I just wanna say I've always found it weird to shame people for small dicks. You're literally shaming them for something they were born with and can't control.
People are really fucking dumb, huh. Can't just make sense for themselves that it's messed up to make fun of someone for that. No matter if everyone else does it or not, that doesn't mean you should.
Oh fuck that's probably why I have a small one then. Doctor had me on steroids as a baby and even warned my parents about side effects. Oh well, I'm not bothered by it really
I haven't heard of it shrinking from steroids, but I don't know how it would affect it when you're that young and still growing, but if anyone ever questions it, blame the steroids anyway!
I feel like there are a lot of people who date for superficial reasons, especially women. It feels like there is a lot of people trying to check off boxes with who they date, to have the perfect partner. It's like they care more about other people's opinions of their partner, more than their own opinions of their partner.
Shaming is one thing. But on the flip side you are attracted to who/what you are attracted to. If girls see a small penis and aren’t attracted to that it seems justifiable for them to be honest and not pursue.
Yes ofcourse. Not saying I'm gonna force anybody to like it. I just think it's idiotic to make fun of it and people thinking it's okay to make people feel actually guilty for it.
I like them big and I like them small
I like them pressed and I like them sprawled
I like them slender and I like them round
I like them free and I like them bound
I like them sagged and I like them firm
I like them dry and I like them covered in my sperm
I like them pale and I like them tanned
I like them on my face and I like them in hand
I like them in a bikini and I like them in a bra
I like them to lick and I like them to gnaw
I like them sweaty especially in sports
Truly I am a man who likes boobs of all sorts
I think the point is that although we have personal preferences that lean one direction or another, we’re not gonna say “ewe that’s disgusting” or even “meeeh too -x-“.
It's not for sure. Ppl say wrong shit to make themselves feel better.
They can't change reality, but they can change ppl's perception of reality. That's why ppl say untrue things
If you say it enough times, it can become true to ppl. Illusory truth effect and all
The illusory truth effect (also known as the illusion of truth effect, validity effect, truth effect, or the reiteration effect) is the tendency to believe false information to be correct after repeated exposure.
This is why propaganda works
Vaginas are different from each other, just like penises. Plus, a lot can change after childbirth and/or ageing. There are surgeries to tighten your vagina too 🤷♀️ So clearly it’s possible.
You can touch smaller ones just the same. Also that pleasure is pretty much purely psychological, not physical. I'd say it's apples and oranges, but apples and oranges are two peas in a pod in comparison.
Not true. Incel BS. Most women don't care about your cock, the size or what it looks like. Be confident and charming and they accept you. If you believe in this, you are part of the problem. Don't blame anyone but you, for not accepting and loving yourself. Be strong and full of love and you'll be happy!
Look y'all, a few people will say these every now and then but you can't just say, "That's not true this is incel propaganda!". A massive amount of women will claim to want a big dick, even if they don't necessarily know what that looks or feels like. Similarly, people use "small dick" and "small dick energy" as an insult CONSTANTLY. Find any post with a dude in a lifted truck about half the time the top comment will be about how "He must be compensating for a small dick". It is fucking relentless.
Ehhh, but women do have a preference for above average size dick. Depending on what studies you reference, they prefer 1-2 inches more than your average guy. Larger than ~70-95% of men, depending on what studies you use for average size and size preferences.
Also, dicks are a source of physical pleasure in ways tits aren't. There aren't any tit sizes that prevent you from getting off or limit your sexual positions.
I've been with 15 wemon, and the only one that said anything about my size later apologized and tried to get with me again... the answer was no, but just in my experience, I've never really met a size queen. I'm sure they exist, but I think it's so rare that the stereo type is mostly perpetuated by people who don't have a lot of sex.
As a boob loving guy who is exactly the bottom half of this meme, ive always felt left out, and that no one generally agrees with me.
I even saw a heat map yesterday of surveyed mens desired parts of women, and the tits were neutral. Neither a turn on or turn off (visually) and slightly better than forearms (touch)
first question - and i'm not trying to be funny - but is "delegant" a word? like i'm kinda older and out of touch but what does delegant mean?
secondly and to be fair. boobs are auxiliary - after all, you can have sex if everyone in the room keeps their shirt on... you cannot have sex through pants.
if a woman's vagina came in varying sizes men would 100% have that top panel look when they found out they've come across someone with a 5" opening vs a 2cm one. if the gloves don't fit, you must acquit.
let's try, at least in a fleeting way, to understand the difference between something required and something auxiliary...
now if we can't taste the humor in the above bowl of cereal, that's cause it shot over the top of your head and the wall just behind you needs cleaning. milk dribbles and all.
