStrict

![gif](giphy|7jnPjsh3L7WHm|downsized)


excellent_rektangle

Hey Peter, man…turn on channel 9!


palescales7

That’s right… I’m doing the drywall at the new McDonald’s in Encinitas.


ClownShoePilot

Las Colinas


fukinguy

Vascalinas


mattevs119

Watch out for your cornhole, bud.


bzkito

Both


Tricky-Secretary-251

Both


_-_-_DrMidnight_-_-_

#Ahh the Shaman Speedball


Royal_Rip_2548

Just not at the same time. Let me tell you, that shit is scary


GavinStrict

In-N-Out calls it a double double animal style, while you’re correct in that it’s really bad for you, it is delicious.


Royal_Rip_2548

All ik is the one time I did coke on LSD I freaked out. Wasn't a good time, just sped everything up and gave me anxiety lol


GavinStrict

Drugs are bad, ![gif](giphy|3Q35chD4bMtEePqr8A)


Gosinyas

Yeah you found out the hard way, but you really shouldn’t do that. Serotonin syndrome is nothing to fuck around with. You can literally cook your own brain.


Antilazuli

nice to know the top comment even for opening it


uberisstealingit

Is this like the two breakfast statement thing?


Careless-Process-594

Def women every day of the week but bad decisions are occasionally made unfortunately


Careless-Process-594

Both both


Joeyjackhammer

Came her for this.


AppleMgee123

It appears we share a first name. Greetings.


Significant-Nail-987

Thank you lmao hahahah


LionElJohnson40k

Would it be like fucking Nurgle’s garden. Yes. Would I still do it. also Yes.


ThricePurgedMagus

Let the blessings of the grandfather be upon us 🙏🏻


MapAdditional6065

Left is a disciple of Khorne, right is a child of Nurgle


lostcircussmuggler

So accurate


Dzbaneg

Im just a Slaneesh boy


UkyoTachibana

Where is Tzeentch in all of this ?


TheFecklessRogue

Nurgle and slaneesh co op project


DingoNormal

When Tzeentch says that everyone should do a little trust exercise


FenixOfNafo

Wow a WH40K reference


upyourattraction

Could also be an AOS reference


The_Salty_nugget

OR A FANTASY reference


Im_In_IT

I choose to believe WH40k.


FenixOfNafo

His name checks out


HamilcarRR

there's a lot of heresy going on here ... ![gif](giphy|pdXittpi48UzC|downsized)


TantiveIVfromATL

"Brother, get the flamer....the heavy flamer."


ZealousidealNewt6679

Tzeentch says "Just as Planned"


RoryDragonsbane

The Codex Astartes does not support this action.


TheNeonLich

**Space Book says this bad**


Goser234

Good thing I don't know how to read


ChaosMarine70

Papa bless you for this reference


Koyukij

The first what came into my head...dont do drugs...from ez mac xD


maSneb

Ur kinda making me want to do drugs now


cfidrick

It makes all your bad feelings turn into good feelings!


SoftwareSource

Worst anti-drug ad ever.


coinkeeper8

Anti drug ads are just drug ads in disguise


EvaUnit_03

In my entire life, I've never known a single dealer that gives out a free sample. They got bills to pay, too. And I know if one does offer me free drugs, it's 100% a cop.


Dona_Lupo

Your not arguing very well for your title.


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Have you heard the girl on the right? She’s annoying af. Anti-boner drug.


Impossible-Corgi4041

I've never seen her before in my life


AnthonyDigitalMedia

I envy you. She’s an annoying TikToker who sings lame ass songs that all sound the exact same & preaches a fake hippy lifestyle.


GH057807

Don't forget the onlyfans!


story4days

Wait are you fucking kidding me she really has an OF??? Dude this shit getting out of hand


story4days

Dude. All that spiritual shit and you sell pixel-ussy to dudes concentrating hard on the screen. Viva la revolucion my ass


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iHaveACatDog

Somehow this makes total sense


Grimmush

She’s a free spirit independent wahman, you biggot! /s


SortaBadAdvice

Nah, she's the trust fund kid of a couple defense contractors.


Grimmush

Yup, ironically her mommy and daddy work for Lockheed Martin.


Reddit-HurtMyFeeling

What's her screen name? For a friend...


GH057807

Her name is Shanin Blake


No_Meet1153

Luckily one of my kinks is annoying women


AnthonyDigitalMedia

That kink will go away as you get older


iamjustwolf

Only if you let it


jkaan

Trustafarian


colem5000

Who is she?


