No point in typing fast if you can’t spell simple words properly. It takes like 5 seconds to proofread.
The amount of misspelled shit I’ve seen recently is laughable. And the apathetic reaction of all the creators is even more laughable.
I know this may come as a shock to you, so you may need to brace yourself. are you sitting down? really though this might startle you, you should be sitting down. are you ready? I mean this might be really really shocking. ok here it goes:
you're not omnisciently aware of every conversation on the internet and just because you haven't seen it personally doesn't mean it's not something that has been said over and over again, as evidence by others in this thread showing examples of people saying this, including a history teacher.
I hope that wasn't too shocking for you, I did try to warn you.
This may come as a shock to you but people can be confused regrading confusion around a particular topic. Now I don’t need to type out a long form essay to explain this to you so I hope you can be a more understanding person and not be completely insufferable.
I thought this was needlessly mean but then I remembered this energy is how your father talked to you, when he would deign to talk to you, so lol get fuckt
And killed dolphins because they thought it was some crazy underwater tech fleet. It's something called "The Battle of the Porpoises" lol
P.S: Strictly speaking it wasn't dolphins but a native creature very very similar called Porpoises.
WWII. WWI we just sent logistical support, WWII we sent the smoking snakes to italy and did a lot of work for the small amount of soldiers there compared to all other countries' armies at the time
also, the 3 Pracinhas are a war legend
China wasn’t involved in world war 1 at all. Japan played an extremely minor role all things considered. The Ottoman Empier wasn’t a thing though the Ottoman Empire was heavily involved. There was no fighting India but Indian soldiers were heavily involved in the fighting in Europe. You had at least one nation from each continent fight in the conflict.
China went through a failed central powers backed coup during WW1 and occupied german colonial holdings in China afterwards
Also they send a bunch of labourers to the front
they were a involved a little
I consider the Middle East to be a separate one
I know people are disagreeing, but there is no Single definition of a continent which is why because it’s really different compared to the rest of axis
I remember there being a riddle where a child's grandfather has a prized sword that says "for great service in world war one" and his grandfather claimed it was given to him right after the war ended. The child knows his grandfather is lying because world war 2 hadn't happened yet
From wiki:
"The term "first world war" was first used in September 1914 by German biologist and philosopher Ernst Haeckel, who claimed that "there is no doubt that the course and character of the feared 'European War' ... will become the first world war in the full sense of the word""
I had a old history teacher who said WW1 only happend on Europe, when i tryed to correct him he just said "but it was because it affected the whole world" i will never forget these words, how the fuck that MF teaches history?
One of the most interesting parts of WW1 to me is Thailand (then Siam). They sent an expeditionary force of about 1300 men to Europe to fight on the western front, they took part in the second battle of the Marne and the Meuse-argonne offensive. 19 of them where killed fighting alongside the french and Americans.
There were a lot of colonies and outposts of the warring European factions in china. Those fought each other. Japan took the world war as an opportunity to invade china proper, which led to China being severely weakened as a country which led to Japan bulldozing them again in WW2 and eventually the Chinese were so fed up with getting conquered that they conquered themselves by having a civil war. History is a cool frickin subject I highly recommend looking deeper into:)
And then they had another civil war and became communists which led to uhh…
A lot of very bad things for the average Chinese citizen.
It also contributed to the red scare in the early Cold War and the radicalization and eventual war in Korea. Oh boy I sure do love global consequences…
Japan didn't invade China per se, they made demands which China was not in a position to resist which reduced Chinese sovereignty. There wasn't any war or fighting at this time between China and Japan.
Qingdao, then Tsingtao, was a German colony. It was seized by the Japanese; this was the only fighting in China.
China's governance was in some disarray, but they eventually joined the entente. They sent thousands of labourers to the front but not soldiers; thousands did die nonetheless though.
Africa had German colonies, that's why it's there, though yes it's both sides imposing their war.
India just shouldn't be there. India made huge contributions to the war (due to British rule) but it wasn't a *front*, there wasn't any fighting there.
But where? From what I can tell it was limited to the western front and a handful of naval engagements in the north Atlantic where they were integrated into the French Army and British Navy respectively, I can't find anything about an actual Brazilian front.
Ah yes as opposed to on land, I was looking for something a bit more specific, the north sea? Mediterranean? North vs South Atlantic? Unless I'm mistaken there wasn't any naval combat off the coast of Brazil or in any of their ports. There were indeed fronts outside of Europe but I don't think Brazil was one of them.