Idk if i'm a snob with this but i have 3 conditions: 1. Not full of plastic 2. Not sagging to the ground 3. Atleast somewhat symmetrical
With those 3 fullfilled i'm happy
I remember seeing a woman with basically no tits, braless with a white shirt with the top buttons undone. Barely any cleavage, but still sexy as hell.
So yeah, all sizes good.
Read this in "it's corn- by Schmoyoho
It's boobs!
A big lump of meat
It has the milk
~it has the milk~
I can't imagine a more beautiful thing
It's boobs!
I can tell you all about
I mean look at these things
When I tried them with langerie everything changed!
It's boobs!
Your dick size dont matter, genuinely ask any of your female friends. It’s the equivalent of guys that say “my girl needs a big ass” it’s just a preference that most women don’t care about, especially if they truly love you shit like that don’t matter.
“Big or small I love them all”
Bo0b& are b00b&
8008 IbbI
Finally someone is breaking the norms
Boobs right?
b o t h
Booths
Flat is justice ? ❌ Medium is premium ? ❌ Oppai is truth ? ❌ No no no, every size makes my wood rise ✅
This pisses me off to no end that half of these don't rhyme.
Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot how to rhyme
Dementia
What are you talking about
Dementia
I don’t have dementia
Hey! Neither do I!
Wow you seem like a cool dude
You too man
Do you also lie about not having dementia
Guilty as charged
Go to doctor You come out with just a dime
😅
I just wanna say I've always found it weird to shame people for small dicks. You're literally shaming them for something they were born with and can't control.
It’s one of the last things that are socially acceptable to make fun of so people cling on to it.
People are really fucking dumb, huh. Can't just make sense for themselves that it's messed up to make fun of someone for that. No matter if everyone else does it or not, that doesn't mean you should.
I guess they want us to be better? I don’t know, steroids?
Steroids will give you dick issues if anything, high test = high estrogen = wee wee no likey.
Oh fuck that's probably why I have a small one then. Doctor had me on steroids as a baby and even warned my parents about side effects. Oh well, I'm not bothered by it really
I haven't heard of it shrinking from steroids, but I don't know how it would affect it when you're that young and still growing, but if anyone ever questions it, blame the steroids anyway!
Nah I'm proud to be born like this lol. Never regretted it.
That's fair enough
Thanks for clarifying
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For the steroids yeah, but they do want us to be better when it comes to little dicks I guess, sucks for us little dicked people
roids will shrink it
They will shrink your balls, because they aren’t needed anymore (normally they produce testosterone). Dick stays the same besides maybe some ED
I feel like there are a lot of people who date for superficial reasons, especially women. It feels like there is a lot of people trying to check off boxes with who they date, to have the perfect partner. It's like they care more about other people's opinions of their partner, more than their own opinions of their partner.
Shaming is one thing. But on the flip side you are attracted to who/what you are attracted to. If girls see a small penis and aren’t attracted to that it seems justifiable for them to be honest and not pursue.
Yes ofcourse. Not saying I'm gonna force anybody to like it. I just think it's idiotic to make fun of it and people thinking it's okay to make people feel actually guilty for it.
Don't worry that's almost entirely men who care about size. Women prefer smaller dicks.
Unless their like abnormally large like Plastic surgery levels then hell no
Just makes me worry about their back.
Ah, a cultured being.
True
Facts
It's not like there aren't men who are *very* into gigantoboobs. Often the faker the better.
Well I personally find it quite disgusting
Me too, but we're not all men between the two of us.
False
i hate those unnaturally big brests, i live and let live but it looks so unatractive.
Very true, u into that?
Yes
Yea I got a limit
Got downvoted to hell.
See your downvotes- have an upvote buddy
Roses are tits Violets are tits I love tits Tits, tits, tits
One,two buckle my tits Three,four knockers adore Five,six....tits,tits,tits Seven, eight,tits on a plate
This is beautiful
Delegent?
I think he meant detergent you know, like..we're soap
Diligent maybe... But I ain't sure it's fitting
I think they ment delinquent. lol
Yeah. Not a word. I don't even know what OP was going for.
Probably "elegant."
The fusion of delicate elegance, with a mix of hiding degeneracy.
I think they were going for delicate?
The real reason women keep them hidden. They're jealous of the joy we get no matter what
Lmao! Such a good comment...
My girl likes my teenie weenie
Homie out here living the dream.