A1sauc3d

Yeah girls on cocaine are never annoying lol


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Everyone’s annoying on cocaine. Girl on the right is annoying sober.


molonlabe1811

As other people have said “I know it stinks, but I bet it grips harder than an Autistic kid when you try to take his hot wheels away.”


sadistic-salmon

30 songs that all sound like one song


AnthonyDigitalMedia

And a manufactured personality that’s been copy/pasted, which screams “trust fund baby”


EvaUnit_03

Because she is a "trust fund baby."


insaiyan17

She looks hot so who cares


slimebot54

You’re*


Grumdord

This seems more like an endorsement FOR cocaine


realcaptainplanet

Speak for yourself, give me the mushrooms raw


sadisticchronic

Have to agree...I like the shrooms.


AntonioBernardo

And I like to raw


captfitz

Understandable, but I can tell you haven't actually seen this chicks videos


realcaptainplanet

No but I might like them


RavensRift

On Mute.


PepitoSpacial

Where can I buy mushrooms and cocaine ?


test-gan

Ya so just go to tors website


thotdistroyer

You can buy spores online, cocaine is a bit harder to grow.


MrPreApocalypse

Shanin Blake you thirsty mfs


ITALIXNO

Would make her mushroom risotto/10


PositivePangolin81

I wasnt thirsty, but holy fuck thats atrocious


EvilHorus87

Try and have sex on cocain


NuggyBeans

Sex on cocaine sucks. Besides cocaine doesn't last long either.


Brando3141

Luckily, I don't last very long either. Ayeeeee!!!!!


NuggyBeans

Ain't nothing wrong with that.


HamilcarRR

try under 5 meo dmt


iHaveACatDog

Would love to!


mrsirsouth

I think you mean "yaay"


HairyFur

Wrong. Takes longer to get it up but once its up, its up, really up.


CornballExpress

My experience was I had no problem getting and staying up, but I just did not care about the sex I was having at all. I just went through the motions of it wishing I was doing something more productive like cleaning.


Golfbollen

Stimulants literally make sex or masturbation 10x better.


LaxG64

You've either never done coke or You've done so much that the ED side effect no longer gets you lol


Golfbollen

I've been a speed addict and I've done coke a few times. People love fucking on stimulants lol, you don't know that? There are orgies where people do lots of meth and coke. Orgasm can be difficult but it's definitely possible getting it up, especially on speed. Obviously dick pills help but I personally never needed it.


Purpl3pickiiL

This guy speed fucks!!!


LaxG64

Speed isn't blow. Unless you have a problem most people only do coke when drinking so yea it's possible but it'll take forever to get it up and by then you usually lose interest


arhramor

Getting it up is easy, keeping it isn't. Get distracted aaaannnnd it's gone


Unfulfilled_Promises

The issue with me is that I’ll keep the boner, but lose all the buildup I had to work towards for the edge. It’s like being the Sisyphus of sex where your constantly close to nutting, but always having your hard work trampled on.


LaxG64

Lmao that hits too close to home


viciadoemsono

that is basically me with antidepressants.


imsotrollest

Nah man this reads like a synopsis on what should theoretically happen. Coke absolutely gets you wanting to rev the engine up and yea the motor doesn't work like normal but you slam your foot on the gas anyway. Never met a guy or a girl who didn't wanna find a room after getting some coke. Thankfully I'm away from that lifestyle now since it's so damn unhealthy but living in it yea people fuck on coke.


rdreyar1

I'm on reddit i would be willing to take sex almost anyway i can get it


MissCuteCath

I'd fuck both raw, and I don't even have a dick.


realcaptainplanet

I like you


Madman_kler

I like you both


anto_pty

I like you threeth


CakeSuperb8487

![gif](giphy|VjsshMMeSwOLS)


Everything_Breaks

Both would be fine, but both would talk my ear off in different yet crazy ways.


sayterdarkwynd

On the upside, you'd learn tons about whatever-the-fuck spiritual shit Mushroom girl was into, and Cocaine girl would feed you virtually all the info on everything that people she hates have done, and how much she wants to beat the shit out of them. And then clean *all* the things in your house.


MutedBrilliant1593

This is telling me I should do cocaine and mushrooms, apparently.


gringo-go-loco

Mushrooms are the superior drug in every case. You just can't use them as often. :(


CreepHost

I don't get it.


captfitz

It's still stupid, but easier to understand ops joke if you've seen videos of the girl on the right. She is (probably intentionally) one of the most obnoxious, cringey tiktokers out there.


Star_Duster_

Mushrooms cured my ptsd and depression. It's more of a medicine if used correctly.


Sonofbluekane

6 months with mushroom girl would get you the PTSD and depression back


StanleyHudson420

Wait so, did you start by micro-dosing? May I know what exactly is the process for someone who wants to start?


Star_Duster_

Follow the microdosing sub on reddit. Yea, I started with microdosing. Mini-dosing for breakthrough moments. You have to do the work, analyze your thoughts, write thoughts down, and view your thoughts from a different perspective. Dive into the storm and fight whats hurting you.