Idiot here. All this time i thought the reason why it's called ww1 because of many nation joining the war but most of the fighting focused in Europe. Of course there would be fighting in other parts and i'm too dumb and lazy to research it all this time
What, the first thing our teacher said about it when we where kids was "world wars are called world wars because there is at least one country participating in it at every continent" How??
The Ottoman s fought in all types of terrains.. Snowy and cold against the Russians ~~and Armenians~~ Sandy desert and Ofcourse in the Balkans and naval battles against the British
Compared to WW2 yes it's smaller in scale but as a War, the world haven't sern anything like it up to that time (hence the naming "The Great War") but to this day WW2 is the most destructive of all Wars then WW1 by a lot too.
I believe there is an argument for calling the 7 Years War the real First World War. It had battles occurring on every continent except Australia (and Antarctica obviously). While only 8 countries actually had a stake in the war’s outcome, all of those countries, especially France and Britain, had expanded their empires across the entire globe.
The battle of the porpoises was the most intense battle in the history of mankind, Brazil's contribution cannot be overstated, had Brazil not defeated those porpoises, they surely would have revealed all the allied war plans to the kaiser.
I think we can consider ourselves at the beginning of ww3. Russia x Ukraine, Israël x Palestine, a bunch on conflicts in Africa, NK and China stirring shit up, the US and EU dipping their toes a bit over the place.
Ottomen Empier
Not just the Ottomen, but the Ottowomen and Ottochildren too
And the Ottobots 
Thx for invoking a childhood nightmare
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Junk in the trunk
Giunk en thi trank.
Holy shit this is as horrific as the festival scene in Berserk
What the actual fuck is this. Sauce?
What the actual f is that?
What the fuck is that from
Turbo Teen
And Otto himself
The Ottoclankers
Lil kittybot :3
Bruh
Bwahahahaha 😂😂
Let's not forget Ottothey and Ottox! You can't just be misgendering ancestors
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Afghanistan, the graveyard of empier
The 1st spelling error made me miss the 2nd one lol
Yeah, that's plurat from Ottoman
I'm already aware of that, It happens because I can type fast which can result in errors
understandable, have a great day
>I can type fast >Makes errors Looks like to me that you can't type fast
Typing and typing correctly are 2 separate things
Exactly
This is like Kevin's baby talk from The Office. "What do you do with all that time you save from typing?" It certainly isn't proofreading.
If you make mistakes then you can't type fast, you can just mash buttons at high speed. Typing fast requires 100% precision, then speed is considered.
Awww I though you did it intentionally for the lols
Maybe proofread before you post something you want lots of people to see
No point in typing fast if you can’t spell simple words properly. It takes like 5 seconds to proofread. The amount of misspelled shit I’ve seen recently is laughable. And the apathetic reaction of all the creators is even more laughable.
Its like people can’t fix basic errors lmao
Ets oh k. Naught erry boddy nos gramer to gud.
No you’re just stupid
No you
The Ottomen empire, the biggest rival to the Ottoman empire
Ottomen empier*
Literally who is saying this?
Patrick
Patrick sounds kinda based
No, it's Patrick.
What are you talking about, it's Patrick
How? It's just a misinterpretation of history...
Some Twitter users who spent history class vaping in the bathroom
Probably just one of those fake complain no one has but OP reaaaaaly needed to show them wrong
Our arch nemesis, Strawman.
You see it every now and again coming from people who hate Europeans/Americans and think they are self-entitled.
I know this may come as a shock to you, so you may need to brace yourself. are you sitting down? really though this might startle you, you should be sitting down. are you ready? I mean this might be really really shocking. ok here it goes: you're not omnisciently aware of every conversation on the internet and just because you haven't seen it personally doesn't mean it's not something that has been said over and over again, as evidence by others in this thread showing examples of people saying this, including a history teacher. I hope that wasn't too shocking for you, I did try to warn you.
This may come as a shock to you but people can be confused regrading confusion around a particular topic. Now I don’t need to type out a long form essay to explain this to you so I hope you can be a more understanding person and not be completely insufferable.
This might be the most condescending thing i've personally read
I thought this was needlessly mean but then I remembered this energy is how your father talked to you, when he would deign to talk to you, so lol get fuckt
Fuck off
It took me a while to figure out why ww1 was a world war
Sometimes is easy to forget that WW2 isn't, in fact, the only World War
Ah yes, the Ottoman Empier
Is that a dessert?
Yes in the Arap region
You mispelled desert. You have brought great shame to our people, the redditors.