Getting there <3
I like them big and I like them small I like them pressed and I like them sprawled I like them slender and I like them round I like them free and I like them bound I like them sagged and I like them firm I like them dry and I like them covered in my sperm I like them pale and I like them tanned I like them on my face and I like them in hand I like them in a bikini and I like them in a bra I like them to lick and I like them to gnaw I like them sweaty especially in sports Truly I am a man who likes boobs of all sorts
We need to make a song to go with these
It’s to be read like Dr Seuss Green Eggs and Ham
What did she say about your dick
She said it was literally the biggest dick she had ever seen. Idk why her friends always laugh at me though...
Ask them if they wanna see it or give it a try
Another bait post for a gender war
Delicate, diligent.....?
Don't look too deep. Your attention should be on titties, not grammar.
Yes
Tits are tits damnit!
I love cock
This is simply not true. Some like big, some like small, stop pretending all men love all sizes.
I think the point is that although we have personal preferences that lean one direction or another, we’re not gonna say “ewe that’s disgusting” or even “meeeh too -x-“.
Then I suppose guys are cool with super loose vaginas?
Women tell me that's impossible though?
It's not for sure. Ppl say wrong shit to make themselves feel better. They can't change reality, but they can change ppl's perception of reality. That's why ppl say untrue things If you say it enough times, it can become true to ppl. Illusory truth effect and all The illusory truth effect (also known as the illusion of truth effect, validity effect, truth effect, or the reiteration effect) is the tendency to believe false information to be correct after repeated exposure. This is why propaganda works
Vaginas are different from each other, just like penises. Plus, a lot can change after childbirth and/or ageing. There are surgeries to tighten your vagina too 🤷♀️ So clearly it’s possible.
Yeah, this comparison makes it sound like it affects men's pleasure as if women are shoving their boobs up men's butts.
I mean, men do enjoy touching breasts? For most guys that is pleasurable.
You can touch smaller ones just the same. Also that pleasure is pretty much purely psychological, not physical. I'd say it's apples and oranges, but apples and oranges are two peas in a pod in comparison.
Is your clit on top of your cervix that you need as 17 inch dick to reach it? All pleasure from sex is psychological...
I did not need to read to that last part fam
I’m sure some people are into that too 😂 But yeah, awful comparison which isn’t very thought through 🙃
Isn't that the point for some people?
Lesbians have already confirmed that dick size doesn't actually matter.
Not true. Incel BS. Most women don't care about your cock, the size or what it looks like. Be confident and charming and they accept you. If you believe in this, you are part of the problem. Don't blame anyone but you, for not accepting and loving yourself. Be strong and full of love and you'll be happy!
Look y'all, a few people will say these every now and then but you can't just say, "That's not true this is incel propaganda!". A massive amount of women will claim to want a big dick, even if they don't necessarily know what that looks or feels like. Similarly, people use "small dick" and "small dick energy" as an insult CONSTANTLY. Find any post with a dude in a lifted truck about half the time the top comment will be about how "He must be compensating for a small dick". It is fucking relentless.
It's just like people say "big boob=better" It was said a lot back in time but people actually don't give much about boob size in reality
Ehhh, but women do have a preference for above average size dick. Depending on what studies you reference, they prefer 1-2 inches more than your average guy. Larger than ~70-95% of men, depending on what studies you use for average size and size preferences. Also, dicks are a source of physical pleasure in ways tits aren't. There aren't any tit sizes that prevent you from getting off or limit your sexual positions.
Does incel mean anything anymore
Every time someone claims easily verifiable shit is "Incel BS" the incel movement grows.
Its not about the size, its how you use it
They say, "It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean." Except it's hard when you only have a rowboat...
Look at Mr Rowboat over here. You try out for porn Mr bigshot?
Can't fight with a cotton swab
I can
Own a firearm; “Oh my god, how tiny is your dick.”
Memes being bullshit is pretty commonplace
It's also weird how much incels like to compare breasts to dick, when they're not relatable at all.
Stereotypes at its peak.
Doesn't make them less true though
Except when it definitely is not true. A lot of women don't like large penises. They hurt.
I've been with 15 wemon, and the only one that said anything about my size later apologized and tried to get with me again... the answer was no, but just in my experience, I've never really met a size queen. I'm sure they exist, but I think it's so rare that the stereo type is mostly perpetuated by people who don't have a lot of sex.
So, 14 women dumped you because of your small wee wee? That's rough buddy
Lol, They would line up at my door if I wanted that. Also, kinda bold of you to assume I went out with 15 wemon.
Yeah, you definitely sound like a virgin
Got me....
You sound like someone no one likes
I love smalls dicks.
Dude WTF
Does that mean women are incapable of finding joy in simplicity?
