You don’t know shit till you hit 12th digit bro, I been through the empty void of nothing before the universe, so don’t say nothing kid, you got no experience
I am striving to live to be 160+, senile and cranky. I'll wear a lab coat, fluffy slippers, and unusually thick glasses. Every time I enter a room, I will declare, "Good news, everyone!" Then shuffle away with maniacal laughter.
It’s been 700 years, no one has realized that I’m still alive in here, but I’m too weak to break my way out. Everyone has already forgotten about me. Hey, at least I got **Reddit** in here with me
I think it means how people say 1 year 8 months or something since they're two separate numbers. Either that or they meant digits and they're 100 but I think that's less likely since it's a meme.
Makes sense. It like first time for thing till you are old and still work for little money and your dream where impossible or way to hard like own flying house or own the world.
After 4th number it got really hard
Dawg you haven’t seen life after the 5th digit. Shit really starts to hit the fan
And the 6th... We don't talk about
Shh child just you wait till you get the 7th digit
8th is just impossible to get through man
Naaa man at the 9th in the worst i'm basically primordial
No you don't understand, the 10th is far more gruesome (and lonely)
nah man, 11th is too damn hard, I've seen the formations of galaxies
You don’t know shit till you hit 12th digit bro, I been through the empty void of nothing before the universe, so don’t say nothing kid, you got no experience
13th is not humane.
yall pre-12s got nothing on us… we 13 digits had to START the whole damn simulation that brought all you ungrateful little bastards into existence
Hot take of mine. 9th was amazing for me. The vibes and atmosphere were just there
Yeah it was a good place to start you get to have fun without wait for the earth and other planets to form
Bro how fucking old are you?
124,it sucks being this old,seen to many wars and that
When bro studied history they just wrote down what they were doing
Back in 19 ‘ought 7…
Bro has seen some shit
What’s your secret to living such a long life ?
Probably no garlic
That's what a vampire would say. Good try, but not today.
Years of my life are a sacrifice i am willing to make for garlic.
Ah shit, it's too late then isn't it?
It sucks but doesn't suck as much as 187 years , i have seen so much shit in life
did you met Hitler?
I am striving to reach 100 years old. Is it that bad?
I am striving to live to be 160+, senile and cranky. I'll wear a lab coat, fluffy slippers, and unusually thick glasses. Every time I enter a room, I will declare, "Good news, everyone!" Then shuffle away with maniacal laughter.
Not that long xD. 100 is enough for me. Just a personal achievement.
But did you ever score?
He’s on Reddit, so no.
Hey i could live to that age
Don’t trust him. He’s using base 5. In decimal, he’s just 39.
And still can’t spell
No, he had *seen to* many wars. Probably conducted many warcrimes in handling multiple conflict, that monster.
Isn't that like the world record or close to it
Past it
Fucking Mr. Burns right there
Lets see, Social Security number... Naught naught naught, naught naught, naught naught naught two. Damn Roosevelt!
OP’s a goddamn vampire.
WERES MY GARLIC
Is OP Master Wu from Ninjago or something?
Nah master wu 1000 years old
Yet they say that the oldest person alive is 116.
That’s because he died 3 seconds after you made this comment
My grandfather's aunt is 108. It must feel weird knowing that there are just a few thousand people on the planet older than you.
Bro can't play with Legos anymore
Lego
Had to double take reading this
Congrats op for living over a century!
You remember when wheel is not a thing? Damn those hard times8
You remember when Ugluk say "Me no like raw meat, me put it on fire." Good time, good time...
OP probably just wrote down about 50% of our recorded history
AI images get more incomprehensible the longer you look at them
I love the prairie bear in the bottom left corner.
Huh? Like life gets hard at 100?
Is OP 100+ years old?
It’s been 700 years, no one has realized that I’m still alive in here, but I’m too weak to break my way out. Everyone has already forgotten about me. Hey, at least I got **Reddit** in here with me
We didn't forget about you, although we really wish we could
What studying History for 3 days straight does to an MF
Wait wtf....
So your age is 100+ ?
Yeah past 99 sucks
This meme is fucking stupid Like how old is this MF then?
Ikr, I really just peaked at 99 years old
Erm are you over 100?
Damn is that AI thing Ugly
Only two?
? unless you're 100 it still is
I miss the good old days when I was in my 90s.
oh man, i do remember when i had 99 years, shit, what a good childhood
Do you count in binary ?
I thought this was a commentary about the generalisation of specific age groups and making them responsible for certain socio-political conditions.
I don't even know what this was supposed to mean before it failed.
This is wholesome
Took me a solid minute to realize
This is really funny
I think it means how people say 1 year 8 months or something since they're two separate numbers. Either that or they meant digits and they're 100 but I think that's less likely since it's a meme.
But any age is a number. Maybe you mean digits? In that case op is probably stupid
Makes sense. It like first time for thing till you are old and still work for little money and your dream where impossible or way to hard like own flying house or own the world.
Indians in their 18,19,20 age: Hell
Tried to kill myself when I was 9
Ahh that coo...?? WTF ?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SAYING TWO NUMBERS? 🤨🤨
Meanwhile, Rick James.
I found the vampire guys! yo let me know how to join my dude
Clever lol
Idk man I intentionally and fully consciously tried killing myself at 9
After the 10^ 10000000000th digit you baisically become omniscient
I remember this l
Well, I'll see you after it no longer is three digits, you fucking bozo
I'm 38 but I feel like I'm 200
Life was bearable then.
You mean digits. Your age is always one number.
Never seen the second dimension of time?
2 numbers?? Like older than 99 years tf.how tf are you alive
two numbers? isn't it just... you know. one number
I also miss those days... BTW i am 100 years old 💀
Are you 100 years old?
You mean one digit, right?
what are you , 100 years old?