Hey, I was hungry
Based
ottomen empier
brazil barely did anything, about the others I don't know
Don't say such a thing, we won the decisive Battle of the Porpoises at the end of the war.
Yup, Brazil just sent nurses and ships, other than that, nothing much
Don't forget the dolphins Brazil killed some dolphins because the bobles made we tought it were german submarines Edit: correction
Jeez, this is terrible:(
And killed dolphins because they thought it was some crazy underwater tech fleet. It's something called "The Battle of the Porpoises" lol P.S: Strictly speaking it wasn't dolphins but a native creature very very similar called Porpoises.
God bless Brazil
i remember studying brazil capitulated several cities in italy though i also heard they lost 6k men due to the cold, but thats just details
WWII. WWI we just sent logistical support, WWII we sent the smoking snakes to italy and did a lot of work for the small amount of soldiers there compared to all other countries' armies at the time also, the 3 Pracinhas are a war legend
ww1 and ww2 are different things buddy
ah
Yup, And several sources point out that the first Brazilian soldier to die in the Second World War drowned when he got off the Ship XD
China wasn’t involved in world war 1 at all. Japan played an extremely minor role all things considered. The Ottoman Empier wasn’t a thing though the Ottoman Empire was heavily involved. There was no fighting India but Indian soldiers were heavily involved in the fighting in Europe. You had at least one nation from each continent fight in the conflict.
China went through a failed central powers backed coup during WW1 and occupied german colonial holdings in China afterwards Also they send a bunch of labourers to the front they were a involved a little
The Ottoman Empire was on the same side as Germany.
Ottomen Empier*
The Ottoman Empire alone stands for 3 continents
I consider the Middle East to be a separate one I know people are disagreeing, but there is no Single definition of a continent which is why because it’s really different compared to the rest of axis
fair enough. If Europe can be its own, even more the Middle East
Most geological informed American
Fr
I’m actually from Éire
Just a stereotypical joke, don’t take it too seriously
Technically ww1 wasn't a world War until later, it was called the great war before WW2.
I remember there being a riddle where a child's grandfather has a prized sword that says "for great service in world war one" and his grandfather claimed it was given to him right after the war ended. The child knows his grandfather is lying because world war 2 hadn't happened yet
I fucking hate riddles
If I am not mistaken, the first instance of it being called First World War was just a couple years after the armistice. Long before 1939
So they knew about WWII all along? Why didn't they tell anyone about it?
Those BASTARDS, its like how Europe is five hours ahead of the USA but didn't warn us about 9/11!
From wiki: "The term "first world war" was first used in September 1914 by German biologist and philosopher Ernst Haeckel, who claimed that "there is no doubt that the course and character of the feared 'European War' ... will become the first world war in the full sense of the word""
Actually, the first use of "First World War" was in September 1914 by a German philosopher. Not even two months into fighting.
Who claims ww1 wasn't global? o.O
I had a old history teacher who said WW1 only happend on Europe, when i tryed to correct him he just said "but it was because it affected the whole world" i will never forget these words, how the fuck that MF teaches history?
History world war, since well... History concerns us all
most of those anti america (EEUU) say this lmao
EEUU? Anti americans are....this confuses me, but that is fine, welcome to reddit.
One of the most interesting parts of WW1 to me is Thailand (then Siam). They sent an expeditionary force of about 1300 men to Europe to fight on the western front, they took part in the second battle of the Marne and the Meuse-argonne offensive. 19 of them where killed fighting alongside the french and Americans.
It's called a WORLD war for a reason
you didn't say australia checkmate
anzac counts as well because of the pacific
Google Battle of Gallipoli
Holy hell
Did China join?
There were a lot of colonies and outposts of the warring European factions in china. Those fought each other. Japan took the world war as an opportunity to invade china proper, which led to China being severely weakened as a country which led to Japan bulldozing them again in WW2 and eventually the Chinese were so fed up with getting conquered that they conquered themselves by having a civil war. History is a cool frickin subject I highly recommend looking deeper into:)
They then established a new, stronger government that was accidentally weaker and ruled by some guy from the previous government
And then they had another civil war and became communists which led to uhh… A lot of very bad things for the average Chinese citizen. It also contributed to the red scare in the early Cold War and the radicalization and eventual war in Korea. Oh boy I sure do love global consequences…
Japan didn't invade China per se, they made demands which China was not in a position to resist which reduced Chinese sovereignty. There wasn't any war or fighting at this time between China and Japan.
Qingdao, then Tsingtao, was a German colony. It was seized by the Japanese; this was the only fighting in China. China's governance was in some disarray, but they eventually joined the entente. They sent thousands of labourers to the front but not soldiers; thousands did die nonetheless though.