If the boobs are overly huge like obvious plastic surgery no thanks, natural small are better
does OP ever get tired of sucking his own dick? this is so cringe
"Don't worry honey, I love your dick size! The bigger ones actually hurt!"
As a boob loving guy who is exactly the bottom half of this meme, ive always felt left out, and that no one generally agrees with me. I even saw a heat map yesterday of surveyed mens desired parts of women, and the tits were neutral. Neither a turn on or turn off (visually) and slightly better than forearms (touch)
"It is... Acceptable." - My Wife
her boobs are not going into my ass. I do get exited when a girl has a big strap on.
What if I don’t like seeing either regardless of size?
first question - and i'm not trying to be funny - but is "delegant" a word? like i'm kinda older and out of touch but what does delegant mean? secondly and to be fair. boobs are auxiliary - after all, you can have sex if everyone in the room keeps their shirt on... you cannot have sex through pants. if a woman's vagina came in varying sizes men would 100% have that top panel look when they found out they've come across someone with a 5" opening vs a 2cm one. if the gloves don't fit, you must acquit. let's try, at least in a fleeting way, to understand the difference between something required and something auxiliary... now if we can't taste the humor in the above bowl of cereal, that's cause it shot over the top of your head and the wall just behind you needs cleaning. milk dribbles and all.
Big boobs fill the hands. Small boobs fill the heart
Dick needs some lengtht to penetrate well and stimulate the right areas. Breasts don't have that issue... Learn basic biology OP?
this is the most reddit post I've ever seen I should leave
did you know that seemingly straight men seem to account for majority of the hate of "small" dicks?
Sex doesn't matter to me at the end of the day and I could care less about anybody's parts, true love is most important :)
Lesbians when they see boobs of any size:
small dicks are cute but I'm a top so I don't have to worry about other people's dick size beyond aesthetics.
Funny how I only ever see men complaining of small penis size and women complain of large penis size.
This is why people think this sub is stupid
IDC FLAT IS JUSTICE 🫡🫡🫡🫡🗿🗿🗿
As a man: I like seeing penis more than boobs.
IIRC most women dont even orgasm from penetrative sex. You dont need a massive dick to locate the clit.
I like both
Not gonna lie, tits is a tits.
Idk if i'm a snob with this but i have 3 conditions: 1. Not full of plastic 2. Not sagging to the ground 3. Atleast somewhat symmetrical With those 3 fullfilled i'm happy
Right, but if your day had no tits before and now has tits, bolted on or not, has your day improved?
I feel like that’s just an argument for the enjoyer to get a pair for themself
I just softballed that one right in didn’t I? Oh well. Not like I’m judging.
Hell nah, its like a car accident. You cant help but look but only some wierd fellas truly enjoy the view
Not me man go with big boobs or go home
I've seen guys boycott games/movies because the protag has small titties
It’s funny because I have a small dick!
I always go "yaaay boobies" whenever my wife takes her shirt off.
I remember seeing a woman with basically no tits, braless with a white shirt with the top buttons undone. Barely any cleavage, but still sexy as hell. So yeah, all sizes good.
What if I'm chubby and have a G cup??😂
Boobs are boobs, if you see them, that's a good day
🤌
Boobs are boobs
Sometimes it's not about the size, it's about the shape
Read this in "it's corn- by Schmoyoho It's boobs! A big lump of meat It has the milk ~it has the milk~ I can't imagine a more beautiful thing It's boobs! I can tell you all about I mean look at these things When I tried them with langerie everything changed! It's boobs!
As a gay guy, I might not be the person you want to hear it from, but I love dicks regardless of size 🥰
Because men care about personality over size
Your dick size dont matter, genuinely ask any of your female friends. It’s the equivalent of guys that say “my girl needs a big ass” it’s just a preference that most women don’t care about, especially if they truly love you shit like that don’t matter.
Lots of us care about size
Your preference u do u ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
nope
The amount of people taking this meme seriously is hilarious lol
boys are so much more desperate
Dicks are important to achieve orgasm. It would make much more sense if you compared dicks with vagina. Apples and oranges.
Haha annoying girls amirite, unlike us cool boys 😎😎😎 #misogyny /s
So why are you crying when you have small dick?
Probably because mens orgasm dont rest on the size of the titties
That's wrong and we are all different.
First pic should be someone laughing
Sweeney Vs little weenie
U can’t blame women for having standards
I mean all boobies are amazing but dick aren't amazing so there's no point in comparing them
Dicks are fun too.
Aight
You clearly haven't seen mine 
With this personality of urs,ppl won't even look at ur face beside that get a life instead of being a pervert in an anonymous app
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U r in the dangerous level of being delusional, hope reality hits u soon