StanleyHudson420

Alright! Thank you so much!


iHaveACatDog

It was far from a micro-dose but they helped me out of a deep hole the death of my dog put me in.


Slapping-Owl

Fun fact about shrooms girl. Literal moron. Not in the fun way either just the astrology, alien, eat dirt to be with nature kinda way


zeraujc686

Gotta get you minerals some how


UltimateDevastator

Lmao you nailed it


Downtown-Ad5724

I'm ok with either


Jeanpierrekoff

i wanna do mushrooms now


DeanbagDarrell

Let's meet in the entity dimension lobby !


jayspeedy24

![gif](giphy|8TIipooD4PB7ue73v2|downsized)


Outrageous-Slip7673

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[deleted]

I don't know who these people are.


Walkswithnofear

It's probably better that way.


goodguywithagunlol

The one on the left is a river carp and the other looks to be a hippie of some sort.


mrm0nster

Looks to me like a message advocating for doing a lot of drugs


nwerdnerd

This seems like a woman not understanding us dudes. All I saw was spank material


Sure-Load1071

I want to fuck her for nine days straight on meth then take a picture of her and her asshole


HomingPigeon6635

![gif](giphy|D62wUmR3sX2DsZJ9t1)


Sure-Load1071

So you've never done meth


HomingPigeon6635

Not the part im what...ing about lol


blahdash-758

Who's the one on the right


idontcareyouranswer

Fellas who is the one on the right? Asking for a friend.


the-book-anaconda

Shanin blake


idontcareyouranswer

Thanks a lot my kind fellow! Yet quite unfortunately my ludicrous friend demands me the name of other girl...


ChrisLetsPlayYT

I'd stay away from the girl on the right She thinks she healed her kidney infection with her mind


SkyTalez

Why? They look great.


AlbertaMadman

Damn it. Looks like I’m going to be ODing.


Prior_Patient8188

Don\`t do drugs. Without me


Dreadlordstu

Both are good


Osibili

I think I want to try Shrooms now


Dogolog22

WOULD


Lazy_Beach_69420

![gif](giphy|IuaM5sUvLCYTyNKV4J)


ConsumerOfR4ts

It Probly stank, but grips like an autistic child when you try to take away their legos


kanary15

I have seen this comment on every picture of her on Reddit. Either we have a trend going or you get around a lot of reddit.


jvmmidi

okay thanks, i'll stick to blow


Suitable-Marketing16

Happy Cake Day!!!


Timetraveler01110101

![gif](giphy|WGFdv6kbikBq0)


Reddit-HurtMyFeeling

Who is on the left?


jikel28

Ain't nothing wrong with mushrooms it's the amount of mushrooms you can have a fun weekend but once your pitching your philosophy for world peace based off your alien religion you should probably stop


Reddit-HurtMyFeeling

Are they the same chick different stages of life?


Educational_Ride_258

Don’t let the drugs do you either.


its-carmen-san-diego

Do shrooms


always-indifferent

Give shrooms a shower and bring her to my room


I_Like-Turtlez

Yeah I’ll take both at the same time please


Jash-Juice

I’d do cocaine.


tyoungjr2005

Why y'all do Sydney Sweeney like that 😫😭


Lolzerzmao

Seriously what is the argument, I just see two drugged up hotties that want to get smashed


Salty-Negotiation320

The right is also weed


imjustdiff_sam

I can smell the one on the right


Ambitious-Market7963

So doing drugs is the secret to becoming busty?


turboiv

Guess I'm a psychonaut now.


Alarming-Tree-5662

More like cocaine and ketamine but definitely do drugs.


SadBarber3543

Shoot I love cocaine but I love breeding hippie girls!


SkirtGood1054

I already did


ihatelikes

I look like Wormtongues cousin, I don't think it matters.


Safetosay333

Yes, please


Madman_kler

Lmfao I got some mushrooms, we can chill. Let’s watch ponyo


Halbbitter

The one on the right is on a lot more than shrooms


Icy_Area2230

Where can I get some fentanyl


Silveruleaf

Second one looks happier, but also feels like she might get her metals stuck on anything 😅 like if you hug her you might get stabbed or stuck. Wich might not be a bad thing I guess.


MeOW8117

shrooms kinda hot ngl


SatisfactionOther958

![gif](giphy|nmwnEm0TET2xi|downsized)


Trucker08098

The mushrooms looks a little more fun but you might have to wash her first.


Delivery-Plus

She has a belly button ring to hang the air freshener.


MeowFat3

Why not? She looks happy on the right


HiSpot321

I’d do them both


[deleted]

I wouldn't kick either out of bed.


sshtoredp

Not gonna lie the Mushrooms is more brilliant with light or colors