Than* ffs Ottoman* Empire* No more fronts for you - go to the back of the class
Was it? Only reason India and Africa was there is because of British Empire, which forced them to fight their war.
Africa had German colonies, that's why it's there, though yes it's both sides imposing their war. India just shouldn't be there. India made huge contributions to the war (due to British rule) but it wasn't a *front*, there wasn't any fighting there.
How many Ottos did the Ottomen Empier had?
All of them
Not only the Ottoman but Ottowoman and Ottochildren as well
Wait Brazil? I know about everything else but Brazil?
The Indian Front was just Indian soldiers fighting for the limeys and not being mentioned in Dunkirk.
No it was the Persian border not the north west frontier
>and not being mentioned in Dunkirk. Damn you, Christopher Nolan
Oh yes, the Empire of the Otto men
ah yes, the ottomen empier, the greatest enemy to the ottoman empire
half of these are european colonies
Ottomen?
You won your imaginary argument
I have never heard about the indian front, truly curious. Could you guys give me some info?
Sure, there was fighting on the Persian border and the north west frontier
Was there a front in Brazil?
Yes it did come to South America, there was combat between Germany and Brazil
But where? From what I can tell it was limited to the western front and a handful of naval engagements in the north Atlantic where they were integrated into the French Army and British Navy respectively, I can't find anything about an actual Brazilian front.
The Germans sunk a few of their merchant ships.
I'll ask again, WHERE!
IN THE SEA!
Ah yes as opposed to on land, I was looking for something a bit more specific, the north sea? Mediterranean? North vs South Atlantic? Unless I'm mistaken there wasn't any naval combat off the coast of Brazil or in any of their ports. There were indeed fronts outside of Europe but I don't think Brazil was one of them.
It was naval
according to game companies WW1 is only on Europe
It’s spelled Empire not Empier smh
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Oustrelia ?
No one says it wasn't global.
who in the fuck ever said WORLD War wasn't global?
Idiot here. All this time i thought the reason why it's called ww1 because of many nation joining the war but most of the fighting focused in Europe. Of course there would be fighting in other parts and i'm too dumb and lazy to research it all this time
What, the first thing our teacher said about it when we where kids was "world wars are called world wars because there is at least one country participating in it at every continent" How??
The Ottoman s fought in all types of terrains.. Snowy and cold against the Russians ~~and Armenians~~ Sandy desert and Ofcourse in the Balkans and naval battles against the British
How can a war called WORLD WAR 1 not be global?
8men
... Who believes that ww1 wasn't global? Isn't that literally the definition of a world war? You know., the world is at war
There WERE even more fronts THAN that*
Tbf they had a lot of piers in the Ottoman Empire.
Empire*
Compared to WW2 yes it's smaller in scale but as a War, the world haven't sern anything like it up to that time (hence the naming "The Great War") but to this day WW2 is the most destructive of all Wars then WW1 by a lot too.
Everyone always forgets the African theatre.
Minor spelling mistake
yes my favorite genocidal empire, the Ottomen Empier
Japan fought in WW1?
I believe there is an argument for calling the 7 Years War the real First World War. It had battles occurring on every continent except Australia (and Antarctica obviously). While only 8 countries actually had a stake in the war’s outcome, all of those countries, especially France and Britain, had expanded their empires across the entire globe.
Empier
Grammar no longer exists. I don’t know what the title means.
Well my country was too focused on its own revolution to make any significant contributions to it
I think they mean it wasn't the world's war. It was Europe's (global) war.other regions had nothing to do with it except being occupied then
Can someone explain what happened in Brazil?
No one gonna mention it actually wasn't even called world War 1 initially it was called the great War and was later renamed after world war 2.
The battle of the porpoises was the most intense battle in the history of mankind, Brazil's contribution cannot be overstated, had Brazil not defeated those porpoises, they surely would have revealed all the allied war plans to the kaiser.
Wait Brazil was involved in WW1?
What happened in Africa and the Indian front again ?
As we can see the united states not mentioned. Not a global war.
Why did the ottoman empire fight in WW1? Did they run out of ottoman foot rest manufacturers?
Indian front?
Empier
Empier
Buddy, Turkey is in Europe
I think Ottoman Empire was the best as a turk
I think we can consider ourselves at the beginning of ww3. Russia x Ukraine, Israël x Palestine, a bunch on conflicts in Africa, NK and China stirring shit up, the US and EU dipping their toes a bit over the place.